Bloody Hell
"Bloody hell Padfoot. What the fuck is wrong with you?" asked a very irritated James.
"HOGWARTS," screamed an overly excited Sirius.
"What time is it?" inquired James.
"9:30," replied Sirius innocently (ha ha yeah right).
"WHAT?!?!?!?! And you didn't get me up earlier," screamed James.
"I thought you wanted your beauty sleep because God knows your need it because even with all the extra sleep you would never amount to anything of my beauty," replied Sirius.
"Just keep telling yourself that."
"But I don't need to because I hear it everyday from countless girls."
"No you don't all the girls think I am much hotter than you," stated James.
"No they don't they just tell you that to make you feel better," said Sirius.
"Do not!!"
"Do to!"
"Do not!!" screamed James pulling a t-shirt of over his head.
"Do to!"
"BOYS IT'S TIME TO GO!!" screamed Mrs. Potter from the downstairs.
"OKAY," they yelled back.
"Do not!!" replied James starting up their old argument.
"Do to!"
And that's how they arrived that the train station. With a very looking irritated Mrs. Potter. Whom both boys had yelled at when she kindly asked them to stop their petty argument.
The Goddesses quickly made their way to the barrier and onto the train trying to find the compartment that they all could sit in with no one to bother them. They finally found a compartment in the very back of the train where few people go.
"Home sweet home," sighed Lily.
"Maybe for you, but this past year when you were gone was fucking boring for us," said Jess.
"Well it's nice to know I was missed," replied Lily smiling slyly.
"Yeah. You never did tell us what happened last year," said Mel.
"I know you guys haven't stopped bugging me all summer about," said Lily.
"Well tell us and we will stop," replied Bella.
"Fine. Well you know how my dad hated that I was girl so when I was 13 years old he signed me up for this army-training thing in the US and said I was older than my age so I could get in. He said 'It was to make me stronger and more man like' so that summer I went. I wanted to prove to him I was weak so I became the best in my class, but I became so good that they put me on a list so if they ever needed extra soldiers in a war then I would be one of the first contacted. So last year that is what happened. They contacted me and I went."
"Holy shit," whispered Jen.
"Why didn't you ever tell us?" asked Bella.
"I didn't want you to feel differently towards me," replied Lily.
"Girl we would never be that shallow," replied Jess.
"Thanks guys. That means a lot to me," said Lily.
"This is great in all, but we are getting a little too mushy for my taste," replied Jen lightening up the mode in the carriage.
"So Jen do they have any open positions this year on the quiditch team?" asked Lily.
"No not this year, but next year they are going to have two opening spots. One for chaser and one for beater and of course I will get the beater spot," replied Jen cockily.
"Probably. Lily you really should go out for chaser; you have a great arm," said Mel. "Thanks, but you know I hate flying. It's enough that I have to watch my brother fly around on some thin piece of wood," replied Lily.
Just then they heard aloud bang coming from outside in the corridor and shortly after five breathless boys came running into their compartment.
"Did you see his face? or what you could call a face," gasped out a boy who was still trying to control his laughter. He was 6'4" and he had spiked up black hair and lovely ocean blue eyes that made any girl fall in love with him immediately. His name was Sirius Black a.k.a. Padfoot to his friends because his animagus for was great black dog that most people thought to be the grim whenever they might see him.
"It was bloody brilliant," said the next boy. He was 6'3" and had dark brown hair and gray eyes. His name was Patrick Finnegan a.k.a. Strips because his animagus form was a tiger.
"Whose idea was the tentacles?" asked the next boy who had sandy blonde hair that fell down into his soft baby blue eyes. He was 6'2" and his name was Remus Lupin a.k.a. Moony for he was a werewolf, the reason for why his friends were animaguses. He was also a 6th prefect.
"That brilliant idea would be mine," replied the next boy in the bunch. He had light brown hair with light hazel eyes and was 6'2". His name was Gus Riley a.k.a. Snuffles because his animagus from was a gray wolf.
"And that was only the first to come out if many this year," said the last boy of the group. He had messy black hair that stuck up at the weirdest angels. He had warm chocolate brown eyes that sparkled with mischief. He was 6'4" and his name was James Potter a.k.a. Prongs because his animagus form was a brilliant white stag.
They called themselves the Marauders and were known as the biggest pranksters in the whole school. They of course were all in Gryffindor and were all going into their 6th year at Hogwarts.
A small little cough from behind them informed them they weren't the only ones in the carriage. They turned around to see the untouchables behind them.
"So ladies have you finally given up on having your nose stuck in a book?" asked Sirius.
"Have you decided to grow up?" shot back Bella.
"Ouch, it bites," replied Sirius sarcastically.
"Why don't you and your little friends run along now so we can be left in peace," said Mel calmly, as Lily and Jen were restraining Bella from killing Sirius.
"I don't think we will," said James, "because I for one am quit comfy."
"Shut up, Potter and get the fuck out of our carriage," spat Lily.
"Evans is that you? We messed you last year," replied James sarcastically.
"Fuck off, Potter," replied Lily.
"Touchy aren't we Evans? Come on guys we have better things to do," said James getting up and heading for the door.
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"Grrrrrr. I hate Potter. He always makes the best of days the worst," complained Lily.
"Great now we are going to have to spend the rest of the ride hearing about Potter," murmured Bella behind her hand to Jess.
"Tell me about it. I thought we might be able to go a whole day without hearing about him but I guess not," replied Jess.
"We better get use to it we have the whole year ahead of us," said Mel entering the conversation.
"Do you remember where we put the ear plugs?" asked Jen out of the corner of her mouth.
"I wish," replied Bella.
"Great. Just great," said Jen.
An hour later the train pulled into the Hogsmeade station. The patter of feet could be heard as the students made their way off the train and to the waiting carriages and the first years to the boats.
"Come on guys I don't want to be late for the feast I'm starving," urged Jess.
"Your always hungry so what else is knew," said Mel as she ducked a blow to the head from the offending party.
So what do you think? Sorry I cut the descriptions of the characters a little short I just hate writing descriptions. Oh and Peter is not going to be in my story because I hate that fat ugly cow, but if you really have a problem with that then I will add him since you are the one that is reading the story. I also added the other two boys because the other all the girls need to have a man. There is also going to be 10 girls in each year and same with boys so 20 students per year per house.
Thank you to my reviewers because you really made my day when you reviewed!!
Aria-wolfstar- Thank you!! You were my first reviewer!! I tried making a Lily that people don't use.
Musicizdbest- Thank you!! I also really love fics about cool powers that's why I decided to write one. lol
Weird-but-Wonderful- Thank you!! I'll try not to become one of those people that never update.
"Bloody hell Padfoot. What the fuck is wrong with you?" asked a very irritated James.
"HOGWARTS," screamed an overly excited Sirius.
"What time is it?" inquired James.
"9:30," replied Sirius innocently (ha ha yeah right).
"WHAT?!?!?!?! And you didn't get me up earlier," screamed James.
"I thought you wanted your beauty sleep because God knows your need it because even with all the extra sleep you would never amount to anything of my beauty," replied Sirius.
"Just keep telling yourself that."
"But I don't need to because I hear it everyday from countless girls."
"No you don't all the girls think I am much hotter than you," stated James.
"No they don't they just tell you that to make you feel better," said Sirius.
"Do not!!"
"Do to!"
"Do not!!" screamed James pulling a t-shirt of over his head.
"Do to!"
"BOYS IT'S TIME TO GO!!" screamed Mrs. Potter from the downstairs.
"OKAY," they yelled back.
"Do not!!" replied James starting up their old argument.
"Do to!"
And that's how they arrived that the train station. With a very looking irritated Mrs. Potter. Whom both boys had yelled at when she kindly asked them to stop their petty argument.
The Goddesses quickly made their way to the barrier and onto the train trying to find the compartment that they all could sit in with no one to bother them. They finally found a compartment in the very back of the train where few people go.
"Home sweet home," sighed Lily.
"Maybe for you, but this past year when you were gone was fucking boring for us," said Jess.
"Well it's nice to know I was missed," replied Lily smiling slyly.
"Yeah. You never did tell us what happened last year," said Mel.
"I know you guys haven't stopped bugging me all summer about," said Lily.
"Well tell us and we will stop," replied Bella.
"Fine. Well you know how my dad hated that I was girl so when I was 13 years old he signed me up for this army-training thing in the US and said I was older than my age so I could get in. He said 'It was to make me stronger and more man like' so that summer I went. I wanted to prove to him I was weak so I became the best in my class, but I became so good that they put me on a list so if they ever needed extra soldiers in a war then I would be one of the first contacted. So last year that is what happened. They contacted me and I went."
"Holy shit," whispered Jen.
"Why didn't you ever tell us?" asked Bella.
"I didn't want you to feel differently towards me," replied Lily.
"Girl we would never be that shallow," replied Jess.
"Thanks guys. That means a lot to me," said Lily.
"This is great in all, but we are getting a little too mushy for my taste," replied Jen lightening up the mode in the carriage.
"So Jen do they have any open positions this year on the quiditch team?" asked Lily.
"No not this year, but next year they are going to have two opening spots. One for chaser and one for beater and of course I will get the beater spot," replied Jen cockily.
"Probably. Lily you really should go out for chaser; you have a great arm," said Mel. "Thanks, but you know I hate flying. It's enough that I have to watch my brother fly around on some thin piece of wood," replied Lily.
Just then they heard aloud bang coming from outside in the corridor and shortly after five breathless boys came running into their compartment.
"Did you see his face? or what you could call a face," gasped out a boy who was still trying to control his laughter. He was 6'4" and he had spiked up black hair and lovely ocean blue eyes that made any girl fall in love with him immediately. His name was Sirius Black a.k.a. Padfoot to his friends because his animagus for was great black dog that most people thought to be the grim whenever they might see him.
"It was bloody brilliant," said the next boy. He was 6'3" and had dark brown hair and gray eyes. His name was Patrick Finnegan a.k.a. Strips because his animagus form was a tiger.
"Whose idea was the tentacles?" asked the next boy who had sandy blonde hair that fell down into his soft baby blue eyes. He was 6'2" and his name was Remus Lupin a.k.a. Moony for he was a werewolf, the reason for why his friends were animaguses. He was also a 6th prefect.
"That brilliant idea would be mine," replied the next boy in the bunch. He had light brown hair with light hazel eyes and was 6'2". His name was Gus Riley a.k.a. Snuffles because his animagus from was a gray wolf.
"And that was only the first to come out if many this year," said the last boy of the group. He had messy black hair that stuck up at the weirdest angels. He had warm chocolate brown eyes that sparkled with mischief. He was 6'4" and his name was James Potter a.k.a. Prongs because his animagus form was a brilliant white stag.
They called themselves the Marauders and were known as the biggest pranksters in the whole school. They of course were all in Gryffindor and were all going into their 6th year at Hogwarts.
A small little cough from behind them informed them they weren't the only ones in the carriage. They turned around to see the untouchables behind them.
"So ladies have you finally given up on having your nose stuck in a book?" asked Sirius.
"Have you decided to grow up?" shot back Bella.
"Ouch, it bites," replied Sirius sarcastically.
"Why don't you and your little friends run along now so we can be left in peace," said Mel calmly, as Lily and Jen were restraining Bella from killing Sirius.
"I don't think we will," said James, "because I for one am quit comfy."
"Shut up, Potter and get the fuck out of our carriage," spat Lily.
"Evans is that you? We messed you last year," replied James sarcastically.
"Fuck off, Potter," replied Lily.
"Touchy aren't we Evans? Come on guys we have better things to do," said James getting up and heading for the door.
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"Grrrrrr. I hate Potter. He always makes the best of days the worst," complained Lily.
"Great now we are going to have to spend the rest of the ride hearing about Potter," murmured Bella behind her hand to Jess.
"Tell me about it. I thought we might be able to go a whole day without hearing about him but I guess not," replied Jess.
"We better get use to it we have the whole year ahead of us," said Mel entering the conversation.
"Do you remember where we put the ear plugs?" asked Jen out of the corner of her mouth.
"I wish," replied Bella.
"Great. Just great," said Jen.
An hour later the train pulled into the Hogsmeade station. The patter of feet could be heard as the students made their way off the train and to the waiting carriages and the first years to the boats.
"Come on guys I don't want to be late for the feast I'm starving," urged Jess.
"Your always hungry so what else is knew," said Mel as she ducked a blow to the head from the offending party.
So what do you think? Sorry I cut the descriptions of the characters a little short I just hate writing descriptions. Oh and Peter is not going to be in my story because I hate that fat ugly cow, but if you really have a problem with that then I will add him since you are the one that is reading the story. I also added the other two boys because the other all the girls need to have a man. There is also going to be 10 girls in each year and same with boys so 20 students per year per house.
Thank you to my reviewers because you really made my day when you reviewed!!
Aria-wolfstar- Thank you!! You were my first reviewer!! I tried making a Lily that people don't use.
Musicizdbest- Thank you!! I also really love fics about cool powers that's why I decided to write one. lol
Weird-but-Wonderful- Thank you!! I'll try not to become one of those people that never update.