(A/N: Harry is very smart for his age, here.)

Little 4-year old Harry Potter was being beaten by his uncle. By the time he was thrown back into his cupboard, both of his legs were broken. He thought of his parents while he sung this song:

Listen, children to a story

That was written long ago

'Bout a kingdom on a mountain

And the valley folk below

On the mountain was a treasure

Buried deep beneath the stone

And the valley people swore they'd

Have it for their very own

Chorus:

So go ahead and hate your neighbor

Go ahead and cheat a friend

Do it in the name of heaven

You can justify it in the end

There won't be any trumpets blowing

Come the judgment day.

On the bloody mornin' after,

One tin soldier rides away

So the valley sent a message up the hill

Asking for the buried treasure

Tons of gold for which they'd kill

Came the answer from the mountain

With our brothers, we will share

All the secrets of our mountain,

All the riches buried there

Chorus

So the valley cried with anger

Mount your horses, draw your swords

And they killed the mountain people,

Till they won their just reward

There they stood upon the mountain, dark and red

Turned the stone and looked beneath it

Peace on Earth was all it said.

Chorus

Suddenly, there was a swirl and Harry found himself floating in the air looking at his...

(A/N: Please no flames. I will allow good reviews and constructive criticism, however)