Next chapter is up! I know you guys are enjoying this story so far, so don't change! I don' own 'em.
All-Purpose Guide chapter 2
Aah, so you decided to continue, eh? Very good(now I get to keep my money! ). In fact, that's what this next chapter's about! So pay very close attention to what I am about to share with all you adoring people. Listen well:
Step 2-Money
Earning money is probably the most important asset in a monk's life. Without it, you will be nothing but a worthless bum with no job and no girlfriend!! (OH, THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!! )
So anyway, this is what you'll need to do:
Sneak through any open window of any house (if there is no open window, then make one) and steal everything of value (just make sure no one is home first). As soon as you get the chance, sell them in the next town (so you don't get found out) to make BIG money!! But the BIGGEST money comes from all the expensive pieces of junk in the mansions. One time, I swiped some pretty pricy crap from a seedy-looking emperor in some farming village (ah, so much green...). Yes, my dear friends, money is definitely the most important asset in a monk's life, especially mine (if only it could buy love or happiness).
And that's the end of chapter 2!
Great job! You're doing just fantastic! A few more chapters and you'll be on your way to becoming an excellent monk. But you have to keep reading if you want to learn everything!
End ch.2