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If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, then all of this stuff would've actually happened in the show…but do you see it happening? NOOOOPE. So, does that answer your question?
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Ideas keep popping into my head so I had to get this chapter out before they all went poof. Thanks for being patient with my laziness :) so here's the next chapter (smiles and hopes you'll review)
Oi, quick edit is not making this any easier, ya know? -.-
And to all you readers out there, you might wanna be thanking my mom for this chapter actually being done because she's using the phone so I'm writing this and I'm not online so I'm not distracted and there's funniness going through my brain because I'm listening to Anything But Ordinary and, hehe…uh…yeah, just read :D later I'll be going to blockbuster…hehe…I think I'll bring my money and get some more pixie stix (and use them to lure Emma to my house :X)…
No, I'm not crazy, what makes you think that? 0:)
This chapter is probably going to be stupid things that are like…stupid and that mostly go on at school or between me and Courtney 'cause we're insane peoples (oro (nods)) and we do…insane…things…O.o;; I may exaggerate some things like the sleepover, hehe, and some things you people just plain won't get…or maybe you will…? o.O;;;
Soooooo fasten your seatbelts and refrain from getting injured…
(in fine print) KuramaandHiei4ever is not responsible for any medical bills/and or deaths caused by reading this chapter. Death by laughter is the best way to die anyway, right? :P and that means no more school (or work? O.o;) right?
And I'm not going to stop writing in script form until this thing gets deleted. It'll take me a year to write humor in non-script form…maybe I should just go to or something -.-;;;;;; just keep all my poems here…now I'm confuzzleded T.T
Just read!!!!!! (stop reading my rants and read the chapter, damnit . )
And you thought they couldn't get any stupider…
Naïve children, tsk tsk, haven't you learned anything by now?
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It was a wonderful Wednesday (as the school news program said . ) and Yusuke and the others were all enjoying a wonderful day of school :)
…O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Eh…correction. The others were all in school (who knows/cares if they're enjoying it -.-) and Yusuke was…like, not… ;;
Why do you seem so surprised? XP
Yusuke: Mandarin…tuberculosis…hullaballooooooo…miscellaneous! Blah-la-laaaaaa
And as you can see, Yusuke was very bored and started to make up a very random song…about absolutely nothing…
Yusuke: Lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…(sees Keiko coming over) oh, hey, Keiko.
Keiko: Hi-
Yusuke: What are you talking about?!?!? I WASN'T DOIN NOTHIN!!!!!
Keiko: O.o;;; uh huh…I'm not gonna even ask…(sees Kuwabara approaching)
Eh…I guess school's over? (sweatdrops)
Kuwabara: Hey, Urameshi…the whole school heard your little song…hehehe…
Yusuke: O.O;; The whole school saw me in a thong??? O.o;;;;
Kuwabara: o.O;;;; ermm…that's not what I said… ;
Keiko: Did you forget to clean your ears or something, Yusuke?
Yusuke: o.T I didn't have any beer! …today anyway…
(Botan pops out of nowhere)
…and then there were four! ;
Botan: What is Yusuke talking about?? ;;;
Kuwabara: Hell if I know -.-;;;
Keiko: Oh! Maybe there is something in his ear? O.o;;
(the three of them look at each other)
Botan and Kuwabara: I'm not going in there! (push Keiko towards Yusuke)
Keiko: T.T why me?
Botan: You're his girlfriend, aren't you?
Kuwabara: I didn't know you like Urameshi, Keiko! o.o
Botan: ;;; what are you, blind?
Keiko: But I don't wanna see what's in his…ear…:(
Botan: Well, you have to…it's your duty as his future wife.
Kuwabara: So…let's say, hypothetically I had a girlfriend…that means it's my duty to clean her ears and she has to clean mine?
Botan: Yeah, yeah, whatever -.-;;;
Keiko: X.o;;; okay…(goes over to Yusuke who long since has been sleeping…I mean, didn't you wonder what he was doin' while everybody else was talking?)
Yusuke: (wakes up) O.O;;; …there's someone in my ear…!!!!!!
Keiko: (reaches into his ear and closes her eyes)
(five anime seconds later…)
Kuwabara: Holey cheese of swissness! ( I just made that up :D)! There are…handkerchiefs comin' out of his ear…like some kinda magician or something!!
Botan: I always knew there was something wrong with his head…
(Kurama and Hiei come out of nowhere and join everybody else…wherever they are…)
Hiei: o.o;;; why are things coming out of the detective's ear???
Kurama: O.o;;;;; we may not want to know.
Ah, so let's just cut right to the chase. After the handkerchiefs ended, little people fell out of Yusuke's head…and a lot of other junk too…
The mystery still remains unsolved, but I'm guessing that he was using his empty head as a storage shed? ;;; omg that rhymed -.-;;;;;;
And now, to go to a definite location…to Yusuke's apartment…thing! :)
Shizuru: O.O;; how did I get mixed up in this? o.o; and where have my cigarettes disappeared to?
Uh…no…I didn't just bury them in my backyard… ; what're you talkin' about?
Hiei: Hn, who cares?
Kurama: What are we doing here? O.o;;; or actually I should ask what are we going to do here, but I'm afraid to find out…
Yusuke: :) bwahahaahahahahahaahahahaa you'll see soon enough…
Everybody Else: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;
And the unofficial sleepover commenced! …and even though they kept trying to escaped I somehow locked them all in…mweheheheheh…let us watch the craziness commence ;
Kuwabara: Sooooo what should we do first?
Keiko: Hmmm…well, since for some reason there's a keyboard and guitar in this room (XPPP somebody's gonna be like, hey, this is all the stuff in my room!) maybe someone knows how to play?
Yusuke: Ooo! Ooo!! Pick me, pick me!! :)
Keiko: Erm…okay…(takes the guitar out of the case and hands it to him)
Yusuke: (strums the strings really fast ) nenenene-nenenene BATMAN :D
Kuwabara, Hiei, and Shizuru: O.o;;;;;;;
O.O;;; where have Botan and Kurama gone to?
Hehe, you'll see soon enough :D
Shizuru: (sees a cat walk in the room) I didn't know you had a cat, Yusuke…
Yusuke: Eh, me neither! o.o;
Kuwabara: EIIIIIIIIIIIII :D (squeezes the kitty and then puts it down) o.x that monster bit me!
Emma: (the cat's name…sound familiar? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD sorry, I had to do it x.x) hissssssssssssss (scampers out of the room…hehe, scampers is a funny word!)
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHH (jumps into Hiei's arms) O.O;;; it's rabid!!
…(silence)
Hiei: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;; Get. Out. Of. My. ARMMMMMS (throws him out the window (don't worry, he lands in a bush)
Hehe, that's like when Kenshin said for Megumi to get off his back XD
Shizuru: Ummm where's Botan…?
Yusuke: And…Kurama…and whoa, did Keiko go somewhere too?
;;; when did Keiko disappear?…(thinks for a second)
Yusuke: Maybe they went outside to get some air? (hears giggling in the bathroom)
o.o;;;;
Shizuru: I guess they're in there.
Hiei: Hn…(falls asleep in the big comfy chair in the corner of the room :D)
Yusuke: (knocks on the bathroom door) Hello?
(Kurama, Botan, and Keiko stumble out of the bathroom)
Yusuke: You three…bathroom…giggling…I mean, Botan and Kurama, yeah, but you too Keiko?
O.O;;;;;; Yusuke, you pervert -.-;;;;;;;
Botan: (giggles) nooooo, silly…hehe.
Keiko: Hehehehehe :D (I don't know when, but those "hehe"s I just typed for Keiko somehow turned into heehaw O.o;;;)
Kurama: bwehehe.
Shizuru: I have a feeling that something's goin' on here…
Yusuke: No kidding -.-;;; but what…?
Botan: (explodes in laughter) I can't take it (throws a book in the air)
Yusuke: O.O;;;; noooooooo my journal!!! (tries to grab it)
Shizuru: OMFG! Yusuke has a diary (rolling on the floor laughing)
Yusuke: :( IT'S A JOURNALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Shizuru: O.o;;;;;;;;;; ummmm…oooookay…you're on your own on this one, Yusuke. (goes over to the corner of the room…or something)
Kurama: (catches it and starts reciting pages)
Yusuke: (covers his ears) LALALALAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUU!!!!!!!! … :( rar, forget this (charges at the three)
Keiko: O.O;; I think this is where we make our escape. (she and Botan grab onto Kurama and jump out the window)
Yusuke: Noooooooo!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!! (follows them)
Kuwabara: X.X (still in the bush…and no, I didn't just knock him out for the heck of it, Hiei did it! Blame him!!!)
Shizuru: They…all left…hey, why don't I invite Yukina over?
So, two anime seconds later, Yukina was there too. They went through Yusuke's closet and found the game, Operation…oh lord -.-;;; I have a feeling I know what's going to happen…
Well, I mean, I'm only writing the story -.-;;;;;
Yukina: So…we're supposed to remove these tiny pieces from this guy with the big red nose without touching the sides?
Shizuru: (nod, nod)
Yukina: …why?
Shizuru: Uh…because we can?
Yukina: How do you win? :)
Shizuru: o.O;;; ummm well, you get money for removing the parts and you have to really try not to hit the metal parts or else his nose lights up.
I'm pretty sure that's right…I mean, I was playing it like, a week ago with a six year old, a four year old, and the six year old's mom…don't ask -.-;;;
Yukina: Ooo! Ooo! Can I go first!!! :)
Shizuru: O.o;; knock yourself out. (picks a card and gives it to Yukina which says "Broken Heart" 300$)
Okay, now I'm kinda making it up…we play twister more often when I babysit, even though I wasn't babysitting when I was playing Operation with the munchkins…
Like I said, don't ask -.-;;;;
Yukina: (giggles) O.O;;; (hears a noise and looks at the board)
Shizuru: You hit the sides, so it's my turn. :)
Yukina: hehe…noooooooo it's still my turn!! T.T
Shizuru: Uh…no…it's not…
Yukina: (glowing red eyes and fangs) :( IT'S MY TURN 'CAUSE I SAID SO!!!
Shizuru: (hides under bed) okay, okay.
Yukina: OOO listen to the noises! (keeps the tweezer things on the metal) :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
That's seriously what I was doing when I was playing…hehe, I like the noise it makes.
Yukina: Bwahahaha I WIIIIIIIN, I WIIIIIIIIN (takes all the money and throws it up in the air)
And I did that too when I was still in New Jersey and I was playing monopoly when I was at this boy's house who I've known since I was like, born hehehe :D actually, I robbed the bank of all the fake money and ran out of the room with it.
Shizuru: I think she's crazy…
I thought we went over this already -.-;
Now, onto the adventures of Yusuke and the rest of them- retrieval of the stolen diary!
Yusuke: Get…back…here X.X (trying to chase them through a playground)
Kurama: (runs with the diary/journal thing into the volleyball field)
Keiko and Botan: (get on the swings and start kicking anybody who goes by)
Yusuke: :( (tries running by them) O.O;;;; X.X
Botan: Er, Keiko, maybe you shouldn't have kicked him right…there.
Keiko: hehe, sorry :)
o.o;;; I don't think I control the flow of this story anymore…it's like someone's possessed my hands…ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh X.X;;
And then, something horrible happened!!!
THE CHAPTER ENDED!!! O.O;
You're like, why did I have to end it there? And, why didn't that make any sense? Well, I ended it there 'cause I ran out of inspiration and it didn't make any sense because I just typed out ten pages of craziness in like, half an hour (what? I need a little time in between to think of what I'm typing).
I should've waited until we went to blockbuster where I could get my sugar supply. I'm considering (STILL) putting know your stars on …should I? I dunno if people will actually read it…would it help if I did that and put a link in my profile? Maybe I shall do that…
Uh, review please…or you'll never know what happens next! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
I love this line from this song that I won't stop listening to:
Sometimes I get so weird I even freak myself out
I laugh myself to sleep, it's my lullaby
And it's true, isn't it? I have a feeling that one of you readers (cough)Courtney(cough)(cough) is going to kill me hehehe.
…what are you waiting for, an invitation? Well, here you go:
You are cordially invited to REVIEW, DAMNIT!