Chomp!

by Chuquita

Just when it seemed like everything was back to normal! An evil tsufurujin named Bebi has come to Earth seeking revenge on Veggie's father, King Bejito, only to find out he's already dead. The frustrated creation decides to take out his vengence using V

1. Bebi's Arrival On Earth

Hey everybody! For those wondering what happened to "Chomp!", there was an incident last week similar to that of "Kakarroujo". Infact it was attacked by the same person, who's name I will keep anonymous. I apologize to all those who do enjoy my stories and were forced to wait along with myself for part two. The second chapter is finished actually and will be up soon. I finished typing it this past Friday.

The incident itself has been worked out to the best of my knowledge and I think the lesson to be learned here is that if you don't like the story you're reading, to just hit the back button and go read a story written by a different author. There are many good stories here at the site to be read.

I am grateful to everyone who's helped me with this incident during the past week. Thanks so much guys!

And now on with the show! -Chuquita

8:48 PM 9/18/2004

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By: Chuquita

Quote of the Week: -from dbgt ep25 "Bebi's Arrival on Earth"

Bebi: Go away.

Hercule: Yes, yes sir.

Goten: Hercule! What're you doing? Hey, you're still wearing the cape! Wow, that thing must be an antique.

▫hercule rises and screams.▫

Hercule: My apprentice can take care of you! Attack him!

Goten: Yeah, that's right! Let the kid do all the dangerous stuff, right? You're getting pretty old. Say, where is the

poor guy?

▫Hercule winks.▫

Goten: Huh? Wha? ME?

▫Hercule nods.▫

Goten: No! No way!

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Chuey's Corner:

Chuquita: Welcome everyone to the Bebi-Saga Parody!

Goku: HOORAY!

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) It's only been a year since the black-star-dragonballs-parody fic...

Chuquita: Yes well, at least we're finally here, hai? (grins) This lil parody'll cover eps 25 to 40 of gt! Of course, I doubt

we'll be paroding all 15 episodes because (A) Son-kun and Veggie can already go ssj4, and (B) I've never written a story that

goes past 6 chapters before. (cheesy grin)

Goku: Also, Piccolo doesn't die!

Chuquita: And that's because I like Piccolo, write one-shots about him, and would rather he continue to live. Fat Buu will

also survive (cuz I like him too), only he'll give Uubu a quick-reference crash-course on how to perform the "turn into

insert-sugary-treat-name-here" technique and lend him SOME of his ki.

Goku: (happily) This is also the saga where Veggie gets a lil nibble! By ME!

Vegeta: (pales) How can you possibly be cheerful about that? DON'T YOU KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF IT?!

Chuquita: I do. And thus the title of our story. (points up to title)

Vegeta: ..."Chomp!".

Goku: The noise a nibble makes!

Vegeta: (twitches in fright, then grabs a dark blue sweatshirt and puts it on, making sure his left arm is securely covered)

Chuquita: For those who haven't read the first parody, or the one-shot, here's a quick summary of what's happened so far!

Thanks to Pilaf and the impatience of the big red Shenlong, Goku had been turned into a chibi.

Goku: Which made me sad. :(

Vegeta: (dryly) You're not the only one.

Chuquita: Luckily, once he and the Son family got to Capsule Corp, Goku discovered Veggie had made a temporary antidote to

the chibi-related curse! Goku could stay in his adult form for a couple weeks or so under the medicine. Goku was accidentally

kidnapped for a while, but Veggie 'saved' him. It was later on decided that Goku, Trunks, and Goten should be the ones to go

into space. However, Pan wanted to go to. She and Veggie accidentally bumped into each other while trying to stowaway into

the ship. They mutually agreed to break into the ship without tattling on one another. The ship lifted off without Goten, who

was still on the phone, and Goku, Veggie, Pan, and Trunks were sent off into space! Episodes Parodied: 1, 2, 7, 8, and 10!

Once the group returned to Earth, and did so before Bebi got there, they used the black-star dragonballs in the special room

they were originally in which prevents them from flying off when used there, to wish Goku's age back to an adult's.

Goku: YAY!

Vegeta: (smirks) Yay indeed.

Chuquita: Several months later I did a gt one-shot which focused on Goten and Parisu's "cellphone" obsession and Trunks's

attempts to stop it; however, it turned out to be Veggie's fake tv news report which scared the two out of using their

phones. They still have them, but are not as obsessed. Goten has also been training to get back into shape to spar again, and

Parisu is learning with him and can perform several moves, though is still a beginner. Also, in my parody-fics, Goten's hair

looks the same as it did at the end of dbz. I don't care for his gt haircut so in these parodies that haircut doesn't exist.

Goku: (looks up at summary) I think that is a-bout it.

Chuquita: (looks up) I hope that's about it.

Vegeta: I'm guessing it is.

Chuquita: (perks up) Well then! Onto the fic!

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Summary: Just when it seemed like everything was back to normal! An evil tsufurujin named Bebi has come to Earth seeking revenge on Veggie's father, King Bejito, only to find out he's already dead. The frustrated creation decides to take out his vengence using Veggie as his main host instead, possessing the little ouji and nearly the entire planet as well! Will Goku be able to defeat Bebi AND save Veggie at the same time? Will the remaining, unpossessed Z Senshi; Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Launch, and most-recently Chi-Chi be able to de-possess all of Tsufuru-sei before both it and Earth explode?

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Part 1 Chapter Titles: Peanuts l Forboding l Veggie – Videogame Champion of Capsule Corp! l "Moo-stache" l Bland? l V.2's change of clothes l To the Mall! l Relaxation/Interuption l Inflata-Trunks l The Power of the Gi l Bebi's Enterance l Ice-Cream l Apprentice?! l An evil ki? – Piccolo's suspicion l Tick-Tock l Caution: Wet Floor l What's this? Goten's Anger and Veggie's Confusion l "Bebi"? Piccolo's Detective Skills in Action! l Possessive, isn't he? l

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Vegeta: (uneasy) Ah, I don't get, urm, "bitten" right away, do I?

Chuquita: Oh no, that's not for another chapter or two! No need to worry, Veggie!

Vegeta: (looks over at Goku)

Goku: (grinning) (teeth sparkle and gleam in Veggie's direction, particularly the canines) :D

Vegeta: ▫Ulp▫!

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" Hahahaha, now that I know where your son is hiding, you too, will soon tremble in fear at my might, King

Bejito Oujisama! BWAHAHAHA! " Bebi laughed as he sat on the space-plane, heading towards earth.

" Peanuts ma'am? "

" Eh? " Bebi glanced over at the steward, who was holding out a tray of peanuts. He looked down at the body he was

currently occupying, that of the middle-aged woman who he had possessed to sneak onto the airplane and away from Goku,

Vegeta, and the others about a month ago, " Oh, yes please. "

The steward handed Bebi the peanuts. Bebi just dropped them onto the table before him and went back to plotting

menacingly, ::Yes Bejito....you'll PAY!::

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" ▫AH-CHOO▫! " Bejito sneezed. The large saiyajin rubbed his nose as he stood in the kitchen of the house in hfil he

and Queen Ruby had forcefully borrowed and were currently living in. He cocked an eyebrow, confused, " Hn, I think I may be

getting a cold. "

Ruby sweatdropped, " Down HERE? "

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" ▫Beep▫beep▫Beep▫ ▫Beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫ ▫Beep▫BEEP▫beep▫BEEP▫ ▫Beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫ " the video-game

music played as the two mario bros dashed across the screen, racing each other. The red one threw a fireball at the green one

, temporarily knocking him down. The green one jumped back to his feet and raced after the red one as they lept over a

ravine only to just miss the edge and fall while the red one grabbed the flag and swung to the ground.

" ▫PLAYER 1 WINS▫ "

" BWAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed, then pumped his fist in the air, " VICTORY IS MINE! "

" Hn... " Pan's bottom left eye twitched, " That's the 17th time in a ROW! " she exclaimed in shock.

" Hey, don't feel too bad, Chibi-Onna, its a lot better to lose to me than to lose to Giru. "

" Giru-Giru. " the little robot floated randomly past them.

" ...why is he still here by the way? " the ouji asked.

" I just don't GET it! How do you DO it? " Pan looked over at him.

" The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji can do many things. You must specify. " Vegeta smirked, proud of himself

for the sheer number of wins-in-a-row.

" Beat me at video-games! "

" Ah, yes. That, Kaka-girl, would be due to my advanced eye-hand-coordination which is sharpened through battle,

my ROYAL saiyajin instincts, and, though you do contain 1/4th Kaka-dna, the fact that you also contain genes from both Onna

AND Hercule, which combined, cause your downfall. " he nodded thoughtfully.

" You're blaming me losing to you on the fact that I'm related to Chi-Chi AND Hercule? " Pan sweatdropped.

" ... " Vegeta blinked at her.

" Veggie-san you confuse me. " she groaned, flopping back onto the couch behind them.

" I do not confuse, Kaka-girl, I merely enlighten. " the ouji continued to boast, then switched the game to VS

computer mode and continued to play.

" I don't understand! This sort of stuff should be easy! I'm a super saiyajin! " she burst into ssj mode.

" Hai, good for you. " Vegeta said, busy watching the screen.

" So? I am too. "

Pan looked up to see Bura in ssj mode.

" Hi. "

" AAH! " the demi-demi-saiyajin lept to her feet, " SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT?! " she gasped.

" About 3 years now. " Bura said, then grinned, " Toussan taught me! "

" I was saddened with being only able to contact Kakarrotto via cell-phone and psychic abilities; Bura asked one day

if she could try to train with me; I taught her to go ssj. " Vegeta explained, " She barely ever trains anymore though. "

" Toussan makes such a great sensei! " Bura clasped his hands together, " He wanted to do some martial-arts teaching

just like Kakarroujo who was teaching Uubu at the time! "

" I still don't get the KakarrOUJO thing. " Pan said lamely.

" Oh you're still young, you missed out on some fun stuff though! " Bura chirped, then looked around and powered back

down to normal, " Say, where's V.2? "

Vegeta sensed around for the clone's ki, " He's STILL in the bathroom?! " the smaller saiyajin said, mostly to

himself, " What's he DOING in there? "

" You think he could take me shopping later on? I'm going to buy some clothes for myself and an outfit or two for

Kakarroujo? "

" Where IS Kaka-- " Vegeta glanced to his left only to come nose-to-nose with the larger saiyajin, " --eep? "

Goku smiled warmly at him, then glomped the little ouji, " VEGGIE! "

" Kakarrotto.. " the smaller saiyajin choked out, his face glowing bright red.

" I've been watching Veggie play video-games with Panny. " he nodded, " Veggie's very good. Maybe you could teach me

how to play! "

" Hm, I do have ample free time to do so...perhaps I shall, Kakarrotto. " the ouji mused, " You'd enjoy being my

student. Its very fulfilling. "

" I can think of several other things Goku-san would be more worth spending his time on. " a voice came from behind

them.

Vegeta smirked while still keeping his eyes on Goku, " Onna. "

" Ouji. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, then unfolded them and held out the cordless phone, " Pan your father's on the

phone, he wants to speak to you. "

The demi-demi-saiyajin took the phone from her, " Alright. " she said, powering down and then hopping off the couch

to walk into the hallway where it was quieter.

" AND TELL HIM YOU'D LIKE A BROTHER OR SISTER WHILE YOUR AT IT! " Chi-Chi called out after Pan, who sweatdropped,

" Honestly, Gohan's been married 13 years and all he and Videl have had so far is ONE child?! What happened to the 6 or 7 I

demanded he have? " she groaned.

" Do I have to ask? " Pan raised her hand.

" If they have another 1/4th Kaka, 1/4th Onna, 1/4th Hercule child, they'll automatically have to give YOU more

adult responsibilities. " Vegeta pointed out.

" ... " Pan paused for a moment, then grinned and turned to the phone, " HI Toussan-- "

" Why did you just help me. " Chi-Chi said bluntly.

The little ouji grinned, " Of course with another grandchild, the CHIBI-Onna won't be the ONLY Onna who will have

increased responsibilities that will deter her from keeping a constant watch over Kakarrotto—— "

Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him.

" Have fun baby-sitting! " Vegeta waved to her, Chi-Chi twitched.

" Kaasan? " Chi-Chi felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around to see Goten and Parisu standing there, Goten in

his orange gi with black gi sash, " Parisu and I are goin' to get something to eat, oh-kay? "

Chi-Chi checked her watch, " Alright, just be back before it gets dark. "

" Aw you don't have to worry about that, Chi-Chi-san! " Parisu said, " My curfew's 5:00pm! "

::Worse than Goten's...:: Vegeta thought to himself.

" That's good to know. " she nodded thoughtfully in reply, " But remember to keep your phones on incase I need to

call you. "

" Oh-kay! " Goten said as he waved, then left the house, followed by Parisu.

Bura poked her head out the door.

" Hey Bura! You wanna come! We can drop you off at the mall on our way to the resturants. " Goten offered.

" Oh-kay! " Bura clasped her hands together, then looked out on the street.

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" Where's your car? "

" Silly! Neither of us has a car. We're walking! " Parisu chuckled.

" Oh...walking. " Bura sweatdropped, " Ah, you know what? I think I'll just wait for V.2. " she laughed nervously.

Parisu shrugged, confused, " Oh-kay. "

" See you later, Bura. " Goten waved and the couple started their walk down the street.

Bura closed the door.

" Not a big fan of pedestrianing, eh? " Vegeta smirked.

" Not particularly. " Bura admitted, going back to sit down on one of the chairs in the living room, " ...so!

Kakarroujo? How are you today? " she smiled.

" I am feeling great Bura! " Goku said happily, lifting Vegeta up and plopping the ouji on his lap. Vegeta let out a

small yelp and his face turned bright red, " And that is because Veggie's here, and I am no longer cursed with the curse of

the chibi, and cuz Veggie's here! " he gave the smaller saiyajin an extra warm squeeze on his name, " And I LUV my Veggie."

" Awww— " Bura awwed, " See that, Toussan? "

Vegeta let out gurgled, disoriented noises.

The larger saiyajin purred.

" SO! Wanna try on some of the outfits I bought you last week that you conveniently forgot to take home with you? "

Bura clasped her hands together.

Goku paled, " Ah, no thank you! I would rather sit here with my Veggie thanks. " he waved weakly to her.

" --but I bought you this really cute little skirt that's SURE to get you Toussan's attention-- "

" --Ipreferpantsthanks. " Goku said quickly, starting to sweat.

" Hn.. " a small vein bulged on Bura's forehead.

" Ah, excuse me? "

Goku looked up to see V.2. standing there with a bottle of shaving cream, " Hi V.2. "

" Hi Ka-ka-rrot-to... " V.2 said the name in a stunned, musing way, then went back to normal.

" You got something under your nose. It looks like fudge. I can get it for you. " Goku cheerfully held up a napkin.

V.2 sweatdropped, " It's a moo-stache, Kakarrotto. I've had it for 4 months now and you JUST noticed?! "

" Mooo? " Goku paused as a thought-bubble appeared above his head, consisting of a cow with the same mustache as

V.2.

The ouji-clone twitched, " Ah, nevermind about that. I was just wondering where Vegeta keeps his razors. "

Vegeta shook his head clear and squeezed out of Goku's grasp, then sprayed himself with Peasant-Repel, " Baka, what

would I need razors for? I've never had facial hair appear out from under my nose or around my chin my entire life! "

" Unlike Veggie's daddy who had lots of facial hair! " Goku piped up.

" Exactly. " Vegeta nodded, then paused, " You know I wonder why hair has never grown on my face... " he trailed off,

then glanced over at Goku who suddenly had both a mustache and beard, " AHH! " Vegeta shook his head only to see said

facial hair no longer in existance.

" :) " Goku smiled at him.

" Ah haha...hai. " Vegeta laughed, confused. He then turned back to his clone, " Now why do you need a razor again? "

V.2. lamely pointed to his moo-stache.

" ...what's that. " Vegeta sweatdropped.

" AARG! " the cloned ouji fell over, then jumped to his feet, " WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT'S THAT"?! IT'S MY MOO-STACHE!

I'M SHAVING IT! " he snapped, then calmed down, " But for that I require a razor, which is why I'm here instead of in the

bathroom shaving with the razor that I do not have. "

Vegeta whipped out a dictionary and flipped through the pages, " I believe the pronounciation you're looking for is,

muh-stash, spelled m-u-s-t-a-c-h-e. " he closed the dictionary and smirked at V.2, proud of himself.

" Go Veggie! " Goku cheered him on.

" Heh— " Vegeta grinned back at him. The larger saiyajin giggled, " Anyway, V.2., though I don't own any razors, I do

know where in the bathroom you can find one. "

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" In Bulma's cabinet! " Vegeta held the door open to reveal a new pack of razors.

" Ah, excellent. " V.2 took one out while Goku sat ontop of the closed toliet-seat, his tail flicking about in the

air.

V.2 took the top to the "Foam Shave" off and began to spread lather over not only his mustache, but the entire lower

part of his face.

Goku smiled at him. Vegeta just sweatdropped.

" Why are you putting shaving cream over your entire lower head when the only hair-covered part is directly under

your nose? " the ouji spoke up.

V.2 was about to put the razor to his face, then stopped, confused, " I'm not sure... " he pondered, " Oh well! " he

shrugged and then started shaving his hairless cheek.

Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " You haven't been using the Peasant-Repel lately, have you. " he muttered.

" Well, I do, just not that frequently. " V.2. said, shaving his equally hairless chin.

" Haha! " Goku laughed.

" Yup, that explains it. " Vegeta said flatly.

V.2 finally got to the spot beneath his nose and shaved the horrific bundle of hair off his skin, thus freeing the

pores and allowing him once more to truely appear like who he was, the saiyajin no ouji's clone; created by Bulma. V.2 rubbed

the bottom part of his face with a towel, then smirked and turned to Goku and Vegeta, " Ta-da! " he removed the towel.

" YAY! Hooray for V.2! " Goku appluaded him.

" Such a large improvement. " Vegeta acknowledged, pleased.

" Heh— "

" You should buy some more shaving cream and razors though, you know, incase it tries to come back. " the smaller

saiyajin pointed out.

" Come back?! " V.2. recoiled in fright at the thought, " Hn. I should be going to the mall then, get some supplies."

he rubbed his newly-shaved spot-under-his-nose.

" You're going to have to be sneaky though, Bura's down there and if she catches you before you leave you'll NEVER

get back from that mall. " Vegeta snickered.

" ACK! " V.2. bounced back, then narrowed his eyes, " Hey, why's she after me to take her anyway? YOU'RE her father."

" True, but Bura understands that I'm constantly too busy to come with her to the mall, what with my Kaka-related

enjoyments and all. " he glanced over at Goku and smirked.

" I luv u too, Veggie! " Goku chirped.

" But I want to stay here with Ka-ka-rrot-to. " V.2.'s eyes went temporarily sparkily at the name.

" Yup too bad Bulma had to "improve" on your dna. Otherwise you wouldn't have to worry about shaving and would be

free to enjoy kaka-related-time when I allow you to. "

" Whadda you mean "when you allow me to"? " V.2. said dryly.

" Well you see I'm Kakarrotto's ruler, and if I feel you are a threat to his well-being and overall Kaka-happiness,

I can have you booted out of the kingdom until further notice. " Vegeta folded his arms, puffing his chest out with pride.

" ... " V.2 stared at him for a moment.

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" I'm going to surprise everyone with my un-moo-stached face. " he completely changed the subject and walked out of

the room.

" Still pronouncing it that way? " Vegeta said, amused.

" Better we have some differences than to be completely alike, hai? " V.2. commented.

" Indeed. " Vegeta agreed, and with that, V.2. left the room.

Vegeta turned to Goku, " Come Kakarrotto, let's go up to my room. " he prepared to teleport, then did.

" YAY! Veggie's room! " Goku cheered, and teleported after him.

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" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm. " V.2 hummed while covering the bottom half of his face. Vejitto and Gogeta passed him in the

hall, " Oi! "

The fusions stopped and turned around.

" Hi V.2! " Gogeta chirped, " How are u! "

" Heh-heh-heh-heh.. " V.2 snickered evilly, then removed his hand from his face, " Notice anything...DIFFERENT? "

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V.2 made a cheesy grin.

" No. "

" Not really. "

" GAH!! " the clone fell over, then jumped back to his feet, " MY MOO-STACHE! MY FACIAL HAIR! I SHAVED IT OFF! " he

exclaimed, pointing to the spot the mustache had once been.

" ...OH! " Vejitto said suddenly, " Looks great, V.2! "

" Yeah! You look just like Toussan now! Only blander! " Gogeta happily added, " Goodluck with shaving! "

" Bye! " Vejitto waved as they walked off.

V.2. stood there in shock, " ...BLAND?! "

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" No WONDER nobody ever notices me! I blend right into the background with these clothes! " he tossed his baggy pants

to the ground, " I need something bright, and catchy, like Kakarrotto's old orange gi outfit. Something attention-getting,

but not to the point where its completely awkward. " he nodded determindly, then saw something dark and gleaming out of the

corner of his eye. He picked up the box it was contained within, " Ah! PERFECT! "

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" Dodododo, doodoodoo, dododo. " V.2 semi-sang as he walked down the hall in his semi-new outfit; the one he'd

originally borrowed from Vegeta's room years ago before he'd been put back into the tube. Said outfit, which was bought by

Bulma, was too big for Vegeta which is why the ouji himself never wore it. It consisted of a bright red tank-top, sleeveless

leather jacket, and leather pants. V.2. kept his boots on from before.

The clone looked down at his pants, " You know I'm surprised I can even walk in these. " he sweatdropped.

" Hey, V.2.! " Bulma called out from the kitchen, " WOW! You look great! "

V.2 blushed, " Aw, really? "

" Mmm-hmm! " she smiled.

Vejitto held up a sign with a 9.2 on it. Gogeta held up a 9.4 1/2.

V.2 sweatdropped, " Don't you think you're a little late for that? "

The duo flashed Son grins at him, confusing V.2.

The cloned saiyajin blinked, then felt a pair of eyes on him from behind. He looked over his shoulder to see Chi-Chi

studying him and flushed again, " What are you doing? "

" Your pants. Are too tight. " Chi-Chi said, slightly embarassed for him.

" Well, I... " V.2 sputtered, " Well maybe I like them tight! " he let out a ouji-ish snort, then folded his arms and

stubbornly walked off.

" No need for him to be so sensitive about it. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " What was wrong with the pants he had on

before? "

" V.2's old clothes and mustache made him blend too easily into his surroundings. " Vejitto explained.

" Hai, V.2 likes to stand out, just like Toussan! " Gogeta chirped, " That's why he grew the mustache in the first

place! "

" But then he made the mistake of asking Bura's opinion on it. " Bulma explained as the scene faded out

into a flashback...

:::V.2 walked up to Bura, a hankerchief covering his nose and mouth, " Heh-heh. SO! " he whipped the hankerchief off

to reveal the mustache, " What do you think? "

Bura stood there for a moment, gaping in shock with her jaw hanging ajar, " Oh V.2! " she cringed in disgust, " You

look stupid in that mustache! "

" ! " the saiyajin clone froze in place as the sentence chanted in his head.

...stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache! Stupid in that mustache!

V.2. staggered backward, " No...NO....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! " he fell to his knees overdramatically,

then collapsed onto his side with a spotlight ontop of him.

Bura flicked the lights back on, then poked him, " V.2? "

The medium-sized saiyajin opened his eyes in determination, " It is settled. " he sat up, " I must shave... ":::

" It seems it was a great shock to him! " Chi-Chi said, surprised.

" HAHAHA! The poor guy! He was so shocked! " Bulma couldn't help but chuckle, " To be honest, I didn't particularly

care for it either, I couldn't bare to tell him though after he was so proud of himself for growing it. "

" It did look a little odd. " Chi-Chi snickered.

V.2 pouted behind the nearby wall, " Hmph. Bakas. " he snorted and stormed off towards his car.

" Aww, do not feel sad, V.2. " Gogeta said as he and Vejitto appeared hovering nearby, " Not only is your mustache

gone but you no longer look bland! " he grinned.

" Really? " V.2 smiled.

" Mmm-hmm! " the dance fusion nodded.

" Not to mention that mustache can also be spelled "moustache" which is probably the spelling you saw when you first

read the word and be-cause of it you pronounce it the way you do! " Vejitto said happily.

" Wow! Thanks. Hey, you guys wanna come with me to the mall? I'm going to get some shaving supplies and we can stop

to snack. " V.2 opened the door to the garage only to sweatdrop at the sight he saw.

" Hiii! What took you so long? " Bura waved to V.2 from the front passanger's seat.

Vejitto and Gogeta hovered backwards.

" Oh! Are Toussan and Kakarroujo's fusion-babies coming with us? " Bura stared at the fusions, then lit up, " AHH!

We could buy them some new clothes! " she gushed with excitement. Vejitto and Gogeta paled, " They've been wearing the exact

same outfits since they were born! It's about time they get a little more fashionable. " Bura said thoughtfully.

V.2 looked over his shoulder to see the fusions no longer there, " They're smart. "

Bura dashed past the clone and into the hall, " HEY! Jitto-chan and Goggie-chan! Where'd you go! "

V.2 smirked wickedly and tip-toed past her and into the garage. He hopped into his car and turned it on. Bura shot

to attention and whipped around just as V.2 and his car flew out of the driveway.

" HEY!! " Bura exclaimed, bursting into ssj and dashing after him. She made a flying leap and landed in the backseat

of the car, " AH-HAH! "

V.2 twitched, helpless.

" You can't out-drive a super saiyajin, ya know. " Bura nodded, " Even one who can't fly. " she smirked, then noticed

something missing, " V.2! " Bura gasped, " You did it! You got rid of your mustache! GOOD FOR YOU! " the demi-saiyajin

applauded him, " AND you've picked out some stylish clothes to wear today; I'm very proud of you. " she hopped into the front

passanger seat, " Now, TO THE MALL! "

V.2 sighed in defeat, " Ugh... "

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" Mmmmmm...MMMMMMmm... "

" You like that, eh my sweet peasant? "

A figure outside Vegeta's bedroom door sweatdropped.

" Ahhhhh..VeggiesoNICE. " Goku sighed. Vegeta paused from rubbing the larger saiyajin's shoulders to look at the

little relaxation book Bura had bought him.

" These techniques are rather, pleasant. " Vegeta smirked, " Don't you think so, Kakarrotto? " he glanced up only to

see Goku now rubbing the ouji's shoulders and reading the pages over Vegeta's shoulder, " AH! Stop that! " he yelped,

knocking Goku's hands away.

" Doesn't little Veggie want to be relaxed too? " Goku asked, concerned.

" Yes--I mean NO! If I were to allow you to relax me...well that would put me in a very compromising and uke-ish

position; and as you know, Kakarrotto, I am NO uke. " the ouji snorted.

" But Veggie I do not even know WHAT an "uke" is. " Goku pouted.

" And its good you don't. " Vegeta nodded wisely.

" ? " Goku tilted his head.

" Listen. I don't mind being in charge of this situation, infact I, being the saiyajin no ouji, enjoy it. However,

when placed in an uke-ish situation, I tend to... " Vegeta tried to search for the right word.

" Freakout? " Goku offered.

" Well, yes. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " And that is why I would rather just relax you instead. " he smiled.

Goku smiled back at the ouji and wagged his tail, which thumped repeatedly against Vegeta's bed.

" Now lay on your back, I have a foot one. " the ouji motioned to him while holding open another page.

" Haha! " the larger saiyajin laughed and flopped back, kicking his boots off. Vegeta went back to reading, " Hey

Veggie? "

" Yeah? "

" Don't you think that rubbing would be much more e-ffective if you took off your gloves? "

" ... " the ouji stared at him for a moment, " HAH! " he mock-laughed.

Goku blinked.

" Without my protective gloves on I wouldn't be touching your Kaka-body at all. " Vegeta muttered to himself.

Goku shrugged happily and wiggled his toes as the smaller saiyajin started to rub them while glancing back at the

book every couple seconds.

" Heh, I bet Onna doesn't rub you like this, huh Kakay? " Vegeta smirked as he rubbed.

" Heehee. " the larger saiyajin's cheeks flushed pink, " Oh Veggie... "

" Hell--O! " a voice started out cautious then turned into a shocked gasp.

Goku and Vegeta looked up to see Pan staring at them from the doorway with her eyes 5 times wider than usual and her

jaw hanging slightly open.

Vegeta glanced from her to where his hands were on Goku's feet, to the larger, content, blushing saiyajin laying on

his bed, then back to Pan, " Ah...there's-nothing-to-see-here-Chibi-Onna! Really! " he exclaimed as his own face started to

turn bright red while he rapidly waved his hands in the air, " Kakarrotto and I were merely engaging in the purely platonic

act of relaxation through physical rubbing by the use of each other's hands. " Vegeta said, less quickly but still with a

shake in his voice.

" Oh... " she squeaked out, disturbed, " And..Ojichan's on your bed because... "

" What? You don't expect me to keep my favorite peasant on the FLOOR, do you? " the ouji snorted, " Besides, I have

my peasant-repel, my bed'll be fine. "

" Mmmm— " Goku glomped one of Vegeta's pillows.

The ouji twitched and quickly grabbed the pillow out of Goku's arms, " Don't hug that that's where my head goes at

night! "

" :) " he just smiled warmly in reply.

" Ah haha..ha. " the ouji laughed nervously, then tugged on the collar of his black tank-top, " It's ah...getting a

little warm in here. "

" Heehee. "

Vegeta turned to face Pan, " You should leave. " he said bluntly.

" WHA?! But I haven't even told you why I'm here! " the demi-demi-saiyajin gawked.

" GO, Kaka-girl! For my conversation with Kakarrotto is about to reach the level of PG-13. " Vegeta pointed

dramatically towards the exit.

" Really? " Pan's ears perked up at the word "PG-13", " I never get to watch PG-13 stuff! Can I sit and take notes? "

" ... " Vegeta stared at her incrediously for a moment, then a vein bulged on his forehead, " NO! This is NOT a

class! "

" Hn.. " Pan sulked and left the room. Vegeta zipped over to the door, then closed and locked it. The chibi sat

against the front of his door in a stubborn pout. She looked at her watch, " I give him 10 minutes. "

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" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm! " Trunks, in his fake glasses and visually-boggling bright yellow suit, walked happily past

his secretary while carrying a large, long box.

" Wow, you sure seem chipper today, Mr. Briefs. " his secretary said, delighted.

" Why yes, I am. " Trunks said proudly, walking into his office and locking the door behind him. The demi-saiyajin

leaned his back against the door, " Heh-heh... " an evil, Veggie-like grin appeared on his face. He sat the large box on his

table and opened it up to reveal a deflated object with a booklet whose title was the same as the product. Trunks picked up

the booklet, " Ah, hai. Inflata-Trunks. " he whipped out the object and started blowing air into it until it inflated to its

full size; a 3-D, life-sized, inflated Trunks-balloon. The Capsule Corp president carried his balloon-self over to the

window and stood it up so he appeared to be looking out onto the city below, " There. " Trunks stood back to admire his work,

" Just one more thing to make it complete. " he took his fake glasses off and placed them on the balloon, " Perfect! "

Trunks then walked back to where the box was and sent it and the booklet through the large paper-shredder in the

corner of the room. Trunks hit a button on his Saiyaman-ish watch and caused his suit to capsulize ala Saiyaman and

Saiyawoman, revealing a pair of dark blue jeans, sneakers, and a green t-shirt similar to the color of his gi. He opened the

window beside his inflatable counterpart and patted him on the shoulders, " Have a good day at work, Mr. President! " he

grinned, then hopped out of the window and blasted off into the sky, " WOO-HOOO! "

Trunks's secretary knocked on the door, " Mr. Briefs? Mr. Briefs? " she shook the handle to find it locked, then

slammed hard against the door to open it as she'd done several times in the past when Trunks would lock himself in his office

out of pressure. The secretary walked up to inflata-Trunks, " Mr. Briefs could you please sign this? " she tapped him on the

shoulder just as a gust of wind came through the window beside them and sucked inflata-Trunks out of the room like a vaccum

on a piece of string, " AHHHHHHHHH! " the secretary screamed in horror, unaware of Trunks's ability to fly and that who she

had tapped was not even Trunks at all, " MR. BRIEFS! " she cried out, leaning out of the window.

Inflata-Trunks fluttered downward into the busy street only to be hit by an oncoming tow-truck, buzz around the air

deflating, and land ontop of a nearby fire-hydrent.

" ... " the secretary's bottom left eyelid twitched in disbelief, " Mr...Bri-- " she wobbled back and fainted,

hitting the floor with a thump.

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" Pleeeeeease? "

" NO, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grumbled, frustrated.

" Aw come on Veggie, I bet you'd REALLY ENJOY being given a rub-down. " the larger saiyajin teased.

" Absolutely not! Don't you know what would happen if I started to physically enjoy something you physically provided

me with? " Vegeta demanded.

" ...no? " Goku blinked.

" That would be platonic-ukeness, Kakarrotto! I refuse to slip into any situation which I might be deemed an uke,

platonic or not. " Vegeta said while he continued to rub the larger saiyajin's tail. Bibishii sighed contently at the

feeling.

" Can I come in now? "

Vegeta sighed, " NO Chibi-Onna, I'm busy with Kakarrotto's needs right now. I'm sure you can find someone else to

help you with yours. "

" Veggie makes me feel warm inside. " Goku chirped.

" Indeed. " the ouji smirked, then paused, " But uh, a "platonic" warmth, right? "

" ... " ▫

" RIGHT? " Vegeta shifted around uneasily.

" Oh-kay! " Goku smiled.

" Good. " the ouji nodded, and continued his rubbing.

" Come ON! What are you two doing in there, making out?! "

Instantly Vegeta was at the now-open door's doorway, bright red and clenching his fist in anger, " CHIBI-ONNA! HOW

DARE YOU INSINUATE SUCH A THING! " he exclaimed, embarassed.

" Mwahaha! I knew that'd get you to open the door! " the demi-demi-saiyajin laughed in an uncannily-Chi-Chi-like way

as she cheerfully walked past Vegeta and up to where Goku sat on the bed.

" You're slipping back into Onna-land. I advise against it, you know. " Vegeta warned her.

" Ojichan? May I ask you a question? " Pan said.

" Sure! "

" Would you mind teaching me how to remain in ssj for MORE than 3 minutes at a time? " she asked.

" Ahh, mind-clearing. Sure Panny! " Goku nodded, then grinned, " That would require a gi! "

" I advise against wearing gi's too; they drain your mind into a puddle of warm gushy kaka-mush. " Vegeta added.

Pan sweatdropped at him, " You're just making that up! "

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" ....I can't feel my cerebellum. " Pan said in a daze as she sat indian-style on the living room floor wearing an

orange gi with maroon t-shirt underneath.

" Heh, on second thought, let's keep her here for a while. " Vegeta smirked as he hovered through the upper part of

the living room, " It'll allow us to continue upstairs uninterrupted. " he glanced over at Goku.

" Continue WHAT upstairs, uninterrupted? "

The ouji grinned maliciously and turned to see Chi-Chi standing behind the couch, " Oh, nothing you need to worry

about, Onna. Just a few relaxation techniques I'm practicing on Kakay. "

" Veggie's good at massaging, Chi-chan! " Goku gushed.

" "Massaging"?! YOU WERE LETTING HIM RUB YOUR BODY WITH HIS FILTHY OUJI-HANDS! " Chi-Chi gasped, " GOKU-SAN HOW

COULD YOU! " she snapped at him.

The larger saiyajin looked down at the floor, " Sorry Chi-chan. "

" That wasn't very nice, Onna. Kakay enjoys being rubbed. He found it very...pleasurable. " Vegeta taunted her.

" Ohh.. " Goku looked away, his cheeks starting to flush.

Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him.

" Yup, such a sweet Kaka-muffin, my peasant. How he lavishes the physical pleasure my mere touch brings him. " the

ouji smirked.

" ... " Goku was now plopped on the floor next to the couch and hiding his eyes with his bangs as he nervously

traced a little circle in the floor carpeting with his finger.

Chi-Chi sent a death-glare at Vegeta, then whipped out a kitchen utencil, " DIE OUJI! "

Goku looked up, " EEP! VEGGIEKNIFE! "

Chi-Chi lept over the couch only to trip over Pan and send the huge carving knife flying into the front door where it

stuck halfway in.

" ... " Goku, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi stared at the door in silence.

" That poor door. " Vegeta finally said, " Wasn't very nice of you, Onna! " he grinned at her.

Chi-Chi sat up, " Ooh, well...you shouldn't be saying such disgusting, explicit-sounding things! " she sputtered in

fury.

" I wasn't saying anything explicit, Onna. " Vegeta chuckled, " I was merely stating that Kakarrotto enjoys it when

I massage his weary Kaka-back, among other limbs. "

" Yeah well you didn't have to lemon-coat it. " Chi-Chi snorted.

" Heh-heh—! " the ouji smiled evilly at her.

Chi-Chi looked over at what she had tripped on, " Pan?! "

" She's off in Kaka-land right now. " Vegeta motioned to the gi, " Wanted to know how to stay in ssj for an actual

length of time. Kakarrotto prescribed some gi-wearing meditation. "

" A gi allows all your ki to flow to equal parts of the body, thus loosening both the blood and ki flow and helping

you last longer in battle than had you worn something tight! " Goku explained.

" Huh. Is that so? " Chi-Chi said, intregued.

" However too much gi-use too fast and too sudden could cause a temp-por-ary daze as seen here with Panny. " Goku

motioned to Pan, who was staring off into space.

" She will snap out of that, right? " Chi-Chi asked flatly.

" ...I am sure of it! " Goku smiled.

" Hmm.. " Bulma carried inflata-Trunks in her arms up to the front door, " Looks like he ditched work again. " she

sighed, then reached for the door only to see the tip of the large butcher knife, " ACK!? " Bulma jumped back. She adjusted

her glasses, which, unlike Trunks's, were real. Bulma slowly walked around the knife and opened the door, " Hey guys, what's

with the kni-- " she looked out at the scene before her; Chi-Chi desperately trying to snap Pan out of her near-hypnotic

state, Vegeta hovering aimlessly about through the air with a content little smile on his face, and Goku watching Vegeta with

a small blushline over his nose, " --fe. "

Vegeta flew over to her and stared at the object in her arms, disturbed, " What's that? "

" Inflata-Trunks. " Bulma said flatly.

Vegeta tugged on inflata-Trunks's deflated arm, " Never heard of it. "

" You know I was wondering why Trunks wanted to invent such a thing a couple of weeks ago. " Bulma sighed, " He used

it to fool people into thinking he was still in his office while he blew off work. Again. "

" Why don't you just demote him back to Vice President and re-take control of Capsule Corp yourself? " the ouji

offered.

" I can't do that! " Bulma gasped, " Vegeta do you know how much work is involved in being the Capsule Corp

President?! "

" ..no. "

" Oh yeah...well, do you know how old I am?! "

" 56. " Vegeta replied.

" EXACTLY! "

" ... " he stared at her blankly, " So? I'm 57. "

" Yes, but you look like you're 22! " Bulma exclaimed, " 56 is middle-age for a human, Vegeta! "

" I think I'm beginning to notice the difference in our lifespans... " the ouji rubbed his chin.

Bulma sighed, " Ya think? "

" But...you're gonna be around for a long time, right? 110, 120? "

" Vegeta I'll be lucky if I make it to 100! " Bulma folded her arms, " Very few people do. We don't live for 500

years like you saiyajins! "

Vegeta landed on the ground, depressed by this news, " Oh. " he gave her a hug, " I hope you get lucky. " he

whispered.

Bulma smiled back at him, touched, " Aww, Vegeta.. "

" Will you stop trying to mushy yourself out of what you did and tell me how to snap my grandchild out of this! "

Chi-Chi shouted from a few feet away.

" Bucket'a water'll do it. " Vegeta said, still hugging Bulma.

" I'll go get the water! " Goku happily dashed out of the room.

" HURRY! " Chi-Chi called after him.

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Downtown West City...

" ▫KA-BOOM▫! " an eruption exploded out of the West City bank, tossing residents nearby several feet back.

" What was that?! " one of them gasped.

" The bank's being robbed! " another exclaimed in fright.

A large man walked past the other civilians.

" Hey! Don't go in there! Its dangerous! " a third civilian yelled at the man, then snorted when he ignored him and

entered the building just as the three robbers were getting ready to leave.

" Heh-heh! " the head robber snickered, then ran right into the huge man. He backed up, " Who are you?! "

The man grabbed him by the robber by the collar and lifted him up, " Where are the saiyajin? " Bebi demanded.

" S--saiyajin? I don't get it! "

Bebi chucked him to the ground.

" OOF! "

" Niichan! " the second robber exclaimed.

Bebi turned around and left the building. He glanced over it and his eyes glew red, a second later the entire

building exploded and more people ran off screaming. Bebi continued to walk off.

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Seven blocks away...

" Huh. Huh. Huh. " Goten watched the cars zoom by as he stood at the crosswalk. The two ice-cream-cones he held; one

in each hand; were beginning to melt. An idea hit him and Goten grinned. He hovered upward and flew over the cars to land

on the other side of the street where Parisu waited on a bench.

" Haha! " she applauded him while Goten took a small bow just large enough to keep the ice-cream from falling while

he did so, " You HAVE to teach me how to do that, Goten. I'd love to be able to fly! "

Goten handed her her vanilla ice-cream cone, " It's not that hard, but it takes 4 or 5 lessons before you can zip

around like that. I mean, I got it on my first try but that's just cuz I'm a part saiyajin. " he took a lick of his chocolate

ice-cream.

" Ohhhh! " Parisu said, enlightened, " So you have better reflexes because of it. And your tail! " she grinned,

poking the spot under Goten's shirt where his tail was wrapped around. Goten let his tail swing free. Chibiko wafted around

in the air, " That is SO cool. " she took another lick of her ice-cream.

" Aww, thanks. " Goten blushed.

Parisu blushed back.

" ▫KA-BOOOOOOM▫!! " a gigantic explosion erupted in the background, nearly knocking the couple off the bench.

" What was THAT?! " Goten gasped, confused.

" A festival! " Parisu chirped.

She and Goten looked over in the explosion's direction to see a huge layer of smoke rising up into the air.

" ...a, festival of smog? " she smiled cheesily, then sweatdropped, embarassed, " No, I guess not. "

" Something's wrong. " Goten stood up, " We should go check it out. "

" Oh-kay! " Parisu hopped to her feet.

" KINTO'UN! " Goten called out. The little yellow cloud came rushing up to them, " Here, since you can't fly, you can

ride Kinto'un to keep up with me. "

" Ahh! I've read about these somewhere! " Parisu poked Kinto'un, " They're supposed to only allow people with good

intentions to ride them. "

" Mmm-hmm! " Goten nodded, " I'm sure Kinto'un'll let you on. "

Parisu stood up on the bench, then made a small jump onto the cloud and didn't fall through, " Hey! This is fun! "

" Hold on tight! " Goten warned her, then flew off, " Follow me, Kinto'un! "

Kinto'un blasted off after him.

" Whoa! " Parisu gripped the cloud tightly with one arm while holding her ice-cream cone in the other, " You're not

kidding! "

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" ▫POW▫! " Bebi punched the fist of the man he was possessing through a nearby window, destroying it and the entire

display behind it.

" ▫Gasp▫! " Civilians gasped and passersby stopped to gawk at him.

" STOP! " a familiar voice cried out from the top of a tall, nearby building.

Bebi and the pedestrians looked up to see Hercule standing on the ledge, his semi-bald head gleaming from the sun and

his cape hovering behind him.

" That voice... " one of the citizens whipped out a pair of binoculars, " It's HERCULE! "

" How dare you wreak havok in the peaceful metropolis of West City! For that you shall be severely punished by none

other than I, HERCULE! "

" HERCULE! HERCULE! HERCULE! " the civilians chanted. Hercule lept heroically off the top of the building only to

twist the bottom of his leg on the ground and sprain his ankle, " AAAAAAAAAARGH! " he grabbed his foot in pain, bouncing

around on the other leg, " OW OW OW OW OW---ah... " Hercule paused to look at the others, who were all now staring lamely at

him, ::Uh-oh. I'm losing 'um!:: Hercule panicked, then let go of his foot and stood back on it, though leaning most of his

weight into his unhurt leg, " HA! You think a simple punch like that can hurt ME? "

" He punched him? " one man whispered to his wife, who blinked.

" I, think so.. "

" It was so fast " a third person said.

" Looked like he just twisted his ankle to me. " the fourth muttered, causing Hercule to falter.

" Anyway, being the merciful Budoukai Champ that I am, I, HERCULE, shall give you one chance to leave peacefully and

never disturb this city again! " he boasted.

Bebi sweatdropped, then narrowed his eyes at Hercule, " Are you a saiyajin? "

" Me? " Hercule gawked at him, " HAHAHAHA! You think I would've sprained my ankle if I was? " he whispered to him.

" I suppose not. " Bebi's eyes glew red and a huge wind began to pick up. Hercule worriedly backed away just as the

scenery behind him exploded.

" Another one! " Parisu gasped as she, on Kinto'un, and Goten flew towards the scene.

::This is bad...really bad:: Goten narrowed his eyes, then landed nearby where the toystore had been and where a

crater remained; Hercule climbing out of said crater. Parisu hopped off Kinto'un and the little cloud sped off.

" Go away. " Bebi snarled at Hercule, who froze, then backed up and climbed out the opposite side of the crater only

to come face-to-face with Goten.

" Hercule! Hello! " Goten chirped.

" Uh... " Hercule blinked.

" You know this guy? " Parisu pointed to Hercule.

" Sure, he's my brother's wife's father! " Goten nodded.

" Ahhh! " Parisu said, enlightened.

Hercule stared at them both, equally confused.

" Hercule what happened here? " Goten asked him, then laughed, " Hey! You're still wearing that old cape! It must be

like 20 years OLD by now! Such an antique. " he played with the tips of it.

" Uh, weren't you about to ask me something important? " Hercule sweatdropped.

" Hm? OH! " Goten remembered, " Who caused that huge crater and the explosions. "

Hercule gulped, " That guy, actually. " he pointed to the tall blonde man in the business-suit who Bebi was currently

possessing, " But everything's oh-kay now. " Hercule nodded confidently, " My apprentice can take care of you! " he pointed

at Bebi, " ATTACK HIM! "

" Yeah, that's right! Let the kid do all the dangerous stuff, right? You're getting pretty old. Say, where is the

poor guy? " Goten excitedly looked about the crowd.

" Heh-heh. " Hercule winked a heart at him.

" ...EEEEW! " Goten disgustedly jumped back several feet, " Imprettysurewhatyoudidjustnowwasillegal!! " he rapidly

waved his arms in the air, " Wait.....ME? I'M the "poor guy"?! "

" Well... " Hercule laughed nervously.

Goten zipped back over to where he once stood, " No way! I am not going to lie for you I never trained under you at

all! My Kaasan and niichan taught me martial arts! " Chibiko's fur stood on end.

" Hey, are you Son Goku! " one of the citizens gasped.

Goten looked over at her.

" I mean, your hair's grown longer, but... "

" Haha! Oh no he's my Toussan. I'm Son GOTEN. " the demi-saiyajin laughed.

" OH. "

" Come ON Goten! You gotta help me! This guy, he blows stuff up with his eyes, man! " Hercule pleaded.

" Eyes? " Goten blinked, then glanced over to see Parisu staring at the man curiously. Bebi's eyes began to glow,

" AHHHHHH! PARISU-CHAN! " Goten yelped. He lept at the man and jump-kicked him several feet into the distance, then landed

infront of Parisu. Goten turned to face her, " Are you oh-kay? " he gushed, worried.

" Oh sure, I'm fine. " Parisu smiled, " He asked me something about a saiyajin, Bee-ge-tow? I told him I've never met

anyone named that before. " she shook her head.

" Bejito... " Goten thought outloud, " You sure he said Bejito, and not Vejitto? "

" Umm-mmm. Vejitto's your half-brother, right. "

" Yeah... " Goten looked around, very perturbed, ::Why would anyone be looking for Veggie-san's toussan? He's dead::

A random citizen's eyes glew red. The tanned, green-haired man stepped forward and attacked Goten, who dodged and

punched the man in the gut.

" Who are you? Are you with him? " Goten demanded.

" YAAAAH!! " a red-eyed man in a business suit came at Goten from behind. He dropped the 2nd man and bounced onto his

hands, landing a swinging kick to the 3rd man's side and sending him to the ground as well.

" What's happening to all these people? MAN! I wish Trunks was here! " Goten pouted, then gasped as the two people

he'd just knocked unconsious stood up, along with the first. They ran at him andd Parisu, who struck a beginner's defensive

pose, " One moment please! " Goten said happily, then picked up Parisu and tossed her into the air. Goten landed punches to

the men, knocking them out a second time and catching Parisu a moment later. Parisu shook her head, bewildered. She smiled at

Goten.

" My HERO! " she mock-announced, then glomped him.

" Aww, hahaha.. " Goten blushed with embarassment.

" ▫WHEE-OOO▫ ▫WHEE-OOO▫ ▫WHEE-OOO▫! " police cars arrived and policemen jumped out, tying up the three attackers

while Goten sat Parisu back upright.

" That was convenient. " Parisu watched as the three men were loaded into the car.

Hercule walked up to the cars and started to tell the police of his heroic efforts.

" Let this be a lesson to you! " Hercule boastfully laughed at the unconsious attackers, " This is a message to all

who dare to attack this fair city! Let it be known that Earth is safe under the watchful eye of HERCULE! OH YEAH! "

" Why is he taking credit for what all those people know you just did? " Parisu cocked an eyebrow, confused.

" Hercule...does that sometimes. " Goten laughed nervously, " Like with Cell....and Buu... "

" Oh...alright. " she scratched her head.

" Anyway, we don't need all that attention. Let's go get some cheeseburgers. " Goten lightened up.

" YEAH! " Parisu pumped her fist in the air.

" ! " Goten stopped in mid-step, then turned his head only to be punched in the face by a man with half-broken

sunglasses, the broken lens revealing a glowing red eye, " OOF! " the demi-saiyajin stumbled back, then struck a defensive

pose, " Attacking from behind. That's very rude. "

" What's with all these people today? " Parisu struck a pose as well, cautious, " A virus? "

" Possibly. " Goten nodded.

" HAHAHAHAHA--AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! " the man started to laugh before suddenly collapsing in pain, " AARGHH! " he

grabbed his head, twitching in spasms. His eyes glew brighter and his back suddenly burst into a yellow glow. Suddenly a form

burst from out of the man's back.

" You're a saiyajin, are you not. " Bebi smirked at Goten.

" Haha..hahahahaha..he..he came out of that guy's, back, haha... " Parisu's bottom left eyelid twitched while she

lightly laughed in nervous hysterics only to fall backwards and black out once she hit the ground.

" PARISU! " Goten gasped. Hercule rushed over to them, partly limping, and picked the unconscious girl up.

" Hey Goten what happ--HOLY! " Hercule gawked at Bebi standing over the man sprawled on in the middle of the street,

" What the heck IS that?! "

" I don't know! " Goten exclaimed, " Just hurry and get Parisu out of here as fast as you can! "

Hercule glanced down at his sprained ankle, " Uh...I'll try. " he nodded determindly and zipped off.

" You're Son Goku's son, are you? " Bebi chuckled, amused, " Yes, the resemblance is uncanny. You look

almost-completely alike. "

" Why thank you. " Goten boastfully nodded.

" Intriguing. I'll seize your body and use it to kill your father. You'll make for some wonderful dramatic irony. "

Bebi laughed.

Goten narrowed his eyes at him, " KAIO-KEN! " a red aura surrounded him.

Bebi held his arm out, then let loose an immense amount of ki. Goten gasped as the explosion launched a huge smoke

cloud and themselves up into the air. Goten coughed and looked around. The entire outer-half of West City was now destoryed.

" NO! All those people! " Goten clenched his fists in anger, " MURDERER! " he yelled at Bebi.

" Yes, very similar. " Bebi nodded thoughtfully.

" Hnn.. " Goten stared him down, then smirked, " You seem pretty tough. I give you four stars--no, four and a half.

However you're nothing I can't handle. "

" Stars--what? " Bebi cocked an eyebrow, confused.

" ▫BRING▫BRING▫! " Goten's cellphone rang. He picked the little yellow flip-phone out of his pocket, " Hi, this is

Goten. I can't come to phone right now, but please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I-- "

" --GOTEN! Are you alright?! "

Goten froze in place, " Parisu-chan? Don't worry I'm alright. He just caught me off-guard. It's not a problem. I'll

get rid of him fast, oh-kay? "

Bebi fumed at this, then angrily blasted off into the sky to make a semi-circle around Goten.

" Goten listen! The bad guy--he's coming right up from behind you! "

" ▫beep▫beep▫beep▫beep▫ "

Parisu blinked at the phone, then tilted her head, " Goten? " she shook the phone.

::Saiyajin power. He radiates with the same type of saiyajin power as Son Goku:: Bebi flew at Goten's back. Goten

whipped around and elbowed Bebi in the back of the neck, sending him spiralling down into the wreckage below.

" I doubt my Toussan could lose to you. " Goten called out, then took his phone off hold.

" Goten! That was so cool! " Parisu exclaimed on the phone. Goten beamed.

Hercule swiped her phone in the middle of talking. Parisu sweatdropped, " Well done, Goten! You're my best student! "

Goten twitched, and held the phone away from him, " Uh-huh. " he sighed tiredly.

" ▫POW▫! " small blips of ki shot up from where Bebi had landed, one of them cutting Goten's gi and arm.

" OW! " Goten grabbed his arm in pain.

Parisu snatched her phone back from Hercule, " Goten what happened? "

" Ah, I'm oh-kay, just a little scratch. Just watch, I'll call you back. " Goten laughed nervously as he looked at

it, then sent a death-glare in Bebi's direction, " You...HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD INFRONT OF PARISU! " he burst into

ssj.

Parisu's eyes widened in awe at the glowing gold aura, " Ooooooh. It's so beautiful! " she clasped her hands

together.

" What? I've seen that plenty of times before. " Hercule scratched his head, " You haven't seen a super saiyajin? "

" When Goten was a chibi, but not like THIS. " she murmured, then went back to staring.

::Good, good. Bring out your saiyajin power:: Bebi snickered as he hid underneath the wreakage. He froze when Goten

spotted him and sent a blast downward. Bebi flew out of the way, then into a nearby building.

::He's not very strong...but he makes up for it in speed:: Goten noted to himself, sensing Bebi's ki inside the

building.

Bebi flew out through a window and hovered there, " Is THAT the extent of your power? "

::I'll blow him away in one shot!:: Goten put his palms against each other, " KA....MEH....HAAAA...MEHHHH.. "

::Excellent. The saiyajin body's most vulnerable when maximum force is used. That is also my chance to take over:: he

grinned.

" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " Goten let loose the kamehameha, knocking Bebi upwards into the sky.

Bebi quickly shifted into liquid form and flew down through the eye of the kamehameha and into Goten's cut.

Goten gasped the moment the liquid entered and dropped his hold on the kamehameha, which flew off into the sky, " AH,

AHHHHHHHH! " his arm shook as he grabbed it in pain. Bebi fully entered the cut and instantly Goten's world went dark.

Bebi opened Goten's eyes and chuckled, " Heh-heh-heh. That was too easy. I can feel it now. The raw saiyajin power

that destoryed my homeplanet is now mine for the taking! " he laughed maniacally and landed on the ground, then powered down

to normal.

" GOTEN! You're oh-kay! " Parisu ran up to him and glomped him tightly, " OH! Your arm! " she gasped, then pulled out

a hankerchief and tied it around the wound while Hercule surveyed the area.

" Where'd that little space-alien guy go? " he scratched his head, " I mean, I'm not doubting you or anything, Goten,

but, well I've never seen any of you beat a super-villain THAT QUICKLY. "

::I couldn't completely read Trunks's thoughts, but I can with Goten. I see, no wonder he was easy to defeat. Goten

is rusty on his training. He just started up on a regular routine just four months ago. His girlfriend over there is only a

beginner. That makes her no threat to me. Now where are the saiyajins...:: Bebi searched Goten's memories for it, ::Ah! Right

here in WestCity. Splendid. Is Bejito among them?.......DEAD?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR HALF A CENTURY! HOW am I

supposed to inact my cold-hearted revenge upon a saiyajin who's already died!:: Bebi complained, ::...but, his son is alive

, I met him in space with Son Goku. Very well then. If I cannot destory Bejito Oujisama, I'll go for the next-best thing,

his only child, Vegeta.:: " MWAHAHAHAHAHA! "

" Goten? " Parisu said uneasily.

Bebi tore off the hankerchief and dropped it on her head, " Goten's not here. But don't worry, you'll be joining him

shortly. "

Parisu gasped. The voice that had come out of Goten's mouth was, " HE HAS GOTEN'S BODY!! " she pointed to him.

" WHAT?! " Hercule freaked out.

" HAHAHAHA! Wow are you two swift. " Bebi snickered, " However you're both merely humans, and neither of you is

strong enough to defeat me in this body. I have bigger things to be concerned with, like Vegeta. " Bebi looked over his

shoulder at them, " He's the one who's body I REALLY want. " Bebi hovered upward, " Feel free to try and stop me, but don't

be surprised if you find yourself dead a second later. " and with that he blasted off.

" Vegeta... " Hercule trailed off.

" I know who he is! I saw him this morning. " Parisu said, " Is he strong? "

" Well, he's a lot stronger than Goten. I'd say he ranks the 2nd strongest person in the universe next to Goku. "

Hercule nodded, then blinked to see Parisu no longer there but running after Bebi in the direction he was headed.

" ERR, you give Goten his body back RIGHT NOW! " Parisu jumped up, yanked her right boot off, and chucked it at Bebi,

hitting him in the head.

" EEP! " Hercule froze in place and backed up.

Bebi hovered there in the air, then looked over Goten's shoulder and smirked, " Don't worry Parisu. Bebi-sama's got

everything under control. " Goten smiled.

" ... " Parisu stared at him, bug-eyed, " Ah... "

" ▫FWOOSH▫! " Goten powered up and flew off in the direction of Capsule Corp.

" Goten.. " Parisu frowned, then frantically looked around, " I've got to get to Capsule Corp before him and warn

his parents! " she took her other high-heeled boot off, " Of course I can't run in these. " Parisu turned to Hercule, who was

still about 7 feet away from her, " Hey! Goten's brother's wife's father! Could you watch my boots for me! "

" Uh..sure. " Hercule walked up to the boots and picked each of them up.

" Thanks! " Parisu gave him a thumbs-up, then went running.

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" ....! " Piccolo opened one eye as he meditated before a waterful, " An evil ki...with Goten's aura? " he opened

both eyes, disturbed, " Something's wrong. " he got up, then flew off to the lookout, but not without glancing over his

shoulder in the direction of the ki for a moment, " Very wrong. " he turned back and flew off.

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" ... " Pan sat at the table, soaking wet as she stared at the the other people sitting down with her; Goku happily

holding the now-empty bucket of water he had dunked her with, Vegeta sitting back in his seat with a smug I-told-you-so

expression on his face, and Vejitto and Gogeta wearing scuba gear, " YOU CONFUSE ME! " she stood up, clutching either side of

her head and stomping off, " ALL OF YOU! "

" Chibi-Onna. " Vegeta muttered.

" And I liked "Kaka-girl" better as a nickname I'll have you know. " she poked her head out from around the corner

of the hallway.

" I like Kaka-girl better too, but I haven't seen much of her lately. " Vegeta shrugged.

" ... " Pan blinked at him, then shook her head, " Urrgh... "

" ▫TICK▫TOCK▫TICK▫TOCK▫TICK▫TOCK▫ " the sound of many clocks ticking in the same place at once emanated from the

living room.

" AAAAIIE! WHERE IS HE! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, pushing the many clocks out of the way, " He's late!.. " she spotted a

particular clock and picked it up, " And what the heck is THIS!? " Chi-Chi said, agast at the clock which consisted of a

miniture golden Vegeta holding up an orange genki-dama with the hour and minute handles on the front of the attack; the

entire scene incased in a rounded glass.

" Like it? " a voice said beside her, amused. Chi-Chi looked over to see Vegeta standing there, grinning, " I made it

as a coming-home present for Kakay once he returned from training Uubu, but, as you know, we got a little sidetracked. "

" Goku-san doesn't need your Ouji by-products! " Chi-Chi huffed only to have Vegeta take the Vegeta-clock out of her

hands.

" Isn't it lovely, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grinned as he held out the clock.

Goku gasped, " Oh Veggie it is beautiful! " he gushed, taking the clock from the ouji, " And its even got a little

Veggie-statue inside! I shall treasure it always. " Goku smiled warmly at him.

" I'm sure you will. " Vegeta smiled back.

Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed, " Curse you Ouji. " she walked over to the window and looked out, " Hurry up Goten. It's

4:30pm!! You were supposed to be back an HOUR ago! "

" Goten'll be fine. He's not a child anymore. " Bulma sweatdropped.

" Hai, like Kakarrotto here. " Vegeta happily pointed to Goku.

" I am a full-grown a-dult and proud of it, Veggie! " Goku puffed out his chest.

" You're mocking me, aren't you Ouji. " Chi-Chi said flatly.

Vegeta smirked, " Perhaps. "

" ▫Bring▫bring▫. " Bulma looked over to see her lavender cordless phone ringing. She picked it up, " Hi! Capsule Corp

, Bulma speaking. How may I help you?...uh-huh...oh! A visitor in the lobby? Oh-kay, just a sec. " she covered the phone with

her hand, " Chi-Chi? " Bulma looked up only to see Chi-Chi no longer by the window and instead a dust-cloud in her wake,

" Chi-Chi? "

" Oh! Chi-chan is so very fast today. " Goku said in aww.

" Onna just ran careening out of the room. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together in malicious delight, " Come my sons

and Kakarrotto, let's go watch! "

" HOORAY! " Vejitto cheered and the four of them jogged out of the room, " GO MOMMY! "

Bulma sweatdropped, " ? "

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" GOTEN GOTEN GOTEN GOTEN GOTEN! " Chi-Chi shouted as she ran down the first flight of stairs, then whipped around

and ran down the second flight to the first floor, " GOTEN GOTEN GOTEN GOTEN. " she chanted in such a hurry that she failed

to notice the small yellow "Wet Floor" sign next to the lobby desk. What Chi-Chi did notice was a silhouette that looked like

Goten only for it to come into view to be Gohan, " Hu---WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA! " Chi-Chi slipped and barreled through an entire

waiting room, knocking over 8 chairs, a small floor-desk, a trashcan and a lamp causing a huge uproar of an explosion while

Gohan and Videl stood there in shock. The dust cleared to reveal Chi-Chi had landed hard on her knees and elbows.

" Kaasan? " Gohan gawked.

" Ugh... " Chi-Chi sat up.

" ▫clap▫clap▫clap▫clap▫clap▫. "

Chi-Chi looked over to see Vegeta and Gogeta applauding the display. Vejitto was trying his best to stop from

giggling at her. Goku was staring at her, worried and confused, " You liked that, did ya. " she muttered dryly at Vegeta and

the fusions.

" Haha, you must be very healthy to survive that without any major broken bones. " Vejitto nodded. Chi-Chi staggered

to her feet.

" Kaasan let me help you! " Gohan rushed over to her and held her arm.

" Stupid Ouji. I bet you came down here to see me embarass myself, didn't you! " Chi-Chi pointed accusingly at him.

Vegeta grinned, " At least you didn't kill yourself on that floor. "

Goku picked up the "Wet Floor" sign, " You should read warning labels be-fore continuing further, Chi-chan. "

Chi-Chi sighed.

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" Sorry for not calling! " Gohan said as he entered the room Chi-Chi hand run out of just a few minutes ago.

" Oh! Gohan! And Videl! Hi guys! " Bulma smiled as they entered. Goku helped Chi-Chi to a nearby couch while Gohan

set down his briefcase and adjusted his thick glasses.

" Those are real, right? " Vegeta poked them.

" YES. " Gohan sweatdropped.

" I'm just saying, cuz it seems like everyone's eyes have been going lately. You, Bulma, Trunks--well, Trunks doesn't

really count because his glasses are fake and he wears them just to look "wise and all-knowing"... "

" Anyway... " Gohan nervously turned back to Bulma, " Sorry 'bout that. "

" Gohan you don't need to call in order to come visit. " Bulma chuckled.

" Speaking of calls, that's why we're here. Toussan called me saying something happened to Goten and Parisu ran off

to find him. " Videl explained.

" AHHHHHHHH! " Chi-Chi let out a cry of horror, " GOTEN'S HURT?! " she lept to her feet.

" It's nothing serious. " Videl dried her hands off with a paper-towel.

Chi-Chi made a fist at the demi-saiyajin, " Gohan you go find your brother and pick him up right now! "

" Kaasan, maybe we should wait and see if he calls first. " Gohan put his hands on her shoulders, " Wait, did you

get shorter?! "

Chi-Chi folded her arms, " Some people happen to lose a few inches as they get older. Its part of the natural aging

process! " she snorted, then glanced over to see Vegeta standing next to her with a measuring tape, " AND DON'T YOU DARE

MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT AGAINST MINE! "

" Heh-heh.. " Vegeta chuckled and walked off.

" I hope Goten's oh-kay. He was just starting to be fun to be around again. " Vejitto nodded.

" Hai! Without his cell-phone obsession, half-niichan is lots of fun! " Gogeta agreed.

" Bulma do you mind if I put my things down? " Gohan motioned to his briefcase.

" Sure, you can leave it in my room if you like. " Bulma nodded.

" Thanks! " Gohan gave her a thumbs-up and left the room, closing the door behind him.

" I don't feel right leaving him to call us! " Chi-Chi worriedly walked over to the door, " We can't just leave him!"

" ▫KA-POW▫! "the door swung open and slammed open and smacked Chi-Chi in the back of the head.

" AHHHHHH! " she shouted in pain, nearly falling over, " Err... "

" Second time today, huh Onna? You should be more careful at your advanced age, you know. " Vegeta grinned.

" OOOH! " Chi-Chi fumed at him, then swung her fist at the ouji only to have him grab Goku and the fusions and jump

behind a nearby couch. Vegeta poked his head above the couch and grabbed a pillow. Chi-Chi grabbed a lamp and the two stared

each other down.

" Goten. " Chi-Chi heard Bulma say. She instantly dropped the lamp and then glanced back at Vegeta for a second, who

had ducked behind the couch. She brushed it off and peered behind the door to see her youngest son, then gave him a hug.

" GOTEN! You're here! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, laughing.

Bebi looked down at Chi-Chi, ::So this is what he calls a monster::

Chi-Chi opened her eyes, then gasped, " Your arm! Such a big cut! Are you oh-kay? "

" Get off! " Bebi snapped and pushed her away.

" ... " the four saiyajin behind the couch froze in place. Vegeta narrowed his eyes in suspicion but stayed behind

the couch.

" Well...if you, say its oh-kay.. " Chi-Chi watched him, more than a little surprised.

" Vegeta Oujisama. " Bebi said, " Where the hell is Vegeta!? "

Chi-Chi slapped him hard, sending Bebi flying past the countertop and knocking over vases, a clock, and three of

Bulma's family photos, one of Vegeta and Bura, one of Goku glomping Vegeta with the fusions grinning in the background, and

one of the entire Briefs family before slamming into the wall. Vegeta's photo fell off the wall and onto the counter.

" What.. " Bebi grabbed his now-bruised cheek.

" Watch your mouth! " Chi-Chi pointed angrily at him, " HOW DARE YOU WALK IN HERE CURSING AND ACTING BOSSY LIKE

THAT! And what happened to "Veggie-san"?! Isn't that what you call the Ouji! "

" Did Veggie do something bad to Goten to make him so mad? " Goku whispered to the smaller saiyajin beside him.

" I don't think so...not recently anyway. " Vegeta folded his arms, confused.

Bebi stared at Chi-Chi incrediously, ::What is this? According to Goten's memory, his mother's not physically the

strongest, but she has the most control over everyone except Vegeta. Maybe she has hidden powers....yes. She'll make an

excellent addition to the tsufurujin.:: he smirked.

" Well? Did you hear me? " Chi-Chi poked Bebi in the head, annoyed.

Bebi narrowed his eyes, ::I'll follow the ways of these people until Vegeta shows up:: " Where the hell is

Veggie-san? " he asked.

A vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead. She walked up to him and slapped him back and forth three times in a row, " NO

CURSING! "Where is 'Veggie-san'?" SAY IT or you won't get an answer from me! " she slapped him a fourth time.

Bebi's bottom right eyelid twitched in frustration, " WHERE IS VEGGIE-SAN!! " he blurted out.

" Uh... " Chi-Chi paused. she glanced over at the couch, then walked to it and peeked behind to see all four saiyajin

no longer there. She glanced over at Videl, who shrugged and glanced over at Bulma.

" He's not here right now. Anyway, he never tells me where he's going. " Bulma shrugged.

" WAHH! " Chi-Chi, Goten, and Videl all fell over.

" DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE DANGEROUS! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.

" Well, I trust Vegeta. "

" Well, I don't! " Chi-Chi retorted.

Bebi growled, ::Not HERE? How will I find him?::

" Ototochan! You're back. " Gohan smiled, coming back into the room.

Bebi thought to himself, ::Gohan, Goten's older brother. I can tell that his power is greater than Goten's. I should

take over his body before I get Vegeta's::

Gohan blinked at Goten, who stood there staring, " Is there something wrong with him? "

" I think so. He's been cursing and staring for entire gaps of time without taking in anything that I say. " Chi-Chi

whispered to Gohan.

" What's wrong Goten? Something on my face? " Gohan smiled at him.

Bebi swung Goten's arm and punched Gohan in the gut, knocking his glasses off his face.

" ▫ACK▫! " Gohan choked out, " Wha--what was THAT for? "

" Why didn't you dodge that!? You think I'm weak!? " Bebi snarled.

Gohan staggered up and stared at him incrediously, " Goten...what are you talking about? " he said cautiously.

" SHUDDUP! " Bebi yelled.

Chi-Chi walked up between them, " If you're going to fight then take it outside. " she nodded.

Bebi chuckled at Gohan.

" Goten. Outside. " Gohan motioned to the exit.

" Why not. " Bebi shrugged and followed him towards it.

" Are you sure they'll be oh-kay? " Bulma looked worried.

" Of course. Gohan and Goten always get along great. If anyone can figure out what's bothering Goten and causing him

to act like this, it'll be his brother. " Chi-Chi nodded.

Videl picked up Gohan's glasses, " Goten seems strange..do you want your glasses? "

" Nah, I'll be oh-kay. 20/60 isn't too bad. Besides if my eyes do start to bother me all I have to do is use my

mystic power-up and they'll be temporarily back to normal. " Gohan explained, he took his jacket off and tossed it onto the

couch.

" You should consider getting contacts, ya know. " Videl held the glasses up the light to see the smudged parts from

them hitting the floor, " Well, good luck with Goten. " she turned back to Gohan.

" Thanks. " Gohan smiled and left the room along with Bebi.

Videl watched them leave, then frowned and held onto Gohan's jacket in worry, " Gohan-kun... "

" Yeah, you two get along so well. " Chi-Chi slid over to her, " So! When are you expecting? I'd just love to have

another--I mean, PAN would just love to have a younger brother or sister! " she said cheerfully.

Videl sweatdropped, " Ah, hahaha. "

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" ▫tap▫ " Piccolo lightly landed onto the edge of the lookout. He clenched his fists defensively, feeling a light yet

demonic aura, " So its here as well. "

" HAAA! " a voice yelled as it lundged at Piccolo, who grabbed the attacker by the neck and stretched his arm out

several feet until his arm slammed the attacker against the wall of Kami's house.

" Dende?! " Piccolo gawked to Dende struggling to get out from Piccolo's grasp.

" All will fall to the great Bebi-sama. " Dende's eyes glew red.

" What? "

" HOOOOOOOOO! "

Piccolo thrust his leg out and drop-kicked an equally-possessed Mr. Popo half a dozen feet inward to the lookout.

Mr. Popo twitched, then stumbled upward, trying to get his bearings, " "Bebi"? What kind of name is that? "

" Bebi-sama is the tsufurijin experiment 01, he is here to anhilate the saiyajin king, Bejito Oujisama, and to return

the Tsufuru-sei planet to its former glory. " the possessed guarding smirked haughtily, " But Bejito Oujisama destoryed

Tsufuru-sei, so the planet must be renewed somewhere else. Here. "

" HERE?! "

" Yes. "

Piccolo instantly reeled Dende in, then flip-tossed him into the air, kneed him in the back and whipped out a bottle

of water which he splashed at Dende's face as he fell. Dende hit the floor and a purplish gunk started to pour out his ears,

" No one's overthrowing Earth on my watch. " Piccolo said wisely, then smirked, " Except for me of course. " he headed over

to Mr. Popo and poured the remainder of his water-bottle onto his head, draining the gunk out of his ears as well.

" Ugh...my BACK. " Dende groaned, sitting up. He gasped and pointed to Piccolo, " HEY! You kicked me! "

" You were possessed. " Piccolo replied.

" You KNEW I was possessed and how to un-possess me and you STILL kicked me. "

" ...it was a necessary move. "

" Uh-huh. " Dende said skeptically as he rubbed his back in pain.

" Ohhh..Mr. Popo knows Mr. Popo does not feel so good. " the genie sat up as well.

" Dende I'm going to go find this "Bebi". I want you and Mr. Popo to gather up as much of the sacred water as you

can, this guy's possessing everybody Garlic Jr style which means it's our only known way to de-possess them. And above all,

DON'T leave the lookout. If Bebi finds out you're un-possessed he'll come right back here to possess you all over again. "

Piccolo explained.

" Heh, you're really taking this seriously, huh. " Dende chuckled.

Piccolo smirked, " I take all competition for "ruler of earth" seriously. " and with that he lept off the lookout and

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" Goten, this way! " Gohan shouted to Bebi as they flew through the air before settling over a large canyon range.

Gohan narrowed his eyes at Bebi, " I didn't want to say this before, so I could avoid getting Kaasan upset. But you're not

really Goten, are you? "

Bebi laughed, " That's right. I'm not what I used to be. " he burst into ssj, then sent a huge blast at Gohan,

knocking him back into the air and causing a huge dust-cloud to appear. Bebi looked surprised, ::He's weak. Was I wrong

when I said he was strong before?:: he flew down into the thin crater to find out.

Gohan hovered there, his shirt and tie completely destoryed along with half his right pant-leg, " Who are you. " the

older demi-saiyajin demanded.

::Gohan took that blow. Good, then I will transfer myself into him:: Bebi smirked evilly and flew at Gohan.

::Goten's ki...he's being possessed by something. That's going to make attacking him very difficult:: Gohan thought

to himself.

Bebi through two pink blasts at Gohan, who dodged them but got caught up the explosion. Bebi appeared infront of him

and sent a kick at Gohan, who caught Goten's leg, flipped him over, and sent him spiraling down into the canyon Bebi himself

had created. Another huge pink blast came from inside the canyon and Bebi suddenly appeared behind Gohan, slamming an arm

down into his back and flying them both into the crater.

Bebi looked over at the struggling Gohan, ::I think he has realized that I can get inside him when he uses his

full power. Is that why he doesn't display his saiyajin powers?::

Gohan squinted one eye open, ::Goten...how am I going to stop this parasite without hurting ototochan as well?:: he

thought hard.

::Or is he just a wimp:: Bebi thought as they plummeted into the explosion.

The ki receeded and a panting Bebi hovered there across from an also panting Gohan, ::If I attack him in mystic form

I could seriously injure Goten, I don't want to be forced to hurt my own brother:: Gohan struggled with what to do,

::I suppose...with the senzu beans, but still!::

" You're going to withhold your Saiyajin powers from me? Now I really want them. " Bebi said, " Come on Gohan, show

me your true Saiyajin powers! "

" GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER! " Gohan snapped.

" Sorry, I can't do that. " Bebi chuckled, then powered Goten up even more.

" NO! STOP! YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'LL KILL HIM! " Gohan gasped in horror at the sheer amount of his brother's energy

Bebi was using at once. The huge ball of ki flew at Gohan, who powered up to mystic, causing a large white ki to surround him

as he tried to deflect the attack.

" His full power...a different transformation than Goten's... " Bebi said, amused, " It is time. " he flew out of

Goten's back in liquid form and hurtled himself through the eye of the ki at Gohan, grabbing him in the shape of a gigantic

glove, then melting into Gohan's body while the demi-saiyajin screamed. The ki attack faded and Bebi looked down at Gohan's

hands, " Heh-heh, your care for your brother caused you to wait too long to show your full power. If you had been at this

level from the beginning, I think you could've actually defeated me, Gohan. "

" ▫FWOOSH▫! " something rushed past Bebi. He whipped around to see no one there, then glanced back and gasped.

Piccolo stood on the ground holding the unconsious Goten under his arm, " You must be Bebi. "

" Well, it looks like my name's been getting around. And according to Gohan's memories, you're Piccolo. It seems

you were also Gohan's prime sensei, taught him nearly every move he knows. It would be suiting then if I were to test his

powers upon you using your own attacks. "

Piccolo narrowed his eyes.

" Like this one, for instance. MASAKOOOO " Bebi put Gohan's hands into position, " HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " he let loose the

blast. Piccolo gasped, tossed Goten behind him.

" SUPER SIZE! " Piccolo shouted and instantly his body enlarged to 100 times his normal size. He easily batted the

attack away.

Bebi stared at the immense size of Piccolo in horror, " That...that CAN'T BE?! "

Piccolo reached out and grabbed Bebi tightly with his right hand, " Actually, yes it can. " he smirked, " So, are

you going to return my son's body to him, or am I going to have to force you out. "

" Ah....ahh... " Bebi stammered out. He formed a ball of ki and shot it at Piccolo's hand, sindging it.

" ARG! " Piccolo opened it just enough for Bebi to fly out and blast off into the distance. Piccolo snorted at him,

" Kuso...he's getting away. " Piccolo reached over with his non-burnt hand and picked Goten up with his fingers, " Come on,

Goten, let's go save your brother. " he said and walked off in Gohan's direction.

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2:32 PM 9/24/2004

END OF PART ONE!

Chuquita: (happily) Part 1 was based on gt episodes 25 "Bebi's Arrival on Earth" and 26 "Gohan and Goten...The Worst

Brotherly Spat!?" If you're wondering where Raditsu and Turles appearing, and Veggie getting bitten are, that all appears in

part 2, which should be episode 27 "Ambition Achieved!? Vegeta Possessed" and depending on how much space it takes up, maybe

eps 28 and 29 as well.

Vegeta: I'm not sure just HOW you're going to pack 3 episodes into the next chapter.

Chuquita: Well, there won't be any "outer-space" scenes to cut to since all that has already happened, and part 2 should have

a lot more replacement stuff since I'll be showing how everyone who wasn't shown getting possessed; Bulma, Chi-Chi, etc;

does get possessed. It'll also start the mini-side-story that, for the most part, will replace Pan's side-story in this saga.

And that's because I'm not used to writing Pan and STILL don't have an opinion on her.

Vegeta: Nothing really struck you as good or bad, eh?

Chuquita: Not really. She's sorta stuck in neutral-land with the other people I have no opinion on, like Garlic Jr. Besides!

The Chi-Chi, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Launch mini-side-story has been planned out for a while now and I intend on having fun

with it!

Goku: (smiles) I guess its good that Toei forgot about them in this saga after all!

Chuquita: Actually, with Tenshinhan and Chi-Chi's exception, they don't show up in gt at all.

Goku: (frowns) OH.....poor Yamcha and Launch.

Chuquita: (to audiance) Also, Piccolo's battle here with Bebi was different because I think Toei rushed that battle and

never explained what happened to him after that.

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (to Chu) And you like that Super Size attack.

Chuquita: (grins) Yes, yes I do. Oh! Also for those who don't know, V.2 is a clone of Veggie's that Bulma made last summer in

the present. He's currently in chrono-status in her lab! Also, Gohan goes mystic instead of ssj in this ep because its a

correction to the actual ep's plothole. You see back in dbz when Old Kai was explaining to Gohan about the mystic power-up he

told him that if Gohan were to go ssj after the power-up he would generate so much energy he'd likely explode.

Vegeta: And yet in the episode he did not.

Chuquita: Exactly. So I'm going along with dbz logic that Gohan will use his mystic power-up in place of the ssj one.

Vegeta: I did enjoy Onna crashing into the desk and getting hit by that door.. (snickers)

Chuquita: Apparently whoever directed that episode didn't care for her.

Vegeta: (folds his arms) I'm still curious about who directed that Freeza episode with me appearing to Kakarrotto clothesless

(twitches at memory)

Goku: Heehee, naked Veggies.

Chuquita: (grins) Actually, fic 100...

Vegeta: (looks over at her)

Chuquita: Ah..... :)

Vegeta: You're not going to finish that sentence because you don't want me to freak out.

Chuquita: :)

Goku: Heeheehee :)

Vegeta: (twitches) I fear fic 100.

Chuquita: More than the next chapter?

Goku: (happily) I eat healthy foods so my teeth grow big and strong! (grins and shows canines)

Vegeta: (turns pale green) Ah...I can't really compare it since you haven't told me everything about 100

Chuquita: Fair enough. One last thing before we go! I'm not completely sure if by the next couple chapters it'll warrant a

PG-13, but for now this fic is PG for battling, body-abducting, and Bebi's cursing!

Vegeta: So these are based on the sub versions.

Chuquita: That they are! I forget what Bebi said in the dub, they only show it once a week and we're already down to the last

saga. Also, Chi-Chi may be joining Goku on his little trip to sugoku-space once we get that far.

Vegeta: (grins) Ah, Onna playing a game rigged against her for her life. Shame I won't be there to watch.

Goku: I will be there!

Chuquita: I also plan to make up some new spaces on that board as well! So they'll be Veggies.

Goku: (excited) REALLY?

Vegeta: (suspicious) Whadda you mean "they'll be Veggies"?

Chuquita: Pseudo-Veggies, but Veggies none the less. Sorta like how in the episode there was a pseudo-Chi-Chi.

Vegeta: I worry at where you'd be going with this.

Chuquita: Aw, no need to worry Veggie! It'll be oh-kay! (to audiance) See you sometime next week everybody!

Vegeta: BUT--

Goku: Byebye!