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Fear Factor, LEPrecon Style
As the camera panned across the strange group of easily recognized people many different attitudes were easily picked out. The six contestants stood with there backs to each other and with stern expressions.
In the front of the group was Holly Short, one of the LEP's only girl officers. She was definitely the toughest out of the strange group, and probably the most determined.
"I entered this contest to prove my skills and prove that I am fearless. I can beat any of them without even having to try. I've seen them at work, and I know one thing from it. This is my contest." It shows her face as the silent monologue is spoken. Slowly the camera pans to the next in line.
It's Juliet Butler. She didn't look dangerous, but anyone who knew her would definitely beg to differ. Juliet flipped a strand of blonde hair over her shoulder and gave the camera a playful stare.
"I entered this contest as a dare. I already know that I'm the toughest out of all of these losers. If I can take Butler down I can surely take down a couple of puny fairies. This is all a matter of playing the game, not only with strength, but with my mind." As the camera shows the blonde girl it is quite obvious that her mind isn't something she would be too great at using.
The next in line is a face that is a little bit more dangerous. Opal Koboi. She had recently been released from the LEP penitentiary and was ready to prove to the world what she could do.
"I entered this contest as a way to get closer to my enemies. These people are responsible for my downfall and I am prepared to do everything in my power to climb back up that ladder of greatness, no matter what I have to do to get there." As if to emphasize her point Opal glares at the camera.
After her starts the line of male competitors. At the front is the ghostly boy Artemis Fowl who is only about 15 in age. He looks almost vampire-like as he stares coldly at the camera.
"I don't know why I'm in this competition. All I know is that one minute I'm happily sleeping and dreaming about world conquest, the next thing I know I'm here getting ready to do God knows what." The look on the boys face is not one of happiness or excitement, but what else could one expect from him.
Behind him is a towering man, almost giant in stature. He is completely bald and appears older than he actually is.
"I'm here to prove that although I appear to be old, I can still do everything I used to do. Also I'm here protecting the principal. It is against my laws to leave his side." The man gives the camera a cold look as if searching for some reason to destroy it before it pans to the last in line, Chix Verbil.
"I'm just here to win over the heart of the woman of my dreams. Holly, if you're listening, please come back to me my dear, there is enough Chix for everyone!" Chix gives the camera a little nod and goes back to his original stance.
From the middle of the two groups comes a creature that is half man and half horse, Foaly the centaur.
"Welcome to our newest edition of Fear Factor. I'm your host Foaly and I want to warn you all against repeating stunts used on our show. Now let's get it started."
(Well, there's the opening! What will happen? Who will be victorious? When will I learn to spell victorious? Find out in the next installment of Fear Factor, LEP edition!)