Here's chapter 4 fer ya! Sorry it took so long (STUPID SCHOOL!!!) So, you think you know what the chapter is about? The answer will be revealed right now.
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All Purpose Chapter 4
WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME to another exciting chapter of my excellent book written by me, the o-so-lovable hard-to-hate-Miroku. Well let's just get to the good stuff, shall we? If your answer from the last chapter was groping, then congratulations! You got it! Give yourself a pat on the back.
All right! Let us commence with the learning!
Chapter 4-Groping
Now, groping is probably the most dangerous of all techniques to learn. If it goes wrong, which will probably be 90 of the time (I'm sorry, but that's just the way it goes) then you might as well get acquainted with the ground. If, by some chance, things go right (which there's a 10 possibility that they will) then the girl that you're groping doesn't seem to notice or she likes it.
If this happens, then you are a very lucky monk (GRR!) In any case, groping a girl is one of the best feelings in the world (or on my opinion, anyway). But you have to do it the right way, though. So now I'm going to tell you how to grope. It's actually the easiest thing to do.
One way to distract the girl is to sweet talk her. Tell her how nice she looks or just say something off the top of your head. Then, while she's swooning over you, quickly reach behind her and rub her butt. Pretty simple, right?
Other methods of distraction are pretending to be hurt, spacing out (making it look like you're oblivious to the world), or pretend you're sleeping. Works like a charm!
That brings us to the end of chapter 4.
Well, it seems like our time together is nearly up. We have one more chapter to go and then it will be time to put it ALL together. You think you're ready? We'll find out. Keep reading!
End chapter 4