Return of the Living
AERIS!!!
(Cloud and his friends are on their way to the Ancient City, where Aeris is and where Sephiroth waits.)
Cid: Ok, why the hell are we going after Aeris again!? (*I hate Aeris! * note from me)
Cloud: I've been over this, Sephiroth is there. Duh! Did you think I was coming to rescue Aeris?! (His companions shook their heads and walked off down the path and into the dwelling of the house near the sea)
Yuffie: How pretty!! (Vincent huffs at the sight of the house and turns away)
Barret: Whut? That junky old house?! (The house did look kinda trashy) Man, I betcha Aeris is there! (Tifa and Yuffie walk in without the boys)
Guys: Hey! Wait a minute!! (they ran after the girls and enter the house. Inside was a staircase leading to a dark abyss. Tifa walks over near the stairs, Cloud approaches her )
Cloud: Tifa, why are you so quiet? (Tifa looks up to him with sad eyes)
Tifa: Do you, like Aeris .. a lot?
Cloud: Hell no! I told you I need to find Sephiroth, that's got nothing to do with Aeris!! (Tifa nodded and turned away) Red: Cloud, I think these stairs lead somewhere... (He looked down)
Cid: No way! I've seen this before! The good guys go down into the basement, where it's all dark and creepy and then .....!
Everyone: Cid!!!! Shut up! (Cid shut his mouth)
Barret: Well, someone go down there.
Cait Sith : Why don't you Barret, you're tough! (Barret got pissed and threatened to push Cait Sith down the stairs)
Barret: Oh look, Cait Sith is volunteering to go! (Cait Sith shrieked)
Vincent: Shut up both of you, I'll go (He walked down the stairs)
Cid: That guy scares me... almost as much as Michael Myers.... (shudder)
Cloud: Lets follow him, he might get lost.... (Him and the others run down the stairs and bump into Vincent)
Vincent: what the hell?! I'm going by myself!
Cloud: No way! I gotta score to settle with Sephiroth!
Tifa: Me too...
Yuffie: Well I gotta score to settle with Aeris, she tried to steal my shuriken!! (Everyone stared at her like she was crazy)
Vincent: All right fine (they continue walking until they reach the Crystal City down below) Cait Sith: It's Disney Land!!! (he rubs his chin) I knew it! The Cetra are creating copies of Disney Land, so Gold Saucer can go out of business!!
Red: This is not Disney Land! Where's Mickey Mouse and Goofy?!
Tifa: Be quiet!! ( She spots Aeris kneeling down on a platform below) There she is! (Tifa runs down the fleet of stairs, the other following. They stopped and leaned against a wall while Clod continued on) (Aeris looked up and smiled at Cloud)
Aeris: Did you come to save me?
Cloud: ...No. (Cloud pulled out his sword) Where's Sephiroth? (Controlled by a strange force, Cloud began to lower his sword down near Aeris' neck)
Everyone (except Vincent) : Go Cloud, Go Cloud, Go Cloud!! (just as the sword blade touched Aeris' neck, Sephiroth came from no where and drew his sword through her stomach.) (Cloud watched in aghast and lowered his head)
Cloud: ...Damn you.... (He raised his head) I wanted to kill her! (Sephiroth laughed)
Sephiroth: Nope, I got here first. ( The others raced to Cloud's side) I see you got your friends with you and Tifa ... (*note* Sephy likes Tifa)
Tifa: Oh stop it all ready! (She stares at Aeris' body) Why didn't you just let Cloud kill her?
Sephiroth: She was in my way.... That's why. Tifa: Excuses!! Sephiroth, I hate you more now!
Sephiroth : (Shakes his head) Will I ever get to you Tifa?
Cloud: Ok Sephiroth, you killed Aeris, but you're not going after Tifa!! I'm gonna fight you right here, right now!
(Suddenly, Aeris comes back to life!!!)
Aeris: Hehehe! DO you think you can get rid of me so easily? (she turns to Yuffie) Hey Yuffie, let me see your shuriken.
Yuffie: No!! The evil returns!! She's of the living dead!
Cid: Damn! I shouldn't have watched The Rocky Horror Show last night! (The party backs away in fear)
Vincent: No way, (pulls out gun) I'm the only undead person here! (He shots her in the head)
Tifa: Wow, Vincent (She fell in his arms) You're really strong.. (Sephiroth and Cloud stare in jealously)
Cloud: Hey, hey ,hey! Enough with the flirting! (Tifa ignored him, Vincent nervously stood there holding Tifa in his arms)
Sephiroth: ...Ok.... (He turns his back) We'll meet again (he glares at Cloud and his friends) and I'll see you again Tifa (she ignored him) (Discouraged, Sephiroth disappears)
Yuffie: My Shuriken is safe once again, thanks to Cloud and Friends!!!
Cloud: Shut up Yuffie!! (he sighs) Tifa and me made a good couple....
Yuffie: Lalalala shuriken lalala shuriken!
(So Aeris has been killed, but will Cloud defeat Sephiroth? Will Cloud get Tifa back, or will Sephiroth get her first?! And is Aeris gone for good?!)
Aeris (back from the dead) : I don't think so... Hahaha, hehehe! (preppy laugh)
The End of Chapter 1!!! The next one is called "Eight Ways of Torture," Where Cloud plots his revenge after his party falls asleep during his lectures!! Please continue reading!!
NOTE!! *I know this is far in the game, but this is where I started! I do hate Aeris (no offence to anyone) and I like Tifa!!! (She's cool) But in this story, I like to pick on everyone! (It's fun...)
Thank you for reading the random things that go on in my mind!!!
AERIS!!!
(Cloud and his friends are on their way to the Ancient City, where Aeris is and where Sephiroth waits.)
Cid: Ok, why the hell are we going after Aeris again!? (*I hate Aeris! * note from me)
Cloud: I've been over this, Sephiroth is there. Duh! Did you think I was coming to rescue Aeris?! (His companions shook their heads and walked off down the path and into the dwelling of the house near the sea)
Yuffie: How pretty!! (Vincent huffs at the sight of the house and turns away)
Barret: Whut? That junky old house?! (The house did look kinda trashy) Man, I betcha Aeris is there! (Tifa and Yuffie walk in without the boys)
Guys: Hey! Wait a minute!! (they ran after the girls and enter the house. Inside was a staircase leading to a dark abyss. Tifa walks over near the stairs, Cloud approaches her )
Cloud: Tifa, why are you so quiet? (Tifa looks up to him with sad eyes)
Tifa: Do you, like Aeris .. a lot?
Cloud: Hell no! I told you I need to find Sephiroth, that's got nothing to do with Aeris!! (Tifa nodded and turned away) Red: Cloud, I think these stairs lead somewhere... (He looked down)
Cid: No way! I've seen this before! The good guys go down into the basement, where it's all dark and creepy and then .....!
Everyone: Cid!!!! Shut up! (Cid shut his mouth)
Barret: Well, someone go down there.
Cait Sith : Why don't you Barret, you're tough! (Barret got pissed and threatened to push Cait Sith down the stairs)
Barret: Oh look, Cait Sith is volunteering to go! (Cait Sith shrieked)
Vincent: Shut up both of you, I'll go (He walked down the stairs)
Cid: That guy scares me... almost as much as Michael Myers.... (shudder)
Cloud: Lets follow him, he might get lost.... (Him and the others run down the stairs and bump into Vincent)
Vincent: what the hell?! I'm going by myself!
Cloud: No way! I gotta score to settle with Sephiroth!
Tifa: Me too...
Yuffie: Well I gotta score to settle with Aeris, she tried to steal my shuriken!! (Everyone stared at her like she was crazy)
Vincent: All right fine (they continue walking until they reach the Crystal City down below) Cait Sith: It's Disney Land!!! (he rubs his chin) I knew it! The Cetra are creating copies of Disney Land, so Gold Saucer can go out of business!!
Red: This is not Disney Land! Where's Mickey Mouse and Goofy?!
Tifa: Be quiet!! ( She spots Aeris kneeling down on a platform below) There she is! (Tifa runs down the fleet of stairs, the other following. They stopped and leaned against a wall while Clod continued on) (Aeris looked up and smiled at Cloud)
Aeris: Did you come to save me?
Cloud: ...No. (Cloud pulled out his sword) Where's Sephiroth? (Controlled by a strange force, Cloud began to lower his sword down near Aeris' neck)
Everyone (except Vincent) : Go Cloud, Go Cloud, Go Cloud!! (just as the sword blade touched Aeris' neck, Sephiroth came from no where and drew his sword through her stomach.) (Cloud watched in aghast and lowered his head)
Cloud: ...Damn you.... (He raised his head) I wanted to kill her! (Sephiroth laughed)
Sephiroth: Nope, I got here first. ( The others raced to Cloud's side) I see you got your friends with you and Tifa ... (*note* Sephy likes Tifa)
Tifa: Oh stop it all ready! (She stares at Aeris' body) Why didn't you just let Cloud kill her?
Sephiroth: She was in my way.... That's why. Tifa: Excuses!! Sephiroth, I hate you more now!
Sephiroth : (Shakes his head) Will I ever get to you Tifa?
Cloud: Ok Sephiroth, you killed Aeris, but you're not going after Tifa!! I'm gonna fight you right here, right now!
(Suddenly, Aeris comes back to life!!!)
Aeris: Hehehe! DO you think you can get rid of me so easily? (she turns to Yuffie) Hey Yuffie, let me see your shuriken.
Yuffie: No!! The evil returns!! She's of the living dead!
Cid: Damn! I shouldn't have watched The Rocky Horror Show last night! (The party backs away in fear)
Vincent: No way, (pulls out gun) I'm the only undead person here! (He shots her in the head)
Tifa: Wow, Vincent (She fell in his arms) You're really strong.. (Sephiroth and Cloud stare in jealously)
Cloud: Hey, hey ,hey! Enough with the flirting! (Tifa ignored him, Vincent nervously stood there holding Tifa in his arms)
Sephiroth: ...Ok.... (He turns his back) We'll meet again (he glares at Cloud and his friends) and I'll see you again Tifa (she ignored him) (Discouraged, Sephiroth disappears)
Yuffie: My Shuriken is safe once again, thanks to Cloud and Friends!!!
Cloud: Shut up Yuffie!! (he sighs) Tifa and me made a good couple....
Yuffie: Lalalala shuriken lalala shuriken!
(So Aeris has been killed, but will Cloud defeat Sephiroth? Will Cloud get Tifa back, or will Sephiroth get her first?! And is Aeris gone for good?!)
Aeris (back from the dead) : I don't think so... Hahaha, hehehe! (preppy laugh)
The End of Chapter 1!!! The next one is called "Eight Ways of Torture," Where Cloud plots his revenge after his party falls asleep during his lectures!! Please continue reading!!
NOTE!! *I know this is far in the game, but this is where I started! I do hate Aeris (no offence to anyone) and I like Tifa!!! (She's cool) But in this story, I like to pick on everyone! (It's fun...)
Thank you for reading the random things that go on in my mind!!!