Disclaimer:
Let's put it this way. If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, I'd have given it a name that other people don't think you're crazy when you tell them you love it. I also don't own the Wacky Laws book, and even though I have it right in front of me, I'm too damn lazy to see who wrote it. If I did write it though, I have to admit, that'd be kinda cool.
:) thanks for all the reviews! Let's go for 40 this time around :) I'm sorry I've been taking so long to update I've been…uh…[cough]busy[cough]
OOOOOOO…:) hehe, I just got back from Barnes and Noble and…hehe, I currently own all five Rurouni Kenshin graphic novels, and all five Yugioh graphic novels (the first one is shiny and is limited edition). I also own the limited edition volume one of Yu Yu Hakusho. In the immortal words of Courtney (AKA, Yukiangel28), I am one happy piece of cheese XD.
I also got the Harry Potter game for gamecube…I'm so spoiled :)
Thanks for reading everyone, but here's a list of everyone who reviewed: (which you should do so I update sooner [poke poke, wink wink])
FearOfDying, RVG, Kitsune-Soul, QT102, Angel Lily-chan, Shaolin 10, Youko&Kurama's1&onlyGurl, Youko/Kurama's Rose, JustMeSakura, Crystal of dark, Agony-mouse-Skye, YukiAngel28, Obscured Illusions
I really appreciate the reviews!!! I'm REALLY sorry for not updating. And I probably would have never updated, but the guilt just kept eating away at my soul…u.u;;; kinda…[sweatdrops]
Onto the insanity of this chapter :) And I actually have the wacky laws book this time (I'm out of school. YAY summer vacation! [does the happy dance]) And I remember the title of the angsty Kuwabara fic. It's called To See In Darkness. Go read it. It'll really make you think of him as more of a person.
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And you thought they couldn't get any stupider…
Must I explain this again? [starts talking about nothing]
And you thought that I'd have given up by now…
Yeah right :)
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It was a seemingly normal day in the town that we authors and authoresses like to call 'Sariyashki' or 'Tokyo', for the creator of the people in this…uh…'place' decided not to give it a name. And though it was seemingly normal, as I've just mentioned, it suddenly began to…snow…yes, you heard me right; snow. Don't ask me how it snows in June, but it just does in this made up place with these made up people…why? 'Cause I said so, damnit!
Yusuke: Why, what a wonderful day! [starts skipping and whistling]
Of course, the people in this odd place did not take notice of the strange weather…or maybe they just didn't realize it was snowing U.U;
Yusuke: Tra la la! …Oof! [gets swirly-eyed and knocked to the ground]
Kuwabara: Hey! Watch it punk!
Yusuke: Whaddya mean 'watch it punk'?! I was innocently frolicking on this here sidewalk until you decided to clumsily run into me!
Kuwabara: Yeah, yeah, whatever. [pulls out book from pocket] Look at what I found just lying in the middle of the street without a purpose! [hands book to Yusuke]
Yusuke: o.o' It was in the middle of the street? And…no one ran over it?
Kuwabara: Nope, I guess not.
Yusuke: [mumbles] But when I run into the middle of the street, of course cars don't care whether they run over me or not.
Kuwabara: What was that, Urameshi?
Yusuke: Nothin', nothin' at all. [flips through book] o.O this is a really strange…book…why don't we go show Kurama? He knows a lot about these torture devices.
Kuwabara: Riiiiiiiiight…okay…
And so, our 'heroes' decided to go off and find Kurama. In some unexplained phenomenon, they find him walking along the same sidewalk they'd been walking on. What a coinky-dink! (I just love saying that…not to people, but to myself, really :) )
Yusuke: Hey, Kurama. Where've you been lately?
Kurama: -.x I'd rather not say.
Yusuke: …alrighty then. [sweatdrops] Check out what Kuwabara found.
Kurama: [looks at book] This is rather…odd…
Kuwabara: That's what we said! …Sorta, except we used less intelligent words.
Kurama: Maybe we should show this to Hiei…
Yusuke: …why?
Kurama: [shrugs] because I'm already heading back to my house…where I hope he hasn't blown up anything.
So it seems that Hiei has some issues with blowing things up…I shall take him to my therapist :)
Kuwabara: Hey! Is that Yukina-chan?! :D
Yusuke: Oh, no…here it comes. [mimics]
Kuwabara: YUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA-CHAN!!! [runs off to catch up with her…hey! Why's everyone walkin' on this sidewalk? I'm gonna start chargin'!]
Yukina: MWAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE ALL THE SWEET SNOW! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!
Kurama: Hey! That's the exact same ice cream that was at my house! Yukina!!
Yukina: … …MY SWEET SNOW! [runs off]
Kurama: [takes sugar packets out of pocket] Yeah?!?! Well, I have my own sweet snow right here! [pours sugar on the snow…he's such a genius (sweatdrops)]
Yusuke: …hey! It's snowing!
So…they've finally figured it out, have they? But what they do not know is that the snow is actually just cotton that I have just carved out of my stuffed animals! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Kuwabara: Get back here, my love! [chases after Yukina]
Kurama: [sigh] maybe I just shouldn't buy ice cream anymore.
Yusuke: Yeah, chocolate chip mint is nasty anyway.
Kurama: No, it's not! (yeah it is)
Yusuke: Yeah, it is!
Kurama: NO IT'S NOT!
Yes, it is! I mean…wait! Kurama! You're supposed to be on my side!
Yusuke: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes times two hundred!
Kurama: Nonononononono times infinity! HAH!
Yusuke: …[lightbulb appears over head, though it's dimmed] Yes, yes, yes, yes times infinity times TWO!
Kurama: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO times infinity times two divided by infinity times two!!! HAHAHAHA!
Yusuke: …[blinks] but that equals one.
…Kurama! You're supposed to be the smart one!! U.U
Kurama: …oh…right….[sweatdrops]
Yusuke: I WIN!
See? I tell you, that flavor is icky! [sticks out tongue]
Kurama: [sigh] Let's just go find Hiei.
To Kurama's house, and BEYOND! :)
[at Kurama's house…O.O]
Yusuke: …I think your house died or something.
Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HOUSE! [gets down on knees and starts crying]
Yusuke: There, there [sweatdrops] it's not that bad.
Kurama: Not that bad?! I built this house with my own bare hands!
Yusuke: …no you didn't…
Kurama: …oh, right [sweatdrops]
Kurama caught the stupid. I think we should take him to the hospital or something.
Hiei: Take THAT you evil thing! HA! HAHAHAHA! [attacks the pile of rubble which used to be a computer…u.u]
Kurama: Hiei! I knew you were behind this!!!
Hiei: …hehe [sweatdrops and hides katana behind his back]
Kurama: I'll get you!!! [starts chasing after Hiei]
Yusuke: Fine! I don't need you guys! …I guess everyone forgot about us, huh? [draws faces on his fingers]
Index finger: [nods]
Hehe [draws faces on fingers] This is so much fun! I even gave them names! :)
Yusuke: I guess we're not wanted here…let's go check out this book.
Several days later, Kurama finally caught Hiei, but by then, he'd already forgotten what Hiei had done [sigh] (and I thought I was forgetful)and Kuwabara had stopped chasing Yukina because it was obvious that she was going insane, so he decided to leave her alone and…uh…well, the point is, they're all standing in the middle of the street (only Enma knows why) and looking at the mysterious book which brought them all together in the first place…sorta…
Hiei: Hn…another trivial human device…I shall destroy it! [reaches for sword but finds it not there] …where's my sword?
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama: [shrug]
Hehe…well…I may have accidentally given it to some kooky fan girls who decided to sell it on ebay…(if anyone remembers one of my old fics, they used to steal his katana all the time :) ah…the good ol' days…)
Hiei: Gr…
Yusuke: OOOOOOoooooooo…this book lists things that we shouldn't do if we ever visit the United States…[evil grin] right?
Kuwabara: Right…
Yusuke: So, we should put this book to use and go and break all these laws, just for kicks.
Kurama: Some of these laws are rather absurd…
Yusuke: That just goes to show how strange American people are.
Hey! Take that back! I'm not that weird…am I? i.i
Kuwabara: To the US of A!
And off they went…
[two seconds later, for time in the world of anime is a lot faster than in…the 'real' world]
Kurama: I suppose this is it…
Kuwabara: Yeah…
Hiei: Hn. (I don't think he's very social [sweatdrops])
Yusuke: Right! So…[flips through book] o.o;;;; let's break this one.
Kuwabara: Lemme see…hahahah!!!! [starts rolling on the floor laughing]
Every man in Phoenix, Arizona must wear pants when he comes to town.
Kurama: …dare I ask why a man wouldn't be wearing pants? [sweatdrops]
Kuwabara: Well, I guess he could be wearing shorts…
Yusuke: [pulls dresses out of nowhere] off to Arizona!
[one second later…(it seems that anime time just keeps getting faster and faster)]
Hiei: I am not wearing a dress.
Yusuke: That's alright, you're already wearing one.
Kuwabara: Yeah, shorty! HAHAHAHAHA…X.X;
Hiei: Hn… (I guess he doesn't need a sword to knock out Kuwabara [sweatdrops])
Kurama: [sweatdrops] why are we doing this?
Yusuke: Because we're completely at the mercy of a crazed authoress who likes to see us act like idiots.
Who me? 0:)
Kuwabara: (he doesn't stayed knocked out for very long, I suppose) let us be quiet…tip, toe, tip, toe, tip…
Yusuke: [whispers] shut up, baka!
And in this fashion, they all broke their first law in the United States…but since they're not even citizens, I suppose they're already breaking the law…
Kurama: OOO! I WANNA PICK THE NEXT ONE! ',) (I happen to think that's a funny face :) …does nobody else think so? i.i)
Yusuke: Alrighty then…[hands over book]
Kurama: [giggles] look at this one.
Fire trucks and ambulances cannot go faster than twenty miles per hour in Port Huron, Michigan.
Hiei: And just where is this 'Port Huron, Michigan'?
Why, it is right here! :) [poofs them to Michigan]
Yusuke: That answer your question?
Hiei: Hn.
Kuwabara: Now…all we need it a fire truck and or an ambulance…
Yusuke: We'll split up! Me and Kuwabara'll go find a fire truck, you two go get an ambulance. We'll meet back here, I guess.
Kurama: Okay. Come along, Hiei.
Hiei: Hn. (ya know, I bet that was his first word :) )
Yusuke and Kuwabara found the nearest fire station, but to their…dismay, they found there were no trucks in the station…GASP! (I have to say that once a chapter to be satisfied :) )
Kuwabara: Just our luck U.U
Yusuke: I know where we can find one! [mischievous grin]
Kuwabara: Really?
Yusuke: Uh-huh. [fires rei-gun at building which sets on fire]
Kuwabara: Urameshi!! What'd ya do that for?!
Yusuke: Heh, where there's a fire, there's a truck…[calls fire station from pay phone]
Kuwabara: Now I guess we just wait…
[Ten minutes later…]
Yusuke: I don't think anyone's coming…
Kuwabara: Ah, well. Marshmallow? [takes out bag and shish kabob sticks]
Yusuke: Sure.
Then they forgot about their mission to break a bunch of laws, and instead roasted marshmallows and made smores, all the while ignoring the screams of the burning people inside the building.
Now onto Kurama and Hiei…maybe they had better luck [sweatdrops]
Hiei: This is…the hospital?
Kurama: [nods] Yup.
Hiei: …
[five minutes later]
Kurama: So…what do we do?
Hiei: [shrugs]
Kurama: -.-;;; hey look! An ambulance!
Hiei: ;
Kurama: Follow me! [tip toes over to the vehicle]
Hiei: Just what are we-
Kurama: OOGALABOOGALA! [starts hopping around]
Random medical dude: AH! It's the escaped patient from the mental ward! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…[runs away screaming like a maniac]
Kurama: There we go. [hops into ambulance]
Hiei: o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [follows him into the ambulance]
Kurama: Hmm…I wonder how you start iiiiiiiiiiit [ambulance starts and is going…in reverse…at….a lot of miles per hour O.O]
Hiei: Baka kitsune! Hit the brakes!
Kurama: X.X
Hiei: O.O;;;;;;; what happened to him?! [pokes] I guess it's up to me…[tries to reach breaks] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Damn this shortness! [continues to try and push down the pedal…]
But, it seems that luck wasn't on their side. Two anime seconds later they crashed. [sweatdrops] but I guess they did break the law…unlike some people… [looks at Kuwabara and Yusuke still making smores]
But you see, if they had just set the fire in Japan, the snow would have made it go POOF, so maybe it was kinda smart to make the smores in Michigan instead…in the middle of summer…u.u;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; perhaps they can all get brain transplants…
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Review if you want more insanity :) I know that I'm a lazy authoress, but it's summer, and I have a million dvds to watch, and a bunch of graphic novels to read, not to mention that I'm taking care of my neopets…or at least trying to [sweatdrops] PLEASE REVIEW!!! I should be updating Know Your Stars momentarily…or tomorrow [sweatdrops] yeah…I'm bad u.u;;;;;;;;;
I'm happy to report that by the time I've finished typing this up, I've already completed reading Rurouni Kenshin graphic novel, volumes four and five, Yugioh graphic novel, volume five, and the Yu Yu Hakusho graphic novel volume one. :)
I'm also hoping to get forty reviews by the time I get the urge to write the next chapter…so could you, uh…push that pretty button right there and write something…:) it'd make me so very happy that I might actually finish writing Midnight Stroll tomorrow, update Know Your Stars, update my Yugioh Poem Collection (or whatever it's called [sweatdrops]) and actually get over my writer's block on Secrets Of The Past. Reviews motivate me…sorta…[sweatdrops] Did you know that trying to smile like an anime character hurts? My eyes are all twitching now…and my brain (what brain?) feels rattled. See ya guys next chapter (hopefully you'll decide to put my on your author alert so you don't forget…ya know, I almost have one hundred people on my author alert, but I bet you really don't give a damn, right?)
…are you still here? GO ALREADY! BEGONE! [poofs to the mountain of all things shiny :)]
Okay, if and when you ever leave, you better go check out my friends' fics (assuming they have any)!!! I'd link to them if I could, but…I don't think I'm supposed to. Search for these pen names: Black13, Pharaoh's Jewel, Master Ruby, Babychina, Gorax805, YukiAngel28, ElvenFreak2004. (and if they change they're pen names again, I'm gonna get really annoyed )