Authors note: In this, I may slightly slur Inuyasha with other great shows, such as Majin Buu is the most wealthy man in the world, and he has split into millions of worker Buu's, such as the security from earlier.

Who's Inuyasha is it anyway?

starring: Inuyasha!

Kagome on drums

"Welcome back ladies and wimpy wolves, to Who's Inuyasha is it anyway!!! I'm your damn good looking host, Inuyasha! On drums is the beautiful wench Kagome!" Inuyasha waves his hand towards Kagome, who growls. "Wench, that was the signal! Feh, like I really think your beautiful!" Inuyasha smirked, not noticing how angry Kagome becomes.

" Inuyasha, I have a present for you!" Kagome said slighly. Inuyasha skipped over obliviously.

" Yes, my little wenchy pooh?" Inuyasha smirked, imagining a giant bowl of Ramen, or her whispering about mating after the show. Suddenly he got a bad feeling in his stomach, and had barely enough time to realize his mistake before she said the magic word.

" Sit! That's right, Sit! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Kagome yelled, driving him straight into the ground, and he managed just enough to open one eye, and through the crack he'd created see the 3 o'clock news on below, held by Majin Buu. "How dare you you big jerk! I should kill you for that you freaking stupid hanyou!" Kagome growled.

"Feh, whatever Wench." Inuyasha grumbled, sitting down. " On with the stupid show. Now presenting the runt and the wimpy wolf's ex-mate, Ayame, as if it matters..." Inuyasha mumbled. Presently a large sheet was lifted off of a large cage, revealing Shippo and Ayame tied and gagged together, and Ah-un waiting for the order. " Now, on the count of three we release my pathetic brother's dragon." Inuyasha shouted.

" Say, Kouga, isn't that the evil wolf woman the one who used to stalk you and interupt when we were going to mate, and always yelled that she would kill me and take you?" Kagura ground her teeth at the memory.

"One..."

" Yes mate, your right. What are you..." Kouga looked as Kagura began growling, and her red eyes suddenly glowed with a flame of anger that scared even Kouga.

"two..."

"I NEW IT! I'LL KILL HER!" Kagura jumped out of her seat and ran through the audience, surprising everyone in the room, and Inuyasha stopped the count. Suddenly she dove in the gate of the cage, even as Majin Security closed it for the audience's safety from the enraged Ah-un, and she drew forth her fan.

Suddenly from far above in the audience, a familiar box of talking fries said "ah hell...", and Kagura let out an assault of her wind blades. Ayame managed to move just enough it sliced through the ropes holding her and Shippo, and unwittinly slicing free Ah-un.

"DANCE OF THE DEAD!" Kagura shouted, and suddenly a wave of the dead came forth to attack Kouga's ex-stalker.

Instantly, in the paths of the dead, "Aragorn, where are the dead? I don't see them anywhere." Gimli asked, standing with Legolas and Aragorn, dumbfounded.

Aragorn turned to Legolas, a solemn look on his face. "We're screwed." Legolas could only nod in agreement.

Shippo jumped in front of the dead, and instantly a large brawl broke out. "No one attacks my mate! I love her! Oh...Oh my...!!!" Shippo became speechless as Ah-un suddenly rose up and began rampaging through the dead. " That's...uh....nice." Shippo said, at a loss for words.

" It looks like we have a new contestant, the wimpy wolf's pathetic mate, the wind bitch Kagura!" Inuyasha yelled happily.

" Mate! I'll help you! Ginta, Hikkaku, to me, we must protect my mate!" Kouga yelled rushing down. " Stupid dragon!" Kouga yelled, rushing in to fight Ah-un and Shippo.

" No pathetic wolf demon will insult this Sesshomaru's pet dragon!" Sesshomaru shouted rushing into the fray, sword in hand. Suddenly he struck down two of the dead, but they suddenly healed, alive once more. " Wrong damned sword!" Sesshomaru frowned as he drew Tokijin and sliced their brand new heads clean-the-fork-off.

Jaken reformed away from Shippo and Ayame. "Master! This Jaken will help you!" Jaken whined, and jumped in behind Sesshomaru.

" What! My asshole brother is in this fight in which everyone's trying to kill each other! Let me in damned it! Majin Buu security, get in here and start fighting you pieces of shit!" Inuyasha grinned as wide as his hanyou face would let him, diving into the cage.

Sango returned to her seat with a bucket of popcorn, and as if on cue one of the dead was knocked out and into her face. Miroku stood up , an angry look in his eyes "That's it! How dare you touch my sweet Sango you fiends!" Miroku shouted, diving into the cage, Shakujo in his left hand, the curse in his right.

From behind Sango, Kagome and Rin stood near the cage entrance. Sango shut the door, and Kagome used her key to lock it. " They're men, let them fight it out. It will be good for them." Kagome said lightly. " Who wants to go get a pizza?" Sango and Rin nodded and they walked off.

Inside Shippo was fighting the dead, the dead were fighting the Majin Buu's, and Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Kouga were trying to kill everybody, while Ayame sat happily on Ah-un's back. Out of the blue, one of the most familiar and hot headed DragonballZ characters appeared. "Finally, I get to kill something without Bulma being allowed to yell at me for it or Kakkarot being able to kick my ass for it!" Vegeta smirked, looking down on the pathetic weaklings. "even better, I get to kill a few Majin Buu's in the process. FINAL FLASH!" Vegeta placed his hands in front of him, firing his strongest attack at the crowd.

Everyone in the cage, "OH CRAP!!!"

"BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He cackled madly as everybody was reduced to ashes.

Suddenly that little bitch from 'Titanic' shows up, "I'm king of the world!"

"THAT'S MY LINE YOU LITTLE FUCKING USURPING BASTARD! BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta raised his hand and blasted the intruding jerkoff into oblivion. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

End chapter two...