Hey! I'm Kusaki Hayashi and I'm writing a story that I'm sure everyone will love. It's a Miroku pov! Please read and review. I DON'T OWN HIM OR ANY ONE ELSE ON INUYASHA!!
Miroku's Handy-Dandy All-Purpose Guide To Being A Monk
By: (who else) Miroku
Hello all! My name is Miroku and I am a servant of Buddha. I am but a humble monk who makes an honest living, I have a beautiful girlfriend......okay, she's not my girlfriend yet, but she will be, and I'm an excellent teacher......fine, I don't teach yet either, but if you read this manual you will learn all the secrets to becoming a good monk, such as myself.
Now, let's get started, shall we?
Chapter 1: Exorcism
Exorcism is a very complicated skill, but if you just follow my instructions, you should be fine!
Now, the first thing you need to do is to find the most expensive looking mansion in any poor village you come across. Go to the master and say these words:
"Excuse me, good sir, but I couldn't help noticing the ominous cloud hovering over your fine mansion. Might I perform an exorcism to drive away any demons that could get into your house?"
Then you are to place special talismans (free inside this manual) around the entire perimeter. Even if there are no demons or ominous cloud, you might get a free dinner and an offer to spend the night. Trust me, those guys will eat it up like suckers.
And that concludes chapter one. The way I see it, you have three choices from this point on:
-Choice 1: Read the next chapter.
-Choice 2: Put this book down and never read it again.
-Choice 3: Return this book and receive your $35 dollars back.
But, you'll never become a sophisticated monk, such as myself, that way. So, I would recommend the first choice. But, do as you wish. Until next time!