Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any other shows, which makes me very sad. sob sob

Who's Inuyasha is it anyway?

starring: Inuyasha

kagome on drums

Miroku sat grumbling with Sango beside him, still glaring at him. Inuyasha was laying behind his desk in the fetal position sucking his thumb, and slowly chanting "There's no place like home, there's no place like home." Kagome was sitting in Inuyasha's chair talking on the phone.

" Yes, yes Terry! Money for brains!" Kagome laughed evily then, realizing she was on tv, quickly turned it off and slammed it on the table. " How long's that been on! Anyway...please forget you ever heard that. Since Inuyasha's been traumatized by the void I'm going to take over until he feels better. Isn't that right my little Inu?" Kagome smiled at him.

" Yes, Inuyasha good, Inuyasha very good. Please don't let them hurt me mommy!" Inuyasha began hugging his legs even tighter.

" Of course not honey, here's a treat!" Kagome flipped a dog treat and Inuyasha caught it in his teeth, then quickly spit it out.

" Feh, damn it wench! I may be a dog DEMON but that doesn't mean I like all those dog things. Now get out of my seat, that horrible fucking biscuit's snapped me out of the damn trance." Inuyasha growled as Kagome went back to the drums. " Lets see, next event is...ah! Ok, we'll need Shippo, Kouga, Kohaku, and Go..."

" LOOK MOM!!! I'M ON TV!!! VIDEL, I'M STILL ON TV, THIS IS SO GREAT!!! YA YA YA YA!!!" Gohan began to shout at the screen.

" Again! Damn it, that's it! Security level 5! Your dead you fucking dumbass!" Inuyasha roared in anger, then pressed a large red button that put up a blast shield around everyone but Gohan. Suddenly Vegeta came out on stage grinning.

" I never thought I'd get this workout. Ha! Now you die Gohan!!! FINAL FLASH!!!" Vegeta launched the powerful attack right upon Gohan, who was still hugging the camera.

" At...least I...go....t on t...v!" Gohan murmured as the blast overwhelmed him. There was a large explosion of smoke and light, then it slowly disappeared to reveal Gohan charred and battered, but still alive. A Majin Buu crew came out and drug him to his chair.

" Ok. Let's see, Shippo and Kohaku up front as main news broadcasters, Kouga covers weather, and Gohan, well he sits over there. You'll all also be given an interesting personality you have to do while you well, do your thing." Inuyasha grinned. " Shippo, your a gay man who's fallen in love with Kohaku. Kohaku, your a newby to the news buisness, and you can't do anything right. Kouga will keep rambling on about how his mates better than any of yours will ever be, and Gohan, since he's knocked out, will be the man who you can't wake up. Ok, you can start Shippo." Shippo let out a loud sigh.

" Welcome to the 4:00 o'clock, starring me Shippo, and my handsome boyfriend Kohaku!" Kohaku gave him a side glance.

" Um...Shippo, your frightening me. I already told you I'm not gay. Anyway lets see what we have in sports." He reached for his paper, but accidently knocked it all off, and when he lunged to grab them he fell over the desk on his head. "Ow...well, forget sports, they're not that important anyway. Let's go to Kouga for the weather." Shippo lent down to help him up in a VERY gay way, but Kohaku rolled away. " Stay away you freak!"

" You know you want me!" Shippo yelled as he began chasing Kohaku, and the camera switched to Kouga.

" Keh, thanks dick. You know, you wouldn't have to deal with Shippo if you had a mate, ESPECIALLY if it was as good a mate as mine. Not that there are any mates as good as mine." Kouga smiled smugly.

" Shut up!" Kohaku shouted.

" Anyway, today there's a small collection of clouds on the east front, a large storm in the west, and a 100 chance of my mate being WAY better in bed than yours." Kouga laughed. " Let's take it on to Gohan covering the storm in QuinChester." Kouga directed them towards Gohan's knocked out body.

" snore....um, Videl, that feels good... snore" Gohan began to snore even louder, drool rolling from his mouth. Suddenly a large snot bubble began to form. " Videl...that's the best food ever...snore".

The camera's turned back to the center were Shippo and Kohaku were standing across from each other growling, and Kohaku had his chain and blade in hand. " Stay away from me, I don't like you! Come one step closer and I'll kill you!" Kohaku shouted.

" But I love you!" Shippo chirped, then lunged at him. Kohaku threw his blade, but Shippo dodged and tackled him, and they began fighting.

" Ya, this is great! Kill him, kill the runt! Or kill the kid runt!" Inuyasha grinned widely.

Kouga smirked, "If only he had a mate like mine...tsk tsk..."Suddenly Ayame appeared and put him in a head lock, and Kanna appeared with her mirror.

" CALL OFF THE EVENT NOW!!!" Ayame growled at him.

" Cho...king me...ahghhh!!" Inuyasha gargled out. " En...d...press th...e buzzor!" Inuyasha barely reached the button and pushed it, ending the game. Ayame let go and ran over to Shippo, who had rolled off of Kohaku.

" Shippo, are you alright? How dare he make you act like that! Here have a pockey!" Shippo lept and grabbed the pockey almost before she stopped talking.

" Feh, go to the damned commercial." Inuyasha shrugged.

Commercial begins

A kids getting picked on by a bully. " Come on man, leave me alone, I don't have anything." The smaller one whines, but the bigger one just shoves him.

" Don't you hold out on me, I know you've got money. You wouldn't want me to get physical, would you?" The big one smiles. Suddenly Sango appears, and looks at the big child.

" What's going on here, are you picking on him?" She asks, still smirking.

" What if I am?" He snapped back.

" I might have to do something like, oh, I don't know...this!" She grabbed him by the arm and flipped him over, slamming him on the ground, then bent his arm behind him. " I better never see you bothering this nice young man again." She said, letting go of his arm so he could run away.

"Thank you miss, I wish I could do that." The kid thanked Sango.

" If you want to know how to defend yourself, all you have to do is come to Sango's Demon Slayer Gym where we'll teach you how to defend yourself, AND slay any demons that come across your path." Sango winked at the screen.

" Thanks!!! Um...would you go out with me?" He asked shyly.

" No!" She pirkily said.

" WIND TUNNEL!!!" Miroku appeared on screen and let loose his wind tunnel, until the teenager was sucked into the void. " No one hits on my Sango." Miroku put his arm around her. He then turns to Sango, "Hey, I don't think you're gym did that kid very much good, did it?"

" Geesh Miroku, I didn't know you cared so much. 'grope' HENTAI!!! Hiarakatsu!" Sango hit her boyfriend on the head with her large boomerang.

Commercial ends.

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