Disclaimer:
I own Yu Yu Hakusho! YAY! ^______^ WHEEEEE *does the happy dance* I'm gonna go tell all my friends! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
BEEP BEEP BEEP
YAWN! *stretches* What?! O_O *looks at alarm clock* It's only four AM! O_O Well, I'll call Alyssa anyways ^.^
*calls Alyssa*
April: GUESS WHAT?! ^____^
Alyssa: Ok…you had a dream that you owned Yu Yu Hakusho *nearly falls asleep again*
April: NOOOOOOO! I had a dream that I owned Yu Yu Hakusho! ^_^
Alyssa: -_-;
April: HELLO?! I can't see your face from here *looks through mouthpiece*
Alyssa: …ok ^_^;;
April: SOOOoooo, don't you think that I could own Yu Yu Hakusho one day? I've been told that my dreams are predictions of the future @_@
Alyssa: -________-;…April? Keep dreaming. *hangs up* -_-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MWAHAHAHAHAHA MORE INSANENESS! ^_______________^ You people who like Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style will certainly love this! ^__________________^ Please review at the end! I take any and all suggestions! @_@
And just like the title suggests, this is a bunch of stupid things that the YYH cast do ^-^
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And You Thought They Couldn't Get Any Stupider…
…of course they can! *slaps forehead* What have they been teaching you in school?
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It's a wonderful day at the Minamino residence. Birds are chirping, the leaves are blowing, Kurama's in his room doing his algebra homework, Hiei is scratching at Kurama's window. Nope! Nothing out of the ordinary today! ^_^
Kurama: So…if the value of x is 354, and x times y equals z, then the answer must be…*punches numbers in calculator* Error! ^_^
Hiei: LET ME IN! *scratching at window (weren't you reading the narration before?! @_@)*
Kurama: .;;; No…wait…the answer can't be ERROR ~.~;;; *looks in back of book* …OHHHHHHH I get it now! ^_^ Right! *copies down answers to the odd problems*
Hiei: Grrrrrr…*jumps down from window ledge* We'll just have to do this the hard way…*gets safety goggles on* KUR- *fires rocks out of cannon at window* RA-*fires more rocks* MA!!!!!! *fires the rest of the rocks at the window* O.O *the window's not broken* DAMN PLEXIGLASS©! .;
Kurama: Hmmm…*looks at window* Strange…I thought I heard something. Must be the wind ^-^
Hiei: Damn kitsune…the things I do to get sweet snow! *climbs up the side of the house to the window again* KURAMA!!! *bangs on glass*
Kurama: *looks everywhere except the window* Why does it sound like Hiei's banging at my window?
Hiei: 'CAUSE I AM BANGING AT YOUR WINDOW, BAKA!!!! O
Kurama: Must be my imagination…*goes back to math homework*
Hiei: AGHHHHHHHHH . *jumps down from window* YOU! *points at window* I'LL BE BACK!!!! *walks away*
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INTERMISSION:
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Alyssa: O.O You can't stop there! That's not enough insaneness for one chapter!!!!
April: …I thought you were asleep! ^_^;;
Alyssa: Well…I was…but…umm…I woke up! ^_^
April: .;;;;; ooooooook then ^_^;;;;; What do you propose we do next? ^_^
Alyssa: Why don't we see what Kuwabaka and Yusuke are up to ^.^
April: Alright! ^_^ Roll tape! ^_^
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Yusuke and Kuwabara are at the movie theaters. It's an action movie! YEAH! You know, those ones that seem so cool in the commercials, and then you go to see them and they SUCK! ^_^; Well…the movie is not the main spectacle…it is…Who will win the popcorn!!! And what a sight it is ^_^
Yusuke: It's MY popcorn *tugs popcorn bucket towards him*
Kuwabara: NOOOO! It's MINE Urameshi! *tugs back*
Yusuke: But I paid for it! *pulls back*
Kuwabara: Yeah…well…I want it more! *pulls on bucket*
Yusuke:…SO!?!? .;;;;;;
Kuwabara: Doesn't my opinion count? T.T;
Yusuke: …not really…-_-;
Kuwabara: Well…it's still MY popcorn!
Yusuke: *thinks (what a scary thought O.O;)* hehe…you want your popcorn, Kuwabara? Here ya go!
Kuwabara: *tugs back for the popcorn bucket*
Yusuke: *lets go*
Kuwabara: O.O YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET GOOOOOOO!!!! *pulled so hard he goes crashing through the wall*
Yusuke: Yup! My work here's done ^.^ *walks away to go get more popcorn*
Audience: O.O FREE POPCORN! *dive onto the floor and search around for fallen popcorn*
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MEANWHILE:
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Hiei: *at a payphone* Grr…how do you use these odd ningen devices?! @_@ *bangs head on phone*
Random Passerby: O.O;;;;;;;;
Hiei: HEY! YOU!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE!
RP: *walks over to phone booth, just 'cause he's dumb! ^-^* …uh…yea? ^_^;;;;
Hiei: TELL ME HOW TO WORK THIS…EVIL MACHINE @_@
RP: Uh…ok…first you put in 35 cents…
Hiei: I DO NOT CARRY AROUND THIS NINGEN CURRENCY OF WHICH YOU SPEAK OF! @_@
RP: O_O *puts his own money in…'cause Hiei's pretty freaky when he's all in your face like that ^-^;;;;;;*
Hiei: Now what?! #_#
RP: You dial the number…
Hiei: I HAVE THAT! …
RP: …
Hiei: SHOO!!!! *pushes out of phone booth*
RP: o.o;;;;; *runs away*
Hiei: *takes out tiny piece of paper* aha! These must be some sort of symbols these simpletons use…I shall conquer this land and their odd devices! @_@
Random People: O____O;;;;;;;
Hiei: That is, as soon as I call Kurama, tell him to open his window, and give me all the sweet snow he's got!!!!!
Random People: .;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *walk away really fast*
Hiei: FLEE MORTALS! @_@
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BACK WITH KURAMA:
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Kurama: .;;;;;;; how am I supposed to do this?
Yusuke: *came over after the movie* …I thought you were supposed to add numbers, not letters….;;;;;;
Kurama: Well…the letters have values…
Yusuke: OH! Aren't they called valuables! *trying to be smart*
Kurama:…they're called variables….;;;;;;;
Yusuke: Right…I knew that! ^_^;
Kurama: I thought you were with Kuwabara…
Yusuke: Well…I was but…that movie was so crappy, that I left him there…'cause he fell asleep! YEAH! ^_^;;;
Kurama:…don't tell me you got into another fight over the popcorn…
Yusuke: We did ^.^;;;
Kurama: -_____________________-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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MEANWHILE:
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Kuwabara: URAMESHI! I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU PUNK! *racing down the street*
Random Person: O.O;;;;
Kuwabara: MOVE OUTTA MY WAY!!!!! O *pushes RP aside*
RP: @.@
Kuwabara: GAHHHHHHHH *runs down the street…or is it up? (*ponders*)* GET OUT OF THE WAY! *pushes random people aside* O.O OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo *grabs hotdog from vendor*
Hotdog Guy: HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!
Kuwabara: No way old dude!
HG: SOMEONE HELP! THAT GUY STOLE MY WEINER!
Everybody: *pause* O_O Care to rephrase that?!
HG:…NEVER MIND! T_____T I QUIT! *throws hotdog hat down* I shoulda listened to my dad and sold hamburgers! But nooooooo I had to be a hotdog dude…(you know, he'd still have the same initials ^.^;)
RP: Guy, not dude.
HG: SHUT UP! ;_; *runs away*
Kuwabara: o.o;;;; *blink blink* X_X *dies for the sole reason that I hate him and don't want him here ^-^*
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BACK WITH HIEI:
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*two hours later*
Hiei: AHA! I'VE DONE IT! *holds phone to ear*
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hiei: o.O why's this….THING beeping?!! *busy signal continues* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! o …aha? What's this! *reads* Per ess this butt on for ass iss tans….o.o;;;; why would I want to turn someone's butt on for an assistance…what IS an assistance?! O.O;;;;; *runs back to Kurama's house*
*two seconds later*
Hiei: I'm here…now what? *stands waiting at the front door for Kurama to come* . OOOOOOOO a butt on! *presses doorbell until Kurama comes to the door*
Kurama: *comes to the door and opens it* Hiei!!! What are you doing?! ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Hiei: *pushes button to 'shave and a haircut'* ^___________^
Kurama: Can you…stop? ^.^;;;;;;
Hiei: *continues playing random songs*
Kurama: ….;;;;;; *puts hand over Hiei's* STOP!!!!!! O
Hiei: O.O *blink blink* You could've asked NICELY ya know…*rolls eyes and steps inside*
Kurama: Grrr…why I oughta…*makes motion to choke Hiei*
Hiei: Where's the sweet snow? *angel look on face*
Kurama: …you ate it all! Kaasan went to get more.
Hiei: O____________O WHAT!??!?! NO SWEET SNOW?!?!?
Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; nope…
Hiei: AHHHHHHH *runs around house knocking random things over*
Kurama: O.O Hiei! Watch out for! *crash* And that-*crash* and be careful with tha-*crash*
Hiei: @_@ Everything's all spinny…pretty colors…X_X
Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *drags Hiei up to his room*
Yusuke: O.o;;;;;; why is Hiei…*pokes* not moving?
Kurama: He found out there was no sweet snow.
Yusuke: OOOOOooo…was it as bad as last time?
Kurama: Nooo…this time, at least we didn't have to get a straightjacket and a muzzle…
Yusuke: Oh yeah…I remember that….;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kurama: Yeah…-__________________-;;;;
*twenty minutes later*
Yusuke: OOOOOOOooooooooooo what's this? *touch* and that?! *goes over to it and pokes* and what's this over here?!! AND THIS…?!! *touches everything*
Kurama: O STOP TOUCHING MY STUFF!!!!!
Yusuke: ._.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; …*runs into the bathroom and locks the door*
Kurama: O______o;;;;;;
Yusuke: I AM GOING TO MAKE A SECRET POTION! MWAHAHAHAHAA @________________@
Kurama: o.o;;;;;
*ten minutes later*
Yusuke: I've done it! @____@ I've created the ultimate hair gel! @_____@
Kurama: oh no…did you touch my shampoos!?!?
Yusuke:…^_^ yeah!…why do you have, like, 50 different shampoos?
Kurama:…'cause I feel like it! ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Yusuke: O_o;;;;; ooooooooook ^_^;
Kurama: *nod nod*
Yusuke: LEMME TRY OUT MY INVENTION! ^_____________^
Kurama: ….ok….*thinks* what's the worst that could happen?
Yusuke: Excellent…*puts blindfold on Kurama*…*rubs hands together and gets on an almost…ebil look…O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;; RUN KURAMA, RUN!!!!!*
*half an hour later*
Yusuke: @____________________@ THE OPERATION WAS A SUCCESS!!!!!!!!! *does the happy dance*
Kurama: *takes off blindfold and looks in mirror* O______________________________________O WHY IS MY HAIR STICKING UP LIKE ALPHALPHA?!?!?
Yusuke: ^_^ it's supposed to look like that! ^_________^
Kurama:….YUSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases after Yusuke*
Yusuke: And this is where I make my exit *jumps out the window*
Kurama: *follows him*
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@____________@ yes, this production was brought to you by a combination of boredom, lack of sleep, and a runny nose.
Please review! If I get over twenty reviews, I may just continue…I know that's asking for a lot, but just put it on your favs (that is, if you liked it ^_^;) and I'm sure I'll have 20 reviews in no time…not that you'd want me to write any more insanity @_@
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