Random disclaimer skit thingy:
Urby: Zzzz...zzzz.
Seldom: Wake up!
Urby: Zzzz...zzzz.
Seldom: (screams in her ear) UP!
Urby: Waiiii! What?
Seldom: Disclaimer! And then story! Have you forgotten?
Urby: Fine...Iownnothingandneitherdoyouunlessyou'refromNamcowhichIseriouslydoubt.
I'mnotmakinganymoneyoffofthissoyoucan'tsueme.
AndbythewayI'monamilkhighforthoseofyouwhoguessedwhichisprollynotanyofyou. There.
Seldom: Wanna answer to the reviews or something?
Urby: Sure.
Seldom: Ummm...actually, they mostly say "Update" and "What's with Colette?"
Urby: Update? Of course I'm gonna update! That's obvious, doods! Nothing you say is gonna change that. (Unless I get a ton of flames...I have self-confidence problems...snuffoo) And about Colette...you'll just have to find out. Muhaha.
Seldom: Story! (hits Urby lightly with a frying pan) Write else I will hit you harder!
Urby: Ayeee! (writes while running away from her sister)

By the way, every time you see a line, it's probably a different day.

"Colette! Calm down!" Sheena shouted, restraining her.
"You don't understand!" Colette gasped, trying to get free. "He..."
She told Sheena what happened in hushed whispers. Sheena looked at Zelos coldly.
"This was your idea, wasn't it?"
"Huh?" Zelos said innocently, for he really was innocent.
Sheena let Colette go. "C'mon, we'll catch 'em both together!"
"What?" Lloyd wondered.
"Run for your lives!" Zelos screamed, grabbing Lloyd. "angry ninja girl plus angry angel girl equals death!"
"It's all a big misunderstanding!"
"STOP!"
Everyone turned to see a very ticked-off Raine, trying earnestly not to tear something into shreds.
"What's the cause of this rampage?"
There was silence for what seemed like a lifetime, and then everyone started talking all at once.
"Lloyd!"
"Professor, it wasn't me! I swear!"
"It's probably Zelos! I know it!"
"I didn't do it!"
"SILENCE!" Raine shouted. Everyone shut up, which was about as informing as the random babble.
"One...at a time. Colette, you first..." Raine managed.
"Um...Lloyd saw me changing!"
"Okay...Lloyd?"
"I swear I didn't! I saw nothing!"
"This is going nowhere...Sheena?"
"Uh...I don't know all the details, but I think it's Zelos' idea..."
"Lastly, Zelos..."
"Wasn't involved. You have my word as the Chosen."
Raine sighed and rubbed her temples. "So...if what Lloyd says is true, it's all a giant misunderstanding. I think that would be the best way to take care of it. We're supposed to be working together, aren't we? Not trying to kill each other. Now, if I see any more if this, I think I'll break a few bones. But not mine. Alright?"
Everyone nodded.
"Lloyd, I'm sorry," Colette apologized.
"I'm sorry too," Lloyd said, scratching the back of his head.
"One big happy ending," Zelos grinned, giving everyone a group hug.
"Must...not...choke...Zelos..." Raine fumed.
"Lloyd?"
Colette leaned over him. Is he asleep, or just pretending? Maybe...I have an idea.
"Tickle!" Colette squealed, tickling Lloyd. He eventually laughed himself awake.
"Col...ha ha, stop it...hee hee! Stop! I give..."
Lloyd tickled Colette back, who nearly choked laughing. "Lloyd! No...hee hee! Stop..."
"What's happening?" an angry Genis shouted, barging in. "some people are trying to sleep, you know!"
Colette and Lloyd looked up. Genis gasped. "Oh...I get it...I'm sorry..."
"Genis! We were just tickling each other!" said Lloyd.
"Yeah...right..." Genis sneered.
"Lloyd! I have an idea!" Colette whispered, telling him what the plan was.
"Huh?" Genis wondered, taking a step back.
"Prepare yourself, Genis!" Lloyd smirked.
"Wha...? Wait!" Colette held Genis down while Lloyd tickled him into submission. "nooo! Stop! That tickles...hee! I'm dying...help!"
Raine stepped in carefully. "What's going on? And what are you doing out of bed, Colette? You should be getting your rest!"
"Aww, but Professor!" Colette whined. "I'm fine!"
"No buts. You're going back NOW." Raine took Colette by the ear and dragged her back to her tent, despite the Chosen's protests.
Genis and Lloyd looked at them for a little while. "You know, now that she's not around, it's no fun tickling you," Lloyd admitted.
"Thank goodness."
"What's for breakfast?"
"Hasn't been made yet. What do you want?"
"I think...I dunno. What do you want?"
"I asked first. What do you want?"
"I don't know!"
Genis and Lloyd sighed.
"Seriously, what do you want?"

Colette pouted. This isn't fair! I'm stuck in this stuffy tent, which is probably as bad as being outside, if not worse, and everyone else is out there having fun and eating breakfast! I know Raine's concerned about my health, but I'm alright now. Didn't she get sick too? She's such a hypocrite.
Why am I thinking like this? This isn't like me. She just wants me to get better.
But I am better! And I want out! Colette stuck her head outside. And if someone tries to stop me, then...um...
This is freaky...I'm starting to scare myself, Colette thought, retreating back into the tent and hiding under the covers. Why couldn't I have been born a normal girl and live out a normal life?
Then someone else would have to suffer...bad me for even thinking that! Bad! Bad! Now stay here and no complaining!
Raine entered. "Colette? Are you hungry?"
"No," said she from under the covers.
"Well, if you are, I saved you some breakfast," Rained sighed, exiting.
"What's wrong, Professor? You look stumped." Lloyd managed to say with his mouth full.
"She hasn't eaten since she vomited two days ago! Isn't that...you know, strange?"
Everyone paused, thinking.
"She hasn't?" Genis asked.
"I've been watching her. She hasn't touched anything near edible since that day."
"Could it be...that she's lost her sense of taste again?" Lloyd offered.
"Huh?" Zelos wondered.
"It was part of the angel transformation. She lost her appetite and her sense of taste...Lloyd, you might be right!"
Genis gasped. "It's the end of the world! Lloyd solved a problem using logic!" he ran around in a tight circle, screaming bloody murder while Presea looked at him quizzically.
"Shut up," Lloyd growled.
"Calm down, brat," Zelos said icily, grabbing his shirt and forcing him to sit down. "do you want to attract monsters or something?"
Genis sighed and said, "I guess I overdid it a little..."
"So...how can we be sure?"
Zelos twirled a finger in his hair. "I have an idea. But don't you dare breathe a word of this to Colette, okay? Here's what I'm going to do..."

"Colette? Are you awake?"
Colette shifted, snoring softly. "She's asleep. Can you wake her or something?"
Lloyd cautiously crept up to her. "Um...is she really asleep?" he poked her and opened one of her eyelids.
"She sleeps like a rock," Zelos sighed. "maybe we should try later?"
"No, I want to try something..." Lloyd carefully tickled her in the side.
"Mmm...stop...that tickles..." Colette opened her eyes. "whoa! It's dark out. What time is it?"
"You missed lunch. Here's your dinner," Zelos handed her a bowl.
"Did I really? Thanks," Colette smiled as she dug in.
Zelos and Lloyd were looking at her expectantly.
"What?" she said, nervous.
"Nothing," they said at the same time. Colette returned to eating.
"Thanks! It was delicious," she chirped, handing the bowl back. She yawned. "I'm tired...I think..." she plopped down and soon they could hear her breathing slow down.
"She does sleep like a rock," Lloyd gasped, poking her.
"Did I really put twenty Red Satays in this?" Zelos said to himself, licking some off his finger. "Mrphcff!"
"Huh?"
Zelos didn't answer-rather, he couldn't answer, because there were flames coming out of his mouth. He wisely shut it and gestured Lloyd to go get some water.
"Lloyd? Why are you in such a hurry?" Genis wondered as he shot past.
"I need water!"
"What happened?" Genis asked, joining his friend.
"Zelos ate the soup and now he's dying," Lloyd panted.
"Hurray!" Genis cried. "I don't see why you'd want to save him, but oh well."
They got a pitcher of water and gave it to Zelos, who downed it all in one go.
"Bud! You saved me!" he said happily, hugging Lloyd.
"Ack! Help me Genis, I'm dying!"
"Um...I can't cast anything! I'll hit you too!"
"It doesn't matter! Stop him before he kills me!"
Genis hit Zelos a few times with his kendama until he let Lloyd go.
"You saved me, Genis!" Lloyd hugged him.
"Noooo! It's a never-ending cycle of doom!"
"What is going on?" Presea growled, holding her ax in one hand and a lantern in another. "please stop shouting and go to sleep."
"It is kinda late...okay, Presea."

"Aaaaugh! My face! My beautiful face!"
Lloyd jumped out of bed. What's going on?
Zelos was running around looking like an idiot while Raine was chasing him, trying to find out what was wrong. "Zelos, calm yourself!" she panted.
Colette poked her head out of her tent. "What's going on?" she stepped out carefully.
Zelos, not looking where he was going, ran into Colette. "Heeeelp!"
Raine ran over to him and looked him over. "You have a cut on your forehead. Not that serious."
"It's the monster! It got me! It's on my arm, too!"
Raine studied it carefully. "I...wait...one cut...yes, I think you're right!"
"Colette, are you hurt?" Lloyd asked.
"I'm fine! I'm just really tired. What time is it?"
"Uh, it's morning."
"Really? Wow, that's weird. Good night-er, morning!" she went back into the tent.
"If the monster attacked Zelos instead of Colette, will...it attack us, too?" Genis asked fearfully.
"There's no way to tell," Raine sighed. "we can only hope it doesn't."