Chomp!

by Chuquita

Just when it seemed like everything was back to normal! An evil tsufurujin named Bebi has come to Earth seeking revenge on Veggie's father, King Bejito, only to find out he's already dead. The frustrated creation decides to take out his vengence using V

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Author's Note: This chapter is rated PG-13 for battle-related violence and Veggie-related cursing.

Any and all biting within this chapter is originally the product of gt episode 29 which was created and written into the episode by Toei, NOT me. If something bothers you then simply hit the back button on your browser! :)

9:26 PM 10/4/2004

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By: Chuquita

Quote of the Week: -from dbgt #29 "Super Saiyajin No Good!? Super Saiyajin 3 Beaten!!"

Hercule: Goku, Gohan and Goten are controlled by a Tsufurujin named Bebi!

Goku: thinking What did you say?

Hercule: All the people on Earth are being controlled!

Goku: thinking Bebi? Him!

Goku: Vegeta, you too?

Narrator: Finally, even Vegeta is attacking him as an enemy. Is there anyone on Earth who is on Goku's side? Goku, what

are you going to do?

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Chuey's Corner:

Goku: (holds onto Veggie-Plushie very very tightly) ...

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) That isn't going to save the day.

Goku: It makes me feel better.

Vegeta: (flushes with embarassment)

Chuquita: (to audiance) Anyways, welcome everyone to Part 3!

Goku: (grinning excitedly)

Chuquita: A very "special" Part 3.

Goku: (grinning even more excitedly)

Chuquita: For this is the chapter where this story's title will come to be.

Goku: (teeth sparkle, especially canines) I get to give Veggie a lil nibble!

Vegeta: (now wearing protective armor on all of his limbs and shuddering slightly) Help me.

Chuquita: (shrugs) Can't do that, Veggie. I'm not the one who decided Goku would bite your arm in gt, that was Toei.

Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) A-ccursed Toei.

Chuquita: However they did remove your mustache...

Vegeta: Slightly less a-ccursed Toei.

Chuquita: (grins) But they did have Goku ask you that uncomfortable "attractive" question in the Evil Shenlong eps!

Vegeta: ...cancels out the previous one.

Chuquita: (to audiance) Weirdly enough, Funi for some reason or another found the Goku biting Veggie to be disturbing, and

thus caused the gt dub episode you all watched on CN to air without that particular 10 seconds.

Vegeta: Thank you Funi.

Goku: (pouts) Veggie does not like to be nibbled by his favorite peasant ever?

Vegeta: (turns bright red) Of course I don't don't you know what that MEANS!?

Goku: :)

Vegeta: (confused and nervous) o.O (sighs) This is going to hurt. (glances over at left arm)

Chuquita: This fic IS PG-13 for a reason, Veggie....infact, several reasons. The bite, Bebi's cursing, battle-related

violence...OH! And I almost forgot! Brolli's in this chapter!

Goku: EEK! (grabs Veggie, goes ssj3, and starts striking menacing defensive poses) Grr...

Chuquita: ...

Vegeta: (sweatdrops, embarassed and trying to free himself) Not in this part of the fic, baka.

Goku: ...oh. (powers back down to normal and plops himself and Veggie back in their seats)

Chuquita: (happily) Ready to get started guys?

Goku: YEAH!

Vegeta: NO!...I mean...why don't we just sit back and, ah, chat, some more. (laughs nervously)

Chuquita: Sorry Veggie! (points ahead determindly) OFF TO PART 3!

Goku: HOORAY! (cheers excitedly)

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Part 3 Chapter Titles: Veggie Awakens l Possession is 9/10ths of the Law l Piccolo's Adventure! Into the Wind Chamber! l An Ironic twist, Chi-Chi is free! l Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Launch l In his own little world l Nibble-Nibble :D l Reactions l Reprocussions l Save me l Blunt, aren't you? l A Purpose l In the Dark l Recognizations l Pan-ic l Dende's Fear – something's happening above us l Juicer and Juicer – Goku knows what he did l Sugorou? l Piccolo and the Previous Guaridans l Kaibito fumbles l Riddles?! l Substitute heroes? l Going Undercover l "Who Rides a Taxi but Never Pays?" l The Hardest Thing l Imagniation-Veggies! l Lava is Hot l Warning: Kaka-germs may contain the ability to alter your thought patterns. Use as Directed l

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Summary: Just when it seemed like everything was back to normal! An evil tsufurujin named Bebi has come to Earth seeking revenge on Veggie's father, King Bejito, only to find out he's already dead. The frustrated creation decides to take out his vengence using Veggie as his main host instead, possessing the little ouji and nearly the entire planet as well! Will Goku be able to defeat Bebi AND save Veggie at the same time? Will the remaining, unpossessed Z Senshi; Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Launch, and most-recently Chi-Chi be able to de-possess all of Tsufuru-sei before both it and Earth explode?

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" Ugh....where am I? " Vegeta groaned, bringing his hand up to his head. He looked around to see he was floating

through a dark void, " ARGH! BEBI! " he suddenly shot to attention as it all came back to him. The ouji clenched his fists,

" Kuso....I should've never gone back for Onna! Figures that he'd use my body as his main possessee. " Vegeta grumbled and

folded his arms as he floated about, " Oh well, I suppose its slightly better than having my thoughts twisted all around like

what's happened to the others....but if Bebi really wanted to make his plan work why didn't he choose Kakarrotto as his

target instead of me? Surely Bebi cannot pull out all of my power; he's no better than Ginyu; taking over people's bodies...

I hope Kakarrotto heard me before I blacked out. " he started to look worried, " If only I could regain control of my body,

at least PART of it..somehow! "

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" You get out of Veggie's body RIGHT NOW! " Goku demanded as he hovered before Bebi, flashing between ssj1 and ssj2.

" Hm, I thought I made all the people on Earth Tsufurujin, but some must have gotten away. " Bebi glanced over at

Hercule and Buu; who head the unconsious Pan.

" THAT'S because we have Buu on our side! You didn't notice Buu's ability! While you were implanting eggs in all the

people on Earth, I escaped inside Buu's stomach! " Hercule bragged.

" WOW! Smart idea, Hercule! " Goku said, surprised.

Hercule sweatdropped, " You say that like you think I'm incapable of coming up with a planet-saving plan. "

" Oh! No no that is not it at all! Hahaha. " Goku laughed nervously.

" Well, I'm not afraid of you anymore! " Hercule said to Bebi, " Because your opponent is going to be the strongest

martial arts champion in the world---who is, not me, but Son Goku over there! Beat him up Goku! "

Goku sweatdropped.

" I see. I didn't know that fat guy had such abilities. Then, I'm going to make him...disappear. " Bebi tilted his

head and grinned wickedly at Buu. He held one of Vegeta's hands out and let loose a huge yellow ki blast downward.

Goku whipped his head around in horror.

" AAAAAAAAAH!! " Hercule screamed as he tried to desperately out-run the attack. Buu flew down towards him and

grabbed the man, then flew back up into the air, dodging the attack.

Goku smiled, " Way to go Buu! "

" Heehee— Bebi no know Buu's power at all! No no! " Buu laughed.

" Take care of Panny oh-kay! " Goku called out after him.

" Oh-kay! "

" Goku, I'm sorry, but I'll leave it to you! Bebi, you're saved because I withdrew! " Hercule announced.

" What an over-exaggeration. " Bebi muttered.

Buu leaned his head down and zapped Hercule, turning him into chocolate along with Pan.

" Hey, that was the good part! " Choco-Hercule exclaimed, frustrated. Buu tossed them both into his mouth and ate

them.

The pink creation looked over his shoulder and sweatdropped to see Goku staring at him with wide, frightened eyes,

" Ahh! Goku no worry! Pan and Hercule oh-kay! They're in Buu's stomach safe and sound. "

" OH. " Goku said, calming down.

" We're going to leave quickly! " Buu announced.

Gohan whipped around and held his arm out, " I won't let them leave! "

" STOP! " Bebi snapped. Gohan looked over at him questioningly, " Leave them alone. We'll get the saiyajin, right in

front of us. Can you hurt your own sons? ALL of them? " he smirked viciously. Goku looked up to see two more people float

down behind Bebi.

" JI-CHAN AND GOGGIE?! " Goku exclaimed, horrified. He glared angrily at Bebi, " You took me and Veggie's

fusion-babies TOO! "

" Heh-heh, I have to admit though it was quite a struggle. It took nearly my entire Tsufuru army at that time to take

them down. " Bebi explained.

Goku stared at him with a quiet wrath.

" Will you strike your own children, Son Goku? "

" I don't have to. " Goku said with a steady tone to his voice as he burst into ssj2, " WHEN I CAN FIGHT YOU! " he

flew at Bebi, " I'm going to beat you and then get the eggs out of them! " his fist collided with Bebi's.

Bebi laughed, " You can't get out the eggs that have already been implanted. "

" Then I'll drive you out of my Veggie. I'LL KNOCK YOU RIGHT OUT OF HIS HEAD! " Goku shouted.

" "Your" Veggie? That's funny, I thought I was the one controlling his body. "

" ... " Goku continued to glare at him.

" Maybe you're a bit more dellusional than I thought? Or maybe you're telling the truth. I wonder where Vegeta's

thoughts and feelings lie. " Bebi smirked.

Vegeta felt something starting to poke into his mind. He snarled and instantly set up a barrier. Bebi twitched and

withdrew.

" Well...someone's very mentally adaptable. " he grumbled.

" Give me back my Veggie! "

" YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! " Bebi snapped and blasted a kiai at Goku, knocking him back, " BIG BANG ATTACK!! " he

immediately brought forth more of Vegeta's ki and launched it. The larger saiyajin knocked the attack into the air and

teleported from behind the blast to behind Bebi himself. Goku grabbed Bebi's arms.

" VEGGIE! " Goku shouted, " VEGGIE LISTEN TO ME! I'M FIGHTING BEBI BUT I NEED YOUR HELP! "

Vegeta looked around from where he was. He could vaguely hear a voice that sounded like, " Kakarrotto? "

" I NEED YOU TO TRY AND TAKE YOUR BODY BACK! LIKE YOU DID WITH BABADI! I know you can do it Veggie! PLEASE try! I

don't wanna hurt you! "

" MWAHAHAHA! " Bebi laughed, " That sort of thing may have worked if I were using Vegeta as one of my minions...but

that's not the case here. I'm physically inhabiting him, not one of my eggs. Vegeta's been pushed back into his own

subconsious while I control his consious state myself. " he swung Goku off him only to have Vegeta's tail whip up and wrap

itself around Bebi's neck, " ▫ACK▫! "

Nango angrily squeezed tighter.

" What do you think you're doing?...If you choke me to death you'll die too! " Bebi snickered. The tail froze,

" Now let go and don't try anything funny or I'll rip you right out of your socket. Tsufurujin have no use for tails. "

Vejitto, Gogeta, and Goten's tails all glared along with their owners at Bebi.

" Ah--I mean, I don't need a tail. YOU, my minions, are allowed to keep yours. " Bebi laughed nervously.

" ▫FWOOSH▫ "

" ▫FWOOSH▫ " three figures flew up to the group.

Goku beamed, " Trunks and Bura! And Mirai! You're here! I have help--oh! And Bura's figured out how to fly, that's

great! " he teleported over to them, " Listen, you see how Veggie's hair is all white? That Bebi guy that me and Veggie and

Trunks and Pan met in space is possessing Veggie, right now! He's also got everyone else hovering nearby. And that is why

I need your help--to de-possess Veggie and everyone else by helping me beat Bebi! "

Bura sighed, melancholy, " Sorry Kakarroujo, we can't do that. "

Goku frowned, " What do you mean? All of you can go super saiyajin, and just because Mirai is the only one of you

three that still trains doesn't mean you and Trunks won't be able to-- " he noticed the dark rims around their eyes, " Oh

no....not you too? " the larger saiyajin gasped. He turned to Trunks, who's own purple tail was trying to snap him out of it,

" Trunks-- "

" I'm no longer Trunks. I'm ashamed of being a Saiyajin, so I became a follower of the generous Tsufurujin

Bebi-sama. I am now known as....Guava. "

" ... " Goku sweatdropped, " Guava? "

Vejitto and Gogeta giggled.

" It's a melon. " Trunks said, " Part of the fruit family, unlike the saiyajin. "

" But--you don't even HAVE a saiyajin name like me and Veggie and Raditsu. " Goku exclaimed, confused. He looked over

at the other two, " You're still Mirai and Bura, right? "

" Hai. " Mirai nodded.

" I don't change my name for anybody. " Bura folded her arms indignantly. She laughed, nervous, " I'm trying to fight

it, can ya tell? " she pointed to her head.

Bebi slid over to Goku, " You look shocked, Son Goku; that I would get to all of them so quickly. When I possessed

Trunks on Kitai, I pretended to be driven out, but actually I implanted an egg. Once I got to Earth the first person I

possessed was Goten. Through him it was easy to pass from one person to the other; Gohan, V.2, and finally Vegeta himself.

All the others were possessed through my minions spreading my eggs for me. "

Bura sighed, " Everyone is a loyal servant of Bebi-sama. "

" Chi-chan too? " Goku asked again.

" HAHA! I won't tell you, Son Goku. It's so much more delicious to watch you squirm at the alternative. " Bebi

rubbed Vegeta's hands together.

" OOOH. " Goku fumed, " What are you trying to a-ccomplish here anyway! It seems like you're trying to be a kami,

and we already have one of those you know. Maybe that is why you're afraid of Piccolo, because part of him was once Earth's

Kami. "

" I am NOT afraid of him, OR anyone else on this planet! " Bebi retorted.

" You did run a-way from Piccolo. " Vejitto piped up.

" Twice! " Gogeta held up two fingers.

" Hn.. " Bebi twitched, annoyed, " THAT IS NOT TO BE DISCUSSED! "

" Where IS Piccolo? " Goku asked.

" I don't know! " Bebi snapped, " And you won't live long enough to find out! "

Goku gasped, " You are going to KILL me?! "

" Of COURSE I am! "

" But--but that doesn't make sense! You were created to take revenge on Veggie's TOUSSAN, not MINE or me! " he

gawked.

" That is true. But you see I'm not diverting THAT much from my original programming. Taking revenge out on Vegeta

would most likely include not only sentencing him to the darkness of his own subconsious, but also taking out his loved ones

as well. Seeing as I'm making his "wife", Bulma Briefs, my Queen; and his children my subordinate warriors...well, there's

just not that much room in my plan for a saiyajin that's not only stronger than Vegeta, but is possibly the only one who

could instill enough drive within him to force me out. Besides, killing you will be the epiphany of my revenge! I have

access to enough of Vegeta's knowledge to know that he has an incredible need to protect you ever since you died fighting

Cell. Knowing you died at his own hands, WATCHING IT AS IT HAPPENS, " Bebi's voice lowered dangerously, " will easily be

enough to send Vegeta's fragile mental state over the edge. His sweet little "Kaka-muffin", KILLED by him and without him

being able to stop it--he'll go into hysterics! " he grinned psychotically, " He almost went crazy the first time he lost

you "forever", and that was at the hands of another being! Vegeta'd mind will snap and eventually dwindle away until he will

have no possible chance of opposing my control over his body at all. "

::HE'S GOING TO KILL KAKARROTTO?!:: Vegeta nearly had a heart-attack at the thought. He snarled in rage and burst

into ssj as he hovered there.

The fusions and demi-saiyajin hovered behind Bebi.

" That's TERRIBLE! " Goku said, his bangs covering his eyes.

Bebi smirked, amused as he tilted his head upward and to the side.

" You would do all that to my little Veggie when he DID NOTHING TO HARM YOU!! " Goku looked up at him.

" Vegeta feels the same way as you...I can hear his thoughts the way he can just barely hear us out here. Ooh he's

infuriated. " Bebi said with delight, " And wanting to protect his "favorite peasant", of course. " he looked upward, " How

would you like a few tid-bits of the battle, Vegeta? Showing you the whole thing wouldn't accomplish nearly as much as a few

images and that wild imagination you have. " he said as the lines disappeared from his eyes, " There we go. How's it look? "

Vegeta glanced around, unable to move any other part of his body. He saw Goku hovering before him and sensed the

others behind. The worried look on Goku's face; wanting to defeat Bebi but avoid hurting the ouji himself. Vegeta mentally

gritted his teeth at this. He summoned up all his will power and bypassed Bebi, " KAKARROTTO!!! "

" VEGGIE!! " Goku cried back at him, hovering closer.

" KIAI! " Bebi knocked Vegeta's vision back into the darkness and sent a blindingly large kiai at Goku, knocking

him and the others back. Bebi kept the kiai hovering around in a circle like a tornado to blur their surroundings.

" OOH! " the larger saiyajin made fists, " HAAAAAAAAAAA! " he burst into ssj3 and flew at Bebi, punching him into the

ground and dragging his fist through and Bebi's head through the dirt before kicking Bebi up into the sky.

Bebi flipped himself upright, Vegeta's chin and cheeks scratched, " Haha! That's not your best in level 3 and you

know it! You won't strike me with any of your real power because in your anger you could seriously damage Vegeta's body...and

then I'd have to dispose of it and get a new one--which wouldn't be so bad, though it would put a damper on my plans. "

" That's not true! " Goku shouted.

" Oh come now, Son Goku. Here, you get a free punch to show me you're right. Anywhere on Vegeta's body, as hard as

you can. I won't even put his defense up. "

Goku flew at him again with a punch, " HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! " he screamed in anger. Just as his fist reached Bebi's

face the lines disappeared from the possessed ouji's eyes, allowing him to see. Goku instantly noticed and froze his fist

just a second before the smaller saiyajin's face. Vegeta and Goku stared at each other incrediously. Bebi raised his own arm

up and forcefully swatted Goku away, then let loose a blast that slammed him into the ground. Goku fell back into ssj2 as the

cloud of dust raised itself around him.

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" Please tell me we're not seriously about to do this. " Dende gulped, wearing a large pot of sacred water like a

backpack while a smaller pot sat on his head for protection.

" Mr. Popo has feared this situation since the last time Mr. Popo was placed into it. " the genie gulped, outfitted

the same as Dende only without his own hat for protection.

" Heh, you know if you're more afraid of the previous Kamis you two can always stay here and wait for Bebi to

repossess you. " Piccolo stretched a bit. Dende and Mr. Popo paled at the thought, " It's a lesser of two evils. Besides I

need somebody to carry the pots for me while I'm battling them. "

" But what ABOUT Bebi? "

" Goku can handle Bebi. " Piccolo nodded thoughtfully, " Of course I could handle him too, but I doubt my plan would

work if the roles were reversed....Goku trying to convince the past Kamis to let him use the wind chamber? By the time he

got permission Bebi would've succeeded in taking over the universe. " he explained, " And I certainly can't let you two go

alone. " Piccolo finished his exercise. He led Dende and Mr. Popo over to a trap-door in the middle of the lookout. The older

namekian opened the door to reveal an old dusty set of stairs, " Maybe if we get there as ahead of schedule we can stop

Bebi before Goku's forced to; knowing him he doesn't have the heart to destroy Bebi as long as he's inside Vegeta. " Piccolo

began down the stairs, his cape flowing behind him impressively.

Mr. Popo took a deep breath, then started after Piccolo.

" Slow, deep breaths. Slow deep breaths. " Dende repeated to himself like mantra as he headed down the stairs. The

trap-door slammed shut behind him and darkness enveloped the stairs. Dende jumped, " ACK! "

Piccolo clapped his hands together and created a flashlight out of thin air, " Heh. Don't care for it, huh Dende? "

he smirked.

" It's not like you warned me! " the guardian exclaimed, then annoyedly popped his own flashlight into existance,

" Now which direction are we headed in? "

" Straight down for about 20 feet, then they'll be a steep incline and another hallway that lead to a door. Behind

that door is where the previous Kamis rest, and beyond them is the wind chamber. " Piccolo explained.

" Ohhh...Mr. Popo has a bad feeling about this. "

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" ▫Sweep▫sweep▫SWEEP▫sweep▫Sweep▫ " Chi-Chi sweeped the living room floor in the Son home while Videl continued work

on the dishes. She moved around automatically as if by remote control. Chi-Chi neared the fireplace and reached down with one

arm to put the fence up while the other arm held the broom upright. She tilted to the left and knocked half the items ontop

of the fireplace off. Pictures tumbled to the floor and a pot fell over and cracked open on her head, " WAHH! " Chi-Chi

fell and landed on her back, dizzy and with her head now soaking wet. She felt a strange sizzling in her ears and a gray goo

dripped out of them, drying on the carpet, " Ohhhh....what the--- " Chi-Chi suddenly gasped as it came back to her, " BEBI!

And the Ouji! He has the Ouji! " she lept to her feet, " Hey wait a... " Chi-Chi turned her head to the pot which was cracked

and starting to leak onto the floor. She picked it up with one hand over the crack, " Sacred water...this is the pot Kami

gave Gohan as thanks for saving him and the rest of us from Garlic Jr. I didn't know there was water in here. " she blinked,

then gasped as an idea hit her, " HAHA! This is what must've just de-possessed me! If I use this water to de-possess the

right people for the job, they can defeat Bebi and by doing so free everyone else! I'm a GENIUS! "

" Chi-Chi-san. " the possessed Videl poked her head in the doorway.

" Ah-- " Chi-Chi froze in place, her back to Videl, " I. Think. I'll. Go. Sweep. Outside. " she said robotically,

then grabbed the broom and walked jaggedly out of the house, closing the door behind her, " ▫WHEW▫! Sorry Videl, but I have

barely enough in here for four people, and if Bebi's gotten to Dende and Mr. Popo there's no WAY I'll be able to get any

more. " she turned the corner only to be kicked in the jaw, " AARG! " Chi-Chi stumbled back, " HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR--huh?! "

she sweatdropped to see Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and the person who'd just kicked her, Launch in her blonde state, standing there

wearing a healthy layer of weaponry over her clothes.

" Sorry Chi-Chi, you may not understand right now with Bebi clouding your mind, but this is for your own good. "

Tenshinhan apologized.

" What are you talking about!! " Chi-Chi yelled at them.

" Ah--you mean, you're not possessed? " Yamcha asked, surprised.

Chi-Chi put her free hand on her hip, " Well I WAS up until a few seconds ago. " she held up the pot and smirked,

" I accidentally stumbled onto the antidote for Bebi's victims--Kami's sacred water. "

" The same water the blackwater mist was defeated with? " Tenshinhan cocked an eyebrow.

" Hm..that seems too much of a coincidence. " Launch rubbed her chin, " Are you SURE you're not possessed and trying

to trick us? "

Chi-Chi sighed tiredly, " I hate the Ouji, Goku-san deserves better, and if Gohan and Videl don't start giving me

more grandchildren soon I'm going to scream. " she said flatly.

" It's Chi-Chi. " Yamcha grinned.

" So, wanna join forces and help me de-possess the key players in this battle so we can defeat that horror-movie

reject and indirectly be the ones to save the planet for once? " Chi-Chi offered.

" Of course. " Tenshinhan smiled. He pulled out a capsule and tossed it to the ground to reveal a small car, " We

didn't have a very detailed plan of attack anyway. "

" Yeah, and after Bebi took control of Puar and Chaoutzu--for her shapeshifting techniques and his psychic powers--it

left us with seriously low options other than a direct confrontation. " Yamcha explained as they got into the car.

" Not to mention we're outnumbered nearly the whole planet. " Launch schoffed.

" Well we won't be after we use this! " Chi-Chi patted the top of the pot, " Oh! Do any of you have a band-aid or

some duct-tape to stick over the crack? "

" Sure. " Launch held some duct-tape out. Chi-Chi taped the pot shut, " You know you seem vaguely sane without Vegeta

or Goku around. "

" Ha ha. " Chi-Chi laughed dryly.

" Care for a weapon? " Launch offered one of her guns.

" No I'm fine. " Chi-Chi held up Goku's nyo-bo and smirked, " I've gotten quite used to using this thing. " she

pointed to it, then frowned, " Goku-san... " Chi-Chi said as Tenshinhan started up the car; Yamcha in the front-passanger's

seat and Launch behind him. Chi-Chi was sitting beside her, " ..when I was possessed, I told Goku-san that I hated him. "

she whispered.

The others instantly froze in place.

" YOU TOLD HIM WHAT?! " Yamcha gawked.

" You should've seen the look on his face it was HEART-BROKEN! " she grabbed the side of her head, " And the first

thing he did after I told him was to cry out for the Ouji and fly off to go find him! I don't think he even knew I was

possessed. " she sat back in her seat, " And the Ouji...the Ouji's not going to CONSOLE him, that in itself is a horror I

don't even want to think about right now---Bebi's INSIDE the OUJI! He's using him as his primary PUPPET! "

" He has VEGETA? " Tenshinhan tried to keep his mind on the road.

" Goku-san thinks I hate him....oh GOD.. " Chi-Chi stared at her feet, her mind reeling from that thought.

" Hey now, it'll be alright. " Yamcha tried to calm her down, " Once we defeat Bebi you can explain to him that you

were possessed at the time. He's Goku. He'll understand. "

" I know but, I can't erase that moment out of his mind--well, techincally I can, " she thought outloud, " But still

evertime I get mad at him from now on he's going to dread that I'll say that to him again! " Chi-Chi looked up at the

roof of the car, which had a moon-roof in it, " I don't hate you Goku-san! I hate the OUJI! I hate BRO-- "

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" --li, sir. "

" Hmm? "

" Mr. Brolli...Denkiteki? " the worker in the clothing store of the mall on Planet Satin 7 said, snapping Brolli out

of the little fantasy he was in.

" Yes? " the densetsu said, looking down at the worker who slightly reveled in shock at the saiyajin's sheer size.

" We uh, we have the pink one in a size 5, sir. " the worker held it up.

Brolli took it from her, " Ahh, yes. " he beamed, holding it out infront of him, " This is the one! Vejita-chan's

going to love it and look wonderful in it! It shall be one of many unique and beautiful birthday-presents from me to Vejita."

" Your wife? "

" My otokohime. " Brolli smirked, staring at the lingerie in his hands.

" Well, I don't know what that is, but I hope she has a happy birthday. " the worker smiled.

" Haha, there's still three weeks left until Vejita's birthday. " Brolli nodded, " It's the 30th of October on

Earth. "

" Oh, in the North Galaxy? Is that where you live? " the worker said, trying to make conversation as they headed over

to the register.

" For now. I'm trying to coax Vejita-chan into coming to live with me out in space, but 'oh no, heaven forbid

Vejita be away from KAKARROTTO for two seconds'. " he spat Goku's name out with hatred and disgust as he pounded his fist on

the register desk, breaking it in two.

" Competition? " she sweatdropped.

" You might say that. " Brolli pulled his hand up and examined it for a moment to make sure he hadn't hurt himself,

" So anyway I'm spending the next two weeks shopping for lavish and expensive gifts to spoil Vejita-chan silly with and the

third week getting back to Earth and setting it all up while KAKARROTTO spends the Earth month of the anniversary of Vejita's

birth probably making some childishly drawn card with crayons and plastic scissors and a gift made out of the local flora and

glue. " Brolli laughed at the idea, " HA! Like THAT is going to melt Vejita's heart into a mound of putty. " he put the

lingerie on the table and took out his wallet while drifting off again.

:::" Oh Brolli-sama you're so wonderful to buy me all these lovely gifts! " Vegeta spun around in a sundress, then

hugged onto Brolli's arm.

" Yes, I know. " Brolli smirked, holding the smaller saiyajin closer.

" Let's run away together Brolli-sama! Far far away from this mudball of a planet FOREVER! " the ouji proclaimed

overdramatically.

" Of course Vejita! " Brolli grinned, " I'll get the ship ready right away--but what about, KAKARROTTO. "

" ▫DUN▫DUN▫DUN▫! " drama-saturated soap-opera music played in the background.

" I no longer care for Kakarrotto. Infact I abolish all knowledge and feelings related to him. I hate Kakarrotto just

as much as you do, for he is a childish mush-loving crybaby. "

" Oh Vejita hearing you say that makes me so happy--especially since I just beheaded Kakarrotto upon him entering the

house 5 minutes ago! " he held up the head.

" Ho ho ho, oh you. " the smaller saiyajin giggled:::

" ...you have a psychological disorder, sir. " the worker spoke up, disturbed.

" SILENCE. " Brolli slammed down his other hand this time. He removed it, " I didn't ask you. " he calmed down.

" That'll be $88.50. "

" Here you go. " Brolli paid her, took the bag with his purchase and receipt in it, and left the store.

The worker sweatdropped as she watched him leave, " What a strange man. "

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" ▫Pant▫pant▫pant▫... " Goku panted as he hovered there in ssj, his gi shirt completely blown away and various

brush-burns over the top half of his body. Bebi tilted his head at him, " I'm not giving up yet. This battle is not over

until one of us gives up. " he said determinedly.

Bebi smiled, amused, " Great. I'll give you credit for the time being. " he said, then teleported next to Goku and

punched him in the side, causing Goku to spat saliva out in pain, " I won't kill you quickly. I plan on torturing you to

death in a painfully slow manner. I want to see the look of loss and pain upon your face knowning you're being slaughtered by

your "little Veggie" and for Vegeta to know that his body is the one that's doing it. "

Goku slowly looked up at Bebi only to have the tsufurujin make his hands into a double fist and pound him through a

nearby cliff. Goku landed on his stomach once he hit the ground.

Bebi walked over to him, " Stand up! Don't fall asleep now. "

Goku stumbled to his feet, " I...I haven't lost yet. I have PLENTY of power in reserve! "

" Yes, but you're afraid to use it on "Veggie", huh? " Bebi teased him.

" Haha...ha... " Goku chuckled, his eyes shining in a strange way.

Bebi cocked an eyebrow at this, then smirked, " That's the spirit. " he pulled Vegeta's left fist back and slugged

Goku across the face. The entire world seemed to suddenly switch into slow motion. Goku turned his head back to the right,

the direction he had been hit from, an open smile on his face for a brief 2 seconds. He grabbed onto Vegeta's arm tightly

with his hands and fiercely bit down onto the ouji's arm just above the gloveline; Goku's teeth slicing down and breaking the

skin, sending hundreds of giggling baby kaka-germs flowing from his saliva into the bloodstream.

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Brolli froze in mid-step walking through the parking lot, an ominous cloud of doom hanging overhead, " Vejita? "

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Bulma's fingers paused over the keyboard. Her heart felt like it'd just skipped a beat. She paled, " Vegeta? "

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Chi-Chi's head snapped to attention. Something very bad had just happened, an unspeakable horror, " GOKU-SAAAAN! "

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Bebi gritted his teeth at Goku as his left arm grew increasingly numb; infuriated. Dark spots appeared around his

mouth, under his eyes, and chin.

" :) " the larger saiyajin contently hung here, hugging onto Vegeta's outstretched arm with his teeth still into the

flesh and a little smile on his face, " Mmm—! "

" I'm not FOOD! " Bebi swung Goku off the arm with the last bit of feeling he had left in it. Goku slammed back-first

into the cliff wall behind him.

Vegeta felt his heart suddenly quicken. Something was wrong with his body. Very wrong, ::Kuso! What's going on out

there!:: he growled in frustration, then gasped when all feeling in his arm left arm returned to him. The ouji flexed his

fingers and was shocked. He could only see his mental self but could easily touch his physical one and feel the cool fall

air around that limb, ::He's loosing control on only one limb? How can that be it makes no sen--:: Vegeta let out a sudden

gasp as a foreign unknown feeling of warmth cascaded over his mind. He started to shudder and felt another drunkin surge of

mush-related feelings engulf him, ::--AHHHHH!:: Vegeta cried out, grabbing his head, ::WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!:: he choked

out in shock as his own feeling of paranoia fought off the coddledness that was trying to entrap him. Everything around him

started to turn red and his brain began to float off into the place it went when Kakarrotto hugged him for too long. He

mentally voiced his only conclusion before his eyes fell shut, ::That wasn't Bebi...that wasn't Bebi at all...::

Bebi looked over at his left arm. It hung there but twitched on its own every couple seconds, reacting to the germs

that had just entered it; unknown to Bebi.

Goku lay there, his back smacked against the wall. He had fallen back into his normal form but had a drunken look

on his face as if he'd just drank 3 whole wine bottles. The strange glow in his one open eye was even stronger than before,

" Haha.... " what was even stranger is that Goku had somehow switched his shut eyes. After Bebi had hit him it was his right

eye that was snapped shut, but now that eye seemed to be fine while the left one was shut instead. Bebi noted this with

outright suspicion.

Blood dripped out of the spot on his left arm where he'd been bit. Bebi snarled at Goku, " DIE! " he punched his

right arm forward and sent a ki-ball sized kiai at Goku. He staggered his numb and half-functioning left arm up and blasted

another kiai at him, alternating back and forth and then shooting both at once; the force sending Goku flying through the

cliff and destroying the entire structure. Bebi looked surprised for a moment, then let his arms hang at their sides. Goku

lay there with only his head and left hand sticking out of the rubble. Bebi smirked, " He's dead. "

Goku smiled, " You're so strong. "

Bebi bounced back half a foot in shock.

" Veggie your body's capable of such amazing things, you need to let your mind go, Veggie. Bebi's using your body in

a way that he's able to tap into it...I never thought he could do that but..don't you see Veggie? You're so much stronger

than you already think you are if only you could access it. "

" No use talking to Vegeta. He's been most likely faded out of existance already. " Bebi snickered, " I admit only

your heart qualified you as the strongest saiyajin, Son Goku. But my power is not just this. I'll show you before you

die...the difference in power between a primitive saiyajin and an evolved tsufurujin. " he floated up into the air. The

demi-saiyajin and fusions circled around him, " Now! My servants, send me, Bebi, your saiyajin powers! "

" Yes, Bebi-sama. " they said in unison, clasping their hands together and powering up. Their entire eyeballs turned

red as their ki transfered into Bebi. Bebi laughed as a thick red fog surrounded the sky. The sun was just barely visible

and cracks of lightning shot down in random directions.

Goku watched the display, worried, " Veggie...? "

Vegeta's own eyes were glowing red now and a strange gray smoke seemed to be emanating from his pours. Two terrible

looking things sprung forth out of his back, causing Goku to whince. A thin green aura hovered around those giving their

power to Bebi. Bebi grinned wickedly and Goku's eyes widened at the sight. Lightening struck again and Bebi blasted Vegeta's

black tank-top off, revealing the huge yellow and red thing sticking out of his shoulder blades. He powered up and sent the

fusions and demi-saiyajin flying back.

Goku stared in horror at what Bebi had done to Vegeta's body. It was bigger than before. The yellowish red things

were prominent now. The eyes were completely Bebi's, no pupil or iris at all. The red lines leading from the eyebrow to the

forehead were thicker. There were two more thick red stripes, one across each of his breasts.

" Bebi-sama, that's all of our power. " Gohan announced.

" MWAHAHAHA! " Bebi laughed, " Power! Now I obtained the strongest saiyajin power! "

" That's true. " Goku admitted, " But at what cost. Veggie's body and everyone else's free will? I won't let you get

away with it. I'll beat you! " he smiled wryly.

Bebi laughed, " What's that, a smile? "

" I won't lose. I'll find a way to defeat you save save my Veggie. " the larger saiyajin said determindly.

" Stop kidding, saiyajin! " Bebi spat and charged at him. He slammed Vegeta's right fist deep into Goku's chest.

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! " Goku cried out.

Bebi hovered back a bit and held his arms in the air as if preparing a genki-dama, " Earthlings that fill the

earth...earthlings that became tsufurujin...send your anger to me. Now give me your anger! "

Instead of lending the energy as with a genki-dama, the energy began to seep right out of the people Bebi possessed.

They cried out in pain as some of them fell forward and doubled over. Energy was sucked out of the plantlife and streams, all

into the air. All towards Bebi. Vegeta's body began to mutate even more. He became bigger, as big as Goku now. His hair

leaned foward in a more Bebi-esque slant. His gloves and boots turned yellow and red and his pants ripped clear off to

expose an almost second skin of clothing.

Goku staggered to his feet, the new form Bebi had morphed Vegeta into was jarring in itself. Goku shook his head, he

didn't like it. Veggie wasn't huge with white hair, red lines, blobbed eyes and yellow spikes sticking out his shoulders!

Veggie was little, with deep, dark brown hair and eyes..the only thing "sticking out" of him is his furry brown tail, which

was now white thanks to Bebi.

" This is the final blow, Goku. I'm going to send you back into space, breaking you into tiny pieces. " he tilted his

head and smirked, " So you won't come back to life. "

Goku's eyes widened in fright.

" What IS that? " Tenshinhan gasped as he skidded the car to a halt just behind one of the cliffs. Chi-Chi poked her

head out of the moonroof and gasped. Goku was standing a good hundred feet away with some strange creature hovering in the

air with what looked like a genki-dama's evil twin.

" GOKU-SAN?! " she wailed in fear. Chi-Chi thumped the pot of sacred water onto Launch's lap, " Launch hold this I'll

be right back! "

" WHAT?! " Launch exclaimed, " You can't just go out there alone! "

" KINTO'UN!! " Chi-Chi was standing ontop of the car by now. The little orange cloud came speeding towards her and

she jumped onto it, flying off in Goku's direction.

" CHI-CHI DON'T! " Yamcha yelled.

" She'll never make it in time! " Tenshinhan reached to open the driver's car door.

Launch held a gun up to his head, " Don't you dare! We can't afford to lose anyone else in this situation! Not now! "

" Ah... " Tenshinhan sweated lightly at the gun's presense.

" Feel all the anger of the Tsufurujin people! " Bebi shouted, " Revenge Death Ball!! "

Goku struggled to keep in place, " Kuso.....I can't move.. "

" GOKU-SAN! "

He turned to his left to see Chi-Chi coming at him on Kinto'un, " Chi-chan..? " he squeaked out, sniffling and

confused. They both glanced back to see a huge flash of light from the attack. The Revenge Death Ball it the ground and

exploded with enormous impact, leaving only a hgue crater in its wake.

Gohan hovered there, " That was truly Bebi-sama's strongest attack. There's no mistake now that Toussan was... "

" Finally. Finally! The tsufurujin's longstanding anger! I destroyed all the saiyajin! Now the revenge is complete!

My PURPOSE is complete...but now what? " Bebi thought outloud.

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Buu stood there on a snowy mountaintop, staring as the red clouds created by Bebi disappated.

" I feel an enormous ki. What happened? " Hercule, who thanks to Buu's lessons was able to sense ki, asked as he and

Pan each sat in a pod.

" That was an explosion of huge ki, and then Goku and Chi-Chi's ki's were gone. They seem to have died. " Buu

explained.

Hercule froze, " What did you say!? "

" Ojichan...Obaasan.. " Pan gasped.

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" I have indeed fulfilled my purpose...but without one, I would become obsolete. " Bebi muddled, " Perhaps, perhaps

I should persue one my own ambitions, I'm going to restore Tsufuru-sei and be the leader of all the universe. " he grinned,

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" AHHH--▫PTOOO▫! " Buu spat a small pod into the air, causing Hercule to pop back to his normal form with a grin on

his face.

" Ah, being outside is really refreshing! " he flew through the air from the force of being launched. Hercule flew

high over Pan, who was bent near the snowy cliff, " Pan-chan? " Hercule blinked, then froze as gravity finally reclaimed

itself and he plummeted down past Pan and into the snow below, " PAN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! "

" ▫sniffle▫ ▫sob▫ " the demi-demi saiyajin sobbed, " Ojichan...and Obaasan. Both of them are DEAD! They're DEAD! "

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" I have retrieved the dragonballs, Bebi-sama. " Gohan held out a large container holding the black-star dragonballs.

" Ah, excellent. " Bebi psychicly willed the container to fly over to him. He caught it in Vegeta's hand.

" However, Dende, Mr. Popo, and Piccolo were nowhere to be found. "

" ! " Bebi stumbled for a moment, " Were they. Well, no matter. They can't stop me. Not now! I finally accomplished

my revenge on the saiyajin and obtained the strongest body. Vegeta's. " he tossed the dragonballs into the air, " ARISE

SHENLONG! "

A light burst from the balls and the huge, red, and impatient version of Shenlong appeared as the sky turned dark.

Buu looked around from where he was climbing, " Hercule, its night time already? "

Hercule saw part of the red Shenlong's body, " OH NO! Not HIM!? Not THAT one! "

" WHY! " Pan added as both grandfather and grandaugher proceeded to freak out at the sight.

" State your wish. " Shenlong said quickly.

" This can only be granted with your power, Shenlong. " Bebi smiled and clasped his hands together.

" SAY IT! " the dragon snapped.

" Hn. " a vein bulged on Bebi's forehead, " I can see why you so easily cursed Son Goku now. Impatient dragon. " he

muttered, " Make a planet that is the same as the Tsufuru-sei, a planet that was destroyed by the barbaric saiyajin a long

time ago. "

" As you wish. " the dragon's eyes lit up red and a large green planet appeared nearby the moon. On it sat the many

tsufurujin cities that had once existed on it before.

" That will be the second planet of tsufurujin, Tsufuru-sei 2. " Bebi grinned malevolently up at the resurrected

planet.

" Your wish has been granted. I bid you will. " Shenlong announced, then rapidly flew off, the black-star dragonballs

shooting off into space.

" What was that? " Tenshinhan mumbled from inside the car.

" It looked like Shenlong. Sort of. " Yamcha tried to figure it out, " Man! We're so out of the loop with what's

been going on lately! "

" Don't feel bad. At least we're not possessed. " Launch loaded some of her weapons.

" Hai, but I feel bad for Goku and Chi-Chi. You don't think--I mean Goku can teleport, like with Cell--what if he

teleported to otherworld or another planet where we couldn't sense them? " Yamcha suggested.

" Optimistic, but... " Tenshinhan trailed off. He paused when he felt three more un-possessed ki's, " Up there. " he

turned to the mountains, " Buu...Hercule...and Pan. "

" Geez, how did THEY survive? " Launch gawked.

" Should we join up with them? " Yamcha asked.

" HA! Its dangerous to even try to get from here to the mountains right now, not to mention none of them would be

much help in this situation. " she shrugged.

" Buu could transform Bebi into candy. " Tenshinhan thought outloud.

" Do you really want to bet our free will on Buu? " Launch sweatdropped.

Yamcha paled at the thought of Bebi bouncing Buu's technique back at all of them, " Ah...maybe we better just go

ahead with Chi-Chi's plan. " he laughed nervously, " Besides if Buu's kept Hercule and Pan safe so far, maybe Bebi doesn't

care to possess any of them either. "

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" I can't believe it! " Pan exclaimed. She and the others continued their journey across the mountains, " We worked

so hard to gather them and in not even a minute they're back in deep space; AGAIN! " she fell onto her back, " Now the Earth

is going to explode! Do I have to gather them in one year again? All by myself?! That's impossible! " the demi-demi-saiyajin

said outloud to herself, " Ojichan....Veggie-san....and Trunks...they were the ones who did most of the work. I don't know

how to fly a spaceship, or navigate through the galaxy, and I can barely keep my super saiyajin powers for 5 minutes! I came

up with a few plans here and there, and I did fight a little bit, but... "

" Wait wait WAIT! The Earth is going to EXPLODE!? " Hercule exclaimed.

" A year from now. " Pan said hopelessly, starting to cry.

" Hercule, shouldn't we get going? " Buu asked.

" Oh! That's right. There's no reason to stay here anymore. Pan, crying won't change what has happened. Cheer up. "

She nodded, starting to sit back up, " Obaasan...Ojichan. "

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" Please tell me you felt that just now. " Dende gulped, freezing in place.

" Afraid, eh? " Piccolo snickered.

" It's not that! I sensed something bad! Coming from the way we came! " the guardian pointed behind them.

Piccolo paused, " We don't have time to go back, we've been moving for 3 hours now. "

" Mr. Popo has a terrible premonition from both directions. " the genie said.

Piccolo's flashlight shown on something just 4 feet ahead of them; the door, " Well, looks like we're here. " he

reached for the doorknob, " Brace yourselves now. " the taller namekian smirked, then turned the knob.

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" Ohh..my head. " Goku opened his eyes. He looked around to see he was floating in darkness, Chi-Chi and Kinto'un

nearby, " Chi-chan! " he dashed over to her and started to shake Chi-Chi back and forth, " Chi-chan please wake up Chi-chan!"

" Whaaa? " Chi-Chi blinked, " Goku-san! " she beamed and held onto him tightly. Chi-Chi looked up at Goku, " Before

you say anything I was possessed and I don't hate you you have to know that! "

The large saiyajin's eyes sparkled, " Chi-chan does not hate me but loves me afterall and we can stay together and

she won't kick me out so I would have to live in Veggie's room from now on? "

" OF COURSE NOT! " Chi-Chi gasped.

" Although living in Veggie's room with Veggie would be fun—— " Goku beamed at the idea, then gasped, " OH NO! "

" What? " Chi-Chi pulled away.

Goku whipped around so his back was facing her. A blush-line appeared over his nose, " If Chi-chan really does love

me afterall...and I....OHHHHHHH, I did a naughty thing, Chi-chan. " he gulped, recalling what he had done.

" What, kind, of naughty thing? " Chi-Chi looked worried.

" Umm--n--nothing! " Goku stammered, " NOTHING AT ALL. " he said loudly.

" Mmmph mmph mmh. " Kinto'un said skeptically.

" Hahahahaha.. " he nervously laughed.

" Huh. " Chi-Chi watched him, " Well, we'll worry about that later. Now...where are we? "

" Welcome guests! It's been a long time! And a couple too! What a surprise. I rarely get more than one player at a

time. "

" HEY YOU! WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE WE! " Chi-Chi demanded while Goku and Kinto'un glanced around in random

directions.

" Are we dead? " Goku added.

A strange, large-headed, teal-skinned man appeared with namekian-esque ears, a red shirt, and tan pants, " No, not

yet. "

" Who are you? " the larger saiyajin pointed to him in surprise.

" Goku-san, its not polite to point. " Chi-Chi said.

" Sorry. " Goku looked downward, twiddling his thumbs.

" My name is Sugorou and I'm a Yakura. " the man introduced himself, " And the lucky couple would be? "

" I am Son Chi-Chi Gyu-Mao, and this is my husband-- "

" --Son Goku! " he grinned widely, " But my birth-name/saiyajin name is Kakarrotto Koi! But only Veggie gets to call

me that cuz he's special! "

" Oh he's "special" alright. " Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.

Sugorou turned to Goku, " No, Goku, you and your wife aren't dead yet, but you're going to die as it is. HA HA HA

HA! " he laughed.

Goku glared back at him, " HA HA HA! " he mock-laughed in return, " Is the river Styx or something running near

there? "

" No, this place might be more complicated than the river Styx. The point of the river Styx is that you're fine as

long as you don't cross the river. If you're lucky, you can come back to life again. But if you jump into Sugorou's Space,

it's not going to be that easy. " he shook his finger, then turned and walked off. Casino-esque lights started to appear in

random places as he continued off into the distance.

" I don't like this. " Chi-Chi commented, suspicious.

" Mmph mph. " Kinto'un agreed.

" Come on Chi-chan, maybe he know a way out of here! " Goku tried to brighten things up, " Hey Sugorou! What's this

Sugorou's Space? " he ran up to him. Lights came on and out of nowhere dozens of gigantic dice dropped onto Goku's head,

covering him, " Iiip! "

" Goku-san! " Chi-Chi dashed up to him.

Goku poked his head out from under the huge dice, " Owww.. "

" Hn. " Chi-Chi sent a death-glare at Sugorou, who backed away from her, uneasy.

" Listen carefully. We through his dice and process the number that comes out. The one who scores first is the

winner. If you lose you die, if you win you're saved. Simple, isn't it? Well, but I'm here, alive; that means nobody has ever

beaten me. "

" Boardgame of doom, huh. " Chi-Chi said dryly, looking around.

" Do you do this with everyone that comes here? " Goku said as the dice around him disappeared with the exception of

the one Sugorou was holding.

" Not that I'm proud of this, but I've won 32,978,572 times successively. " Sugorou grinned.

Goku lay there on his stomach with his hands on his cheeks and his legs moving up and down slightly, " You must have

so much time to spare. " he said in awe, then smiled.

" I think he's lying. " Chi-Chi glanced at Sugorou.

" Aren't you a little ray of sunshine. " Sugorou flatly remarked to Chi-Chi.

" Oh-kay! " Goku hopped to his feet, " This sounds interesting. I can't get out of here unless I do this anyway,

can I? And since I found out I'm not dead, I don't have time to play here. Especially when I have a Veggie to save! "

" And earth. Don't forget about earth. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

" Earth too! " Goku chirped, then grinned determindly, " Let's do it! "

Sugorou was taken aback by the saiyajin's sudden determindness, " Ah, hai. That's the spirit. " he walked over to

the start space along with Goku and Chi-Chi.

" "Aer you ready"? " Chi-Chi blinked at the spelling.

" That's a Kinto'un, correct? " he asked them.

" Yup! " Goku smiled.

" In that case he doesn't need to play. Kinto'un are created in otherworld anyway so he's pretty much safe. " he

shrugged, " Now, Let me remind you first that you can't use ki here. You can't fly to the goal or destroy pieces with your

ki. "

" I guess that would defeat the purpose... " Chi-Chi trailed off in thought.

" No need to worry! We won't cheat! " Goku nodded contently.

" If you cheat, that's the end of you, the end. Let's go! " Sugorou tossed the dice into the air. It landed on 4,

" Ah, one two three four. " he hopped up four spaces, " Now your turn. "

The dice appeared before Goku, " Haha. ▫Whoop▫! " he tossed it up, " HAHAHA! A 6! "

" Go Goku-san! " Chi-Chi cheered.

" I'm going ahead of you! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as he dashed past Sugorou.

" Go back 5 spaces! " a deep voice from nowhere announced as a huge white glove came down and carried Goku by the

back of his gi shirt to the start space.

" Look Chi-chan! Its a giant Veggie-glove! " Goku stared at the object, delighted, " I wonder if there's a giant

Veggie to go along with it. " he grinned at the thought.

" What's a "Veggie"? " Sugorou cocked an eyebrow at them.

Goku opened his mouth with a huge grin on his face only to have Chi-Chi slap her hand over it.

" Don't get him started. " she groaned.

" Alright. " Sugorou shrugged, " One other thing, you have to obey the directions of the frames you stop on. Well, if

you're lucky, good things will happen to you. " he tossed the dice, " I got three. " he hopped three spaces.

" Lucky Chance! You can throw the dice three times! " another voice announced as victory music played. Sugorou rolled

three dice at a time and got three more sixes.

" I'm going ahead! Curry Rice! "

Goku pouted, " That's not fair. "

" I bet its fixed. Don't worry Goku-san. " Chi-Chi patted him on the shoulder, then realized something, " HEY!

Where's MY turn! "

" Oh, I'm sorry. " Sugorou said as the dice appeared infront of Chi-Chi, " Good luck, madam! "

" DON'T CALL ME MADAM I'M NOT THAT OLD YET! " Chi-Chi snapped.

" Go Chi-chan! Get a high number and beat that meanie so we can get back and save Veggie! " Goku cheered her own.

" Alright Goku-san! " Chi-Chi smirked and tossed the dice into the air.

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" ▫Sqweeeeeeeeak▫ " the gigantic door opened. Piccolo, Dende, and Mr. Popo looked out into the place before them.

It was huge. The ground looked like it was made up of bundles of dark gray clouds, and there was lightning flashing in random

spots in the distance.

" This is the place alright. " Piccolo said, powering up.

" Ohhh..just seeing it again makes Mr. Popo's stomach feel queasy. " Mr. Popo said.

" It actually doesn't look as bad as I imagined it would be. " Dende commented, then stepped out and to his right

only to bump into a tall figure wearing a black robe. He froze, then looked up to see the figure's face, a pale-looking

namekian older than Piccolo but younger than Kami with no pupils or irises, " WAHH! " the current guardian jumped back.

" Trespassers. " his eyes lit up red and three more similar figures appeared.

Piccolo tossed off his hat and cape, " Dende, Popo, you might want to run ahead. " he smirked.

" Uh... " Dende blinked.

" Hurry Dende! Mr. Popo exclaims! " the genie grabbed Dende by the arm and dashed off. One of the former guardians

turned to face them and held one arm up in the sky. Lighting bolts began to blast down, the two nearly dodging the attacks.

" I see we meet again, Kami. "

" I'm on a mission, elder. " Kami said seriously.

" WE'RE on a mission. " Piccolo corrected the second voice that had come out of his mouth, " To deliver the sacred

water to the wind chamber. An alien named Bebi has possessed nearly the entire planet. "

" Well that's not our problem, is it. " one of the remaining three old namekians stepped forth.

" I happen to think it is. " Piccolo smirked, " SUPER-SIZE!! " his body enlarged to its humongous form.

" Very well. " the same elder said, then announced the same attack and enlarged his own body to match Piccolo's

height, " HAAAAA! " he kicked his leg forward only to have Piccolo block it with one arm, then grab the former guardian's

leg with his other arm. Piccolo swung him over his head and onto the ground.

" ▫POW▫! "

" AAARR! " the elder shot a blast of fire at Piccolo, who dodged it only to be ki-blasted by a second, currently

normal-sized guardian. He whipped to his side and snatched the two other former guardians with his right hand. He squeezed

them tightly. The super-sized elder clenched his fists as Piccolo held out his own to more clearly show what he now held.

He snickered, " So, now that that's settled, how about a deal? "

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" ▫Sploosh▫! " a fish flew out of the water and landed back into it again. Rou Dai Kaioshin sat on the edge of the

pond holding a fishing pole.

" Ahh! That's a big one! "

A large figure suddenly appeared above the lake and fell crashing into the water, soaking the old kai.

" ▫GASP▫! " Kaibito stuck his head out of the water, coughing, " Dai Kaioshin! " he exclaimed.

" Baka! What are you doing here! You'll scare the fish away! " Dai Kaioshin snapped at him, then lamented, " That was

a big one too... "

" Ah, sorry! " the portara fusion laughed nervously, then frowned, " Dai Kaioshin...I..dropped Goku, Chi-Chi, and

Kinto'un in Sugorou Space. "

" Nani?! " the older kai gawked.

" I didn't mean to! I almost saved them! " Kaibito clapped his hands together and a small projecter appeared

floating in the air beside him. He whipped out a pointer and pointed to it as the flashback shown on the screen, " Just as

Bebi's attack was about to hit them I teleported to Goku's ki and grabbed the three of them, but in the middle of teleporting

back the attack exploded sending ripples through the time-space continuum. The wind was so powerful I lost my grip and

dropped them seconds before I reappeared here. " the screen now showed Kaibito falling into the lake like he'd done 2 seconds

ago. He clapped his hands again and the projector disappeared, " I was careless. "

" Oh, that's really no good. That's a place even my powers can't reach. If they fell there, I can't do anything about

it. There's no other way to get out but by themselves. " Rou nodded, deep in thought.

" Hn.. " Kaibito sighed, then glanced over at the older kai's fishing pole and sweatdropped, " Um, Ancestor... "

" Hai? "

" Why are you fishing without a hook and line? "

Dai Kaioshin looked over to see all he held was the actual pole itself, " Ah...that's strange. I just had it a second

ago...I think. "

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" Ka me ha me ha. " Goku sang cheerfully as he bounced from space to space on the life-sized board game.

" ▫BUM▫BUM▫BA▫BUM▫BUM▫BA▫BUM▫! " the trumpets that had played when Sugorou hit his 'throw 3 times' spot resounded.

" HAH! A break! " Chi-Chi, who was even further behind Goku and Sugorou, pumped her fist in the air.

A huge microphone with a mouth holding a smaller microphone appeared, " Riddle Pan! " he announced.

" Huh? " light shown around Goku's spot and suddenly it was shot up into the air a good 20 feet, " WAHHH! " Goku

grabbed a tight hold onto his space. He dizzily stood back up.

An unusually large Sugorou appeared behind him, " You stopped on the frame of Riddle Pan. It's good for kids, so YOU

should have no problem at all. "

" Riddles? " Goku blinked, " Veggie's good at solving riddles---EEP! " he yelped as the space suddenly enlarged

into a circular red ramp leading inwards. The larger saiyajin turned the other way and started to jog to keep from moving.

" First question! "

" WHOA! " Goku tripped and was now running on all fours.

" 10 ants gathered and said something. What did they say? " the talking microphone asked him.

Goku stared at him, utterly confused, " What are you saying!? Ants can't talk! "

" Excuse me, this is a riddle, so the correct answer is "Thank you." the talking mic said.

" Riddle...oh yeah! " he paused from running and slid into the middle of the ring, " Whoa! " he felt his bottom

sink into the ground.

" As you get wrong answers the hole gets bigger. " the mic said.

" If you can't answer, the hole still enlarges as if you'd gotten it wrong. Look at the bottom. " the huge Sugorou

advice.

Goku glanced down to see there was indeed a small hole beneath him. He looked down further and let out a shriek when

he saw bundles of sharp points at the end of the hole, " AHHH! CHICHANHELP!! "

" Second question! " the mic announced.

" NO NO NO! I can't do this I'm no good at riddles and I don't like sharp pointy objects that look like needles!! "

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" ▫MARCH▫MARCH▫MARCH▫MARCH▫! " the people of earth marched down the streets and highways in a possessed state while

Bebi along with his "minions" flew towards a large covered center in the middle of West City. The platform opened and Bulma

smirked as it began to rise out of the ground.

It was a spaceship of unfathomable size, which shook the ground as it rose out of it. Pan, Hercule, and Buu ran up

a set of stairs nearby.

A second of the ship appeared out of the top and opened to reveal Bulma standing there, " Everything is ready,

Bebi-sama. " the possessed genius bowed lightly.

" Excellent, my queen. " Bebi chuckled, " You may begin. "

Pan screeched to a halt at the top of one of the lower platforms nearby the ship. She gasped at the additional number

of Bebi-possessed people, " AHHH! He has TRUNKS?! " she gawked, " NOW who will I taunt when the mood strikes me! "

Hercule sweatdropped, then patted her on the shoulder, " There there. "

" Hn...hey is he wearing actual man-clothes? " the demi-demi-saiyajin said in surprise, " Huh. Good for him. " she

glanced at the others, " That's strange, I don't see Kaasan anywhere. Hey! Maybe she's oh-kay! " Pan clasped her hands

together, smiling at the thought.

" I hope so. " Hercule said, " Your Kaasan could really help us out if we could find her. "

" Buu help Pan and Hercule find Videl, yes yes? " Buu grinned and patted a hand ontop of both Hercule and Pan's

heads.

" Sure! But we have to get back before the ship lifts off if we're going to save the day! " Pan grinned Son-style.

" Do you really think we could save the planet? Without Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and the others? " Hercule asked,

worried.

" Well there's no harm in trying, is there? "

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" How much further do they expect us to be marching? " Yamcha whispered to Tenshinhan and Launch. The trio had gone

undercover and were marching with the rest of the population of Earth towards Bulma's humongous spaceship. Tenshinhan had

capsulized the car and kept it in his pants pocket, along with the sacred water.

" I don't know. But Bebi's ki is getting close. REAL close. " Tenshinhan narrowed his eyes seriously.

" Yeah well bring him on! We'll teach him a lesson for possessing OUR homeplanet. " Launch slammed her fists

together determindly.

" That is, if we have a plan by then. " Tenshinhan pointed out.

" We just have to find his weak spot. That's what helped Puar and I defeat Goku back when he first went oozaru on

us. " Yamcha explained.

" If he has a weak spot. "

" And if he doesn't have one I'll MAKE one for him. " Launch smirked.

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" ▫Pant▫pant▫pant▫pant▫ " Goku desperately continued jogging at the same fast speed as the room for him to jog

shrank.

" What's the second chestnut that's always scared? " the mic asked.

" What kind of riddle is THAT?! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.

Goku opened his mouth to talk to her.

" Uh-huh, the next thing you say I'll take as your answer. " the mic shook his finger.

The larger saiyajin pouted.

" Hm... " Chi-Chi rubbed her chin, " AH! " she got it and clasped her hands together, then waved to Goku, " Goku-san!

I figured it out! "

" Good for you, but no helping him. " Sugorou appeared nearby her.

" Huh...Gokkun? " he guessed.

" Bzzt. Okkun! Which depending on the context can mean either a type of chestnut OR to be scared! " the mic nodded.

The space Goku was on shrank again and he nearly fell in only to grab the sides of the ring and move himself by

walking his fingers up the ramp.

" Who is the person that doesn't pay, but is always riding a taxi? "

" Oh I know this one! " Chi-Chi said.

" Veggie! " Goku chirped.

" The taxi-driver! " Chi-Chi exclaimed at the same time as Goku.

The mic cocked his head, " Who's "Veggie"? The correct answer is--a taxi-driver! "

" "Veggie"?! HOW DID YOU GET TO THAT CONCLUSION!? " Chi-Chi shouted at Goku.

" I miss Veggie and cannot help thinking a-bout him and cuz I have seen Veggie ride public transportation and hop

off without paying be-fore. " Goku explained.

" Still, your answer is incorrect. " the mic said, " Therefore-- " the entire space disappeared around Goku.

" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! " the large saiyajin cried out as he fell down into the hole.

" GOKU-SAN!! " Chi-Chi yelped.

" MMPHMPH!! " Kinto'un cried out as well. He jumped to fly after Goku only to have Sugorou hold his hand out.

" Sorry, you each play individually ya know. "

Kinto'un began to worriedly sweat.

" HAAAA! " Goku tried burst into ssj only to have it instantly power back down on him as he neared the spikes. He

quickly shifted his body weight and caught himself in an awkward position between several of said spikes, " ... "

" Oh boy, he couldn't clear the first event. It ended all too soon. Was I too serious in fighting these two? "

Sugorou folded his arms and pondered.

" HEY! I AM NOT DEAD YET! " Goku called to the others from the bottom the tunnel.

" GAH!? You're kidding? " Sugorou peered down inside to see Goku still alive, though in the odd position.

" Heh-heh. " Chi-Chi smirked at the large-headed man, " You really don't know WHO you're dealing with, huh! "

" Hn. " he glared back at her, " Very well. " the dice re-appeared, " Let's continue! " he tossed it into the air.

The dice landed on 2. Sugorou twitched, then whispered to it, " It's 6. "

" Ahh. " the dice grinned, then flipped to its 6 side.

" You're talking to your dice? "

" WAH?! " Sugorou jumped back to see Goku suddenly standing next to him.

" Hi! " Goku waved cheerfully.

" Well, ah, you'd start talking to inanimate objects too if you were stuck here by yourself for so long. " Sugorou

nervously brushed him off.

" Oh. " Goku blinked, " Oh-kay! "

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" ▫FWEE-OO▫FWEE-OO▫FWEE-OO▫! " Goku looked around quickly as bright, multi-colored lights flashed around him.

Sugorou, having gotten upset thanks to Chi-Chi, had fixed it so she was now at least a dozen spaces behind them.

" Bearing Contest! " a voice announced.

" Bear? " Goku tilted his head as a thought-bubble with a picture of the large mammal appeared above his head.

" Not the animal kind. " Sugorou popped Goku's bubble and smirked, " You must not cry on that frame. If you drop a

tear, the game is over and you're dead. "

" But what does that have to do with bears? "

" Nothin. "

" Then why do you call it-- "

" --not important! " he interupted Goku before he could finish.

" Well anyways, this should be easy! " the larger saiyajin nodded confidently.

" How come? "

" Be-cause I never cry! "

" HA! " Chi-Chi scoffed in the distance.

" ...much. " Goku twiddled his fingers shyly.

" Well, hold out. " he said, then jumped out of the way as gobs of strong-smelling objects began pouring onto the

frame from the sky.

" Huh? " Goku caught one, " Onions?

" ▫SWISH▫! " something sliced by him, causing Goku to freeze in place.

" WHAT WAS THAT?! "

" ▫SWISH▫ ▫SWISH▫ ▫SWISH▫! " dozens more similar sharp objects flew by, slicing the onions as they went. One almost

chopped Goku's ear off and he jumped to the side to see what it was while holding his lucky ear, which was ironically his

portara one, protectively.

" Kitchen knives? I'm not allowed to use those. " he said outloud. The knives began slicing the onions into such

small bits that they melted into an onion-scented liquid. Goku's nose cried out in pain and he clutched it as his eyeballs

turned red, " Actually, I don't like onions cuz my nose is too sensitve, but I won't cry. "

" It's not a matter of your like or dislike of onions. " Sugorou said while crying at the scent of them.

Goku pinched his nose with one hand and kicked the remaining juices off the platform. His nose instantly calmed back

down and his eyeballs went back to white, " Saiyajin have super-sensitive noses ya know! Twice as strong as a human's! Veggie

told me so! "

" Did I? "

Goku froze in place. That voice. He almost swallowed his own breath as he slowly turned around to see what looked

like Vegeta wearing a little blue gi and a small, hurt frown on his face, " Veggie? " he walked towards the tip of the

platform and reached out, his arms and the little ouji a foot from each other, " Veggie! " Goku cried out desperately.

" Why'd you leave me alone, Kakay? " Vegeta sniffled, lost.

" Huh? "

" You left me all alone for Bebi to take my body from me. Just like you left me alone when you went to train Uubu!

And when you left me alone when you decided to stay in otherworld after Cell killed you. You didn't even tell me GOODBYE! "

he cried out, hurt.

Goku reached out and grabbed Vegeta by the wrist, then pulled him onto the platform, " Aww Veggie. "

Vegeta looked up at him, the larger saiyajin's eyes were glazed over with tears.

" Veggie I could never tell you goodbye because I never want to say goodbye to you. I wanna be with you forever

Veggie. " he gave the smaller saiyajin a hug, " And I promise I'll save you from Bebi...I'll save everyone from him. I

can't lose you Veggie! " Goku glomped and held on as tightly as possible in his normal form. He squinted his eyes shut and

started to rub the little ouji's back only to suddenly be rubbing air, " Huh? " Goku opened his eyes, " AHHHH! WHERE'D VEGGIE

GO!? " he freaked out with worry.

" That wasn't "Veggie", that was part of the game. " Sugorou sweatdropped, " You're starting to make me wonder which

one you're really married to. "

" Haha! Silly! I'm married to Chi-chan. We told you that when we first got here! " Goku laughed, clueless to

Sugorou's allusion.

" They are rather "chummy" with each other, huh. " he glanced over at Chi-Chi, snickering.

" Don't rub it in. " she folded her arms, annoyed, " And the Ouji isn't prone to over-emotional outbursts either. I

don't know WHERE you got THAT from. "

" Goku's imagination actually. "

" He tends to over-exaggerate certain things. Like the Ouji wearing a gi; he doesn't do that on a regular basis. "

" Ah. "

" Veggie... " Goku sulked, looking at his hands and flexing his fingers back and forth.

" Well you didn't have to be so mushy with him just now! " Chi-Chi snapped, frustrated.

Goku rubbed his nose and stood back up, staring longingly at the spot on the platform where the imagination-Veggie

had been, " Oh Veggie. "

" Goku-san! "

" Chi-chan? " Goku looked around.

" Is there a weird echo in here or something? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, rubbing her ears at the sound of her own voice.

Goku and Chi-Chi looked over to see a second Chi-Chi, this one wearing a nurse's uniform and holding what must've

been the largest hospital needle in the history of hospital needles.

" Oh you gotta be kidding me. " Chi-Chi said in shock, slapping herself on the forehead.

The Chi-Chi-Nurse glared angrily at Goku, then pointed to him, " You're seldom home, always training with the Ouji

and spending time with HIM! You treat that evil little Ouji like he's more important to you than every other person on this

planet! All you do all day is eat and play with the Ouji, that's IT! Why don't you work and bring money back home sometime!?"

she screamed at him.

Goku fell back onto his rear end, frightened, " Th--there's nothing wrong with spending time with Veggie. "

" OF COURSE THERE IS! He's twisted and manipulative and all-around EVIL! Don't you know what'll happen if you start

spending too much time with the Ouji? It'll start small, maybe watching a few movies together on the couch, but before you

know it you'll start eating your popcorn out of the same bowl, drinking with two straws out of the same glass, SLEEPING IN

THE SAME BED!! "

" AHHHHHHH! " The larger saiyajin whimpered and bent his head down, " No Chi-chan I'd never do that, I'd never break

a rule! "

" Geez do I really sound like that? " Chi-Chi pondered from her own spot, worried at the thought.

" If you didn't have those rules you'd have run off somewhere exotic with that Ouji a long time ago wouldn't you! "

she accused him.

" NO NO NO! " Goku wailed.

" You'd rather be the Ouji's pampered little Oujo and be spoiled silly by him, WOULDN'T YOU! "

" ... " Goku stared at the ground, shuddering and shaking.

" You LOVE the Ouji, don't you! " she spat.

" STOP! " the large saiyajin cried out, his ears ringing.

The Chi-Chi-Nurse cocked the giant needle, then swung it forth towards Goku as he whipped around only to plundge the

needle into his left butt-cheek.

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Goku bawled in pain as he lept into the air while she smirked at him only to

be kicked in the side of the face and knocked backward.

" ARG! "

" HOW DARE YOU! Attacking Goku-san with a needle like that! " Chi-Chi herself snarled at the nurse.

" You can't say you disagree with my accusations. "

" ... " Chi-Chi glowered.

" Eeep! " Goku finally re-landed, holding his hands over his rear end. His eyes flooded with tears he couldn't choke

back and flew down his cheeks.

" HAH! You cried! " Sugorou laughed.

" ITS NOT FUNNY YOU JERK! " Chi-Chi roared at Sugorou, who nervously hovered away from her.

" ▫Suckle▫suckle▫suckle▫ " a strange sucking noise came from behind them. Both looked over at Goku, who's eyes were

currently sucking the tears back into them until his eyes were once again dry.

" I won't cry. " Goku said, his voice wavering slightly with pain.

" ... " Sugorou gawked at this, " Is what you did just possible!? "

" Of course! Goku-san can do anything! " Chi-Chi boasted.

" Can he. " Sugorou said flatly.

" Neeeh! " Goku stuck his tongue out at him, then grinned.

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" HOOO! " Chi-Chi tossed the dice into the air, " 4. One two three four. " she jumped four times.

" Anger Management! " the voice announced.

" WHAT WAS THAT! " she snapped, insulted, " YOU COME HERE AND SAY THAT! "

" Chi-chan. " Goku sweatdropped, a space behind her.

" You've landed on "Anger Management". " Sugorou appeared, " All you have to do is keep from getting mad and you can

continue on your way. "

" Mmphmmhamph. " Kinto'un said to Goku, who burst into giggles.

" Yeah, it will be a challenge indeed. "

" You're talking about ME, aren't you. " Chi-Chi twitched.

" Goodluck Chi-chan! " Goku gushed.

" WAH! " Chi-Chi fell over. She lept to her feet, " Alright! Bring it on! " she said determindly.

" Gladly. " a pair of knuckles cracked behind her.

" Oh no.. " Chi-Chi grimaced and looked over her shoulder to see Vegeta hovering there, grinning at her in his usual

training outfit.

" YAY! More Veggies! " Goku happily thrust his arms up into the air with excitement.

" Hello to you too, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked over at him.

" Heehee. " Goku sweetly waved back.

" He's possessed, not even in this plane of existance, and yet I STILL can't get rid of him! " Chi-Chi said

incrediously.

" Ahh, the wonders of fanfiction. " Vegeta clasped his hands together and grinned.

" Shuddup Ouji. " she grumbled.

" So, did Kakay miss me? " the little ouji floated over to Goku.

" More than even delicious snacks, little Veggie. " Goku chirped, starting intently at him.

" Huh, more than "delicious snacks", eh. " he landed on the platform with Goku, " How about a nice warm hug for

"Veggie", Kakarro--OOF! " Vegeta let out a yelp, glomped in the middle of talking.

" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM——————— " Goku smiled warmly and held the little ouji close, " Aww Veggie. "

" So how are you doing? " Vegeta asked Chi-Chi, who's hands were in fists as she twitched, trying to surpress her

anger, " You know, just one little outburst and you're dead. Poor, poor Onna. It always hurts to leave your loved ones, " he

snuggled closer to the larger saiyajin and lifted up his arm off Goku's back, " "behind". "

" You... "

" Kakay agrees, huh Kakay? " the ouji asked sweetly.

" I luv u, Veggie! " Goku held on even tighter, content.

" Of course you do, what else could have spurred you to perform such an act of naughtiness earlier. "

" Eep! " Goku froze in place.

" It's oh-kay. I'm not the real Vegeta, just a figment of Onna's imagination, so I'm not affected by such actions OR

your kaka-germs. The REAL me, however... "

" What did you do, Goku-san. " Chi-Chi asked, trying to remain calm while sending death-glares at Vegeta.

" Yes, what DID you do, Kakarrotto. Not even I know. Did it break any of the rules? Was I involved? "

" Uh.....ah, uh.. "

" It's oh-kay, Kakarrotto. You can tell me. Onna can't hurt either of us or else she'll lose the challange and the

game. " the ouji said casually.

" Mmn.. " Goku looked away, suddenly very sweaty.

" Ah, Kakay's perspiring. Perhaps I should help him remove his-- "

" ▫Stomp▫ " a foot stomped forward, then stopped.

Vegeta looked over to see Chi-Chi, twitching furiously, " Yes? " he asked smoothly while holding part of Goku's gi.

" I didn't break a rule Chi-chan! Honest! " Goku called out to her.

Chi-Chi looked surprised, " Really? "

" It's ac-tually not listed in the rules, what I did. And, and it wasn't that bad because Veggie was possessed at the

time and it all happened in the heat of the moment and---I am sorry. " he hung his head down while Vegeta comforted him.

" There there Kaka-chan. "

" But, that doesn't tell me WHAT you did. What did you DO, Goku-san! " Chi-Chi asked, slightly frantic.

" It didn't break the rules. Its not in the rules so I couldn't have broken one. " Goku shook his head.

" "Not in the"-- " Chi-Chi murmured, " How could it be something "naughty" and not a rule! Unless...it wasn't

naughty--? "

Goku's cheeks turned pink.

" Umm...I'll, figure it out later. We'll figure it out later. " she said, then noticed Vegeta ontop of Goku's back

with his arms hanging the larger saiyajin's neck.

" Heh— " the ouji grinned at her, " You know Onna since I came from your imagination I have every bit of knowledge

about Kakarrotto as you do! Think about that for a moment. "

" Huh? " Chi-Chi blinked, then suddenly let out a yelp, " WAAHHHHHHHH!! "

" :D "

::My mind-oujis are even more dangerous than the real one!:: she gulped at the thought, " Goku-san. Remove him from

your back...please? "

" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped and picked Vegeta up off his back and set him back down onto the platform.

" Wow! Impressive! And you even said please! Congradulations Onna! Looks like you're not dying today after all! "

Vegeta gave her a thumbs-up, then disappeared into thin air.

" Imagination-Veggie #2? " Goku looked around, confused.

Chi-Chi fell back onto her rump, laughing in nervous victory. " Haha...hahahaha... "

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And so the game continued, without Goku being forced to rub the shoulders of the elderly because he luckily avoided

landing on that disturbing space; Sugorou keeping himself further and further ahead of Goku and Chi-Chi.

" ▫FWOOOOSH▫! " the lava burst up infront of Goku, who was on one of small floating island-like platforms.

" EEEP! "

" Go back 5 frames. "

Goku jumped back.

" Go forward 6 frames. Go forward 8 frames. Go back 5 frames. Go back 3 frames. " Goku continued to frantically

bounce about only to realize he was in the same space as he started.

" WAHHH MAKE IT STOP!! " the large saiyajin wailed, waving his arms in the air.

" You're still there! " Sugorou hovered nearby.

" ▫KA-FWOOSH▫! " a blast of lava burst from beneath and attacked Goku. The saiyajin fell over, burnt and gray.

" Wahhh——— " he sat up, dizzy, then glared at Sugorou, " That is it! I am done being taunted by you and therefore

label you a meanie! " Goku whipped out a small piece of paper with the word "Meanie" written on it and tacked it onto

Sugorou's large forehead.

" You're mature. " Sugorou said sarcastically, looking up at the paper on his head.

" Thank you. " Goku folded his arms stubbornly, misinterpreting what he meant.

Sugorou sweatdropped at him.

" Is it my imagination that we're having a hard time!? " Chi-Chi said suspiciously, a frame behind Goku.

" You're just unlucky! " he grinned, then muttered to himself wickedly, " It's the same thing no matter how many

times you do it. " Sugorou tossed the dice into the air again and rolled yet another 6, " Ha! I'll finish soon, you two! "

" What!? " Goku exclaimed in shock only to be blasted by lava again. He twitched and slumped over, " I dislike this

stupid game. "

" Aw, Goku-san. " Chi-Chi said, concerned.

" But I must continue on! " Goku instantly lept back with determined confidence, " Because I have a Veggie to save

and I will not allow myself to die while Veggie is having his body possessed and mutated by an evil lab experiment gone

a-wry! Come Chi-chan! " the dice appeared infront of him and Goku tossed it into the air.

Chi-Chi watched him, surprised, " Goku-san... "

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Bebi smirked as he looked out onto the humongous spaceship Bulma had built and held onto Bulma herself with his left

arm, which, by the way was still partially numb, " Ah, Tsufuru-sei, I will never let barbarous saiyajins touch you. From now

on, the Northern Galaxy and Southern Galaxy belong to the Tsufurujin. It will never again be taken away! "

" Hai, Bebi-sama. " Bulma nodded.

" You did a magnificent job on the ship, my queen. I'm impressed to know these earthlings have such a vast

intellectual capability, as opposed to the saiyajin. Hai Vegeta? " he snickered, looking up.

" ... " Vegeta floated in a shocked mindlessness through his subconsious, which now had a strange yet dim red glow

to it, ::Kakarrotto...:: the word buzzed about in his half-functioning mind.

" Vegeta? Vegeta? " Bebi knocked his fist lightly on the side of his head as if knocking on a front-door to someone's

house, " Huh. He must've lost his mind back when I killed Son Goku after all. " Bebi deduced, " Oh well. " he snickered and

clasped his hands together, " Let's continue, shall we? "

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END OF PART 3

Chuquita: Hooray!

Vegeta: What was with those imagination-me's in the game anyway?

Chuquita: I missed you halfway through the chapter, and that's the result. :)

Vegeta: Ah...

Goku: (smiles) I'm happy Chi-chan and Kinto'un are there to help me!

Vegeta: (grins wickedly) Hai, watching Onna squirm in anger was entertaining. (narrows his eyes) Though I'm still upset that

you allowed me to be bitten by Kakarrotto.

Chuquita: (grins) Hey, that wasn't my idea. The gt writers just happened to be sitting at a table one day and one of them

suddenly said "Hey, why don't we have Goku bite Vegeta's arm while he's possessed?" and the others said "Great idea!" and so

it was to be. (nods thoughtfully)

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) But did it HAVE to happen?

Chuquita: I don't make that particular set of rules, Veggie.

Vegeta: (sighs and rubs his left arm in pity)

Goku: The big meanie's daydream was kinda gruesome.

Chuquita: Yeah, I may edit that before I upload this chapter... (to audiance) Look for Turles in Part 4!

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...

Chuquita: Seeing as this fic has only one or at most two more chapters to go, its time to start smushing stuff together and

doing some script-editing! (to audiance) Since Goku already knows how to go ssj4/compact oozaru, I can skip that whole part;

his flashback's already a fic of its own; so we can skip "Goku trains to go ssj4, then rampages in oozaru form" stuff along

with Uubu fighting the Bebi'd Veggie because I'm more interested in what's going on with Goku, Chi-Chi, Piccolo, Dende,

Popo, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Launch, and Turles. Since Uubu's not going to absorb Buu, I may do a quick scene with Buu training

Uubu in the art of whatever Buu's fighting style is called. (cheesy grin)

Vegeta: (snickers) Poor Ubuu.

Chuquita: I also came up with a reason for why compact oozaru from should be the one to defeat Bebi.

Goku: (bursts into ssj4) :)

Vegeta: (stares at the fluffy pink fur) ...I'm eternally grateful they gave me red fur instead of pink.

Chuquita: Actually you with pink fur would be more entertaining than Goku with it.

Vegeta: Which is why I'm glad such a thing didn't happen.

Chuquita: The Goku VS Bebi battle will be different, yet similar, to the one in the show. No "send Goku your energy" stuff,

he won't be losing the energy to begin with and the others will help him in battle.

Goku: HOORAY! Jitto and Goggie and everyone else gets to help me!

Chuquita: Also, after I finish this story, I'm thinking about doing a halloween special! Which would be only my 2nd offical

one.

Vegeta: You haven't had one in 3 years...

Chuquita: (laughs nervously) Well then we're due for one, don'tcha think?

Vegeta: I suppose...

Chuquita: Anyways here's the reviewer replies!

To Chibi Mirai Gogeta: I hope so too, especially with us approaching both the 4th Anniversary and fic #100. (crosses fingers

and hopes desperately for safety) Heehee, thanks! Don't worry, Piccolo'll be oh-kay, not to mention especially helpful in

part 4 and if it gets too big, part 5. Piccolo's my favorite db villain! :D Yup, this chapter was it :)

To tea: Thanks! I felt bad for keeping everyone waiting like that, that's why I updated so quickly. Don't worry, Goku will

save Veggie :) I also luv Veggie :D Hee— you'll find out at the end of the fic how the bite affects Veggie and the others. I

already have it planned out. Oh-kay!

To PiccoloDiamao1020: Thanks! I will!

To Goddess Shimi: Hee— had to change the rating for some of the stuff in these chapters. LOL! "Inflata-Shimi". Thank you!

I've had that Veggie 'n Bulma scene planned out for a while :D It's oh-kay I don't mind it being short.

To DSRGirl: You're welcome! I'll use it as the Quote for whichever chapter has Goku and Veggie getting trapped in hfil in it,

which should be either part 1 or part 2. Thanks! Yeah. I didn't have Pan get as emotional in the parody because if you look

back at how she reacted to most of the previous bad guys--wanting to try and fight them--having her suddenly get

over-emotional seems ooc. Thanks! Fight scenes are actually pretty challenging to do, since I'm usually more reliant on

dialogue. Turles will re-appear in part 4 :) Huh, I guess that makes sense, because not only is Gotenks ssj3 but he as that

extra fusion power. ▫nods▫. LOL! Veggie's not on the list at all. Oh, Kami and Nail, while fused with Piccolo, still have

their own minds and can speak through Piccolo whenever they wish (It's happened in a couple of my Piccolo one-shots as well).

So that was Kami speaking with his own voice but using Piccolo's body to talk. Aw thanks! Heehee, the fusions can confuse

anybody. :) The backstory part was fun because I liked pointing out the plotholes. Ah, point. That did confuse me since they

showed Goku biting Freeza's tail (they both had such funny expressions in both the show and the manga btw :D ) My favorite

dubbed dbz ep was 286 with the whole Genki-Dama/Spirt-Bomb dilemma. Goku and Veggie's Funi va's were amazing in that scene,

it brought you right into the action. Hai. Thanks! I worked very hard on it!

To Kari: Can't tell ya. I decided to keep that anonymous. ▫nods▫. Don't worry, it'll eventually be back here. Just wait until

everything settles back to normal.

To SupersayiankingTommy: I like Gohan's mystic form, that's why I had him keep it! Don't worry, the fusions get de-possessed

soon enough. LOL! Trapped Bebi.

To RyukoVulpix: Aw, thanks, I really appeciate it. Part 2 was unbelievably intense while I was writing it as well. Its a

combo of having the scenes thought out way in advance and the desire to want to keep posting here despite the incident.

Battle scenes...you gotta do a lot of pov swapping back and forth between the two people fighting and think how each one

would try to win. Also I do one move at a time: Like if person A threw a punch, person B would block it with his hand only to

have person A swing his/her body around and kick person B in the side, knocking him/her away. Person B would then attack

using a ki-blast, etc. I dunno (sweatdrops). I hope that helped somehow. The history Bebi gave in the parody was the same one

they gave him in gt. Of course since I skipped over the episodes where he was in "baby-Cell-ish" form and Dr. Myuu was trying

to protect him, that wasn't mentioned here; but did happen. I vaguely remember that from a filler ep where Kaio-sama tells

Goku how "horrible" the saiyajin are. I like the manga version of the saiyajin simply always living on Bejito-sei and the

Tsufurujin somewhere else. Because if you have them being sent to Tsufuru-sei, then where did the saiyajin originally come

from? That could lead to a whole 'nother planet full of saiyajin that no one knows about, and that theory would only

complicate stuff for my fics storyline...so, yah, that's why I stick with Bejito-sei being their home/mother planet. Hee,

big Goku VS Bebi battle coming up!

To divastarz/hieilover: Yup! He finally made an appearance! Brolli will make an even bigger appearance and join in the fight

after Goku and Chi-Chi get back. Hee— can't give away what happens to Turles but you'll find out in part 4.

To orchideater: Hai, that's exactly why I'm keeping it anonymous. I just want to keep everything on peaceful terms with this

person. Its in episode 29! Which would be I think 12 in Funi's current numbering. I forget the dub title, sorry. :( I do have

the sub title in the Quote though. True. Haha, he won't be sleeping that long though. I really dislike how they dressed

Trunks in gt, which is the reason why I changed his outfit to something more masculine. Same reason why I changed Goten's

design/outfit/haircut back to his end-of-dbz one. Gohan in this should look like he did after his mystic power-up. It shocked

me at how skinny gt made them (look at Gohan's arms in the episode where Goten arrives back at Capsule Corp after being

possessed!). Hai, I enjoyed Yamcha, Launch, and Tenshinhan in db. That's the upside about Toei forgetting them in gt, I can

easily write them in in their own adventure. Oh, if you see the new Budoukai 3 opening, they show Tenshihan and Launch

(blonde-haired-form) in one scene together. I liked her character too, I heard she had some sort of filler in the beginning

of dbz but it was originally cut out because db hadn't been dubbed up to her being introduced yet.

To Jenna & Vash: Aw, you don't have to worry about that. As long as I can stay on peaceful terms and continue to upload my

stories here and keep said uploaded stories safe, I'll be fine. ▫nods▫. Hee, goodluck bringing one back! LOL! I liked the

flashback. I'm about halfway-through with the comic. Glad you liked the picture!

Chuquita: And so Part 3 ends.

Goku: HEE— (grins widely)

Chuquita: See you sometime next week with Part 4! Which depending on its size may or may not be the ending--and if not, then

Part 5 will end the fic!

Goku: BYEBYE!

Vegeta: My poor arm...