Disclaimer:
April: I OWN YU YU HAKUSHO! [smiles like a maniac]
Alyssa: That's impossible -.-;;;;
April: Haven't you heard?! NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE! [gets swirly eyed]
Alyssa: Not again . [smacks head] I'm leaving before I lose more brain cells.
April: You mean you still have some left?! GASP! O.O
Alyssa: -.-; yup, I'm leaving [walks away]
April: Don't leave me here with these strangers! [looks at readers and sweatdrops] Well…maybe I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho…not yet anyways…MOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
YAY! [sees reviews] Okay…so I only got sixteen, but I think that's a good start! I'd never leave you readers (who better also be reviewers) wondering what happens next…actually…I would…and I am [sticks tongue out] This'll be a bunch of random different funny things that the YYH cast do. SOOOOOOOOO you can all use your ''IMAGINATION'' [makes rainbow appear] to figure out what happened next [sweatdrops]
I shall get more sugar today (MWAHAHAHAHAHA) so next chapter, reviewers shall get any sugar the want (not that it's real -.-;;;;; I mean, even I know that soooo it's not like it'll cost me anything, hehe) Aren't I nice? :)
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SMILE AND NOD! [sees readers smiling and nodding]
Good, good…:)
And You Thought They Couldn't Get Any Stupider…(hey…is that a word? O.O)
Well…they can't exactly get any smarter…(not that they were ever smart in the first place) so they shall get stupider… which I never really thought was a word…that's kinda…odd…)
This chapter, we shall get the YYH cast to…break laws! Wait…I left those books in my locker!!! (the wacky laws book) DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! [jumps up and down and screams out the window] I feel better now :) so…umm…the YYH cast shall…do more random unexpected things!
NOTE: I don't hate any characters…I realized that after reading this thing on Kuwabara which is very angsty that I can't remember the title of. When I remember, I shall send all my readers over there. So…I try and make fun of each character the same but it's all for the sake of humor…alright? [sweatdrops] and I'm kinda sorry I umm…had Kuwabara go X.X last chapter…I kinda ran out of ideas [blushes] I'll try not to umm…kill him…not that I have a reason to… ;;;;;;; I'll stop babbling. Onto the…uh…insaneness! Yeah…:)
Yusuke's Random Situation:
It was a rainy day…a very rainy day. Actually, it was a stormy day, a very stormy day…and Yusuke was…[looks at cue card] O.O;;;;;;; he was READING?!?
Yusuke: [inside a library in the children's section reading to little kids] And the little engine said…I think…I can…[stumbles upon words]
-.-;;;; I knew it was too good to be true.
Kuwabara's Random Situation:
Kuwabara was getting a haircut. In the waiting area, he vigorously played his GBASP while waiting for an available seat. When he was called up, the color was drained from his face.
Random Haircutter: Hello…right this way…[cheesy smile]
Kuwabara: O.O [sees last patient walking away with a baseball cap over his head and crying…also sees a box of baseball caps near the seat]
RH: My name's Wendy…[sees Kuwabara looking at the caps] Did I mention that you get a free hat with your haircut?
Kuwabara: Uh…suddenly, I've changed my mind…[sees chainsaw]
Wendy: Nonsense! I won't take no for an answer! [cheesier smile]
Kuwabara: But…but-
Wendy: SIT DOWN NOW! O
Kuwabara: o.o; yes ma'am. [sits down in the ahem, torture chair, and gets strapped down]
Wendy: Just relax…[puts mask on and gets out blowtorch]
Kuwabara: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;...holy shi-
[sweatdrops] Poor Kuwabara…what will become of his elvis hairdo? And more importantly, will he get a refund?…uh…on to Kurama! :)
Kurama's Random Situation:
Kurama's currently a student teacher… (for this chapter anyway) how…exciting -.-;;;;;
Ms. Whatever: Hello class.
Kindergarteners: HIHIHI! :)!!!!!!
Ms. Whatever: Today you'll have a new teacher…meet Mr. Minamino.
[Kurama walks in]
Kurama: Hello there.
Kindergarteners:… hehe…HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [pile on top of Kurama]
Ms. Whatever: They're all yours. [runs out the door with her tote bag and sunglasses on]
Kurama: [pushes kids off of him] I have a feeling that she's not coming back…
Kindergartner #1: That's the third one this week! :)
Kurama: o.o
Kindergartener #2: Your name's Mr. Minamino…right?
Kurama: o.o [nod nod] ( did his face get stuck like that? O.O)
Kindergartner #3: It doesn't look like a mister…[tries pulling Kurama's hair off]
Kurama: NOT THE HAIR! [gets up and runs around]
Kindergartners: [giggle]
Kindergartner #1: Hey! Guess what time it is?
Kurama: -.- what time is it?
Kindergartners: It's time for ART! [smile insanely and approach Kurama with fingerpaint]
Kurama: O.O…[sees chalkboard erasers] AHA! [grabs them] BACK! BACK I SAY!
Kindergartners: [continue to walk towards Kurama]
Kurama: Don't say I didn't warn you! [claps erasers together]
O.O;;;;;;; uh…we'll check back with them later [sweatdrops]
Hiei's Random Situation:
While Kurama was out, Hiei decided that it'd just be easier to bust open the front door…-.-;;;;;;;;;; he brought Yukina with them, and they're exploring Kurama's room…O.O;;;;; oh no…don't tell me they're gonna mess with the…
Hiei: Did you say this device is called a…compooper?
Yukina: [laughs] No…it's a computer. Go ahead and turn it on!
Hiei: [walks up to it cautiously] You sure it's not an explosive device of some sort? [pokes it]
Yukina: Of course not! [turns it on herself]
Hiei: O.O WHAT'S THAT NOISE?! [beeping sounds]
Yukina: I hope it's not broken…
Hiei: Get back Yukina…[gets out katana]
Yukina: I don't think that's necessary…I'll just-
Hiei: [slashes computer] O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [katana breaks]
Yukina: I guess that drive really is hard…
Hiei: It's possessed! Go get help, Yukina. I'll be alright.
Yukina: Okay, Hiei…but please don't blow anything up! [runs down the stairs and out the space that used to be the front door]
Hiei: Hn…what's your motive?
Computer:…
Hiei: A quiet one, eh? Well maybe this will make you speak up. [kicks the printer]
Computer : Beep!
Hiei: AHA! [punches keyboard]
Computer: BEEP! [keys fly out of keyboard]
Hiei: I'm winning! [continues to attack computer]
Computer: [explodes]
Hiei: Uh-oh…I don't think Yukina or Kurama's gonna be very happy about this…[tries to put it back together]
Oh dear -.-;;; Back to Yusuke [sweatdrops]
Yusuke's Random Situation: (CONTINUED)
Yusuke: [finishes reading The Little Engine That Could]
Random kid: I wanna read this book next! [holds up Gone With The Wind]
Yusuke: NO! I'm not done yet!!! [pulls book away from RK]
RK: But it's MY TURN! [takes book back]
Yusuke: Hey! He's being a meanie! [pokes RK]
RK: AH! [clutches arm and starts crying] The big poo head hurt me! [sniffle]
Other little kids: ATTACK!!! [pile on top of Yusuke]
Yusuke: NOOOOOOO! I JUST WANNA READ!! THAT'S ALL I ASK! OOF! [kids start jumping on him]
Koenma: [from behind a cookbook, snickers] Just wait till the boys back at Reikai get a load of this! Yusuke getting beat up by seven year olds! [takes pictures]
…He can defeat A class yokai, but he can't defeat a bunch of little kids…-.-;; what're we gonna do with you, Yusuke?
Kuwabara's Random Situation: (CONTINUED)
Kuwabara: What've you done to my head?! [mirror cracks]
Wendy: What? It's the latest fashion! You should be thanking me and kissing my shoes!!!
Kuwabara: [grabs blue baseball cap…ya know, I have a poster with him in it wearing a blue baseball cap (sweatdrops)] I'm getting out of here! [runs out the door]
Wendy: He seemed so happy! [yells] Come again soon! :)
Kuwabara: Must…keep…running…O.O! I shall get…a wig…[goes into store]
Ten minutes later…
Kuwabara: O.O;;;;;;;;; I'm not going out in public like this .
Salesclerk: Oh, come on! You look fantastic!
Kuwabara:…you get paid to say that, don't you?
Salesclerk: [nods] That'll be thirty dollars. [takes money and pushes Kuwabara out the door]
Kuwabara: [covers head] This is worse than my actual butchered hair! [runs hands through his clown wig]
Poor Kuwabara…I'll fix his hair though :) so don't worry about that. Back to Kurama…who hopefully isn't dead by now
Kurama's Random Situation: (CONTINUED)
Kurama: [coughing in cloud of chalk dust]
Kindergartener #3: Haha! The grown up is defeating himself! [kindergartners start laughing]
Kurama: They're evil! PURE EVIL I SAY!
Kindergartners: O.O who…us? O:)
Kurama: AHHHHHHHHH [jumps out window]
Kindergartners: o.O;;;;;;;;; Umm…yay! [use fingerpaints and 'decorate' the room]
…That didn't end that well [looks down] but I think Kurama lives…well…he has to! [nods] 'cause I need him again next chapter for more insaneness! :)
Hiei's Random Situation: (CONTINUED)
Yukina: [goes back into Kurama's house] Hiei? Where'd you-…O.O [sees blown up computer] I DIDN'T DO IT! [takes all the sweet snow and runs out of the house]
Computer: beep…beep…BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! (AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S ALIVE!) [puts itself back together] Time to…delete…hehehe (o.o this is getting creepy)
And…that's how it ends :) review if you want more! The evil computer shall wreak havoc! MOOOOOOOOOOHAHA!