Luke's Diner – After school
Rory enters the diner to see Lorelai fighting Luke for coffee.
"Oh come on Luke, I'm dying over here, Please just one cup of coffee?" Lorelai whines
"No" Luke replies gruffly and walks away to serve a customer.
Just then Lorelai notices her daughter sitting next to her.
"Hey sweets, how was your first day at...."
"Hell" Rory interrupts "Pure hell, I thought I was just going to a new school but no that's just a cover. Chilton is just a cover to attract new victims and apparently hell only wants the elite. That's what I get for wanting a more challenging education. Oh mom, why can't I have been born stupid?" She groans laying her head on the counter.
Patting her daughters head Lorelai says: I'm sorry babe, I should have followed my instincts and grounded you everytime I caught you reading!" Rory looks up at her mom; the look is one of pure horror. She groans and puts her head back on the counter.
"Luke" Lorelai screams, "My baby needs coffee"
As he approaches the counter Rory looks up at him. Seeing the look on her face he silently hands her a cup of coffee.
"Thanks" Rory mumbles. Seeing Rory's coffee Lorelai cries "hey! I should get coffee too cause I have to sit through her bad day story!"
"Gee, way to share the love mom!" Rory replies sarcastically. Lorelai just smiles. "Luke please give her a cup of coffee, I need two seconds of peace here" Rory pleads.
Luke places a cup of coffee in front of Lorelai and walks away. Lorelai hugs Rory.
"And that's why I kept you after you were born."
"Nice mom" Rory says with a small smile. "So you want to hear my story?" she asks drinking her coffee.
"Will I be scarred for life?" Lorelai asks
"Pretty much, we are going to need a family discount at our shrink" Rory replies
"Ouch, okay lets have a girls night and you can tell me all about it"
"Sounds like a plan mom"
Lorelai looks at Rory with an evil grin and says "okay, you get the supplies and I will get coffee and meet you at home?"
"Okay, bye mom" she says giving her mom a hug, then turning to Luke, who has just emerged from the kitchen, she says "Bye Luke, good-luck and remember half the coffee she wants is for me too." With a groan from Luke she leaves and heads to Doose's
Gilmore House – evening
The girls are comfortably sitting on the couch in their pajama's with a mountain of junk food around them
Lorelai turns towards Rory while eating her m&m's and says, " Alrighty, I'm set, now spill sweet child of mine".
"Sure sweet mom of mine, what do you want to hear first? Bible-boy or the three stooges? "Rory replies while chewing on a red vine.
"Ooh a boy story! Bible-boy first, I wanna hear about the boy" Lorelai says excitedly.
"Calm down mom, it's not that kind of story" Rory replies dejectedly
"Okay Okay first I need details to understand... Name? Rank? Hotness? " Lorelai says grinning
"Tristan DuGrey, King of Hell, and NO!!!" Rory says.
Oh come on babe, I need a mental picture of the evil one" Lorelai pleads
"Fine mom, ET is..."
"ET?" Lorelai interrupts
"Evil Tristan" Rory replies
"Got it, please continue" Lorelai says
"Well ET is apparently the most popular guy at Chilton, and the guy with the biggest ego if you ask me. Anyway I seem to have changed my name because he keeps calling me Mary. Only later did Paris, president of the three stooges by the way, well she tells me that Tristan calls me that because in his eyes I am like the virgin Mary. Now everyone at that stupid school is calling me Mary." Rory groans.
Lorelai starts laughing and replies "I can't believe they still use that, be happy you aren't a Magdalene."
"Yeah, I guess so" Rory sighs
"Okay, now I know about the Spawn of Satan, what about the three stooges?" Lorelai asks her
"Let's see" Rory says thinking "Paris as I said I president and she thinks I am only at Chilton to steal her academic fame, then we have the other two. Madeline and Louise, the bimbo's wouldn't be able to put an intelligent sentence together if their lives depended on it, man they drive me crazy."
"Aw, I'm sorry it was so bad hun, how about we mourn the death of today and watch Willy Wonka?" Lorelai asks putting her arm around Rory.
"Okay, thanks mom" Rory replies hugging her.
"Anytime babe, now on to the festivities" she says as her and Rory make themselves comfortable and start the movie.
"I love you mom" Rory whispers placing her head on Lorelai's shoulder.
"I love you too, kid" Lorelai says and kisses the top of her daughters head.
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THE END OF CHAPTER 1
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