Yo! I finally have some spare time to write this chapter! School is a menace to society, I tell ya. Plus I have band practice every day and competitions on Saturdays. I'm always too tired to do anything on Sundays even though I have orchestra and tone bell practice, so my weeks are EXTREMELY busy.

But I don't want anyone to be mad at me fer not updatin', so here's chapter 5!

Enjoy!

All Purpose Chapter 5

Hello again all my beloved fans! It is I, Miroku, everyone's favorite "humble" monk. I hope you're ready for me to present you with the final step to becoming a monk. So let's cut straight to the point.

Step 5-Putting It All Together

Just to help you remember, let us do a quick review of the previous four steps:

-Exorcising: This is how you get people to trust you so they don't suspect you for anything (har har!)

-Money: This is, first of all, your reward from those worthless, I mean, wonderful exorcisms and, second of all, this is what makes you happy. A moneyless monk is no monk at all. I'm sorry, but those are the facts.

-Women: This is what the money buys. (It is said, and has been proven, that women are attracted to a man with money.)

-Groping: This is how you get the woman's complete and full attention (weather it is the good way or the bad way).

Now this step is going to combine all the steps I've given you into one giant step, so prepare yourself. I'm going to go somewhat out of order so please forgive me now. Are you ready? Here we go!

You need to perform the exorcisms in order to break into the house at night (because it is the best time to do so) and steal the valuables in order to sell them and get the money in order to get the girl to grope in order to make you as happy and as jolly as yours truly! Did you catch all that?

This basically brings us to the end of chapter 5. I am deeply sorry, my friends, but I have no more to teach you. Now, it is your responsibility to go and put these techniques into action. In my opinion, I believe you all will become great monks and you can think of me whenever you use a skill. Well, it has been an honor to teach you all and I wish you well. Sayonara!

End story

So, whaddaya think of the finished work? Ya can let me know by reviewin'.

Catch ya!