This is just an extremely short humor drabble-App. 146 words. Couldn't resist doing a play on words with the title of the new HP book. Read, laugh, review-please. Flames will be used to lit the moltov cocktail that I will throw through your car window.
Harry Potter and the Half-Erect Cock
"Rub it!"
"Lick it!"
"Fondle my testicles!"
The orders spewed from the lips of one very frustrated Potions Master.
"For fuck's sake, can't you do anything right, Potter?" The man asked as he stared icily at the naked boy kneeling before him.
"I'm sorry Professor Snape. I am trying, but it won't stiffen up," Harry said as he looked hopelessly at the half-erect cock in front of him.
"I should have known that you would have been utter waste of my time, Potter," Snape sneered. "Leave my quarters and send for Mister Malfoy. Perhaps he can get the job done."
Harry reluctantly gathered his clothes and walked dejectedly to the door when he heard Snape say his name.
"Oh and Mister Potter, that will be 50 points from Gryffindor for not being able to get the task done."
The End.