Here's chapter 3! It's the chapter everyone's been waiting for, so I hope you enjoy! And one more thing, Sailorpsychosis, I give you permission to use my story. So here we go!

I OWN NOTHING!

All Purpose Chapter 3

Welcome back to another chapter of Miroku's Handy-Dandy All-Purpose Guide To Being a Monk written by me, Miroku. If you are reading this, it means that my guidelines are working well for you and you're ready to learn more, or you have nothing better to do with your time and this was the best book on your shelf.

(Just a small warning in advance: If I seem to rant a bit, then please forgive me. This happens to be my best subject!)

Well then, gentlemen, hang on to your seats 'cuz this one's for you! Ladies, you can read it too, but it won't be my fault if you hate me afterwards.

Chapter 3-Women

You will know when you find the right girl because...um...well, you'll just know! But having only ONE wouldn't be any fun. In order to be a good monk, you have to take the pleasure of hanging over EVERY girl you see (as long as she isn't old or ugly!)

Now if someone were to tell me that there was a secret Amazon island somewhere (Amazon being all women), I would've asked them, "what are you high on?...because whatever it is, I want some!" but let us not get into that at the present time. So, when you find a girl (who's not old or ugly), you are to stay with her for a while. When you feel she's either fallen for you or you've worked up enough guts, you are to ask her this question:

"Would you have the honor of bearing my children?"

If her first response is to swoon over you, she's yours. But if her response is, and it probably will be, enraged anger, expect a hard slap in the face. But fear not, my friends! Keep trying. She really wants you but doesn't quite know it yet. And eventually she will change her mind.

We now come to the end of chapter 3. Don't stop now, you're doing great! And besides, the next chapter is also another one of my specialties. Think you can guess what it is? If you can't, then I suggest you keep reading. Remember, this is for your benefit. I already know this stuff!

End chapter 3