All I Wanted Was A Kiss
Gundam Wing shounen ai fanfiction by Tan

This is an attempt at humor; I haven't done humor in a long time, if I can say that I ever have. ::shrug:: . Humor and sap! It was going to be a lemon, but I dunno... too tame, I think...

Warnings: shounen ai (1x2, 3x4, 5x13, with no special connotations on who's on top), loose rating of R. Sap, odd humor (very odd), Duo's P.O.V., sinister Quatre, worldly Wufei. And this is one of those 'school' fics, where they're all at the same school, yadda yadda, non-timeline, but we can pretend can't we?

Revised, Completed 10/04

All I Wanted Was A Kiss
PART 4

Now, I did have a plan, I really did, and it seemed like a good one until Quatre came a long. He had to go and spoil that special illusion that when I threw myself at Heero, and when Quatre jumped Trowa, we'd kiss their brains out, they'd let us, and we'd live happily ever after.

"Wishful thinking," I sighed.

"Defective logic," Quatre offered instead. I didn't think it was my defective logic, it was Quatre's twitching eye. Okay, so not the best plan...

I sighed again, and swung my feet forlornly. I was perched on one of the sinks in the boy's lavatory. After checking the stalls, urinals, nooks and crannies, Quatre had turned the dead bolt, and we began our vicious plot...

"So, what do you suggest--?" I choked on the last syllable, because Quatre was grinning. But this was no ordinary Quatre grin; this was positively devious, evil even. I shivered.

"We're going to seduce them," he purred. Quatre's voice echoed slightly against the linoleum porcelain and metal. I shivered and squeaked.

"S-seduce them?" That word, from Quatre's mouth... Talk about sinister. It sounded like we were going to go bring someone to their untimely demise. And from the smirk on Quatre's face, I wasn't so sure that was far from the truth. The vixen!

Suddenly the carnal glitter in Quatre's eyes vanished, just like that; I was dumbfounded as he smiled innocently and bobbed his head.

"Well of course, that's the only obvious solution, and it should be quite effective. We'll have to do a little research of course, and get Wufei to help us--"

"Wufei?" I blinked owlishly at Quatre. "Wufei?!" No offense to Wufei, but-- Wufei?!?

Quatre looked as if Wufei-- ?!?-- were the most obvious answer to all of our problems. I, on the other hand, had some doubts...

"Wufei?!" Apparently I couldn't get past the name thing. "What could Wufei possibly know about seducing? Much less seducing men?" The very idea!

The very idea made Quatre smile, and wink at me. "Wufei is a wise young man," Quatre counseled me. "How do you think he got Treize in the sack?"

"Trieze?!?"

..... I decided that I was going to have to go through a lot more than I originally planned for one little kiss.

Treize?!? And Wufei?!?!?!