Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything else. Credit to Dragonball z on this one. I'm going to go play with a pin-wheel now. sob sob

Who's Inuyasha is it anyway?

Starring: Inuyasha

Kagome on drums

" Feh, welcome back to my show, I'm Inuyasha and the monk over there's gay." Inuyasha pointed over his shoulder to Miroku.

" Baka-Yasha..." Miroku mumbled.

"Tetsusaiga!" Miroku had only enough time to role out of the way before the Tetsusaiga sliced through where he'd been sitting. " I'm not taking anything from you tonight you piece of sh..."

" Sit!" Inuyasha's face met the ground hard at the sound of those magical words.

" Damn wen..."

" Sit! Watch your language Inuyasha." Kagome advised.

" Whatever..." Inuyasha growled lowly. " Well, about this time in the show I stop and have a pockey, but considering SOMEONE ate my damn pockey, and HE is going to die later(spares a single glance at Shippo, who cringes in fear), I've decided to play hit the Jaken pinyata. Oh, and everyone else gets to take a shot too..." Inuyasha slumped slightly, then pirked up a little "but on the other hand, whoever cracks him open first gets to be in the next 'event'. So, lets get started..." Inuyasha pulled out Jaken and hung him up. " I'll go first!" Inuyasha pulled out a VERY large mace. " I'll use this instead of the regular stupid stick." Inuyasha grinned.

" Noooooo!!! Don't hurt Jaken, please, please don't hurt Jaken!" Inuyasha let Kagome put the blindfold on him and spin him around. He finally began to wabble to Jaken, then suddenly turned and smirked at Kagome.

" Feh, like I can't smell that horrible thing we all kill, I mean call, Jaken." Inuyasha turned around and used the mace to hit Jaken straight in the face, or what we all think is his face, but with something that horrible looking, who can really tell? Anyway, it tore straight through his face, then skull, then all the way through his head. Inuyasha grinned in satisfaction. " It smells like I tore him up pretty bad. Oh well, I hope I left some for my jackass brother, if he can even lift the STICK high enough, let alone this."

Sesshomaru stepped up to his brother, " don't make this Sesshomaru hurt you." Inuyasha let out a small growl, but before he could even see Sesshomaru grabbed the mace and smashed Jaken right where he'd insure there were never any little Jakens running around in the future. " Foolish brother, this Sesshomaru is stronger than his foolish half-brother could ever hope to be." Sesshomaru merely smirked.

" Shut...your...face!" Inuyasha growled loudly until he took his seat. Suddenly Naraku appeared with a slight smirk on his face, and wearing a shirt that said 'I'm number 1' on the front.

" After 10,000 years I'm finally free! It's time to conquer earth!...No wait, that was from power rangers... Anyway, I've come to kill you, so please don't make this worse than I'm going to make it when I slowly torture you to death then take the Shikon No Tama from you, and make myself invincible!" Naraku began to laugh maniacally.

Inuyasha just rolled his eyes. " Sure you will...if I don't kill you first."

" Oh ya!

"Ya!"

" Oh ya!"

"Ya!"

" Oh ya!"

" Ya!"

" Shut up!" Naraku smacked Inuyasha to the ground, then sent a group of vines at him.

" Gerrrrrr, security level 5 again! This asshole's going down." Inuyasha smirked, causing Naraku to give him a side glance. Suddenly he felt a hard grip on his shoulder.

" What the...oh no! Vegeta! Even I've heard of you! Wait, it's not like your a super saiyan or anything, right?" he smirked evilly.

" I've been waiting a long time to kill something again, and who said I'm not a super saiyan?" Vegeta gave him an evil grin, then began to power up until he was super saiyan, then ascended saiyan. " This is enough to put an end to you once and for all!!! Big bang attack!" Inuyasha and friends staired in amazment as a blinding light engulfed Naraku. Slowly it went away, and they all looked at the charred remains.

" Wow! I still can't believe that this guys working for me..." Inuyasha whispered bug-eyed. " Go to commercial, I'm going to go pay Vegeta a LARGE bonus now..."

commercial begins

Kirara sits in her office (somehow with a new human body) smiling. " Welcome. Does your cat seem unhappy, a little tired, not as active as it use to be? Maybe what it needs is a mate. Why not call Kirara Mating Services? Within two weeks we'll have your cat's soul mate, and they'll never be lonely again. It doesn't cost anything, just bring my the adorable monk we all know as Miroku, or as I call him, my Houshi-sama! Just call 1-800-kitty mating and bring Miroku the monk, and you'll never have to worry about your kitty being down in the dumps again." She smiled at the camera and held up a picture of Miroku, of course it had kiss marks all over it because she LOVES her houshi-sama.

commercial ends

An extremely irate Sango looks around the room, her eye twitching dangerously. "KIRARA! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT COMMERCIAL ALL ABOUT, HUH?"

Miroku flinched, "Sango dear, perhaps we misinterpreted what she said, and she just needed to TALK to me or something..." Sango growled at him loudly. "...Or not...LOOK! A diversion!" Miroku quickly groped her, then ran for his life.

" Houshi-sama! Where'd you go!" She growled at the group to tell her, and they all pointed to a small door on the other end of the set. "I'LL get you Miroku!!!"

" Well...that was nice...next up, it's Oh My Gosh I'm Standing In Front Of A Big Green Screen And Everyone Can See Something Strange Going On Behind Me But I Can't, where someone stands in front that green screen, we show some sort of strange thing that can only be seen on the monitors, and he has to act like he's a reporter there" Inuyasha reached into a bucket and pulled out a name. "And the next victim, I mean, contestant, is...Kouga!" He laughed audibly, causing Kouga to become unsettled.

"What's so funny Mutt-breath?" Kouga glared at him.

"Nothing Wimpy wolf!"

" What was that, dog-face?"

"Nothing, scrawny little wolf cub!"

"Why you!"

" Stupid Wo...!"

"Sit! sit sit sit sit sit!" Inuyasha was slammed into his desk, stopped in mid curse. "Kouga, please just take your place on the stand over there, I don't want Inuyasha getting all riled up again." Kagome pleaded.

" Anything for my ex-mate." Kouga went to stand in front of the screen.

" Feh, finally...Lets get started!" 'stupid wolf, bet he doesn't suspect that this tapes him getting beaten up by the wind-bitch' Inuyasha grinned at the thought. The tape began to run, and to Inuyasha's never-ending surprise it showed him slicing Sesshomaru's arm off again, and again, and again... "What the hell!"

" Um...Oh ya! The scene here's great! A real heart-warming view." Kouga guessed, seeing the displeasure on Inuyasha's face at whatever the scene was.

Far above in the stands, " Pathetic half-breed, how dare he show such a scene upon that screen. My blood boils at the thought of such a fool cutting off my arm. Look at me, I am so angry I'm shouting." Sesshomaru said in an emotionless tone.

" But milord, You sound completely nor..." Jaken was silenced with a quick slice of Tokijin.

" Inuyasha, prepare to die!" With that statement he flew at Inuyasha, and began attacking with Tokijin.

" What the hell!" Inuyasha shouted as Sesshomaru began his assault, but Inuyasha managed to block with Tetsusaiga.

" Lets see...Mutt face...Mutt face senior angry...Senior missing an arm...That's it! It's mutt-face cutting off mutt-face senior's arm!" Kouga shouted, hitting a buzzor to stop the images when he figured it out.

" Cut to commercial!" Inuyasha shouted as Tokijin came down in another wide arc at Inuyasha.

Kagome looked at the crew to the side who waved their heads back and forth, "No time! Think of something, quick!" She shouted at him.

" Uh...look! Jaken's trying to get Rin as a mate!" Inuyasha shouted.

" What?" Sesshomaru turned around to see Jaken on his knee with flowers, chocolates, and a ring. " Filthy vermin, die!" Sesshomaru punched through Jaken's heart.

" Bu...milord...I...aghh!" Jaken choked as he died...again.

Inuyasha looked around to realize that he saw no human's in sight from the Inuyasha gang, not even Kagome. "Say, what the heck? Where's Kagome, or Kikyo? I don't see the Monk, exterminator, kid-exterminator, the audiance, the old witch or even the crazies such as Koharu and Nazuna." Inuyasha looked around quickly.

" Where is Rin? She has disappeared." Sesshomaru looked around quickly.

" Inuyasha!" An arrow came whizzing by Sesshomaru's ear, and suddenly pinned Inuyasha to Goshinboku.(which had conviently been moved in for scenory)

" Ki...Kikyo...why?" Inuyasha asked as the spell took affect again. Suddenly the humans began pouring in, monks, exterminators, and all.

" Rin, what is the meaning of this?" Sesshomaru said, glaring at her.

" Oh, we decided that the demon's have been in control long enough. We're taking over." Rin looked around.

" Do you then plan on taking me out, to make this show yours?"

" Yes I plan on taking you out, but not like that!(she giggled lightly) I plan on taking you out to...mate!" Rin grabbed a confused Sesshomaru's arm and drug him out.

" Kanna's away on 'buisness' (capturing peoples souls) so I have no beef with this." Kohaku grinned as he threw his chain and scythe, rapping Shippo to a tree.

"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY MATE!!!" Ayame shouted, tackling Kohaku, and began to maul him.

" Wait...ouch, don't do that! The longer your, ouch!, here, the longer your not mating with Shippo!" Kohaku managed to say, bringing Ayame to an abrupt stop.

" Your right...let's go Shippo!" Ayame grabbed him and ran out.

" Hirakkatsu!" Sango shouted as she threw her boomerang at Kagura, who easily dodged.

" Don't make me hurt you, human. Wind Bla..."

" Stop right there Kagura! One move and I'll unleash the Kazanna on you!" Miroku shouted, preparing to remove the beads.

" How dare you threaten my mate! I'll kill you monk!" Kouga began to sprint at him, only to stop when he saw small quick flashes of light surround his neck, forming a necklace. " What the hell?"

" Ye' have been put under subjugation, Kouga the demon. Now the threat of ye' hast been daminished." Kaede said, walking up.

" Keh, like I believe that! Oh ya!" Kouga began to rush forward.

" The word of subjugation, if you please monk." Kaede said.

" Me, why?" Miroku frowned.

" It matters not who says it, as long as it is said"

" Well then, um...sit wolf!" Miroku shouted.

thud " What the hell! So this is what that stupid mutt felt. Keh, I guess it would hurt some weakling like him." Kouga grumbled. "Come on Kagura, we have no reason to stay here anyway. This is Mutt-face's show after all." Kouga said as they walked out.

" We...did it? Ya, we did it!" They all cheered at the prospect that they were in control of the greatest comedy show on air.

End Chapter: Any suggestions WOULD be helpful...