Thank you for all your reviews. Thank you to Lunaceress for the helpful criticism. I'm always open for help as long as you're not saying this story sucks blah blah blah. I will take you're advise if I can and try to make the story better.Thanks again!

Chapter 5, back to Cindy

I guess you're pretty tired of not knowing my name and I thought that the star of a story should always have a name so instead of my own sappy name, I always wanted to be called Barbra! So that's what we can call me. Barbra. Great now everyone is happy, we can get on. So, when I left town in search of this "Prince Perfect" I realised that the only way I could find someone decent to marry was to get hold of Orlando Bloom, but since he was spoken for and was currently not around I knew I'd have to go for second best: Heath Ledger but again, he had a girl so all my dreams of a decent hubby were scattered like crumbs from a very crummy cookie. As I sat in my Pink Smart Car I thought about my problem. Hey! I was blessed with intelligence by fairy no.2 so I wasn't a complete hopeless case! Anyway, I WAS thinking when suddenly I thought! I could get married to any old looser then Divorce him ASAP! Then La Dee Da everyone is happy, I'm not banished, and everyone knows celebrity marriages never last so no one will suspect me having anything to do with it! Happy Ending! So now I'm staying in "The Second Best Hotel In The World" the poshest hotel in Carrin. (Ok so I haven't actually left Carrin yet. I will tomorrow. Hey, My folks will never know!)