disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or anything else...sob sob
Who's Inuyasha is it anyway?
Vegeta flew away grinning smuggly at the destruction he had caused. " Ha, fools! Kakkarot will pay for everything he's done to me..." Vegeta laughed aloud.
Back at the blast sight the smoke began to clear, to reveal a man in a orange karate gi, right where the center of the blast should have hit. " Are you all ok? Sorry about Vegeta, he can get a little mean at times. I think it's the saiyan in him, but then again, that's all of him." Goku smiled and flew away, leaving everyone speechless.
" G...g...go to commercial..." Inuyasha managed to mutter.
COMMERCIAL BEGINS
An older Kohaku appears at a car dealership, about to buy a new car. "So how much?" he asks to the evil looking car dealer.
" Oh not that much, 'it's the catches that will get you'" the man whispered. Suddenly Majin Buu appears.
" Don't buy that expensive car, then pay even more later, Come to the promise land" Majin Buu waved his hand and they appeared at MAJIN BUU CAR DEALERSHIP, " here at MAJIN BUU CAR DEALERSHIP you get the newest and best aircars for next to nothing, all compliments of the hard working Majin Buu's at Majin Buu Incorporated. Unlike our competitors (stupid Krillen Corporation) we don't have ANY catches." Majin Buu gave the screen a thumbs-up.
" Thanks! I wouldn't choose anything other than you!"
COMMERCIAL END
The stage was all set up again, but everyone had at least a few cuts and bruises. " Feh, welcome back to my show. I've decided to just add all the guests since EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCKING FIGHT EVERYONE AND WANT TO GET ON THE DAMNED AIR!!!" Inuyasha screamed. " Well, as I was saying, our guests now are wimpy wolf, his mate Kagura, my jackass brother, his HUMAN mate Rin, Kagome, Kikyo, the fucking monk, his bitch Sango, Kohaku and his new girlfriend Kanna (how the hell'd that happen?), the runt and Ayame, and Gohan the freaking genious." Inuyasha spat out angrily.
All together they said, " HI!". Suddenly Gohan jumped up and started hopping like a giddy little child that just ate a lot of chocolate. " Oh, oh my gosh, look mom, look Videl, I'm on tv!!! Ya, ya, ya!!"
" Shut the hell up and sit down you damned freakazoid!!!" Inuyasha shouted preturbed. " Now on to scenes from a hat that looks like my head! I pull something for you to act out with your mate, and if you mess up you at least get to slice off Jaken's head!" Inuyasha licked his lips in exitement. " First act goes to wimpy..."
" Keh, I'll rip your fucking head off if you call me it again!" Kouga said smirking. Kagome walked over to the drums and played the little 'bu dum bum'. " That wasn't a joke ex-mate, I'm serious." Kouga said, the 'you didn't know?' look on his face.
" I thought it was funny, but ok Kouga." Kagome said.
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THAT WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!! I'D KILL YOU!!!" Inuyasha shouted.
" Sure you would dog-shit, if your mate talked me into letting you." Kouga laughed lightly at the look on Inuyasha's face.
" I DON'T NEED THE DAMNED WENCH'S PERMISSION ON ANYTHING!!!" Inuyasha shouted drawing the Tetsusaiga.
Kikyo's eye began to twitch in anger." YOU'RE CHOOSING KAGOME OVER ME YOU ASSHOLE!!! ALL I WANT TO DO IS DRAG YOU TO HELL, SO YOU CHOOSE THAT BITCH!!!" Kikyo drew her bow and arrow and fired one at his feet.
" That's not what I mean Kikyo! I love both of you! It's just, you know, the wimpy wolf always thought I'd get with her after he got with the wind bitch, but that doesn't make it tru..."
" SIT!!! SIT SIT SIT!!!" Kagome screamed, sending Inuyasha two floors down to see the Cooking With Majin Buu Show.
" How dare you hurt my Hanyou!" Kikyo yelled, and tackled Kagome to the ground, till they began fighting off the stage. Inuyasha climbed through the hole grumbling and sat down in his chair.
Miroku merely smirked and went to get a better look. "Now if only I had women fighting like that over me..." He sighed slightly, saddened at the prospect.
" As I was saying, the first act. Kouga and Kagura, the first act is...ah, for this we'll need my damned brother and his mate Rin." Sesshomaru stood up, the same emotionless look on his face, and Rin right behind him. "Ok, wimpy wolf's a little kid that can't decide what to get at this burger place, Kagura is his comforting mother who wants him to decide, Rin's the manager, and Sesshomaru's the man at the register." Inuyasha grinned, and everyone took their places.
" Lets see, do I want the burger with cheese, the steak sandwich, the steak sandwich with a burger, or the super Majin Buu deluxe?" Kouga played his part perfectly, acting just like a little 6 year old.
" Come on dear, choose one. Why not the Buu deluxe, it's the perfect kids meal." Kagura patted his shoulder lightly.
" But mooommmm, I don't want to be like everyone else. Maybe the Chicken Sandwich?" Kouga whined. Sesshomaru stood there, stone-faced.
" May I help you ma'am? Ah, what a cute little boy!" Rin scratched behind Kouga's ears, and he grinned in enjoyment.
" No, it's just my son can't decide." Kagura stated.
" Why not try the steak sandwich, it's popular." Rin suggested. Kouga was about to complain, but suddenly Sesshomaru took him by the throat and slammed him against a wall.
" THAT CHILD SHOULD JUST CHOOSE A DAMNED BURGER OR SANDWICH OR WHATEVER AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Sesshomaru said fiercly and angrily, though not in a loud tone, due to him being lord Sesshomaru.
" Cho...choking....me!" Sesshomaru let go of Kouga, " Fine, I'll choose the damned steak sandwich." Kouga growled lowly.
" Well, that was great! To bad my brother let go of the damned wimpy wolf, but oh well." Inuyasha smiled at Kouga.
" This was your damned fault DOG-SHIT!!!" Kouga tackled Inuyasha over his chair and began attacking him as Miroku walked to the screen.
" We will continue, but we're going to take a 5 minute break to let you women call and ask to bear my children, and of course this humble Hushi won't be able to tell you no, since you asked so nicely."
Sango ran on screen even as the light began to fade out..."Houshi-sama!"
End Chapter 3. I will continue before tomorrow...