Holy Crappa moly! This is the THIRD chapter I've posted today........man
these authors are just spittin em out! WOOT!
This is KILLICKS VSD........done by the wonderful and lovely Shadowsyra.
Again(as always) all reviews directed at her not moi......sadly I don't
think I will write a VSD not that talented...I would if I was though.
I just collect them.
Day 1
Which a big frigate comes houndin' out of the fog and smashes us.
Lots of dead people but what is worse is how much of the Captain's
silver was lost. Am v. sad since my favorite piece was broken.
Stupid French.
Day 2
Blakeney's arm off. Doctor refuses to look at Captain's silver; says
he is a doctor not a silversmith. Stupid Doctor. Silver much more
important than one-armed brat.
Day 3
Which I find that most of the Captain's shampoo was lost overboard
with the silver. V. distressing. Captain v. angry and has denied me
the silver for two days. (Captain v. sensitive about his hair care.)
Am already pining for my silver.
Day 4
Which I gave Calamy a portion of the remaining shampoo in exchange
for silver smuggled from the Captain's table. Still not enough.
Taken to polishing guns instead when I can. Howard v. jealous. I
think that Calamy fancies one-armed child. Don't blame him as
Blakeney looks nice w/o a shirt. Still not as nice as Captain's
silver. Oh how I long for it.
Day 5
Which Captain tells truly horrible joke at dinner. Don't remember
much else since I was pining over the silver on the table. Tomorrow
I shall have it back. Hollom v. good singer but am beginning to
think he is Jonah...or a eunuch. Same difference.
Day 7
Which I am allowed to care for the silver just in time as big storm
comes. Am v. happy. Howard beginning to attack me when I went near
guns so glad I no longer have to polish them. I kept silver safe
from rocking of ship. Stupid storm. Warley lost overboard. Am sad
but glad that silver is safe. Hollom definitely cursed.
Day 8
Discovered "new" way to polish Captain's silver. Won't say no more
here. ;-)
Day 11
Which I made thumping big pudding for Captain. Captain seems to be
heading to Galap. Islands. If so then will have time to "polish"
Captain's silver in peace for a while. I think Blakeney is hitting
on the Doctor. Doctor v. vulnerable to cute one-armed boys but
devoted to Captain.
Day 12
Not going to Islands; going to go fight French ship. Am v.
disappointed and worried that battle will claim rest of the silver.
Not as disappointed as Doctor, though. He and the Captain had bitter
spat. Doctor crying below decks. The Captain v. touchy today.
Pullings seems to think the fight has left the Captain open. The
Doctor will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 13
Stuck in doldrums. Thirsty but have much time with silver. V. happy
that no nasty French frigate will destroy silver. Nagle flogged. I
suspect he enjoyed it. Hollom still cursed.
Day 15
Which Hollom is dead. Round shot tends to make you sink. Got our
wind back which is good but Doctor shot which is bad. Captain v.
distressed. I heard him crying below decks. He is v. vulnerable
right now and Pullings nancing about more often than usual. The
Doctor will kill him if he tries anything. Doctor still could take
Pullings even with bullet in his side.
Day 16
Which we are on the Galap. Islands. Spending much time with
Captain's silver. Doctor cut out bullet last night. Saw Blakeney
sneaking peeks of Doctor without shirt and sweaty. The Captain
helped Doctor and almost passed out. Think sight of sweaty Doctor-
chest too much for him.
Day 17
Doctor and Captain made up. Doctor now well enough to romp around
island with Blakeney. Suspect Calamy v. jealous.
Day 18
Which we found stupid French ship. I'll have to clean the silver all
over again. Calamy dead. Blakeney v. sad but takes advantage of the
Doctor. Doctor probably only letting him in close because he
couldn't save Calamy and feels guilty. Doctor and Captain playing
horrible music again. Stupid music. Stupid toasted cheese getting
grease on the good silver.
Day 19
French v. stupid. Captain stupider.
Well, I wrote this up in a hurry so I'm afraid that it might not be
accurate enough. Obviously its meant to be mostly inaccurate (I
mean...only 19 days?) but if you see anything that really needs
changing just tell me. I don't usually write humor stories so I hope
it's not completely terrible. XD;;
these authors are just spittin em out! WOOT!
This is KILLICKS VSD........done by the wonderful and lovely Shadowsyra.
Again(as always) all reviews directed at her not moi......sadly I don't
think I will write a VSD not that talented...I would if I was though.
I just collect them.
Day 1
Which a big frigate comes houndin' out of the fog and smashes us.
Lots of dead people but what is worse is how much of the Captain's
silver was lost. Am v. sad since my favorite piece was broken.
Stupid French.
Day 2
Blakeney's arm off. Doctor refuses to look at Captain's silver; says
he is a doctor not a silversmith. Stupid Doctor. Silver much more
important than one-armed brat.
Day 3
Which I find that most of the Captain's shampoo was lost overboard
with the silver. V. distressing. Captain v. angry and has denied me
the silver for two days. (Captain v. sensitive about his hair care.)
Am already pining for my silver.
Day 4
Which I gave Calamy a portion of the remaining shampoo in exchange
for silver smuggled from the Captain's table. Still not enough.
Taken to polishing guns instead when I can. Howard v. jealous. I
think that Calamy fancies one-armed child. Don't blame him as
Blakeney looks nice w/o a shirt. Still not as nice as Captain's
silver. Oh how I long for it.
Day 5
Which Captain tells truly horrible joke at dinner. Don't remember
much else since I was pining over the silver on the table. Tomorrow
I shall have it back. Hollom v. good singer but am beginning to
think he is Jonah...or a eunuch. Same difference.
Day 7
Which I am allowed to care for the silver just in time as big storm
comes. Am v. happy. Howard beginning to attack me when I went near
guns so glad I no longer have to polish them. I kept silver safe
from rocking of ship. Stupid storm. Warley lost overboard. Am sad
but glad that silver is safe. Hollom definitely cursed.
Day 8
Discovered "new" way to polish Captain's silver. Won't say no more
here. ;-)
Day 11
Which I made thumping big pudding for Captain. Captain seems to be
heading to Galap. Islands. If so then will have time to "polish"
Captain's silver in peace for a while. I think Blakeney is hitting
on the Doctor. Doctor v. vulnerable to cute one-armed boys but
devoted to Captain.
Day 12
Not going to Islands; going to go fight French ship. Am v.
disappointed and worried that battle will claim rest of the silver.
Not as disappointed as Doctor, though. He and the Captain had bitter
spat. Doctor crying below decks. The Captain v. touchy today.
Pullings seems to think the fight has left the Captain open. The
Doctor will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 13
Stuck in doldrums. Thirsty but have much time with silver. V. happy
that no nasty French frigate will destroy silver. Nagle flogged. I
suspect he enjoyed it. Hollom still cursed.
Day 15
Which Hollom is dead. Round shot tends to make you sink. Got our
wind back which is good but Doctor shot which is bad. Captain v.
distressed. I heard him crying below decks. He is v. vulnerable
right now and Pullings nancing about more often than usual. The
Doctor will kill him if he tries anything. Doctor still could take
Pullings even with bullet in his side.
Day 16
Which we are on the Galap. Islands. Spending much time with
Captain's silver. Doctor cut out bullet last night. Saw Blakeney
sneaking peeks of Doctor without shirt and sweaty. The Captain
helped Doctor and almost passed out. Think sight of sweaty Doctor-
chest too much for him.
Day 17
Doctor and Captain made up. Doctor now well enough to romp around
island with Blakeney. Suspect Calamy v. jealous.
Day 18
Which we found stupid French ship. I'll have to clean the silver all
over again. Calamy dead. Blakeney v. sad but takes advantage of the
Doctor. Doctor probably only letting him in close because he
couldn't save Calamy and feels guilty. Doctor and Captain playing
horrible music again. Stupid music. Stupid toasted cheese getting
grease on the good silver.
Day 19
French v. stupid. Captain stupider.
Well, I wrote this up in a hurry so I'm afraid that it might not be
accurate enough. Obviously its meant to be mostly inaccurate (I
mean...only 19 days?) but if you see anything that really needs
changing just tell me. I don't usually write humor stories so I hope
it's not completely terrible. XD;;