Chapter 7, Cindy's search
Finally out of Carrin. Took a flight to New Yorika last night. I always wanted to see Americlone. I suppose if I hadn't been banished I wouldn't have been able to see the big grapefruit!! Every cloud has a weird silver line round the outside! I should be happy! Tomorrow I hit the nightclub. Yeah, in the words of Austin Powers 'Groovy Baby Groovy' There is only one fall back to my master plan, I have to marry a prince, not some hot guy I meet in a club. Well I'm sure the prince of Americlone is single. I wonder if he's fit though? I know I won't be with him for long but I do want to at least have a good-looking fiancé. Hmmmmm I'm looking in my book 'Pride and Princes, A guide to Husbands'. It's quite useful actually, full of good pictures. Woah! The prince of Indianah is fit! Dark skinned, dark hair, yummy! Damn he's married. Oh well, search on.... ummm hey, who's this??? Wow! He's fine! His name is Prince Gehswin. God, what a wierd name. He's georgous though! He'll do great! He is prince of Aracnila. That's, like, sooo close to Great Britdara! I wonder if he has one of those posh englashish accents? Well, next stop Aracnila. Getting him interested is the easy bit!