Dib's first friend
By Me!
Chapter 1
(Zim walked into his house all burnt up and smelly, his eye was twitching with anger.)
(Gir was sitting on the couch watching TV when he noticed Zim he smiled at him)
Gir: You smell like feet!
(Zim glared at him.)
Zim: It's not my fault that horrible Dib monkey did it to me...first it began gets like any other day at school. I was studying on the roaches that crawled through a hold by my desk when the bell rang. I stood up and walked out like a regular CHILD STINK! But then Dib oh yes Dib had to start with me. He stopped me at a sewer lake of doom where he told me normal earth children swam in. I saw kids staring at me I thought that it was a dare I had to commit when finally I jumped off the bridge and landed in the SWER LAKE OF DOOM!! MY SKINNED MELTED IN ITS TOXIC WASTE WHILE THE CURRENT CARRYED ME OFF STREAM WHERE THE CRODILES!!! OH THE CRODILES ATTACKED ME AS THE EARTH KIDS LAUGHED!!GRRR They make Zim so angry!..."
(He sighed a bit as if happy to get that off his chest. Gir looked confused.)
Gir: What happen to you? You smell like feet!
(Zim glared at him and went into the kitchen to sit down.)
Zim: I must find the Dibs weakness so I can repay him. OH HE WILL RUE THE DAY HE MESSED WITH ZIM!!!
Gir: Yayyy....YAYY...you said rue.
Zim: Now we need to think of a plan an evil plan...
Gir: I DON'T WANNA!!!!!
(Gir ran out through the wall screaming. Zim blinked in confusion as he left.)
Chapter 2
(Ok here's number two...I guess.)
(Dib was in his room typing in on his computer chating with people in a chat room. He was very angry because they were saying that ghost were fake and Coco Fang was real! Oh Dib was going to show them he was typing very loudly WITH A VENGENCE!!! Sending viruses through the net at them. Laughing loudly with joy.)
Dib: HA! Take that! Now let's see them try to write back.
(Gaz walked in with an angry look on her face.)
Gaz: Your voice is making me sick! Would you shut up I'm watching television.
Dib: Oh Gaz I'm glad you're here. People on the computer are dumb. I sent viruses on they're computer. Hey Gaz you know what I think you should go on the net some times you don't know what your missing.
Gaz: No thanks I have a life...
(She shut the door leaving Dib alone. He sighed wishing that she would have stayed that way he could have a conversation.)
Meanwhile...........................
(Zim was banging on his computer.)
Zim: I HATE VIRUSES!!!
(He hopped off his chair and walked up to his elevator where it lifted him up and through the trash can. He noticed Gir to the side of the table eating grease out of a pan. Zim walked over a little grossed out.)
Zim: Gir...what are you eating?
Gir: It taste just like chicken!
(Zim twitched as he saw when Gir talked the grease streamed down his face.)
Zim: OK...Anyway Gir I think it's time we start with my ingenious PLAN!...Uh which I will find out...SOON!!!
(Well I'm done what do you guys think so far I'll right more later.)
(Please tell me what ya think.)