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Who's Inuyasha is it anyway?
starring:Inuyasha
on drums:Kagome
Kouga was sitting in his seat again smiling an ear to ear grin with Kagura on his lap, while Inuyasha sat in his chair with various cuts and bruises do to his beating the wolf prince had given him earlier. " Feh, welcome back to the damned show. Now we're going to continue with Scenes From A Hat Shaped Like My Head. Next one, funny things said while ordering ice-cream. This suggestion came from Stewie Griffin. First up, Sesshomaru."
Sesshomaru walked into the designated spot. "I want a vannila cone, no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you." Sesshomaru grinned slyly, then walked to his seat.
Miroku walked onto the stage, "Will you bare my children?" Miroku said happily, and then Sango replaced him.
"Ahem Ah...HIRAIKOTSU!!!" She shouted, then in reality threw Hiraikotsu at Miroku, smacking him in the back of the head, and she walked off to harm him some more.
Gohan ran right up to the camera, taking up the entire screen. " Hey Videl, hey Mom! Look, I'm on TV!!!" Gohan began shaking the camera with him.
" Security! Get this crazy fuck back to his seat!" Inuyasha screamed, and Goku came out to drag his son back to his seat, though not without a lot of kicking and shouting.
Kanna stood up next and simply pointed her mirror towards the audience, then sat down. Far above in the audience a single man turned too his friend, "She has such a way with words."
Ah-un even took a turn, and in a perfect english accent, " I'd like a chocolate cone, extra Jaken on top." and suddenly his order appeared in front of him, so Ah-un walked off eating his order.
Next Kagura and Kouga walked on stage. Kouga whispered slowly to Kagura, not realizing there was a microphone beside him, " Come on Kagura, let's ditch this stupid place and go mate...oh, oh my gosh! The damned things fucking on isn't it! This is, once again, all your fucking fault you mangy mutt! I'll rip your arms off!" Kouga took off after Inuyasha.
" That's all, we'll be back with more Who's Inuyasha Is It Anyway in just a minute!" Inuyasha shouted while jumping over his desk to avoid Kouga, and began to run again.
Commercial begins...
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Commercial ends...
Inuyasha sat at his seat smiling smugly, and Kouga was strapped down, Kagura trying to calm him from killing Dog-shit. " Feh, welcome back. It's time for the next event, which it just so happens that I get to decide, so I'll start telling you about it now. It's my dream come true, something I've always dreamt of ever since Kagome came through the well... Kagome and Kikyo in all white lingerie soaking wet so it's see through, fighting on a wooden log over a giant vat of Ramen!!! Who ever stays on it the longest wins a special prize, but I'm not going to tell you yet." Inuyasha grinned evily. " So the monk wouldn't have a heart attack and die from over enjoyment, we've sent him outside, with zero knowledge of what's going on inside of here. He'll also be participating in an event later on, but we'll talk about that later. Now lets get started!!!" Kagome and Kikyo both stood upon the wooden pole, waiting for the signal. " On the count of three...1...2...3!!!" Kagome and Kikyo both began pushing on each other, but neither proved stronger than the other. Kagome tried to trip Kikyo, but she pulled her feet back just enough.
Suddenly Kikyo smirked and they both drew back. "Look over there, it's a diversion!" Kikyo yelled, and shoved Kagome off as she turned to see what her opponent was pointing at.
" And Kikyo wins!!! Now for that prize!" Kikyo smirked and walked over to collect her prize. " The prize is... getting to mate with me tonight!!! As for the runner up you too get a prize...getting to mate with me tomorrow!!!" Everybody fell over anime style.
" You jackass! I should have drug you off to hell when I had the chance!!! What's the fucking point in winning if we both get you anyway!!!" Kikyo screamed into his sensitive ears.
" You get to mate with me FIRST of course." Inuyasha smiled dumbly, causing everyone to fall over anime style again.
" I have to teach Inuyasha the meaning of a GOOD prize. We'll be back after a word from our sponsors." Kikyo turned to him to pound him into the ground.
"Hey! That's my li...oh shit!" The cameras fade to commercial as Kikyo begins tearing the host's internal organs from...well, inside of him.
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"You're a towel!" Buu counters.
"You're a brick!" Krillin shoots back.
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"At least I still have a hot wife!" he shouts as he fades into the distance.
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Inuyasha sat on the ground begging for forgiveness from Kagome and Kikyo. " Please, please don't kill me!" Inuyasha suddenly perked up at the realization that he was on the air. " Damn it!" Inuyasha growled. " If any of you out there ever bring it up again I'll kill you. Now on to our next event, tiger wrestling! The star of this event is none other than everyone's least favorite Monk, Miroku!!! Now lets take a look at this monk." Inuyasha waved everyone to a screen where Miroku was sitting in his cage, very annoyed.
" Damn it, I'll give Inuyasha ten more minutes, then I'm sucking in the fucking wall. I'm not staying in here all day, I've got places to be, women to grope." Miroku grumbled. Suddenly one of the walls exploded, showing an enraged Sango with, for no apperant reason, her armor striped like a tiger.
" What did you say about groping OTHER women!!! I'll kill you!!!" Miroku cringed as Sango lept on him and began trying to tear him apart.
" This is wonderful!!! Now release the real tigers, and make this perfect!" Inuyasha shouted happily as he hit the red button, releasing two large tigers in with Sango and Miroku. One of them quickly jumped at Sango, but she instantly back-handed it, and it smashed through one of the three of the other remaining walls.
" Back off bitch!!! No one kills my man but me!!!" she screams, her eyes glowing red. Both tigers ran whimpering from the cage, their tails tucked firmly between their legs.
"Wait Sango! I can explain." Miroku screamed.
Sango stopped for a while, before turning back to her prisoner. "Alright, here's the deal. If you want to explain, you can explain to my fist. Although I have to warn you, it is NOT a very good listener." She began to pummel him mercilessly, before drawing back to deliver the final blow. Seeing his opportunity, Miroku quickly pointed over Sango's shoulder.
"Look! A diversion!"
"What?" she said looking over her shoulder. "That's not a...crap!" She turned back to see her hostage escaped and running frantically through the wall she busted down earlier. "Come back here and face the music MONK!" she screamed, chasing after him.
In the studio, Inuyasha sits chuckling behind his desk. "HA! HA! HA! HA! That was priceless! But I can't believe Sango fell for the stupid old, 'Look! A diversion!' line!" Suddenly, somebody called out from his left.
"Look Inuyasha! A diversion!" Inuyasha looked to his right and upon seeing nothing, realized he was screwed.
"WIND TUNNEL!" a roaring wind began sucking everything on set into the void. "Sit in the cage and the babes will come to you, huh? Well, hey Inuyasha! There's all KINDS of babes inside the Kazanna! Come find out!"
Inuyasha held onto his desk for dear life, but was slowly being sucked in. As he neared the black hole he turned to the camera. "CUT TO A DAMNED COMMERCIAL ALREADY! CUT TO A DAMNED COMMERCIAL AND HELP ME!"
END CHAPTER 4.
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