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Chapter 3: MORE PEOPLE DROP IN THE ROOF
As suddenly as Ron had yelled this, the people who had just dropped in went into a huddle.
"HUDDLE!" cried one of them.
There were three of them: a tall blond dude, a tall brown-haired dude, and a short red-haired dude. The blond carried a big bow, the brown-haired carried a sword, and the short red-haired carried an axe.
WHO ARE THEY?!?! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!! IT WAS
THEM!!!!
YES!!!!!!!
THEM!!!!
. . .
ONWARD!
So anyway, Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli all come out of their huddle.
"We have decided," began Aragorn.
"IT WAS I THAT DECIDED!" shouted Gimli furiously.
Legolas sniffed. "It was obviously my beautifulness that decided ."
Aragorn glared at them. "Shut up boneheads! ANYway, WE have decided that we are not in Middle-Earth anymore."
Frodo, Merry and Pippin gasped audibly.
"Gasp!" shouted Frodo.
"Gasp!" shouted Merry.
"Gasp and a half!" shouted Pippin.
"ARAGORN!" shouted all three of them.
The three new people looked at the hobbits and stared.
"Stare!" shouted Aragorn.
"Stare!" shouted Gimli.
Legolas tossed his hair. "But I'm too PRETTY to stare . . ."
Aragorn yelled, "YOU WISH!" and tackled Legolas.
"Eek! Eek! Eeeeeek!" screamed Legolas in a girlish voice. He screamed again and again and again and again until Gimli tore the two apart.
"Yer stoopid elf-y voice is killin' mah ears!" he yelled. "Get out of it!"
"I SAY WE ATTACK THEM!" yelled Ron from his corner. He flinched as every other person in the room - there were ten of them - turned to him and glared daggers at him. He covered his face with his hands.
"SHUT UP!" they all roared together. He turned redder than his hair.
Which was saying something.
Anyway, the hobbits all hugged Aragorn, then Merry and Pippin hugged Gimli, and Frodo looked warily at Legolas, who had taken out a mirror and was fixing his hair.
Hermione suddenly spoke up.
"Oh. My. God. IT'S THE PEOPLE FROM LORD OF THE RINGS!" she screamed loudly. Harry nodded enthusiastically.
"IT SURE IS!" he said. "You're Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Three of you are from the Shire. Aragorn is from Numenor. Legolas is from Mirkwood. And Gimli is from - from - from - uh . . ."
"I'M FROM - I'M FROM - bloody sonofagun, I've forgotten me own birthplace! What a sad day it is!" Gimli cried, and broke down into tears, sobbing into his hands. Then he collapsed on the floor and bawled some more. Legolas stepped on his finger.
"OWOWOWOWOW!" he yelled really loudly through his tears. Legolas looked disdainfully down at him.
"Get over it, dwarf, I'm too pretty to care about fingers that aren't mine."
Gimli cried some more, then Aragorn rolled his eyes and poked Legolas.
"Don't poke me! I can't be poked by sweaty stinky men!" he screeched.
"I'm not sweaty or stinky!" yelled Aragorn. Then he smelled his armpits. "Okay, so I'm sweaty and stinky. So what?"
"Eeeeeeew."
Suddenly there were loud kissing noises from another corner of the room. Everyone looked over.
Tidus and Yuna were making out. Everyone had different reactions:
Gimli - "I say!"
Aragorn - "Where's Arwen?"
Merry - "Where's a girl for me?"
Pippin - "Where's that girl that I flirted with in the movie at Aragorn's wedding?"
Legolas - "Where's a pretty girl named Meaghan with blue streaks in her hair?"
Frodo - "Where's Sam?"
Ron - "No fair. That Yuna girl is hot. How come all the hot ones are taken?"
Harry - he says nothing, but puts his arm around Hermione's waist, bends her back down like in old movies, and kisses her.
Hermione - she doesn't say anything either. Her mouth is obscured.
Then everyone started babbling at once.
"- I want Arwen -"
"- where's Meaghan -"
"- need Sam -"
"- need ale -"
"- WHERE'S MEAGHAN -"
Suddenly a black-haired girl with blue streaks in the front, earrings all up her right ear, and an evil face, dropped in through the ceiling of Ron's kitchen.
"BLOODY HELL -" Ron began, but Hermione pulled away from Harry briefly and slapped him.
"Shut UP, Ron!!!" she yelled, and then started kissing Harry again.
"Hi everyone," said the new girl, "I'm Meaghan."
Legolas turned to her, and his whole gorgeous face lit right up.
"MEAGHAN!" he yelled, and then said, "I'm not too pretty for her!"
And he grabbed her waist, bent her back down like in old movies, and sent his tongue exploring.
Then Sam dropped through the roof.
Ron started crying. "BLOODY HELL *sob sob* STUPID PEOPLE *sob sob* BLOODY HELL *sob*" he shouted miserably. Everyone glared at him and six people broke away from passionate kisses to yell,
"SHUT THE BLOODY WELL UP!"
And they all went back to their kissing.
Then Frodo shouted, "SAM!"
And Sam shouted, "MISTER FRODO!"
And they hugged.
Ron got a murderous look on his face. Everyone was using HIS kitchen to kiss and yell! He stood up on his chair.
He pulled out his wand.
"EVERYBODY FREEZE!"
(A/N: sorry for the cliffy, but I'm too hyper to write more now. I'll update like in half an hour or so. Review review review!!!!!!!)
Chapter 3: MORE PEOPLE DROP IN THE ROOF
As suddenly as Ron had yelled this, the people who had just dropped in went into a huddle.
"HUDDLE!" cried one of them.
There were three of them: a tall blond dude, a tall brown-haired dude, and a short red-haired dude. The blond carried a big bow, the brown-haired carried a sword, and the short red-haired carried an axe.
WHO ARE THEY?!?! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!! IT WAS
THEM!!!!
YES!!!!!!!
THEM!!!!
. . .
ONWARD!
So anyway, Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli all come out of their huddle.
"We have decided," began Aragorn.
"IT WAS I THAT DECIDED!" shouted Gimli furiously.
Legolas sniffed. "It was obviously my beautifulness that decided ."
Aragorn glared at them. "Shut up boneheads! ANYway, WE have decided that we are not in Middle-Earth anymore."
Frodo, Merry and Pippin gasped audibly.
"Gasp!" shouted Frodo.
"Gasp!" shouted Merry.
"Gasp and a half!" shouted Pippin.
"ARAGORN!" shouted all three of them.
The three new people looked at the hobbits and stared.
"Stare!" shouted Aragorn.
"Stare!" shouted Gimli.
Legolas tossed his hair. "But I'm too PRETTY to stare . . ."
Aragorn yelled, "YOU WISH!" and tackled Legolas.
"Eek! Eek! Eeeeeek!" screamed Legolas in a girlish voice. He screamed again and again and again and again until Gimli tore the two apart.
"Yer stoopid elf-y voice is killin' mah ears!" he yelled. "Get out of it!"
"I SAY WE ATTACK THEM!" yelled Ron from his corner. He flinched as every other person in the room - there were ten of them - turned to him and glared daggers at him. He covered his face with his hands.
"SHUT UP!" they all roared together. He turned redder than his hair.
Which was saying something.
Anyway, the hobbits all hugged Aragorn, then Merry and Pippin hugged Gimli, and Frodo looked warily at Legolas, who had taken out a mirror and was fixing his hair.
Hermione suddenly spoke up.
"Oh. My. God. IT'S THE PEOPLE FROM LORD OF THE RINGS!" she screamed loudly. Harry nodded enthusiastically.
"IT SURE IS!" he said. "You're Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. Three of you are from the Shire. Aragorn is from Numenor. Legolas is from Mirkwood. And Gimli is from - from - from - uh . . ."
"I'M FROM - I'M FROM - bloody sonofagun, I've forgotten me own birthplace! What a sad day it is!" Gimli cried, and broke down into tears, sobbing into his hands. Then he collapsed on the floor and bawled some more. Legolas stepped on his finger.
"OWOWOWOWOW!" he yelled really loudly through his tears. Legolas looked disdainfully down at him.
"Get over it, dwarf, I'm too pretty to care about fingers that aren't mine."
Gimli cried some more, then Aragorn rolled his eyes and poked Legolas.
"Don't poke me! I can't be poked by sweaty stinky men!" he screeched.
"I'm not sweaty or stinky!" yelled Aragorn. Then he smelled his armpits. "Okay, so I'm sweaty and stinky. So what?"
"Eeeeeeew."
Suddenly there were loud kissing noises from another corner of the room. Everyone looked over.
Tidus and Yuna were making out. Everyone had different reactions:
Gimli - "I say!"
Aragorn - "Where's Arwen?"
Merry - "Where's a girl for me?"
Pippin - "Where's that girl that I flirted with in the movie at Aragorn's wedding?"
Legolas - "Where's a pretty girl named Meaghan with blue streaks in her hair?"
Frodo - "Where's Sam?"
Ron - "No fair. That Yuna girl is hot. How come all the hot ones are taken?"
Harry - he says nothing, but puts his arm around Hermione's waist, bends her back down like in old movies, and kisses her.
Hermione - she doesn't say anything either. Her mouth is obscured.
Then everyone started babbling at once.
"- I want Arwen -"
"- where's Meaghan -"
"- need Sam -"
"- need ale -"
"- WHERE'S MEAGHAN -"
Suddenly a black-haired girl with blue streaks in the front, earrings all up her right ear, and an evil face, dropped in through the ceiling of Ron's kitchen.
"BLOODY HELL -" Ron began, but Hermione pulled away from Harry briefly and slapped him.
"Shut UP, Ron!!!" she yelled, and then started kissing Harry again.
"Hi everyone," said the new girl, "I'm Meaghan."
Legolas turned to her, and his whole gorgeous face lit right up.
"MEAGHAN!" he yelled, and then said, "I'm not too pretty for her!"
And he grabbed her waist, bent her back down like in old movies, and sent his tongue exploring.
Then Sam dropped through the roof.
Ron started crying. "BLOODY HELL *sob sob* STUPID PEOPLE *sob sob* BLOODY HELL *sob*" he shouted miserably. Everyone glared at him and six people broke away from passionate kisses to yell,
"SHUT THE BLOODY WELL UP!"
And they all went back to their kissing.
Then Frodo shouted, "SAM!"
And Sam shouted, "MISTER FRODO!"
And they hugged.
Ron got a murderous look on his face. Everyone was using HIS kitchen to kiss and yell! He stood up on his chair.
He pulled out his wand.
"EVERYBODY FREEZE!"
(A/N: sorry for the cliffy, but I'm too hyper to write more now. I'll update like in half an hour or so. Review review review!!!!!!!)