Summary: The legendary evil youkai, Kintaru, has joined forces with Naraku. When he threatens the world, it's up to Inuyasha and co. to destroy him. Will they come out victorious? Or will the two most evil youkai in the universe take over the world?
RuneSpirit: Hey guys! This is my first fanfiction, so be nice! The characters may be a little ooc.
Zander: A little? Laughs hysterically
RuneSpirit: Grrrr... Shut-up! Throws vase at Zander
Zander: ducks to the side of vase
Vase: hits wall and breaks Oh! You got me! 'Dies'
RuneSpirit: So much for my mystical vase... damn.
Zander: oO... Holy Shit! Dude, that was the coolest!
RuneSpirit: --'... whatever... Zander, take shape. You're boring like that.
Zander: Fine. Mutters thankless, bitching authoress... takes form happy?
RuneSpirit: Hold on, I'm researching what type of dragon you are now...
Zander: sighs I'm a European dragon, Draco occidentalis magnus.
RuneSpirit: Yeah, I know I just found it in my book. Anyway, I won't keep you waiting. Let the fic begin! And to anyone who actually read this far, you are an extremely patient soul. Bless your cotton socks.
Disclaimer: I do not own the show Inuyasha or anything else that appears in this fic... except for Kintaru, Zander, and myself.
The Legend of Kintaru
Ch.1 An Average Day
It was cold and breezy winter day, and the sun was shining brightly. Inuyasha and co. were scaling a mountain, where a youkai that was rumored to have a jewel shard was currently residing. The entire time, the group was complaining. Yes, it was an average day. (AN: Hence the ever so original title of this chapter)
"Inuyasha," Kagome whined, "can we please stop, we're tired."
"No. The sooner we get there, the sooner we can get another jewel shard." Inuyasha snapped back at the young miko.
"Kagome has a point, Inuyasha." Miroku stated, "We are not hanyou, we need our rest."
"Shut-it, monk." Inuyasha retorted with one of his usual rude comments.
"Inuyasha," Sango began, "I really think-"
"Grrr...Shut-up!" He cut off the female warrior before she could finish.
"SIT!" The hanyou was slammed into the ground. "It's an our until sundown, and we're making camp right now!" Kagome was tired, cold, and experiencing PMS, a dangerous mixture.
As Inuyasha pulled himself from the newly formed crater, he looked up to see his human companions making camp. As he opened his mouth to protest, he noticed a familiar scent and growled.
"What is the matter, Inuyasha?" Inquired the houshi as the three humans glanced over at the hanyou worriedly.
As if to answer their question, a miniature twister quickly made it's way towards the weary travelers.
"Oh no." The tayjieon (AN: ok, I have absolutely no clue how you spell that. Please tell me!) was not pleased.
The tornado revealed a young yamainu youkai well known amongst the group. Inuyasha was now officially pissed.
"How is my beautiful mate doing? I hope traveling with dog-breath hasn't been completely disgusting and unbearable."
"konnichiha Kouga-kun. SIT!" Kagome greeted the young wolf, before subduing her hotheaded friend, who had been preparing to attack. "Things have been pretty good actually but what are you doing here?"
"There's a youkai with jewel shards at the top of this mountain. I'll destroy him, and then I'll take his jewel shards." He was extremely sure of himself, as usual.
"No way, wimpy wolf, those shards are ours." Inuyasha snapped at him, after getting off the ground"
"You want a piece of me, half breed?" Kouga instigated.
"Bet I do!" The two simultaneously lunged at the other.
"Sit boy!" Kagome quickly put an end to their fight.
"Kouga, maybe you should go." Kagome and Kouga said their good byes, as Inuyasha walked over to the tayjieon and houshi.
"You to have been unusually quite..." Inuyasha stated as he looked them up and down, "What are you up to?"
"Us?" Miroku asked, as he and his female companion acted in faux virtuousness.
"We were merely sitting here and not getting involved." The young warrior continued, blinking innocently.
The hanyou looked them over incredulously, before walking away, grumbling about wolves and their disgusting smell. Meanwhile, Miroku and Sango were whispering.
"It's a shame the fight's over," the hentai houshi said.
"Yeah," Sango agreed, "it was shorter than usual."
"Indeed, there is almost always at least a single punch thrown, before Inuyasha is 'sat'."
"And they're usually so entertaining."
"Agreed, Especially when Shippou joins the mix."
"I-"
"You two do realize I can hear you!" Inuyasha yelled.
The two looked at each other with frightened looks on their faces, and swallowed.
The rest of the day was, well, average. Kouga left, after voicing his love for Kagome. Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku fought, resulting in Kagome sitting Inuyasha quite a few times. Miroku groped Sango a few times, receiving a slap after each attempt. Kagome made ramen for dinner, again, and the ragtag voyagers fell asleep. They all dreamt of what adventures the futures would bring, during their quest for the Shikon no Tama. If only they knew...
End of ChapterTranslations: From
Youkai: Demon
Miko: Medium; Sorceress; Shrine Maiden
Hanyou: Half Demon
Tayjieon: Demon Slayer
Yamainu: Japanese Wolf; Wild Dog
Konnichiha: Hello
-kun: male diminutive; Used for boys who are too old for "-chan"
Houshi: Monk
Hentai: Pervert; Lecher
Shikon no Tama: Jewel of Four Souls
RuneSpirit: Sorry it's so short. I wrote it in like, under half an hour. Oh, and it's rated for later chapters. So, do you love it? Hate it? Did it make your eyes bleed? Should it burn in hell?
Zander: You should burn in hell.
RuneSpirit: You've already tried that, remember? They sent me back up, because I was scaring Satin. Thinks Aloud He is such a momma's boy...
Zander: oO... ok... what ever...
RuneSpirit: Anyway, please review. If I get ten good reviews, I'll post another chapter. But, I won't even start writing it until I get them. I won't waste my energy if the story sucks. However, I don't want any reviews that say 'you said fuck! God will shun you for all eternity!' or anything like that. Those are just stupid. Oh, and, please, send me requests for characters, events and pairings.
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