All I Wanted Was A Kiss
Gundam Wing shounen ai fanfiction by Tan

This is an attempt at humor; I haven't done humor in a long time, if I can say that I ever have. ::shrug:: . Humor and sap! It was going to be a lemon, but I dunno... too tame, I think...

Warnings: shounen ai (1x2, 3x4, 5x13, with no special connotations on who's on top), loose rating of R. Sap, odd humor (very odd), Duo's P.O.V., sinister Quatre, worldly Wufei. And this is one of those 'school' fics, where they're all at the same school, yadda yadda, non-timeline, but we can pretend can't we?

Revised, Completed 10/04

All I Wanted Was A Kiss
PART 3

I begged for mercy, and I got down on all fours. I wrapped my arms around his knees and sobbed. My voice was hoarse and cracked as I pleaded to him--

"Geeeeze Duo," Quatre groaned as he tried to pry me off of his foot. I noted his embarrassed, blood red face and Trowa's wide eye across the room. I also kept my hold as he dragged me from the door to his bed, and fell half way there. His groan was louder, and more mortified.

"Please forgive me!" I sniffled, crawling across the floor to throw myself on his back. The satisfying sound of air rushing out of his lungs made me grin, but I quickly let out a keening cry of misery, and squashed Quatre again. "Pleaaaaaase Quatre! I beg of you, I never meant to hurt you in that way!"

"Aaarrrghh!" Was the only mortified answer I received. Quatre wriggled beneath me, and, implementing the second phase of my plan, I let him up.

After the first volley of furious fists and kicks, Quatre calmed. Good sign. I motioned for him to come closer, and only after a long suffering sigh he complied.

"I've got a bitchin' plan." At Quatre's blank look, I figured I should explain. Apparently not everyone shared in the genius that was Duo Maxwell's... genius.

"We're gonna get you what you want, and me what I want." I sighed when Quatre gave me another blank look, this one more on the verge of a 'Duo's crazy' look. "You want Trowa," he glared as I continued "I want Heero."

The pause after my admission was short, and buzzing. Trowa turned the page of his book, and Quatre was decided.

"We should talk outside," he announced, rising from the ground and smiling politely at Trowa. "If you'll excuse us." He led the way.

Mwahahaha-- that one kiss?

I gave it a day. Two at the max.

Then, Heero Yuy would be mine.

At least for one kiss... then he'd probably kill me... but still, that one little kiss....