Author's note: hello viewers my friend and me have had a little muck around with this chapter and it's supposed to be funny. I've uploaded this even though it's Mega Man- Snakeeater3.

FIRST DATE (Part 2)

Chad woke grumpy like my friend Jordan. First he yelled then swore and finally woke up. He got dressed in a pair of combat trousers and a plain white t-shirt not to offend any one. And killed his mother painfully by making her first making her listen to one of Mr Cook lectures then put straight into Mrs Phillips classroom. Chad can still remember her last words, "I'm going to kill you, you little bitch and when I do I kill your little dog to by that I mean Yai."

He noticed his father chatting up another hoe, ow well he thought another mother I'm killing tomorrow. He didn't notice the time it was all most 3:00 he ran to the restaurant and when he got there he noticed that it was actually 3:00 in the morning. So he slept in the doorway only to be arrested by the fuzz. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yai my love wait for me," Chad yelled.

(12 hours later)

"That gay fart when I get him oh he will be sorry." And with that she made love with the first person she saw and married her. Chad stayed in prison till 4 weeks later, "I was wondering why you hadn't died yet it was the longest I've been married normally it just 1 day." Chad's father said to his wife. When Chad got out of prison he killed that lesbo and he and Yai lived in prison till they're death sentences. Takato was watching TV, "Man this shows gone down hill."

BANG... "Yeah it has," Snake blew up the TV, "I'll buy you a new one."

"O Yay," said Ruki.

Da end

Stupid I ow funny well Bennyiscool thought saw hope you to do. (I thought it was stupid myself mumbling into the distance.)