Chomp!

by Chuquita

Just when it seemed like everything was back to normal! An evil tsufurujin named Bebi has come to Earth seeking revenge on Veggie's father, King Bejito, only to find out he's already dead. The frustrated creation decides to take out his vengence using V

4. Chu's Biggest Chapter EVER

Author's Note: This chapter is rated PG-13 for battle-related violence, Bebi cursing, and brief nakedity. Also, this is the longest chapter I've ever written for any story ever; 144kb; so its suggested that you either read part 4 in shifts or make sure you have a snack or two with you while reading. And remember, if something bothers you, please click the "back" button. Thank you. -Chuquita

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By: Chuquita

Quote of the Week: -from dbgt #40

Vegeta: Let's use the spaceship and Kakarrotto's teleportation to move all the Earthlings to Tsufuru-sei.

Goku: You're clever, Vegeta.

Vegeta: Saiyajin used to travel from planet to planet in large numbers, what's so clever about that?

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Chuey's Corner:

Vegeta: (smirks) I enjoy a good kaka-created compliment; makes me feel slightly better after getting bitten.

Goku: Aw, you're welcome, Veggie!

Chuquita: Welcome to Part 4 everybody!

Goku: HOORAY!

Chuquita: This may or may not be the last chapter in the fic; it all depends on how much I have left to add to the story

after episode 31. Buu training Uubu will be shown, but not the actual battle. Also, since Goku knows how to go ssj4 already,

the training and the oozaru stuff is skipped.

Goku: (shifts uneasily and pats his tail) Having my tail pulled out by a pair of giant scissors looked very painful indeed.

Chuquita: Bebi will go oozaru, and, like in the episode, be unable to control the form.

Vegeta: (smirks, proud of himself) That's because keeping your consiousness in oozaru form is a very difficult task of which

only the mentally-prepared can accomplish.

Goku: (grins) Like Veggie!

Chuquita: You should mentally prepare yourself for dealing with the kaka-germs inside you instead :D

Vegeta: (grumbles) Accursed Toei.

Chuquita: Also, Veggie's tail will not be cut off but instead sprained/broken-in-some-part to reduce the amount of zeno

units that keep him in oozaru form.

Vegeta: (thoughtfully) Better sprained than snapped right off. Hmm.

Goku: I still get to blast Bebi into the sun though, right?

Chuquita: (happily) Of course you do!

Goku: HOORAY!

Chuquita: There's going to be an explanation of why compact-oozaru form has the edge in defeating Bebi in this chapter, and

Turles finaly re-appears.

Vegeta: I was wondering where he got to...

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Sorry. So many characters to deal with in this fic, but I have his part planned out already, as well

as Brolli's.

Goku: (gasp) The meanie's coming BACK!?

Chuquita: Oh he takes part in the battle. He gets to Tsufuru-sei after you and Chi-Chi return.

Vegeta: (snickers) Heh, he'll be upset once he sees what horrifying mutations Bebi has done to my body.

Chuquita: Very upset.

Goku: (pouts) And probably blame me.

Vegeta: Aw, its not your fault Kakarrotto. (pats him on the back) Now biting me, that was your fault.

Goku: (sweatdrops, confused)

Vegeta: ...and Toei's.

Chuquita: Here's part 4!

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Part 4 Chapter Titles: Big enough to be part 4 AND part 5 l Sugorou revealed! l Hercule's fear – Videl Possessed l "Happy Memories" l Two WEEKS?! Piccolo to the Rescue! l SSJ4/Compact Oozaru form and saiyajin instincts l Sculpture l Wait l Off to Tsufuru-sei! l Brolli returns l Laxatives?! l Pink 'n Furry l Regroup l Landing l Its YOUR fault! l Piccolo's plan! Attack the Tail! l Family-Sized Kamehamehas l Veggie's back to normal! Sorta. l De-possessing the planet l EXPLODE?! l Teleportation l 4 more left l Piccolo's Decision – Gohan points out a plothole – Piccolo is saved! l Fusion Power l Back to normal l Happy Belated Birthday, Veggie! l A horror beyond all conceivable horrors l

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Summary: Just when it seemed like everything was back to normal! An evil tsufurujin named Bebi has come to Earth seeking revenge on Veggie's father, King Bejito, only to find out he's already dead. The frustrated creation decides to take out his vengence using Veggie as his main host instead, possessing the little ouji and nearly the entire planet as well! Will Goku be able to defeat Bebi AND save Veggie at the same time? Will the remaining, unpossessed Z Senshi; Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Launch, and most-recently Chi-Chi be able to de-possess all of Tsufuru-sei before both it and Earth explode?

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" EEEEEP! HOT HOT HOT HOT! " Goku shouted as he jumped off the final lava-related ledge. He quickly patted his

smoking rump and sighed with relief, " I really don't like this game. " he pouted.

A screen popped up nearby with Sugorou in the middle of it, " You're still there? I'm going to finish if I get a 4

next. "

Goku gasped, " You are that far already?! " he turned his attention back to the board, " Well I'm not giving up! I

have to save Veggie AND everyone else on Earth! DICE! " the dice appeared in his hands. Goku chucked it across the board.

The dice bounced off several spots and down towards the lava.

Sugorou gawked in fright as Goku peered over the edge of his spot.

" Oops, the dice fell into the boiling-hot lava. " Goku blinked.

" HOT!! " the dice cried out right before hitting the lava and shot itself back up onto the platform several feet

away from Goku, smoking.

Goku looked over his shoulder, " Hey, didn't you just say "hot"? " he plopped down next to the dice and poked it in

the side.

" I think you're right, Goku-san. I distinctly heard a voice that didn't belong to any of us. " Chi-Chi smirked.

" Ah..ah... " Sugorou struggled nervously, " Come on, Goku, there's no way the dice could speak. "

" Uh-uh. " Goku shook his head, " I'm sure I heard it say SOMETHING. " he picked the dice up and smiled, " And the

only way to find out for sure is to throw it back into the lava AGAIN! " he chirped happily.

" Hahaha! " Chi-Chi laughed.

" WAHHHH! " Sugorou fell over in fright, " NO GOKU DON'T! "

" YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " Goku motioned downward with the dice only to have a ball of smoke suddenly appear in his hands

and for the dice to transform into a chubby green creature with a large tail wearing a helmet, jacket, pants, and shoes.

" STOP! TOUSSAN ITS TOO HOT! " he cried out to Sugorou.

" Ah-HAH! " Chi-Chi pointed to the little creature.

" Toussan? " Goku blinked at Sugorou.

The little creature ran over to Sugorou and glomped onto him, worried.

" Ack! Baka! What are you doing! Turn back into the dice! Otherwise I can't finish! " Sugorou frantically exclaimed.

" No Toussan its too scary! " he replied.

" Come on! Hurry! "

" Ah, so that's what's going on. " Chi-Chi smirked wickedly.

" ! " Sugorou and son froze in place.

" That's why I felt we were having a hard time. " she turned to them.

" !! " a tail shot out of Sugorou similar to the small creature's.

Chi-Chi pointed at the duo, " You're quite unfair! "

" Yeah! You cheated! " Goku put his arms on his hips, upset.

Whiskers poked out of Sugorou's cheeks, " Don't say any more! " he exclaimed, then poofed into his original form,

that of a larger, darker green version of the first creature.

" Did you say cheat!? " one of the game voices exclaimed.

" Oh no, cheat!? " a male voice gawked.

" No way, cheat? " a female voice called out.

" Cheat? Cheat? Cheat? " the many voices began to shout at once as the entire board turned a tint of red and began

to shake while music that sounded like it came out of the ending of a video-game started to play.

" What's this, an earthquake!? " Goku looked around.

Sugorou's screen disappeared and he and his son crashed down onto Goku's space. The two creatures bent over,

terrified, " This is the end! " Sugorou cried out.

" The END?! " Chi-Chi gasped in horror, backing up.

" I hate anything unjust! One who cheats wanders the gorge of space forever! " the first voice declared.

" WHAT?! " Chi-Chi freaked out, then bounced over to Goku's space as well just as her own cracked in two.

Goku and Chi-Chi looked around as the various parts of the game began to collapse, " What's going on? " Goku

murmured. Everything around them began to shake, " KINTO'UN! " he cried out while grabbing the Sugorou and his son by the

back. He and Chi-Chi lept onto Kinto'un and flew off.

" I'm sorry, Goku. You helped us, who cheated. " Sugorou thanked him while still in panic.

" But I don't know what's going on. " Goku looked over at him.

" Yeah, explain! " Chi-Chi demanded.

Sugorou sweatdropped, " Actually we're space-tanuki, we fell in here a while ago. "

" I dunno, you don't look like any tanuki I've ever seen. " Chi-Chi said suspiciously, " And I certainly know they

aren't green. "

" That's because we're different than Earth-tanuki; we actually have a very interesting history but I don't think

right now's the time to talk about it. " Sugorou laughed nervously.

" Yeah, I've already gone through Bebi's version of "history" today. " Chi-Chi rolled her eyes at the memory.

" Anyway, we were told that if we won 540,000 times we could get out of here. We knew that cheating was forbidden. "

Sugorou explained.

" 540,000 times! " Goku gasped in shock, " That is extremely hard! That's impossible unless you cheat. "

" It is, isn't it? " Sugorou remarked with a wry smile, then pointed out into the distance, " That's the goal, Goku!"

Kinto'un flew up to the final space and Goku grabbed onto it with his hand only to have the edge of the space break

off and send him and the others plummetting downward.

" AHHHHHH! " Goku burst into ssj and caught himself, then paused, " Oh, I can use ki again? HAHA! " he grinned, then

flew down and grabbed Chi-Chi, Kinto'un, Sugorou, and his son, " Gotcha! "

" Goku-san? " Chi-Chi's eyes widened.

" Our ki is working again! " Goku said happily.

" Well, in that case, KAIO-KEN! " Chi-Chi's ki burst into a red glow and she let go of Goku and hovered next to him.

" Ah, I see you can access your ki because the space is collapsing. " Sugorou nodded.

" As long as I can use any ki I can blow a hole in this space. " Goku smiled, " Chi-chan, hold Kinto'un. " he handed

the orange cloud over to her. Sugorou and his son stayed on Goku's back. The large saiyajin put his hands together and

started to form a kamehameha.

Sugorou twitched, nervous, ::We're all going to die!::

" Ka...meh....HA...MEH... "

::This is it...::

" HA!! " the blast erupted from Goku's hands and shot through the space, distorting it and causing a large white

suction-hole to appear.

" Alright! Let's go! " Goku pumped his fist in the air.

" But we don't know where we'll be when we jump out of here! " Sugorou shouted.

" It can't be any worse than staying here. " Goku pointed out.

" Yeah, but...! "

" Let's take a chance. " he chirped, then grabbed ahold of Chi-Chi's hand.

Sugorou smirked, " Right. Let's play the last big game, shall we? "

" Heh-heh, HAHHHHHHHHHH! " Goku flew towards the exit and out into a dark void. The group looked around Goku looked

up and beamed happily, then made a face let screamed, " AHHHHH! "

Chi-Chi instantly turned her attention upwards as well to see dozens of meteors heading towards them, " METEORS?! HOW

DO YOU GET METEORS HERE?! " she quickly dodged on. Goku dodged another.

Kaibito bolted up, alert once he sensed their ki, " Goku. " he quickly teleported to where they were, " HOLD ON! "

" Huh?! " Goku looked over to see Kaibito grab him and Chi-Chi, then teleport a second before two more meteors

smashed into the spot they'd been in.

The now large group re-appeared in mid-air on Kaioshin-kai. Goku and Chi-Chi hit the ground with a thud.

" Oww. " Chi-Chi said flatly.

" ▫Whew▫! Such great timing, Kaibito! " Goku smiled with relief.

" Haha! If I had been a second late, you and the others would've been crushed by the meteors. " he chuckled.

" How can you laugh at that. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

" Ah, Goku. " a voice said. Goku turned to see Rou Dai Kaioshin walking up to him.

" HI! " the large saiyajin waved, " Wow Old Kai, you haven't changed a bit since I last saw you! "

" I haven't seen him before at all. " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow. She zipped over to Goku, " Say, is he the one who

gave Gohan that powerup in exchange for some girl to kiss him or to get flashed or something like that? "

" Uh-huh. " Goku nodded.

" Umm, excuse me? "

The couple glanced over to see Sugorou and his son lying on random plots of grass, dizzy.

" You're saved too. Good for you! " Goku gave them a thumbs-up. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

" I've been underestimating you. Thank you, Goku. We're finally free. " Sugorou nodded to him.

" Hmmhmm. " the larger saiyajin smiled back, " So Old Kai, why are we here? "

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" Hm...hmmm... " Hercule looked through the binoculars as he and Buu sat ontop of a van. People were being loaded

into the gigantic spaceship. Hercule recognized Gyu-Mao and Bulma by the stairs. Videl walked up to them and Hercule nearly

choked, " AAUGH!? VIDEL!!! "

" SHH! " Buu slapped his hand over Hercule's mouth, " Hercule be quiet or else they find you and Buu! "

" But Videl is being taken away! " he exclaimed, terrified at the thought, " She's my only child Buu don't you get

it! "

" Bebi has Kaasan?! " Pan gasped, running over to them.

" ▫crunch▫! "

She paused in mid-step, then looked down and turned blue, " ACK!? Giru! " she bounced back and picked the little

robot up, " Giru? " the demi-demi-saiyajin tapped the robot wearing her bandana.

" Don't feel bad, Giru was like that when we got here. " Buu pointed out.

" You could have least picked him up off the floor! " Pan exclaimed. She held the little robot, " When I think back

to all the fun times we had together... "

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:::" Hey guys I'm making dinner tonight! " Pan said happily.

" Pan's cooking! Danger Danger! " Giru waved his arms.

" ▫KA-POW▫! " Pan smacked him across the room with her wooden spoon.

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" Has anyone seen the spare parts we bought the other day? "

" GiruGiruGiru. " the little robot swallowed the final spare part along with the reciept, " Mmm, delicious. " he

rubbed his stomach, then looked up at Pan who was sending death-glares at him.

Pan whipped out a piece of rope and tied Giru to the fan above her, then pulled her bandana down over her eyes and

held out a bat, making a few practice-swings while "La Cucaracha" started to play in the background.

Trunks poked his head into the room and yelped, " AHH! PAN NO! "

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" ▫Bang▫ka▫bang▫ ▫Pow▫pow▫pow▫! " Pan rapidly hit the buttons on the video-game controller. She swerved her ship to

the right only to have it zapped by her remaining opponent.

" ▫GAME OVER▫ Player 2 WINS for the 56th time in a row! " the game happily shouted.

Pan looked over to Giru, " ... "

" :D " the robot grinned at her.

Pan chucked her controller at Giru, knocking him out.:::

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" ▫Sniff▫ Such great times... " Pan smiled and put her bandana back on.

" I occationally worry about you, Pan-chan. " Hercule sweatdropped.

" Buu blames Chi-Chi's genes. " Buu nodded thoughtfully.

" HEY! Don't make fun of obaasan! She's dead now! " Pan exclaimed, " And so is ojichan! "

Buu looked over at Hercule.

" My other ojichan. " Pan said lamely.

" OH!...Hai. Poor Goku. " Buu lamented.

Pan stuffed Giru into her backpack, " Well, let's get going! "

" Of course. " Hercule nodded, then pointed off into the distance determindly, " Wait for me, Videl, I'll return you

to the beautiful flower you were! "

" And he worries about me. " Pan sweatdropped.

Hercule folded his arms, ignoring her, " But how? Our faces are known. "

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" BWAHAHAHA! Revel in awe, Dende and Popo, for I have won. " Piccolo smirked, holding the elders in his grasp.

" HOORAY! "

" Mr. Popo is so relieved! "

" I don't see why you're even going to bother with this anyway. It won't make a difference. " the first elder said.

" ... " Piccolo narrowed his eyes, " What are you talking about? " he said seriously.

" Didn't you sense it? This "Bebi" you're working so hard to undermine has just made a wish upon the black-star

dragonballs. And since he didn't make his wish in the balls special barriered room, they've shot back off into space. There's

only 2 more weeks left before Earth will explode. " the elder explained.

" WHAT?! " Dende freaked out, jumping back.

" You're joking. That completely defies general dragonball logic. " Piccolo snorted, " Logically when a wish is made

any effects or side-effects created by them reset to a year, not continue on from the previous year's wish. "

" And yet, it is so.. " the elder contemplated, deep in thought.

A vein bulged on Piccolo's forehead, " Fine. " he dropped the elders to the ground, " Dende, Popo, you work on the

wind chamber, I'm going after Bebi. " and with that he put his hands together and aimed at the ceiling.

" BUT-- " Dende started.

" MASAKO HA!! " Piccolo blasted a hole through the ceiling and up through the lookout as well. He shrunk himself down

to normal size and flew out through the hole.

" Ungh.. " Dende sighed tiredly.

" Our roof. " one elder sweatdropped.

" Mr. Popo's floor. "

Dende glanced over at the genie, " ...so now what? "

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" Where is everyone going in that? " Goku stared in surprise at the gigantic spaceship visible through Rou Dai

Kaioshin's crystal ball, " It's HUGE! "

" Bebi restored Tsufuru-sei with the dragonballs. He's taking everyone there using that spaceship. " Kaibito

explained.

" Which dragonballs are we talking about exactly? " Chi-Chi asked.

" Huh? "

" They're two completely different dragons, I just thought it'd be useful information. " she shrugged.

The fusion sighed sadly, " The black-star dragonballs. "

" But Dende sealed them back into their room! How could Bebi know where they were and how did he get past Piccolo?! "

Goku gasped.

" He didn't need to get past Piccolo. " Dai Kaioshin said, " Piccolo and the others were down inside the lookout in

an attempt to unpossess all of Bebi's victims with the sacred water. "

" Kinda like my plan. " Chi-Chi thought outloud.

" They were too deep within the lookout to sense Bebi send Gohan to retrieve the balls. Bebi had knowledge of where

the black-star dragonballs were hidden by use of both Trunks and Vegeta's memories. " he continued.

" Ah, I get it. " Goku nodded, then hopped to his feet and started to perform some pre-sparring exercises, " I'm

ready anytime you are! " he chirped.

" Ready for what? " Kaibito blinked.

" To go back to Earth and de-feat Bebi of course! " Goku grinned.

" No way! " Old Kaioshin snapped.

" Huh?! "

" You can't beat Bebi in this form, after he possessed Vegeta and absorbed saiyajin power from Gohan and the others.

You, who fought him once at Super Saiyajin 3, must know. If Kaibito hadn't saved you, you would be dead now. " he nodded.

" But I can't just stay here! I need to save Veggie! " Goku gushed, worried.

" ▫AHEM▫! " Chi-Chi coughed loudly.

" And Earth. "

" That doesn't mean I'm not going to give you permission to return TO do that. However the only form that can

possibly defeat Bebi is a very unique one. "

Goku leaned forward curiously.

" It is known oozaru. "

" ... " Goku stared at him, then started to giggle.

" What? " Old Kai cocked an eyebrow.

" Don't be silly! I've known how to go compact oozaru for many years now! " he burst into the form. Pink fur burst

out of his arms and under his gi top and pants.

" Oh....in that case training you would prove quite pointless. " he sweatdropped, " Saves us time though, that's

always good. "

" How is this form going to stop Bebi? I thought ssj3 would work just as well. " Chi-Chi asked.

" Ah, but you see compact oozaru, or ssj4, works much differently. While the others are better at drawing out power,

this form draws out the same amount of power as a ssj2½ while enchancing and strengthing the instincts to their peak. " Rou

Dai Kaioshin motioned to Goku, " How do you feel, Goku? "

" Like I can tell see hear and smell for MILES, Old Kai! " Goku grinned, then paused, " I'm also having strange

Veggie-related thoughts, but Veggie's not here right now. "

" What, kind of "Veggie-related thoughts". " Chi-Chi walked up to him uneasily.

" Like I should come up from behind Veggie and give him a nice long hug. "

" There's nothing strange about that. "

" I normally hug Veggie from the front. "

" ...oh. Well I'm sure its nothing. " she shrugged it off, " ...right? "

Goku looked away, taking a sudden interest in the ground.

" RIGHT, Goku-san. "

::Veggie's been makin' my heart pound since the nibble...I hope he's alright:: Goku thought to himself, worried.

" Um, right. " Chi-Chi watched him, then whipped out a small notepad, " Note to self; have talk with Goku-san about

whatever "naughty deed" he's done after we defeat this "Bebi". "

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" Ohh, Buu sees Piccolo. " he smiled as he watched Piccolo flying towards the spaceship in the distance while keeping

his ki down to a minimum so he wouldn't be found, " Should I contact him? "

" NO! " Hercule exclaimed. He and Pan were inside pods within Buu, " You don't know if he's possessed or not! "

" His ki doesn't feel possessed. " Buu said, " Those Bebi possesses always have their ki at average instead of

lowering it for safety reasons like Piccolo's doing now. "

" Still, its not a very smart move. Especially when we decided on a plan already. Let's just inact that instead. "

Buu shrugged, " Oh-kay. "

Piccolo landed ontop of the ship, then slid open a hatch in the roof and jumped inside; a determined expression on

his face. He then pulled the hatch shut and locked it behind him.

" Here I go! " Buu took a deep breath, then smushed his hands over face and removed them to reveal it in the

bishounen form. He then sucked in his stomach and molded it until he had a healthy-looking six-pack to rival the other Buu

forms " I sculpt good! " he happily announced, then zipped over to the line and hopped behind a young woman, knocking her

forward. The girl turned to snap at Buu only to stare an awe at him instead.

" Haha.. "

" Excuse me! " Buu nodded.

" This plan was a success! We did it, Buu! " Pan grinned victoriously as she and Hercule remained inside two of the

pods in Buu's stomach.

" Pan-chan, it may be just me, but don't you think all this "hiding in Buu's stomach" may start to be an abuse of

power? And what's even more confusing is that previously whenever Buu stored somebody in his stomach he'd take on physical

attributes of that person but he hasn't done it with us at all. " Hercule thought, confused.

" Must you point out the plothole? " Pan sweatdropped.

" Hey, you! " a voice outside Buu said, annoyed.

Hercule froze, " Is he caught? "

" Are you talking to me? " Buu turned around to face noneother than Kuririn. He froze, recognizing him.

" Don't cut in line like that. Some of us have been waiting here for hours. " the former monk explained.

" Umm, sorry? " Buu put his hand behind his head, ::Kuririn doesn't recognize Buu. Must be a good disguise, or

Kuririn going senile:: he deduced.

" I doubt he's going senile, Buu. " Pan said flatly.

" Eh, its alright. " Kuririn shrugged to Buu, " We're all friends of the Tsufuruzation project. Are you alone? "

" There are two more in my stomach. " Buu pointed to it.

" WAAAAAAAAAHH! " Hercule freaked out.

" What are you saying!? " Pan panicked.

" Hahahahaha! " Kuririn laughed at him, " You're weird. I'm going with my whole family. " he motioned behind him.

Juuhachigou sat on a edge of the sidewalk across the street while Marron stood waving to him. Kuririn waved back, " There's

nothing more honorable than being able to join Bebi-sama's Tsufuruzation project with my whole family. " he said wisely.

Buu blinked.

Bulma walked past the line, counting, " 97...98...99...100. " she put her arm between Buu and Kuririn, " The rest

will remain. Please stand by until Bebi-sama's next order. "

" ▫Whew▫! " Hercule breathed a sigh of relief.

" That was close. " Pan tilted her head.

" Bye-Bye! " Buu waved to Kuririn as he walked off.

" Remain? Oh, no! Wait'll Juuhachigou finds out about this, she'll kill me! " he groaned, hanging his head as the

ship began to take off. Kuririn wandered off back to Juuhachigou and Marron. Juuhachigou with her hand on her cheek and

Marron with her arms folded, shaking her head.

" You're truely Kuririn. " Juuhachigou muttered, exasperated.

Kuririn sighed, " Yeah. "

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" I don't know about this you guys. What if we're not able to pull it off? " Yamcha frowned as he, Tenshinhan, and

Launch sat in their seats. The inside of the ship was built much like an airplane, only without any windows.

" Well its too late to back down now. " Launch folded her arms, " We're probably already in deep space knowing how

fast ships Bulma can make are. "

" Hai but this one's much bigger, I doubt it would go that fast. " Tenshinhan pointed out, " Still we need to keep

ourselves confident. All we have to do is de-possess the right people. "

Yamcha watched as Bulma walked past their row, " Bulma. "

She paused and looked over her shoulder at him, " Yes. " she said woodenly.

Yamcha smiled melancholy at her, ::It breaks my heart to see her like this:: " It'll be alright, Bulma. "

Bulma cocked an eyebrow, then turned back and continued on.

::She's definately on the list of people-who-once-depossessed-can-help-us:: Tenshinhan sent Yamcha a mental note.

Yamcha nodded.

Launch felt something, then looked up at the vent above them, " Huh. "

" What? " Tenshinhan asked.

" That's strange, I could've sworn there was someone up there. "

Piccolo sat inside the vent, he backed away from the open slits and sat down in his meditative position, " So I'm

not the only one who escaped Bebi's grasp after all. "

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" So! Am I ready to go then? " Goku asked, in compact oozaru while jogging in place.

" You will be. " the old kai nodded.

" What do you mean I WILL be? I need to get going NOW! Veggie's life is at stake! " Goku gasped in shock.

" What Rou Dai means is, it would be wise if you were to go with these. " Kaibito held out a small and familiar

pouch full of--

" Senzu beans! " Goku gushed, quickly snatching it from him, " Thank u so very much Kaibito! "

" I want you each to take one. " Dai Kaioshin adviced, " You must be at your peak while fighting Bebi and Chi-Chi

must be at hers in order to continue with her plan. "

" I'd love to but its going to be a little hard if Bebi's on Tsufurui-sei and the rest of my group and the sacred

water is back on Earth. " Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips and sighed.

" Ho ho ho! Don't underestimate those who are helping you, Chi-Chi. Launch, Yamcha, and Tenshinhan have all gone

undercover with those possessed by Bebi. They are hiding on Tsufuru-sei with the sacred water now as we speak. "

" REALLY? " Chi-Chi gawked, then smirked, " Heh, they desever quite a bit of credit for getting that far. "

Goku handed her a senzu bean and took one out of the bag for himself as well, " Let's go, Chi-chan. " he ate his

bean while she ate hers.

" You wanna bring Kinto'un? " Chi-Chi motioned to the little orange cloud.

" Well he did help save us and Sugorou back in that zone... " Goku pointed out.

" Alright then. Come on Kinto'un. " Chi-Chi smiled. Kinto'un zipped over to them. She glanced lamely at Sugorou and

son, " Well, goodluck getting back to Space-Tanuki-sei or whatever planet you're from. "

" You're too kind. " Sugorou smirked wryly back at her, " I think we'll watch the battle from here though, Kaibito

here can take us back home whenever we like. "

" Oh-kay! " Goku grinned, then put a hand on Chi-Chi who in turn picked up Kinto'un, " See you soon everyone! " he

said and teleported the three of them out of sight.

" ... " silence reigned for about a couple minutes or so.

" You think they'll make it? " Kaibito spoke up.

" That Goku takes his compact-oozaru form too lightly; just because it doesn't turn his hair gold doesn't mean it

does not contain quite a few astounding traits of its own. He'll be able to tell within the first few minutes of battle just

what it can do. " the old kai chuckled.

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" Vejita... " Brolli sat in the driver's seat of his spaceship, half a dozen presents from half a dozen different

planets sitting in shopping bags behind him. After that terrible premonition he had cut his birthday-gift-buying spree short,

" Something horrible has happened. " he said seriously, " And I have a feeling whatever's happened to Vejita has to do with

KAKARROTTO. " he gritted his teeth and surpressed the urge to burst into densetsu form and smash the controls before him in

an angered fury. Instead Brolli took a single deep breath and clutched onto the steering wheel, " Don't worry, I'M COMING

VEJITA!! "

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Bebi surveyed the large amount of people gathered on Tsufuru-sei. He beamed proudly at them.

" Look! It's Bebi-sama! " one of the possessed earthlings pointed to him.

" Bebi-sama! "

" Bebi-sama! " the people cheered him on.

" Heh-heh-heh-heh, BWAHAHAHA! " Bebi laughed haughtily.

Buu watched the display, then slid behind a nearby cliff and de-molded himself back to his normal chubby physique,

" Haha, BUU! "

" Okay, let's go save them. " Pan said and with that Buu shot them both out of the holes in his head, returning

her and Hercule to normal size.

" Wait a minute, Pan. How are we going to save them? " Hercule held his hands up.

" HEE—— " Pan grinned Son-style, " Its very simple, Ojichan! For I have brought with me a tool capable of cleaning

everyone's insides out so they're Bebi-free! " she whipped out a small medicine bottle, " BEHOLD! "

Hercule stared at it and red the label out loud, " ...laxatives? "

" Yes Ojichan, laxatives! " she popped open the bottle and poured a few brown squares into her hand, " Not to mention

chocolate-flavored! "

" Chocolate! " Buu reached out to grab one, Pan quickly closed her hand.

" No Buu! These are for Bebi's victims! " the demi-demi-saiyajin turned back to Hercule, " All we have to do is make

them take the laxatives, then in about an hour or so there'll be a mass bathroom run and Bebi's evil eggs will be flushed

out of their stomachs and into the tsufuru-sei plumbing system! " Pan said, " So! What do you think? "

" I think, you've been hanging around Vegeta too much lately. " Hercule sweatdropped.

" Yeah, Veggie-san rubs off on everybody. " Pan shifted around, " Creepy huh? "

" Hai. " he nodded, " But Pan, Bebi lays his eggs in people's heads, not their stomachs. You can't literally flush

your brains out. "

" ...must you continue to point out the plotholes in this situation or will you help me save the day? " she said,

frustrated.

Hercule sighed, " Fine. Give me some laxatives and I'll help you. "

" HOORAY! " Pan cheered happily and poured some into his hand, then poured some in Buu's hand as well.

" We'd better stay back for now. We finally got in, so let's plan more carefully.

" What, Ojichan? Don't be scared. Let's go! " she excitedly dashed out.

" PAN WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST JUMP IN LIKE THAT! " Hercule called out after.

" EVERYONE! EVERYONE! " Pan shouted as she flew overhead.

" Pan?! " Tenshinhan gasped from within the crowd.

" What's she doing she'll get herself killed! " Launch gawked as the demi-demi-saiyajin waved her arms in the air.

" THAT'S BEBI-SAMA'S ENEMY! " one of the random possessee's shouted.

" Kill her! Kill her! " the possessed chanted.

" DEVOUR THE CHOCOLATE LAXATIVES AND BE FREE! " Pan tossed the brown squares into the air where they landed in some

of the people's open mouths.

" Don't laxatives just flush out your intestines? " Yamcha sweatdropped.

" Let her go. " Tenshinhan sighed.

People swallowed the chocolates and within moments began to feel terrible aches in the lower parts of their bodies.

" AHHH! " one man nearly fell over, " Where's the BATHROOMS on this planet?! "

" Its that girl! " Bebi snarled, " Gohan and Videl's daughter! What's she doing here and why isn't she possessed

yet! " he demanded.

Hercule walked over to the people, who were groaning with bladder pains, " It seems to be working...sort of. "

" Everyone! Awaken from your possessed slumber and journey to your local place of waste release! GO FORTH! " Pan

tossed chocolates with both arms swinging outward.

" ▫KA-POW▫! " a foot kicked Pan in the face, knocking her downward.

Piccolo glanced out a window at the top of the spaceship, " What is she doing? "

Hercule recognized who had kicked Pan and ran towards them, " VIDEL! " he screeched to a halt just a few feet away

from his daughter and grandaughter.

" Kaasan! " Pan held one hand on her head as she landed, " Kaasan you have to take one of these, hurry! "

Videl swung her arm around and slapped the demi-demi-saiyajin, " Shuddup! "

" ! " Pan stumbled back, " Somehow I should've expected that with her being possessed and all. " she muttered, then

clasped her hands together, " Come on Kaasan, it's me, Pan. Don't you remember? "

" I didn't forget you, Pan-chan. " Videl said.

Gohan landed behind Pan, " Your Kaasan and I were worrying about you all the time. "

Pan beamed at the sight of him, " TOUSSAN! " she glomped onto his waist.

" But didn't he want to kill you last time? " Hercule pointed out.

" Plothole! " Buu chirped.

" SHUSH! " Pan exclaimed, then turned back to Gohan.

" Now, " Gohan put a hand on her head, " let Bebi-sama put an egg inside you. "

" WAHH! " Pan fell over, " NO. Let ME put a laxative inside YOU. " she held one out, " Try it, its delicious! "

" ... " Gohan just stood there.

" Come on, 4 out of 5 doctors agree! " she teased, waving the chocolate infront of him.

" She can't obey her Toussan. What a troublesome kid. " Videl smirked.

Bebi floated nearby, " Kill that kid! " he ordered.

" Hai. " Gohan and Videl nodded.

Pan backed up in fright, " Oh crap! Not THIS again!! "

::I will kill Bebi for what he's done to my son:: Piccolo clenched his fist as he watched the display, " All I have

to do is get some sacred water into that head. " he glowered at Bebi.

Gohan stepped forward and grabbed Pan by the throat, holding her up. His eyes flashed red for a moment. He formed

a ki ball in his free hand, " Die! "

Pan squinted her eyes shut. She burst into ssj and desperately grabbed ahold of Gohan's arm, trying to yank her

neck free, " TOUSSAN NO! "

" ▫SMACK▫! " a kick came out of nowhere, knocking Gohan and Pan backward. Pan sat up, gasping for air. Piccolo slid

out of the spaceship and quietly grabbed the unconsious Gohan, then dragged him into a nearby corridor.

" Just the opportunity I was looking for. " the tall namekian popped open the sacred water and tilted a small amount

into Gohan's mouth. The demi-saiyajin sputtered as the red mist escaped his body. Gohan gasped and sat up, looking wildly

around, " What the-- " he turned to see Piccolo.

" Greetings my son. " Piccolo smirked.

" PICCOLO-SAN! " Gohan glomped him. The older namekian sweatdropped, " Wait, " Gohan let go, " What just happened? "

" Well Bebi possessed you, tsufuru-sei was wished back by Bebi which is where we are now, and your father just

stopped you from killing your only child which had he not in time would have likely infuritated your mother beyond belief and

might even have caused her to mentally snap, and, while that would've been mildly entertaining to watch, is not something I'd

particuarly like to have happen. " Piccolo summed it up.

" Oh. " Gohan blinked, confused and disoriented, " Wait--Toussan's here? " he peeked out around the wall to see Goku

standing there, " But, why is he in compact oozaru form instead of super saiyajin 3? "

" That, I don't have answer to. " Piccolo shrugged, " Care to be filled in on the rest of the goings on? "

Gohan turned to him and smiled, " Gladly. "

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" Uhhh.. " Pan shook her head, dizzy. She rubbed her throat, " Toussan's still strong for someone who doesn't

train regularly anymore. "

" Of course he is! Afterall Gohan's got that special mystic powerup! "

The demi-demi-saiyajin turned to her right to see Goku bent down and grinning at her, " OJICHAN! You're alive! "

" And so is Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, " It's a long story, I'll tell you later! "

" Oh-kay! " she grinned, then paused, " Ojichan? "

" Yes? "

" ...why are you pink and furry? "

" Be-cause I am in compact oozaru form! " Goku said happily, his fur puffing out for a moment, " It is an

oozaru-related form which dramatically increases my saiyajin instincts! Rou Dai Kaioshin said its the only form that I could

possibly defeat Bebi in! "

" Haha! That means we don't have to be scared of Bebi and we can even beat him. " Hercule pumped his fists in the

air.

" Right, Ojichan, let's destroy Bebi and restore everyone! " Pan pointed off over-dramatically into the distance.

" Ac-tually... " Goku started out innocently.

Pan sweatdropped, " You're going to leave me here, aren't you. " she said flatly.

" Well, yes. "

The demi-demi-saiyajin hung her head.

" Hercule, you take care of Panny. I'm going to find Bebi and stop him while Chi-chan and the others continue their

mission! " Goku waved to him as he floated upward.

" You don't have to worry Goku! I know what to do! " Hercule patted Pan on the shoulder, who groaned.

Goku floated higher and then blasted off into the sky.

" Hm. " Hercule looked around, confused, " I wonder where Gohan went all of a sudden? "

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" "Sugorou Space", huh. Wow that's nuts. " Yamcha murmured as Chi-Chi finished explaining to him, Launch, and

Tenshinhan where she and Goku had been all this time. The four of them were walking around the large crowd of people.

" If you think the concept itself is crazy you oughta see the imaginary-Oujis and that huge glove floating around

there. " Chi-Chi groaned at the thought of it, then perked up, " But I'm happy to be back! "

" I'm glad both you and Goku are back. With him to deter Bebi's attention away from us we should be able to

de-possess some of his victims easily. " Tenshinhan replied.

" So, who exactly are we going to de-possess? " Launch asked. They stopped and looked around at the crowd.

" Bulma of course! She's the one who can get us all back to earth. " Yamcha said suddenly.

" Oh-kay, Bulma. " Chi-Chi whipped out a little notepad and wrote on it.

" Her ki's back in the direction of Bebi and Goku, maybe we should get someone else to help us before we go after

Bulma. " Tenshinhan suggested.

" Good idea. " Chi-Chi nodded, " Now who? "

Vejitto, Gogeta, Raditsu, and Turles walked past them.

" Huh. That was convenient. " Launch blinked.

" But what about Gohan! " Chi-Chi pointed out.

" Oh I'm fine. "

Chi-Chi froze, then turned around to see Gohan standing there wearing a gi the same color as Piccolo's. The namekian

himself standing next to Gohan.

" Hey. " Gohan waved.

" GOHAN-CHAN!! " Chi-Chi wailed and glomped onto him with joy, " Oh thank God you're OH-KAY and back to NORMAL! "

" Uh, haha. " the demi-saiyajin laughed embarassingly, " Well really it was Piccolo-san who de-possessed me. "

Chi-Chi glanced over to see Piccolo holding out a bottle with a similar size to her own, " Thank you Piccolo. "

" Heh. " he smirked, " I'm not just going to stand around while Bebi possesses and steals every person off the planet

that I intend to eventually rule over. Infact if you guys have a way to get everyone back to Earth I have a way to

de-possess them all at once. "

" That's great! " Yamcha grinned.

" However. " Piccolo folded his arms, " According to a completely illogical logic concluded by the previous guardians

of Earth, thanks to the Black Star Dragon Balls being used again, the planet will explode in 2 weeks. "

" TWO WEEKS?! " Chi-Chi nearly choked, " Doesn't that amount of time reset itself after the balls have been brought

back to Earth?! "

" You'd think so, wouldn't you. "

" ... " Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, " Fine. Oh-kay. I can deal with this; its just a minor problem at

this point. "

" A MINOR problem? Kaasan the planet's going to EXPLODE! " Gohan exclaimed.

" As much as I regret it we're going to have to deal with Earth AFTER we get rid of Bebi. Everyone with Popo and

Dende's exception has been infected on the planet, there's no way we could speak to them coherently without the eggs being

removed from their minds. " Piccolo sighed.

" Oh-kay! Let's get going then! " Chi-Chi nodded, " We'll go after the other saiyajin. "

" And Gohan and I will go de-possess Goten, Trunks, Bura, V.2, and the other strong fighters Bebi's infected. "

Piccolo replied.

" Good. "

" Fine. "

" It's settled then. "

" I suppose so. "

" Good luck! "

" You too. "

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" Kuso... " Bebi made a fist as whe stood at the top of the tower staring at one of the monitors on the wall that

displayed the many parts of Tsufuru-sei, " Compact Oozaru form...since when could he do that without a moon! And without

going into oozaru form! "

Bulma typed tsufuru-style buttons on the keyboard she was at, " Compact oozaru can be reached by will after the first

time. Vegeta taught Son Goku how to do that. "

" If that's true, why can't I change like he did? I have Vegeta's body. He's even a pure saiyajin! " Bebi exclaimed.

:::" ▫hic▫ " Vegeta hiccuped, floating about his now red-tinted unconsious with a confused look on his face.:::

" Perhaps it is the lack of zeno units. " Bulma sat back in her chair.

" "Zeno"? " Bebi looked at her, perturbed, " What is that! " he demanded.

" A type of light given off by the moon. When reflected through saiyajin eyes it triggers a chemical reaction in the

tail that transforms the saiyajin into his or her oozaru form. Those who can control themselves in oozaru form, such as

Vegeta, can compress their ki down as in regular form. When you compress your ki while you are an oozaru, it transforms you

into a compact oozaru, or super saiyajin 4, whichever term you prefer. " Bulma explained, " At least, that's what Vegeta

told me. " she stared at her keyboard, longing at the sound of his name, " VEGETA... " she squinted her eyes shut and

clenched her fists, starting to sweat.

" Trying to fight it, eh? You must really love him. " Bebi snickered.

Bulma glanced over, then gasped to see a part of his left arm crusted over with blood, " Vegeta's arm! What happened

to it? It needs medical attention! "

Bebi turned and glared at her, instantly Bulma clutched her head in mental pain and let out a shriek. Her eyes turned

dull again and she returned to her work, " You're both, very stubborn people. "

" ▫FWOOSH▫! " a ki was quickly approaching the tower.

Bebi smirked wickedly at the ki, " Come on! I won't be afraid of you even if you are more powerful. I will kill

every saiyajin! "

Bulma watched him, concerned, " Bebi-sama. "

" ▫BOOOM▫! " the wall nearby exploded. Bulma coughed as the dust cleared to reveal Goku hovering there.

" Veggie-body-snatcher. " Goku acknowledged him.

Bebi laughed, " Son Goku. So you've decided on this form to take me on, eh? "

" I can tell you right now its strong e-nough to defeat you. " Goku said, unbelievably aware of all goings on around

him due to his heightened instincts. His ki crackled around him, short-circiting Bulma's computer. She got up and turned to

run, " BULMA! " Goku cried out.

" Don't call me. You're Bebi-sama's enemy, that means you are my enemy. " she sneered.

Goku pouted, hurt.

" Damn saiyajin...I hope you go straight to hell. " the possessed genius snarled at him, then ran off.

" Bulma... " Goku's eyes watered up, " My very first friend. " he turned to Bebi and glared at him, " You are so

terrible. I do not know if I could forgive you. " his voice wavered.

" Your "forgiveness" is unimportant to me. " Bebi chuckled, " You see, I must avenge my people. And destorying the

saiyajins is the purpose I was created for! "

" I can understand being misguided by the anger of those who created you, but all these other things; possessing my

friends, Chi-chan, bringing back your home planet and kidnapping them here, you did that of your own free will. Why? "

" Oh that's very simple. You see, with the saiyajin completely destroyed, my purpose was complete. And with my

purpose was complete than what reason did I have to be here? So I simply decided that ruling over Earth--with its

tsufurujin-like people, would bring the meaning back to my life. And lo and behold, it did. "

" But you took their MINDS!....and you took my Veggie. " Goku made a fist on the last word, " It doesn't even look

like Veggie anymore. "

" Vegeta's body was too small to be taken seriously as the ruler of a planet. You can't exactly loom over people

with a height of 5'2 and a waist that has love-handles on it. " Bebi patted his sides, which were now much broader than

Vegeta's, " And as for his brain, its floating off somewhere in his subconsious; probably heart-broken at your 'death'. " he

stepped closer towards Goku only to feel a sudden pain his left arm. The arm went limp on him, " What the?! " Bebi went to

pick up his left arm with his right only to have the left arm swing back and grab him by the throat while Vegeta's tail

wrapped around his right leg and pulled it partway back, causing Bebi to trip.

" YAY! Veggiesback! " Goku happily exclaimed, " Sort of! "

" VEGETA... " Bebi growled warningly.

Vegeta held on tighter to his throat in a daze, still very unaware of what was going on.

" LET GO OF ME YOU BAKA OR YOU'LL KILL US BOTH! " Bebi yelled only to be kicked in the chin a second later and burst

through the back wall of his tower. The feeling started to come back to his arm and Bebi quickly pulled it away, coughing

and sputtering while Goku flew at him. He gave Nango a hard yank and thrust the tail back into its usual spot, then blocked

Goku's oncoming punch.

Bebi started a flurry of punches at the larger saiyajin only to have Goku easily sway back and forth, dodging each

one. The tsufurujin blasted Goku with a kiai, knocking him backward. Bebi formed a large pink ki blast and shot it at Goku,

who dodged it while flying back at him and then disappeared suddenly. He blinked only to have Goku's fist suddenly punch the

side of his face. The pink blast Goku had dodged came flying towards him again from the other direction and collided with

his back.

" AHHHH! " Goku cried out. Nango slapped Bebi across the back and Bebi just snickered. The saiyajin fell foward and

Bebi swung his body towards Goku, kneeing him in the gut. Goku spat out saliva, choking with his eyes squinted shut. They

suddenly flung open in alertness and the larger saiyajin stared at Bebi with a wild look on his face, shocking the

Tsufurujin. Goku swung his foot up and kicked Bebi back up into the sky, then teleported behind him and elbowed him downward.

Goku teleported before Bebi again only to be kiai'd off of him. Goku screeched to a halt and formed a ball of ki in his hands

, then hurled himself at Bebi while letting out an animalistic scream of rage.

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" Great!...Yes!...He's over there!...Punch him!...Behind you! " Sugorou shouted and cheered on as he watched the

crystal ball.

" Bebi's not weak at all, he can compete with ssj4. He's something. " Kaibito commented.

" HAH! What are you watching? " Rou Dai Kaioshin said, frustrated, " I don't think Goku has used his real strength

yet. "

" Really? " Kaibito gasped in shock.

" What is he thinking? Why doesn't he get serious!? " Rou gritted his teeth, annoyed as his eyebrow twitched.

The portara fusion turned back to the crystal ball, then realized something and turned a pale purple, " Vegeta. "

" Huh? "

" That's why he's not using his full power, he doesn't want to hurt Vegeta--that's who Bebi's inhabiting right now. "

Kaibito flopped back onto his rear end, nervous, " OHHHHHH! It's Buu and the Genki-Dama all OVER again! "

" Oh dear...this could be a problem. " Rou folded his arms, " Vegeta or not, Bebi has to be stopped and compact

oozaru form is the only one that can do it! "

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" Well, there they are. " Chi-Chi said as she, Launch, Yamcha, and Tenshinhan watched the fusions, Raditsu, and

Turles standing around, " Shall we get going? "

" I guess. " Yamcha shifted around uneasily. The human quartet walked up to the saiyajin one.

" ▫A-HEM▫! " Chi-Chi coughed, getting their attention, " Hello. "

" Hey Chi-Chi. " Turles waved.

" All hail Bebi-sama... " the other three said in a dazed hypnotic trance.

" ... " Chi-Chi and the others stared blandly at Turles, " You're not POSSESSED?! " she exclaimed.

" Nope. I slept through all that. " Turles shrugged, then smirked, " Different internal clock ya know. " he pointed

to his head.

" Then why are you HERE helping BEBI!? "

" I'm not helping Bebi. " Turles blinked, then rubbed his hands together maliciously, " As an evil type-3 saiyajin I

happen to have a passionate desire for wanton destruction--so I came here to blow up random objects--is that so bad? "

Chi-Chi bopped him over the head, " YES! "

" Such a violent person. " Turles snorted, rubbing his head, " Say, what's in the pot? "

" Here, I'll show you. " she boastfully replied, then opened it and splashed a bit onto the fusions and Raditsu, who

all instantly let out screams of pain and half fell over. A red mist escaped off of them and into the air.

" Uhhhh...my head. " Raditsu groaned.

" Ah, success. " Tenshinhan said as he watched them get up.

" I got a headache, Jitto. "

" You are not the only one---huh? " Vejitto suddenly noticed his surroundings, " Goggie where are we? "

" I dunno. " Gogeta shrugged.

" You're on the restored Tsufuru-sei. " Chi-Chi explained.

" Hai, I didn't think this was Bejito-sei.. " Gogeta blinked, then grinned, " Cuz if it was then Onna and the rest of

you guys would be crushed under the 10x Earth's gravity that Bejito-sei has! "

" Ha ha, and by the way, "thank you Chi-Chi from releasing us from Bebi's twisted grasp". " Chi-Chi sarcastically

remarked.

" Is that what happened. " Raditsu folded his arms.

" Wow Chi-Chi that's really mature of you to save us like that. " Vejitto said, surprised.

" You're welcome. " Chi-Chi smiled.

" There's gotta be a reason. " Gogeta narrowed his eyes at her, " There is always a reason. "

" ▫Gasp▫ There is NOT! Can't I be nice to you two demi-Oujis without a "reason"? " Chi-Chi mock-gasped.

The fusions stared at her lamely.

Chi-Chi sighed, defeated, " Alright. We need your power to help us beat Bebi and de-possess Bulma, the Ouji, and

everyone else. "

" Now THAT makes sense. " Gogeta nodded, content.

" That it does Goggie! " Vejitto chirped, " So, " he turned to the others, " where to first? "

Yamcha grinned, " Bulma of course! "

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" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! " Bebi landed blow after blow upon the front of Goku's gi. The larger saiyajin smiled at him.

Bebi glared back at him, " I won't let you smile! " he swung his fist again, this time Goku caught it by the wrist.

" Pardon me. I am surprised as well. I never thought I could be so powerful. " Goku continued to smile.

" What are you talking about!? " Bebi snapped.

Goku pointed to his face with the other hand, " Your blows are like insect stings to me now. "

" Err... " Bebi growled then kicked Goku down into the ground below, " SHUDDUP! "

The large saiyajin hopped to his feet and dusted himself off, unhurt.

" How about this? Revenge Death Ball! " Bebi formed another huge black and red genki-dama over his head.

Goku stood up and stared at it, " ... "

Out in the distance a large spaceship landed onto Tsufuru-sei. Brolli kicked open the door and ran out of his ship,

" VEJITA! " he called out, then murmured, " What is this place, it wasn't here when I left. VEJITA! "

Bebi glanced off in the largest saiyajin's direction, " Another saiyajin ki. " his eyes widened in shock, " A HUGE

saiyajin ki. Bigger than Son Goku's. "

" HUH?! " Goku froze, " "Bigger than".....AHHH! It's the big meanie! I can't deal with him right now! I'm trying to

save my VEGGIE! "

Bebi chuckled, " You won't live long enough to save your "Veggie". REVENGE DEATH BALL! " he threw the huge attack at

Goku, who held his hands out and caught it, struggling to try and push attack backwards.

" AAARG! " the large saiyajin cried out as the blast engulfed him.

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" GOKU! " Kaibito gasped in horror as the crystal ball itself started glowing bright yellow.

" Oh no! He used that move again! " Sugorou exclaimed.

" ... " Kaibito and Old Kai glanced over at him.

" Not that I was here to see Bebi use it the first time nor know anything that went on in this battle before I met

Goku-- "

" Plothole. " Kaibito said lamely.

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" MWAHAHAHAHA! " Bebi laughed as the smoke from his attack cleared, " I succeeded! "

The rest of the smoke blew away to reveal a single, thin pillar remaining, Goku standing ontop of it.

" BWAH!? " Bebi fell over, then lept to his feet, " Impossible! "

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" THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD'VE SO NARROWLY ESCAPED THAT BLAST! " Bebi yelled at Goku, then muttered, " He should be

hurt. I hit him! "

" Give up...you can't beat me. " Goku glared at him.

" WHAT?! "

" Afterall, " Goku's smirk slipped into a grin, " I'm Veggie's "NUMBER 1"! " he made a thumbs-up.

" Uh-huh. " Bebi sweatdropped.

" Now you better return my Veggie to me RIGHT NOW! Your strength cannot compare to mine. "

" ERRR... " the tsufurujin growled, upset, " Shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! " he shot random blasts at Goku, who

merely stood there while Bibishii taunted the blasts, easily swaying just out of the way at the last second.

" I have no time to play with you. Let's call it quits. "

" PLAY?! You think this is all a GAME?! " Bebi roared at him.

" I don't want to play with you. I WANT MY VEGGIE BACK! AND EVERYONE ELSE BACK TO NORMAL! " Goku screamed.

" ▫POW▫! " something suddenly struck Bebi from behind and sent him careening into the ground below.

" Grrrr... "

" AH?! " Goku froze in place to see Brolli hovering there, growling down at Bebi. The densetsu noticed Goku and

instantly they locked into a death-glare. Brolli zipped infront of Goku and grabbed him by the front of the gi, startling

him.

" WHERE IS VEJITA!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM YOU BRAINLESS CRYBABY! " Brolli yelled at Goku.

" I have not done ANYTHING to Veggie. " Goku snorted, folded his arms and slapping Brolli's arm away, " And I don't

think that information is any of your business. "

" IF IT INVOLVES VEJITA IT IS! " Brolli snapped at him, " NOW WHERE IS HE?! "

" You just attacked him. " Goku lamely pointed downward.

" Huh?! " Brolli was taken aback, " What are you talking about?! "

" One of the planets Freeza had the saiyajin destory back when he enslaved them was a planet called Tsufuru-sei.

They made some kind of mutant-alien-Cell-like creature and programmed him to attack and destroy Veggie's Toussan. But since

Veggie's Toussan is dead, the creature--Bebi--went after Veggie instead. He possessed little Veggie and had his eggs possess

nearly everyone else on Earth, that's how he got access to the dragonballs and used the black-star ones to wish his

homeplanet back. He then brought some of his victims here to act as Tsufurujin. " Goku explained, " The person you just

attacked was Veggie--possessed by Bebi. "

" You lie! That person is even bigger than me! There's no way he could be-- "

" --he morphed and mutated Veggie's body to meet his own needs. " Goku frowned, hurt, " Veggie didn't even do

anything to deserve this... " he sniffled.

" ... " Brolli froze in place, shocked, " Vejita....my sweet, beautiful, dainty little Vejita.... " he clenched his

fists and burst into 1/2 ssj, " How could you have let this happen to him! HOW COULD YOU STAND BY WHILE VEJITA WAS POSSESSED

AND HIS PERFECTLY-PETITE BODY MUTILATED INTO THAT! "

Bebi sweatdropped from below, " I take offense to that. "

" ME?! " Goku gawked.

" Yes YOU! Where were YOU while Vejita was being possessed! " Brolli demanded.

" ! " Goku paused. ::I was out sparring with Pan and waiting for Veggie to get there:: he thought fearfully.

:::" See you soon little Veggie! " Goku happily waved to him from the open front door, partly wanting to stay there

and wait to spar until Vegeta had cooked food for the others who had yet to come home, " I luv u! "

Vegeta chuckled. Chi-Chi was fuming out of the corner of his eye, " You too, Kakarrotto. " he waved back.

" Haha! " Goku laughed and flew off along with Pan.:::

" Veggie....oh Veggie I am sorry. " Goku whispered to himself, shaking.

" You LEFT him all alone to deal with Bebi while you SPARRED! " the largest saiyajin shouted, accusingly " You KNOW

Vejita is weaker than you! You should've stayed there and protected him! Or at least gone to his aid! "

" I DID come to Veggie's "aid"! "

" Pft, yeah, after he was possessed. " Brolli rolled his eyes.

" OOOOH! " Goku fumed, his fur standing on end.

" I would have never let Vejita out of my sight. And he won't be ever again once I de-possess him of this annoyance

and make Vejita mine. " Brolli smirked, cracking his knuckles.

" "Annoyance?!" " a vein bulged on Bebi's forehead.

" HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! " Goku laughed defiantly at Brolli.

" And that would be--? "

Goku grinned, " That is one thing you can never do now! You cannot make Veggie "yours" because I--- " he suddenly

froze, then let out a gasp, ::Oh my! I was just a-bout to flaunt my naughty deed which I didn't even mean to really do and

that I know is WRONG! Ohhhhh, I am such a bad peasant!:: Goku nervously berated himself, looking away and covering his mouth

wiht his hands, ::I am a naughty naughty peasant:: he shook his head rapidly back and forth, ::Forgive me, Veggie!::

" ...well? " Brolli said, snapping Goku out of it.

" ?! " Goku looked over at him.

" WHY will I be unable to make Vejita mine? " Brolli asked, suspicious.

" Ah--haha ha ha ha. " Goku laughed nervously, " That is not important now! What IS important is defeating Bebi! "

he brushed Brolli aside, then flew down at Bebi, " HAAAAAAAAAAA! "

Bebi moved to a defensive position only to have a blast of wind come from the right at the very last second. Brolli

sent a devastating kick to Goku's side, knocking him into the air.

" WAAAAHHHHH! " Goku cried out.

" Now, " Brolli walked up to Bebi, who was a good two inches or so taller than him. Brolli hovered up a bit and put

his hand on Bebi's chin, then tilted the head in several different ways.

" What are you doing? " Bebi sweatdropped.

" Kakarrotto was telling the truth. This is definately Vejita's facial structure. " Brolli nodded thoughtfully, " And

this in turn is indeed Vejita's body. " he let go, then burst into densetsu form, " FORGIVE ME FOR THE ONCOMING PAIN VEJITA!"

" ACK?! " Bebi gasped at the sheer power radiating off of Brolli, ::He is....his saiyajin power surpasses Vegeta...

even Son Goku...I have never seen anything like this::

" AAAARRRR!! " Brolli swung his fist at Bebi only to have a knee kicked into the top of his head, slamming him down

through a floor or so of ground.

" YAHHH! " Goku bounced off Brolli's head and landed his own punch to Bebi's gut.

Bebi choked in pain, then swung around to have Goku stike his hand out and launch several strong kiai's at him. Bebi

struggled to reorient himself just as the saiyajin teleported behind him and launched another kiai, only to have Bebi swing

his body around at this one and in turn launch a kick to be deflected by Goku's own.

" ... " Goku and Bebi stared at each other, determined.

" ▫FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE▫! " a huge green ki blast came out of nowhere and hit Goku and Bebi, knocking them away from

each other. A huge arm grabbed Bebi from behind and another grabbed his neck.

" Hi there. "

Bebi looked back and gasped to see Brolli grinning wickedly at him.

" I think now would be a good time to release Vegeta's body, don't you? "

" I'm not giving up this body for you OR your friend. " Bebi snorted.

" KAKARROTTO IS NOT MY FRIEND! " Brolli squeezed Bebi's neck tighter, causing the tsufurujin to sputter,

" Kakarrotto is a monster! Draining the life from my rightful otokohime and forcing him to train harder and harder, putting

infinate amounts of stress upon Vejita to become stronger than himself! " he growled deep within his throat, " I on the other

hand do not care how strong Vejita is, for I have the power to protect him from any of his enemies that may try to harm him;

especially Kakarrotto! "

" If you have such a power then where were YOU when I possessed "Vejita". At least "Kakarrotto" was on the planet. "

Bebi taunted him.

" Ah.. " Brolli faultered, " I WAS BUYING BIRTHDAY PRESENTS FOR VEJITA! HIS 57TH BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO WEEKS! "

" Fifty-seve---really he's that old?! " Bebi gawked.

" Heh, it may be considered old for a human or even your own species, but saiyajin age infinately slowly after they

hit their prime. Infact we can live up to at least 500 years; so techincally Vejita and I are very young for saiyajin. "

Brolli explained.

" Lovely. " Bebi remarked.

The densetsu narrowed his eyes at Bebi, " Vejita was lovely...UNTIL YOU MUTATED HIS BODY!! " his grip intensified and

Bebi began to seriously choke.

Goku screeched to a halt and prepared to teleport to where they two were, " AHHH! HE'S GONNA KILL VEGGIE! "

" BEBI-SAMA! " Bulma cried out as she watched the action on the monitor. She backed away, then whipped around and

headed for the controls, " Bebi-sama...Bebi-sama...you can't die...a plan is waiting for you... "

" Urrg...you..fool... " Bebi choked out, " You will achieve nothing through this. "

" What?! " Brolli exclaimed, then let out a scream as something grabbed his tail and squeezed roughly, sending him

back into 1/2 ssj mode, " AAHH! " he fell downwards.

" HA HA HA! " Bebi laughed with glee only to be struck with a semi-large yet very heavy ki blast that sent him

into the rocks below. Goku flew downwards and landed several feet away from Bebi, who struggled to his feet.

Goku walked confidently towards Bebi, who's back was facing him. Bebi leaned against one of the rocks and started to

laugh again, this time in victory.

" Hahahahaha, looks like you forgot an important fact. You're only hurting your buddy, not me. Poor Vegeta. Being

hurt so badly by those close to him. " Bebi shrugged it off. Goku stepped closer to him and instantly Bebi's left arm began

to quake, ::Again?! What did he DO to that--::

" ▫Glomp▫ "

" Eh?! " Bebi froze. The saiyajin was hugging onto him.

" Veggie. " Goku said quietly while rubbing the ouji's left arm with his own, " Veggie listen to me. We're gonna get

you through this--me and Chi-chan--we have a plan you see, and...I want you to be really brave Veggie because I know it'll

work you just have to trust me! "

The left arm almost went numb.

" I'm sorry for not being there before. But I can't do anything to change that so I'm going to have to help you now

as best I can. I'm going to save you Veggie. I can't make it without you. " he choked back. Vegeta's right ear started to

quiver as well.

Bebi shook his head clear and he knocked Goku away with his right arm, then clutched the ear, " ENOUGH WITH YOUR

SENTIMENTAL NONSENSE! WHAT KIND OF SAIYAJIN ARE YOU! "

Goku smiled, " I'm Veggie's! " he then got a more serious expression on his face, " And Veggie wouldn't die that

easily. "

Bebi blinked at him, then grinned wickedly, " Come on then...you can't hurt me at all! "

The large saiyajin nodded, " I see you don't understand saiyajin, not at all. We get stronger when we fight

harder; we're a species of warriors. "

Bebi chuckled, " "Warriors"...such nonsense. You disgust me! " he turned his body and shot a ki blast at Goku, who

deflected it, shocking the tsufurujin.

" Heh, looks like you haven't figured out all the details of working Veggie's body yet after all. " Goku smirked,

forming a ball of ki, " Here, lemmie give u a little lesson. " he ran at Bebi, " HAAAAAAA! " Goku launched his ki-blast,

knocking the still-shocked Bebi backwards through several buildings.

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" I can't believe this! BROLLI'S here! " Chi-Chi groaned as she and the others journeyed quietly and swiftly towards

the tower Bulma was in.

" Maybe we should go help Toussan. " Vejitto contemplated.

" NO WAY! " Chi-Chi snapped, then slapped her hands over her mouth in shock and went back to speaking in a whisper,

" No way. Goku-san can handle this. Right now we need your help to de-possess Bulma. Once she's back on our side it'll be

easy to find a way to get all the other victims off the planet and back to Earth and how to get some of this stuff to the

Ouji without us being killed in the process. "

" Hn. " Tenshinhan put his hand on the wall of the tower. He looked up and sensed Bulma's ki near the top, " The top

is open. Meaning all doors to the tower itself can be assumed securely locked and guarded. It would be best if we were to

make a slow ascent to the top and enter through there. "

" Umm, wouldn't Bebi see us flying up his tower? " Yamcha sweatdropped.

Tenshinhan smirked, " Not if we go from behind. " he started to walk around the side of the tower, " Follow me. "

" Alright, everyone ready? " Chi-Chi said. The others nodded.

Gogeta raised his hand, " Why are we following your orders again? "

" Because you want to save the Ouji. " Chi-Chi flatly replied.

" I nominate myself the new leader. " Turles raised his hand, then plunked a fake mustache above his lip and raised

his other hand, " I second the nomination." he took the fake mustache off, put his hands back down and folded them, " It is

settled. "

" NO IT'S--no its not! " Chi-Chi hissed, " You can't second your own motion! "

" In that case...Raditsu seconds it. " Turles pointed to the largest saiyajin among them.

" NO I DON'T?! " Raditsu gawked, " And why do you always have to pick on me. " he muttered.

" Cuz I like you. " he grinned.

" I am so lucky. " Raditsu sarcastically remarked.

" Listen, let's just go ahead with the plan we already had planned out. " Tenshinhan suggested.

" Fine.. " Turles grumbled.

And with that the group blasted off into the air.

" ... " Launch sweatdropped, still standing on the ground.

" ACK! " Tenshinhan paused, " Sorry 'bout that. " he flew down to pick her up only to have Launch whip out a jetpack,

put it on, and press the start button, sending her zooming up into the air past Tenshinhan and the others. Tenshinhan floated

there for a moment, windblown, " ...oh-kay. "

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" Kuso... " Bebi clenched his fists as he hovered in the air, bruised and a little bloody from Goku's recent attack,

" I won't... "

::Bebi-sama, please listen.:: a voice appeared in Vegeta's head. Bebi recognized it immediately.

" Bulma? "

Bulma busily typed keys on the tsufurujin computer before her, " We have to kill all the saiyajin to create a new

universe. It's your dream, so don't give up. "

Bebi cocked an eyebrow, " Dream? "

" Bebi-sama, please look at the tower. " she called out.

The tsufurujin glanced over to see a dozen small satelites littering the edges of the open part of the tower. They

all turned upwards towards him.

" This is a boost up machine. It reflects the moon's rays and shines them back many times over. "

" Boost up machine? " Bebi mumbled, surprised.

" Yes. I will boost the ray to 1000 times stronger and shoot it to you. " she grinned, " You'll be able to transform

instantly! "

Bebi shifted uneasily, " But I won't be able to control myself. Do I have to change into a mad monster? "

" Byebye, Bebi! " a voice chirped from beside him. Bebi turned in shock to see Goku just 6 to 8 feet away from him, a

ball of ki forming in his hands.

" KA...MEH.... "

Bebi twitched as he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth at Goku.

" HA...MEH.... "

A light began to flicker from the tower behind them.

" Now's my chance! " Bulma announced.

The moon eclipsed the satelites on the tower sending a burst of bright zeno light at the duo.

Bebi turned around and shouted, " WAIT BULMA! " the light engulfed him and he began to scream.

Goku gasped, " What the--? "

" NOW what are you doing to Vejita! " a voice snapped at Goku from below. Goku twitched and for a passing moment

thought of letting loose his half-formed kamehameha at the saiyajin below.

" Is the tower "shaking"? " Raditsu stared at it, then tilted his head to look past it only to have Turles push him

back.

" DON'T! Those are zeno rays over there!...unless of course you want to go Oozaru and reek destruction on the

surrounding area. " the evil type-3 saiyajin nodded, then smirked, " Infact.. " he turned to peek around only to have Chi-Chi

whip out the nyou-bo and smack him over the head with it before he had the chance, " OWW! "

" Please avoid making this any more difficult for us. " she put her hand on her hip.

" You know you shouldn't be using other people's weapons like that. " Turles pointed to it.

" Yeah, that's Kaasan's weapon he inherited from his adoptive grandpa. " Gogeta stated.

" That doesn't mean I can't use it! "

" We can argue about this later. " Yamcha said, " We have to get to Bulma! "

Bebi's scream turned into a roar as Vegeta went oozaru, causing all his clothing to rip off with the exception of the

Bebi armor, gloves, and boots. As the ouji's body enlarged Bebi enlarged inside him. A golden oozaru emerged and landed ontop

of the ground, roaring and waving his arms in the air. Bebi began to pound his chest.

" AHHH! Veggie's in oozaru form now?! " Goku gawked.

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" What an idiot, is he trying to destroy his own planet? " Rou Dai Kaioshin exclaimed as the group watched through

the crystal ball.

" What do you mean by that? " Kaibito asked.

Rou narrowed his eyes, " If he becomes an oozaru without the proper training in that form he'll be completely unable

to control himself the way Goku and Gohan were back when they entered that form. That's why saiyajin are trained from their

childhood how to master oozaru form so they can control it incase they ever need to use it. "

" Oh. " the portara fusion turned back to the globe.

Rou closed his eyes, " He has lost control...he is only a monster... "

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" I did it, Bebi-sama. " Bulma said as she watched the monitor. Her eyes glew red as she grinned manically,

" Kill that saiyajin. Kill Son Goku--ACK?! " she let out a yelp as someone grabbed her from behind.

" Sorry 'bout this Bulma. " Yamcha laughed embarassingly as he held her back.

" LET GO OF ME! BEBI-SAMA! I'M BEING ATTACKED!! "

Tenshinhan popped open the bottle of sacred water, which was dangerously low in supply, " Heh, its a good thing we're

de-possessing Bulma and not you, " he glanced over at Chi-Chi, " That would be infinately harder. "

" Hn. " Chi-Chi sent him a death-glare.

" Ah--haha. " Tenshinhan nervously walked away from her, then splashed the remainder of the water with the exception

of a few drops at Bulma.

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! " Bulma cried out in pain as the red mist left her. She stumbled foreward, then grabbed ahold of

one of the machines, panting heavily.

" Bulma? " Yamcha offered, worried.

" ! " Bulma jolted to attention. She looked around the tower she currently stood inside. Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Launch,

Chi-Chi, Vejitto, Gogeta, Raditsu, and Turles were all standing behind her.

" Hey, welcome back to the land of free-will. " Vejitto grinned.

" Vegeta.... " Bulma murmured, " I have to save Vegeta! " she cried out desperately as she whipped around and turned

to the controls, only to find the buttons on them now appear meaningless to her, " What the--? "

" You probably lost whatever tsufuru-related knowledge you were able to access from Bebi's egg due to it being

destroyed by the sacred water. " Tenshinhan deduced, " No need to panic. "

" Bebi has Vegeta's body...and he's going to kill Son-kun?! " Bulma gawked, then determindly pointed off into the

distance, " QUICK! TO THE LAB! "

" Bulma, we're on Tsufuru-sei. We can't get to the lab. It's on Earth. " Yamcha said.

" ... " Bulma peered out a nearby window to see the entire landscape was different, she suddenly noticed the giant

glowing ssj oozaru trashing the background and paled, " ...oh boy. "

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" ▫KA-POW▫! ▫KA-BLAM▫! ▫SMACK▫! " Bebi punched and kicked various parts of the planet around.

Hercule and Pan clung to each other, Pan nervous and Hercule in fright.

" What kind of creature is that?! Some giant ape? " the demi-demi-saiyajin gawked.

" What's going on? Does this planet create monsters? " Hercule said.

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Bebi threw another rock to the ground, then turned and shot a pink beam from his mouth, " RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " the beam

destroyed several large mountains.

Goku and Brolli both put up defense ki-shields to avoid being hit by falling debris.

" RAAAAAAAA! " Bebi came flying downward towards them. Goku turned in shock and started to let out a scream as Bebi

slammed his combined fists at him, sending the saiyajin spiraling downward and crashing into the ground.

" Haha! " Brolli pointed at Goku, then wobbled slightly from the force of Bebi landing on the planet again.

Bebi stood up and began to wave his arms and roar again.

Goku poked his head out of the debris, " His power is incredible. " he murmured as Bebi wandered off to attack the

city.

" You know.. " Brolli smirked as he appeared hovering nearby Goku, " Bebi tore Vejita's clothes apart when he went

oozaru. When Vejita changes back he's going to be naked. "

" OHH! " Goku gasped, covering his mouth with his fists, " Veggie is not comfortable being nude in public! "

" Luckily I have plenty of nice clothes I bought Vejita for his birthday that are in my ship for him to wear once

he's de-possessed AND de-oozaru'd! " the densetsu grinned.

" VEGGIE IS NOT GOING TO WEAR YOUR YUCKY PURCHASED OUTFITS! " Goku blew a raspberry at him, then smiled and took

his gi top off, " I have just the thing for Veggie to wear! "

" You're going to give Vejita that half-beaten-up gi shirt of yours. " Brolli said flatly.

" Yes I am. " Goku nodded thoughtfully, folding the shirt up and sticking it beside him under the gi sash.

" Hmph, we'll just see who's clothing Vejita prefers then, won't we. " the densetsu folded his arms, then growled

under his breath, " KAKARROTTO. "

" Big meanie. " Goku muttered back.

" WHATWASTHAT! "

" Oh nothing..nothing... " Goku said innocently, looking away.

Brolli narrowed his eyes, " Because I could've sworn you said something just now. "

" Must've been the wind floating through your empty head. "

" YOU DARE MOCK ME, KAKARROTTO! " Brolli's ki flared up and he lept before Goku, " I SHALL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW! "

" I a-pologize. "

" What? " Brolli said flatly, going back down to normal form.

" Super saiyajin 4 makes me very unpredictable and a lil forceful. I cannot be held li-a-ble for my actions due to

this form's intensity. Infact I can barely tell just what I'll do next. " Goku cheerfully admitted.

" Well, good for you. " Brolli said skeptically as he walked past him and floated up into the air, " You stay here

and perform your "unpredictable actions"; I'LL go rescue Vejita. " he blasted off.

" HEY! NO WAY! I AM RESCUING VEGGIE! " Goku exclaimed, then flew off after him.

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" Ohhhh, my poor Veggie! However am I going to save him now. " Goku worriedly watched Bebi thrash about the city

while his possessed minions screamed and ran for cover, " Hmm... " he folded his arms, then accidently bumped into Bebi's

left arm.

" WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! " Bebi let out a howl of pain as the arm instantly went numb. He snarled and instantly snatched

Goku with his right hand, " RRRRrrr... " he growled, then paused to see Goku smirking back up at him.

" Heehee.. " Goku grinned, then started to rub the oozaru's thumb with his hands while humming.

Bebi tilted his head, then noticed his thumb beginning to glow red, " What the-- "

" Hm? " Goku instantly looked up.

" ! " Bebi bit his tongue.

" Did u just speak? " Goku asked curiously.

" Umm, no? "

" HA! " Goku pointed at him victoriously, only to freeze in place as Bebi swung his arm down and sent it barreling

through the ground. Goku started trying to pull himself out of Bebi's grasp as he neared an oncoming building, " AHHHHHHH! "

" ▫BOOMPF▫! "

" Boompf? " Goku blinked, then gasped to see Vejitto and Gogeta holding Bebi's giant fist back, " Gasp! Ji-chan and

Goggie! You came to rescue me! " he grinned.

" Hey Toussan! " Vejitto chirped.

" We felt your ki in trouble so we came to help! " Gogeta added.

" That we are! We also brought some friends! " Vejitto pointed just past Bebi's fist.

Goku looked back to see Gohan and Goten holding back Bebi's forearm. Piccolo had super-sized himself and currently

had a grip on Bebi's neck. Grasping Bebi's other arm down onto the ground were Mirai, Trunks, and Bura.

" HI Kakarroujo! " Bura chirped, " Sorry about before! Piccolo cured us! "

" You're welcome. " Piccolo smirked, then squeezed Bebi's neck tighter.

" ACK!...Curse...you.. " Bebi twitched.

" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, " Now all we have to do is pour the sacred water on him and Veggie will be FREE! " he

gushed.

" Uh, yeah, about that... " Piccolo trailed off.

" We kinda ran out of sacred water by the time we were finished de-possessing the others. " Gohan laughed nervously.

" WHAT?! " Goku finally popped out of Bebi's grasp.

" MWAHAHAHA! " Bebi laughed, " Ah how I enjoy the irony. You finally get me down and you don't have the tools to

finish the job! "

" Actually, I think we do. " Piccolo smirked.

" Huh? " Bebi paused.

::Afterall, the only thing keeping him like this is his tail:: Piccolo sent a mental message to Goku.

::Ahh! So all I have to do is--::

::Cut off his tail:: the tall namekian finished.

Goku stared at him blankly, then looked over at his own tail, who's eyes mentally watered up at the thought,

::But, Piccolo, Veggie luvs his lil tail. And so does Bibishii who is Veggie's tail's wife I cannot just murder Veggiestail

on him!::

Piccolo sighed, ::Fine. Then just injure it enough to disrupt the flow of zeno energy to Vegeta's body::

::Oh-kay!:: Goku gave him a cheerful thumbs up, then flew upward into the air.

" What are you doing? " Bebi demanded, trying to move. The saiyajin, demi-saiyajin, and namekian all powered up and

held him tighter in place, " LET GO! " he struggled under their hold.

::On my signal we jump backwards:: Piccolo instructed. The others nodded.

" Heehee—! " Goku paused in mid-flight, then formed a ball of ki in his hands, " KA... "

" ARG! LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW! " Bebi tried to shake the others off. The fusions and demi-saiyajins instantly burst

into ssj form.

" MEH... "

" Did you hear something just now? " Bulma's head bolted to attention. Chi-Chi and Yamcha ran up to the open window.

" It's Goku-san! " Chi-Chi gasped.

" Gohan and Piccolo must've done it! The others have Bebi pinned to the ground. " Yamcha added.

Raditsu poked his head above the two of them, " It looks like ototochan's going to shoot that huge blast at Bebi

while he's trapped. "

" Wouldn't that kill Vegeta-san as well? " Turles pointed out.

" AHHH! " Bulma yelped, running past Turles and up to the window, " SON-KUN DON'T! YOU'LL KILL VEGETA!! " she

attempted to hop out the window after him.

" WHOA! " Yamcha quickly grabbed her, " Don't do that! "

" I'm sure Goku-san has a plan. " Chi-Chi nodded, " As much as I would find it deliciously satisfying, he wouldn't

just up and kill the Ouji in the line of fire just as he couldn't kill him when he was in the way of Buu during the

Genki-Dama. " she sighed.

" HA... "

" You're sure about that? " Bulma asked, still uneasy.

" MEH... "

" Of course I am. If anyone understands Goku-san's way of thinking, it'd be me. "

" HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "

The entire group turned towards the open window in shocked anticipation.

" ▫BEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO▫! " Goku's kamehameha ripped towards Bebi's trapped form.

::He..he's going to do it...he's really going to kill me...Vegeta and all!:: Bebi trembled in the sheer

mindblowingness of it all. In an instant the force on his limbs loosened and tiny dots flew off him as one large than any of

them careened down at him, blinding Bebi with its brightness.

" Heh. " Son Goku smiled.

The cloud of smoke caused by his blast lifted up to reveal a rather deep and bloody cut on the base of Vegeta's tail.

Nango slumped over in pain, sprained in several different places. Unable to process any more of the zeno units, the golden

oozaru's form began to shrink.

Bebi struggled as he lay on his stomach, twitching in intense pain. As his possessed body grew smaller it curled up

into a fetal position, ::What? Vegeta's body expanded and so did mine:: he thought to himself, then started to panic as the

space he was confined in grew increasingly small, " But Vegeta's body is changing back to its littler form. If I remain

inside him any longer I'll be squashed! " he squeezed and popped himself out of Vegeta's back, then bounced off.

The group at the top of the tower let out a collective sigh of relief, with the exception of Chi-Chi.

Raditsu elbowed her.

" What! Its not like I was waiting in eager hopefulness that the Ouji would explode from the inside out! " Chi-Chi

exclaimed in defense.

" Uh-huh. " Raditsu sweatdropped.

" QUICK! Let's go greet him! " Bulma said excitedly, " Oh! And we'll need pants, and a shirt! " she happily dashed

around in search of said items.

" What do you mean pants and a shirt? " Chi-Chi blinked, then turned her attention back to the window and let out a

gasp of horror, " OH MY GOD HE'S-- "

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" ...naked? " Vegeta mumbled, dazed and dizzy as lay there on the ground. He quickly took a moment to assess his

position, ::Let's see, I'm naked, my rear end is aching, and I'm in a fetal position.:: he blinked. The information

suddenly registered and his eyes popped wide open in fright, " What just happened here. " the ouji said in a dead-pan tone

of voice while the terrified expression remained on his face.

" VEGGIE! " a furry pink mound of fluff gushed as it landed before him, " Oh my VEGGIE you are finally back to

normal I missed you so much! " Goku picked Vegeta up under his arms and held him out.

" ▫twitch▫...▫twitch▫twitch▫.. " Vegeta's bottom left eyelid twitched at the sheer number of possible-scenereos that

were currently running through his mind.

" I broughtcha my gi top so you don't have to walk around naked! " Goku dropped Vegeta onto his feet and held out

the wrapped up shirt.

Vegeta numbly took it from him and whipped around to put it on so his back was facing Goku. Luckily for the ouji the

gi shirt was more than large enough to cover all parts that needed covering. For extra protection he pulled the gi shirt down

past his arms and tied it around his waist, covering his entire lower body and part of his feet.

" Heehee. " the larger saiyajin giggled.

" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said with the most dignity he could muster given his current situation. He turned to face Goku

with a stubborn look on his face.

" :) " Goku smiled warmly at him.

" :) " the little ouji gave back an even bigger warm smile, then shocked Goku by launching himself at the larger

saiyajin and glomping on tightly, nearly knocking Goku onto his back, " Mmmmmmmm—, Kakarrotto— "

" Oh Veggie... " Goku's cheeks began to glow bright pink as Vegeta gave another squeeze. The larger saiyajin let out

a hiccup, then noticed Brolli out of the corner of his eye giving Goku the meanest-looking death-glares. Goku glanced down

at the uncharacteristically snuggling ouji, then turned to Brolli and promptly blew a raspberry at him. The densetsu fumed.

Goku turned back to Vegeta and plopped a hand ontop of his head, " My little Veggie...I missed you so much. " ::And I'll

never let anyone take you away again::

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" KUSO! He's trying to escape! " Hercule shouted as he ran after Bebi's bouncing gray glob, " STOP! " he paused when

the glob did as he said. It started to move around in mid-air, then reformed into an adult version of Bebi, who glared at

the former champ.

" ▫SNORT▫ "

" ...oh. " Hercule said shortly, " GUYS! I could use a little help over here! " he shouted out into the background.

Instantly the saiyajin and demi-saiyajin who had helped hold Bebi down lept between him and Hercule.

" WAHH! " Pan lept past the de-possessee's and into the front row, " Do not fear, everyone! For I have a plan! " she

said happily, " However I will need Mirai's sword to accomplish it. " she reached over and put a hand on the sword's case.

Red and blue police lights suddenly popped out of the top.

" ▫WHEE-OO-WHEE-OO▫! Security breach. Security breach. " an electronic voice announced as yet another stacking cover

locked itself over the previous two covers. An robotic hand popped out of the side and placed handcuffs on the

demi-demi-saiyajin.

" You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say will be held against you in a court of law... " the

hand said to her, then retracted back into the case.

Pan glared over at Mirai, " Curse you. "

Mirai smirked.

Pan started to fiddle with the handcuffs in an attempt to get them off.

" You really like that sword, don't you. " Trunks sweatdropped at Mirai.

" If you mean its very important to me and I don't trust anyone who's inexperianced with swords to use it, then yes."

Mirai replied.

" HOW DO YOU GET THESE OFF! " Pan complained, now in the background.

" Heh-heh... " Vejitto walked up to Bebi and grinned, then cracked his knuckles and burst into kaio-ken x5, " Ready

to have some fun, Goggie? "

Gogeta kaio-ken'd as well, " Hai Jitto, I think I am. "

Bebi backed up several steps, increasingly nervous, " ERR...damn you!! " he spat at them. His eyes suddenly glew

bright and he shot an attack similar to Tenshinhan's taiyo-ken at them.

" ARG! " Vejitto covered his eyes with his hands along with Gogeta. The others looked away with their hands covering

the side of their heads and their eyes squinted shut.

The brightness faded to reveal Bebi no longer there.

" Somehow I should've seen that coming. " Gogeta folded his arms and nodded.

" AHHH! He can't escape that easy! " Pan said determindly, " OJICHAN! BEBI'S ESCAPING! " she called out to where

Goku's ki was.

" Maybe we should go check on Mommy first. " Vejitto pointed out.

" ▫GASP▫! That's right! Toussan's been de-possessed since Bebi's no longer inside him! " Gogeta gasped.

The fusions paused for a moment, then grinned and raced towards Vegeta's ki.

" MOMMY! "

" TOUSSAN! " they shouted happily, then screeched to a halt.

Chi-Chi's group along with Bulma, Piccolo, and Brolli were standing there in a semi-circle staring blankly at an

overly-content Goku being glomped and rubbed by a purring Vegeta who appeared to be wearing Goku's gi shirt as a pair of

pants.

" I am the happiest lil peasant in the world. " Goku sighed, " Oh lil Veggie.. "

" ...there is something very wrong here. " Vejitto nodded.

" I don't see anything wrong. " Gogeta blinked.

" Goggie, Mommy's huggin' Toussan. Usually its Toussan who hugs Mommy who tries to avoid being hugged for fear of

being taken over by the kaka-germs. " Vejitto tried to figure it out.

" Maybe Toussan's just happy to be back! "

Turles noticed the two bloody red marks in Vegeta's left arm, then glanced over at Goku and the connection clicked

in his brain, " Heh-heh-heh. HAHAHAHA! Ahhh...this is going to make for a brilliant "morning-after". "

" What is. What happened? " Chi-Chi looked over at him suspiciously, " You figured out what "naughty deed" Goku-san

did? "

" Oh I KNOW what naughty deed it is alright. " Turles snickered. Chi-Chi paled slightly, " Of course--being evil, I'm

not going to tell you. "

" Of course. " Chi-Chi said flatly.

Bulma walked up to Vegeta with the small bit remaining of the sacred water. She popped open the can and poured it

onto Vegeta's head while he continued to glomp Goku. A gray mess that was Bebi's egg spilled out his ear and onto the ground.

Bulma beamed, then looked back up and faultered when the ouji still hadn't moved from his spot, " ..this is really, really

strange. " she glanced at the now-empty bottle.

" Hmm. " Chi-Chi examined the situation, then gawked when she noticed exactly what Vegeta was wearing inplace of his

pants, " Well there goes one more item of Ouji-infected clothing I'll have to burn. " Chi-Chi muttered, then smirked at the

look the gi gave off, " Nice SKIRT, Ouji. "

" ! " Vegeta instantly froze in place, snapping out of it. He looked up at the dazed warm smile on the face of the

saiyajin he was glomping, then quickly hopped off and glanced down at his shirt/skirt, " AHHAH!? " the ouji cried out, then

shakily pointed to Goku, " What did you do to me?! "

Goku stopped like a dear in headlights, then zipped behind Chi-Chi, terrified.

Chi-Chi beamed at this, " Oh HO! Looks like the shoe is on the other foot NOW, huh Ouji? "

Vegeta looked down, " Dear God...where ARE my shoes? And where are my GLOVES! " he freaked out at his hands being

naked, " Bulma, where are my clothes? "

Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

" They were destroyed when Bebi went oozaru in your body. " she replied.

" Oh. " Vegeta said quietly, " And, why is Kakarrotto now afraid of me? "

" Because he realizes what a truely evil menace you are to his well-being? " Chi-Chi happily lied.

" Chi-chan! That is not true at all! " Goku gasped, then looked over her shoulder, " I luv u Veggie you know that,

right? That'd I never ever try to hurt you or force you into something you weren't ready for. " he pleaded.

" Kakarrotto what happened? " Vegeta said cautiously.

" Something deliciously awful, that's what. " Turles rubbed his hands together in delight.

Vegeta looked over at Raditsu.

" Hey! I didn't do it! I KNOW I didn't do it. "

" Do what? " the ouji's expression went blank again.

" Maybe we should dis-cuss that later and worry a-bout getting Veggie's tail some medical treat-ment? " Goku offered.

" That's very kind of you Kakarrotto however I refuse to be derailed from the current knowledgable quest at hand. "

Vegeta walked up to Goku, who was still behind Chi-Chi, " Now what did you DO? "

" Yeah Goku-san, what DID you do? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes as she looked over her shoulder at Goku, who was now

starting to sweat profusely as he went into light hysterical laughter.

" Nothing? " Goku lied.

" Whenever it comes out super-loud or in the form of a question, you know he's not telling the truth. " Vegeta folded

his arms, allowing Goku to easily see his bite-mark on the ouji's left arm. It was still a little bloody but the wound had

begun to seal over and a scab was forming that would soon lock the germs that'd been released into Vegeta's bloodstream

through the wound permanently.

Goku gulped.

" ▫Tap▫tap▫. " Bulma felt a tap on her shoulder, then turned to see Bebi standing there.

" Goodbye, my queen. " Bebi bowed to her.

Bulma slapped him across the face, " ▫SMACK▫! "

" Somehow, I think I deserved that. " the tsufurujin said bluntly, then dashed into the ship behind them and blasted

off into the sky.

Vegeta went to grab Goku, who dodged behind Chi-Chi again. The ouji felt an odd, almost faint-like shudder in his

left arm. He shrugged it off and attempted to attack Goku again only to have him dodge in the opposite direction.

" HAHA! " Chi-Chi laughed.

" OJICHAN! " Pan called out to him, pointing up into the sky where Bebi had flown, " Why are you letting him go!? "

" Aww, don't worry Panny. Bebi's not getting a-way THAT easily! "

Bebi shook his fist as he sat in the ship, " Curse you Son Goku. "

Goku watched and waited until Bebi was in direct line with the middle of the sun. He grinned, " Oh-kay! Everybody

ready? " he tossed senzu beans to the them, which were promptly eaten.

Gohan, Goten, and Chi-Chi walked to one side of him; Gohan going mystic, Goten going ssj, and Chi-Chi kaio-ken.

Vejitto, Gogeta, and Vegeta walked up to the other side. The fusions burst into ssj2, as did Vegeta. Everyone but the ouji

put their hands in kamehameha stance.

" Haha, Family-Size kamehameha! " Goku grinned, announcing his name for the attack.

" KA... " Gohan.

" MEH... " Goten.

" BIG.. "

" HA... " Chi-Chi.

" BANG.. "

" MEH... " Vejitto and Gogeta.

" ATTACK! "

" HAAAAAAA!! " Goku shouted as they all released their blasts at once. The blasts intertwined with one another to

form a single huge kamehameha the size of a comet.

" Huh? " Bebi blinked, " That's ki...saiyajin ki! It's coming at me! "

The front of the blast hit Bebi's ship while the end of it was just leaving Earth's atmosphere, sending it spiraling

into the sun.

" NO...THIS CAN'T BE! " Bebi cried out in horror, " DAMN YOU VEGETA OUJISAMA! DAMN YOU SON GOKUuuu.u...UU..huuuAHHHH!

" the ship disintegrated. A small explosion erupted on the sun's surface.

" Hm. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that how we killed Cooler. " Gohan looked over at Goku.

" I thought we overpowered Cooler with our ki. " Goku blinked.

" No, that was the second time. The first time he was blasted into the sun. " Gohan nodded.

" Ah, yes. The first time. "

" Where was I during this first time? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.

" ... " Goku thought to himself, confused, " I'm not sure! " he said happily.

Vegeta sweatdropped.

" Well, no matter how strong you are, you can't survive the surface of the sun. " Gohan said thoughtfully.

" Unless you live on one like the inhabitants of West Galaxy used to. " Turles said.

" "Used to"? " Raditsu cocked an eyebrow at him.

" Haha, indeed. " Turles chuckled in reply.

" YAY! WE WON! " Pan hooted, glomping onto Goku's lower leg, " Ojichan is GREAT! "

" ... " the other kamehameha users and Vegeta sweatdropped at her.

" Oh, and so are you! " she gave them a thumbs up.

" Get off of Kakarrotto's leg. " Vegeta said warningly.

" Ah, oh-kay. " Pan uneasily let go.

" Vejita, you can always hold onto MY leg. " Brolli plopped a hand onto the ouji's shoulder. Vegeta shuddered in

disgust, then heard a loud hiss above him. He looked up to see Goku hovering over him and glaring at Brolli, who glared back

in return.

" Bulma I'd like to go home now. " Vegeta said blandly, reaching out and taking her by the hand. Bulma slowly led him

away from the two larger saiyajin.

" Yeah, I think I'm ready to go home too. " she admitted tiredly.

" Say, " Gohan paused, " Where's Piccolo? "

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" And so your great Bebi-sama has decided to leave the kingdom to me, in hopes that I shall rule it justly and

prosperously. " Piccolo lied to the large crowd below him, then ripped Bebi's huge head-poster off a building to expose a

huge head-poster of himself.

" ALL HAIL PICCOLO-SAMA! ALL HAIL PICCOLO-SAMA! " the crowd cheered.

" Haha...ah..yes. " Piccolo sat back in one of Bebi's large comfortable chairs.

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" Hm. I wonder. " Gohan folded his arms.

Vegeta sweatdropped, " Can we leave now? "

Everything around the group suddenly grew dark, then faded back up again to reveal Goku, Gohan, Goten, Vegeta,

Vejitto, Gogeta, Mirai, Trunks, Bura, Pan, and Kaibito back on the top of the lookout.

" ... " the group stood silently for a moment.

" What just happened? " Vegeta said, more than a little creeped out.

" I am not sure. " Goku looked around, confused. He powered back down to normal form.

" You didn't do that, Kakarroujo? " Bura asked.

" Uh-uh. " Goku shook his head.

Bura let out a low whistle of discomfort.

" Well I for one am very impressed by Ojichan's ability to become furry and pink! " Pan happily patted Goku on the

arm.

Goku looked over at her, " That impressed? Panny I can change into compact oozaru form whenever I want. Just like the

ssj forms. "

Pan grinned, " Really? You have to let all my friends see it! "

" Ah... " Goku backed way nervously.

" Compact oozaru form is NOT made for show and tell, Chibi-Onna. " Vegeta folded his arms, then smirked, " Its to

ward off predators and used when hunting for food in the wild. " he turned to Goku, " Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to

go back to Capsule Corp to get some clothes on. " he hovered upward and adjusted his shirt/skirt, then blasted off.

" Oh-kay! See you later little Veggie! " Goku happily waved.

" I'm going to teleport down to Dende and Mr. Popo and have them release the sacred water, then Gohan and I can

return to Tsufuru-sei and de-possess everyone there. " Kaibito explained, then teleported out of sight, his ki now somewhere

directly beneath them.

" Why me? " Gohan sweatdropped.

" I guess Kaibito just trusts you. " Gogeta pointed out.

" Ah haha..ha. " Gohan laughed nervously.

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" Hey. " Kaibito appeared before Dende and Mr. Popo.

" FINALLY! " Dende exclaimed, standing around, " I was beginning to think everyone forgot about us down here! "

The elders looked up from their poker game.

" Mr. Popo would like to raise you 10. " the genie confidently folded his arms.

" Curses. " one of the elders grumbled, placing out his chips, " I forgot how good he was at this... "

Kaibito sweatdropped.

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And so it was. The sacred water was sprayed throughout the planet, de-possessing one and all.

" AHHHH! " Kuririn and Marron grabbed the sides of their heads, then paused and blinked in bewilderment.

Juuhachigou shook her head, clearing it, " I have a feeling we just missed something very important. "

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" ▫Ahhhhhh!▫ " the water finished spraying and a rainbow appeared.

" Funny, I thought that only happened when it actually rained. " Vegeta landed back onto the lookout, now wearing his

blue tank-top and pants along with his usual boots and gloves. His tail was completely bandaged up from the earlier attack.

" Me too. " Goku said, then grinned, " Hey Veggie! You got your clothes back! "

The ouji sweatdropped, " Uh-huh. "

" So! "

" So. "

" ...can I have my gi shirt back or does Veggie wanna keep it? "

" I left it in the laundry. We can decide on that later. " he nodded.

The larger saiyajin clasped his hands together, " Well at least the Earth is at peace again. "

" ▫RUMBLE▫RUMBLE▫RUMBLE▫ " canyons below began to split even wider, mountains began to break in half, and various

volcanos randomly erupted.

" Wh--what is happening?! " Goku yelped.

" Oh yeah, funny thing happened while you were "dead" and Veggie-san was possessed... " Pan laughed nervously as she

started out.

Dende poked his head out of the trap-door that led to the wind chamber.

" Bebi used the black-star dragonballs to wish his planet back, not the regular ones. " Dende finished for her,

hopping out of the hole, " We only have two weeks left before the planet explodes. "

" WHAT?! " Goku froze in place, " Bu--but shouldn't that reset the amount of time needed to retrieve them back to a

year! "

Dende sighed, " "And yet, it is so." " he said, quoting the elder guardian.

" Hm. Planet's gonna explode, huh? " Vegeta folded his arms, deep in thought.

" You have a plan Toussan? " Trunks smiled.

" Hai. " the ouji smirked, then pointed to Goku, " Kakarrotto, grab your things, we're going back to Bejito-sei. "

" WAHH! " everyone minus Goku and the fusions fell over.

" What about us, Toussan. " Gogeta raised his hand.

" Of course! You and Vejitto are coming with us as well. Along with Raditsu. Turles irks me and I don't trust Brolli

so they can do as they please on Tsufuru-sei or whatever planet each of them journeys to. "

" Oh-kay! " the fusions chirped.

" I can't believe this! " Pan exclaimed, jumping infront of Vegeta, " You're not going to help us save the planet!? "

The ouji groaned, " Believe me, Kaka-girl, if I was able to, I would. But there's no possible way to teleport to the

dragonballs because, though we do have the radar-- "

Pan held out the broken Giru who had been in her backpack, " ... "

Vegeta whipped out a normal dragon-radar that was functioning properly, " --dragonballs themselves don't radiate any

sort of ki because they aren't living things. "

" Come on Vegeta, you can do better than that! " Goten pleaded.

Vegeta sent him a minor death-glare, " Fine, fine. If you absolutely want to try and get out of this mess... " he

trailed off and folded his arms in thought, " Alright. I have a plan. "

" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, hopping up into the air.

" However, we must return to Capsule Corp in order for me to reveal it. "

" Why there? " Dende asked.

" Because I need to speak to Bulma to figure out if this is going to work or not. There's a satelite at Capsule Corp

that can link us directly to that tower she was in. "

" Haha! " Pan clasped her hands together, " Perfect! "

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" Almost...got it... " Trunks struggled with the wires underneath the machine, which had been partially broken due

to the many recent earthquakes.

" Oh my, the end of the world AGAIN. " Bunni shook her head in worry.

" Yeah, again. " Vegeta sighed, having finished with the help of Goku explaining the situation to Bulma's mother.

" My goodness this has got to be the.. " Bunni counted the number, " 3rd or 4th time! "

" Never a dull moment. " the ouji sighed.

" Ah! " Trunks sat up and smiled, " The communication system is fixed! " he pressed the on button. Bulma appeared

on-screen looking very upset.

" You people are so mean for leaving me here! " Bulma exclaimed while Kaibito stood in the background.

" We didn't leave you there, Kaasan. " Trunks sweatdropped.

" Infact we're not even sure how we got here. " Mirai added.

" Hn. " Bulma folded her arms.

" I'm glad you're oh-kay, Bulma! " Goku chirped.

" As am I. " Vegeta smirked.

" Oh Vegeta! Are you feeling any better? " Bulma asked, worried.

" A little. " the ouji said, " I feel slightly "off", but other than that I'm fine. "

" Ohhh, I'm so mixed up. " Bulma groaned only to be pushed out of the way by Gohan.

" It's all right now. Everyone has been healed by the sacred water. I'll take them back soon. " Gohan explained.

" No, you can't do that yet. " Goku gasped.

Gohan was then pushed out of the way by an angry Chi-Chi. Kaibito sweatdropped as Gohan was elbowed to the floor.

" Can't!? Why not!? Don't you want me to come back to Earth, Goku-san?! "

" Er...I didn't mean it that way... " Goku nervously waved his hands out infront of him.

Vegeta grinned wickedly and and glomped onto the larger saiyajin from behind, " Heh— I think Earth would be quite

better off without Onna as well, Kakarrotto. "

" Hn.. " Chi-Chi twitched, then gasped, " The Ouji's tricked you into going away to some exotic private island

somewhere and performing terrible non-platonic actions with him, hasn't he! "

" NO! " Goku's cheeks turned pink with embarassment.

" ACK!? " Vegeta nearly choked, " WHY WOULD I DO THAT! I'm n--not interested in Kakarrotto in that way. " he folded

his arms only to have the left one brush up against Goku's back. A sudden faintness zapped his whole limb and he fell off

Goku's back and onto the floor, twitching, " ▫POW▫! "

" Veggie! " Goku looked over his shoulder.

" Haha! He fell. Serves you right, Ouji. " Chi-Chi grinned.

" Actually, Chi-chan, the Earth is going to explode. That's why I don't want you to come back. " Goku explained.

" On second thought maybe we should bring Onna back after all. " Vegeta snickered from on the floor.

" WHAT?! " Chi-Chi gasped only to be pushed out of the way by Gohan.

" What are you talking about? Didn't you collect all 7 dragon balls? "

" GOHAN! " Chi-Chi snapped, walking back into view, " It's rude to push people out of the way like that didn't I

teach you any manners!? "

" But you pushed me first. "

" ... " Chi-Chi glared at him.

" Ah, I mean. I'm sorry Kaasan. I don't know what came over me. " Gohan laughed nervously.

" Now what's this about the earth blowing up! " Chi-Chi demanded to the others.

" Oh Obaasan, we did collect them all. I worked hard for them...but... " Pan tried to explain.

" What? " Chi-Chi asked.

" Bebi used the black-star dragonballs to wish back Tsufuru-sei and for some reason instead of resetting themselves

all over again the time just unpaused itself from the previous wish. " Goku finished.

" Heh. " Vegeta smirked and stepped forward. Goku looked over at him and watched, wide-eyed, " It doesn't matter. We

can all move to Tsufuru-sei. Everyone on Earth can move. "

Trunks grinned, " Yes! We'll tell everyone on Earth to go there together. "

Pan glanced at Vegeta, confused, " But there are so many people. "

" BWAHAHA! " the ouji laughed, " Kakarrotto, the fusions, and I can teleport them to Tsufuru-sei as long as someone

there has their ki up high enough for us to sense on Earth. "

" I can do that, Vejita! " Brolli popped on-screen.

" Ah, haha. " Vegeta laughed nervously. Goku growled at Brolli, who let out a quick snort at Goku in return.

" I'll help too. " Gohan added.

" Trunks, can that huge spaceship launch at any time? " the ouji asked him.

" Umm, hai. " Trunks replied.

" Good. Using that spaceship and our teleportation powers we should easily be able to evacuate everyone before the

two weeks are up. " Vegeta concluded.

" Mmm... "

" Ah.. " he blinked, then looked over to see Goku staring at him in gooey-eyed admiration.

" Veggie's so clever and smart and brill-i-ant. " the larger saiyajin sighed.

Vegeta's face turned bright red and left arm began to quiver, " Haha...hahaha.. " he laughed nervously and backed up,

so far that he didn't realize it until his back hit the wall. The ouji shook his head clear and coughed a bit, " Saiyajin

used to travel from planet to planet in large numbers, what's so clever about that? "

" Really, go ahead Kakarrotto. You can tell me more. " he smirked, edging back towards him.

Goku smiled warmly and opened his mouth.

" DON'T YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD! " Chi-Chi snapped from off-screen. Goku instantly closed his mouth, " THE ENTIRE FATE

OF THE PLANET IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE! The last thing we need right now is for you to pander to the Ouji's ever-growing and

already enormous ego! "

" Haha, I'd like to see how enormous it is after he sees what I saw! " Turles laughed maniacally, walking by in the

background.

" What did he mean by that? " Vegeta said, slightly uneased.

" Turles figured out what "naughty deed" Goku-san did while we were all possessed. " Chi-Chi nodded happily, then

grumbled, " But he won't tell anybody because he's "evil". "

Goku glanced over at Kaibito, " Kaibito, you can teleport too, could you help us as well? "

Kaibito teleported from the back of one screen to the front of the other, " Sure. "

" Show off. " Chi-Chi muttered.

" I know what you mean, but we need to make sure everyone understands first. How do we phrase it, is the problem. "

the fusion pointed out.

" Hm, I suppose "The world is ending in 2 weeks. Come, let us teleport you to safety!" wouldn't work. " Vejitto

folded his arms.

" No, I don't think that would. " Vegeta said.

" This all happened so suddenly, how are we going to tell them all in time? " Pan frowned.

" No one would believe us, no matter how hard we tried. " Trunks sighed, slamming his head forward onto the back of

the chair cushion.

" There there. " Goten patted him on the back.

" Hai, they wouldn't believe US because to most of the people on earth we're complete strangers...however.. " Vegeta

smirked wickedly and glanced over at Hercule, " If I'm not mistaken most of them are still singing YOUR praises, am I right?"

" Uh, well.. " Hercule blinked.

" I dunno, Veggie-san. Afterall when Parisu and I were back on our date and everyone saw Hercule hurt himself when

he landed on the ground they all acted kinda skeptical. " Goten pointed out.

" Hey! Are you sayin' the Champ is losing his touch! " Hercule turned to the demi-saiyajin.

" Umm, yes? "

" Well then that does it! " Hercule nodded determinedly, " I'll do it! "

" Way to go, Kaka-spawn #2. You're pretty persuasive yourself. " Vegeta said.

Goten sweatdropped, " I didn't mean to... "

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" ▫CHOP▫CHOP▫CHOP▫CHOP▫CHOP▫! " a helicopter flew over Hercule's mansion in Orange City where many people had

gathered in front of.

Hercule stood out on the deck with two body guards on either side of him, " This is the situation! Our home, Earth,

is going to explode! But you don't have to be afraid! As long as I, Hercule, am alive, you have nothing to fear! "

" A-mazing that his home survived all the quakes so far. " Gogeta said, surprised.

" Good ground support. " Vejitto chirped.

" Everyone seems to understand already. " Trunks smiled.

" You can see that all the way from up here? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.

" Not to mention we're facing their backs. " Mirai added.

" ... " Trunks sweatdropped, " Must everyone poke every plothole in this storyline apart?! "

" You know we still haven't fixed Giru. " Pan pulled the robot out of her backpack.

" Do we really need to? " Vegeta asked, " That thing's got some sort of robotic mental disorder. " he poked it,

" Robo-manic-depressive, I think. "

" Well...he did help us on our hunt...and..ate the radar. " Pan tried to think of anything useful Giru had done.

" Perhaps we should put it up for adoption if you decide to get it fixed. " the ouji thought outloud.

" Can you put robots up for a-doption? " Goku asked.

" I dunno. " Vegeta shrugged.

" ANYWAY, " Trunks said, bringing attention back to the situation at hand, " Hercule has been a hero ever since the

Cell Games. And the battle with Majin Buu. We should thank him as well for speaking to everyone. "

" We should also eventually tell everyone it was Gohan who defeated Cell and Kakarrotto and I who defeated Buu. "

Vegeta said, then sighed, " However I doubt that'll ever happen. "

" Well, at least Ojichan is very popular, and that's what's going to help us convince everybody! " Pan said happily.

" Pay attention everyone and listen to me! There is a planet for us to stay on when the Earth explodes! " Hercule

pointed to the light-purple Tsufuru-sei.

" Really? " one of the people in the audiance said.

" Doesn't that seem almost a little TOO convienent? " a second one added.

" I don't remember there being a planet this close to Earth like that before. "

" Ah.. " Hercule sweatdropped, " Whoever has a badge like this will show you what to do! Please follow them! " he

held out a red yellow and blue badge with a picture of his grinning head on it.

" What do you think? " one man asked another.

" Hercule's never been wrong before. " he replied.

" ▫CRASH▫! " another earthquake hit. Hercule's home remained in one piece.

" Are we going then? " yet another person asked anxiously.

" Oh-kay, let's go there for a while! " someone pumped their fist in the air and the crowd started to chant Hercule's

name.

" Heehee! " Goten landed behind the others and held out badges, " Here u go, Veggie-san! " he chirped.

Vegeta looked at the Hercule badge, repulsed, " No thanks, I have my own. " he pulled out a different badge and

slapped it on his shirt; this one with the picture of a grinning Goku head on it.

Goten blinked, then looked over at Goku who was now wearing a badge with a grinning Vegeta head on it. Vejitto's

badge had a picture of a bag of coffee-candy and Gogeta's had one of a slice of pie, " ...oh. "

" One day you guys have got to teach me how to do that. " Pan murmured at them and took a Hercule badge from Goten.

" Kaka-related magicalness is something that cannot be taught, Kaka-girl. " Vegeta instructed, smirking, " As for me

I've had this badge for a while. I've just been waiting for a chance to use it. "

" Oh. " she said, confused.

Trunks flew down over the masses, " Do you understand, everyone? Hold hands together! "

Juuhachigou sighed, " I wish we weren't so out of the loop on all this. Why do we have to move to a planet like

that? "

" I don't want to move. " Marron pouted.

Kuririn, who was covered in bags full of personal belongs, exclaimed, " If you have the time to moan then you have

time to help me with the luggage! " he sweatdropped in pain.

Trunks landed before Kaibito, " Thanks for helping us out. "

" You're welcome. " the kai fusion smiled, then prepared to teleport, " Okay, let's go! " he announced, then

teleported the huge mass of people off the Earth within seconds.

Pan watched the display from above in awe, " That, was undeniably cool. "

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Goku stood in the middle of a crowded baseball stadium, everyone who had been in the stands were now on the field,

" Ready? Let's go! " he pumped his fist in the air, then teleported them all out of sight.

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Hercule stood before the president of Earth, " Thank you for helping us. "

The dog-like man stood up and nodded to him.

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Goten stood in the middle of a crowded arcade, " I mean can't you stop for a second? The Earth is going to explode

soon. "

They stared at him, bored. One person walked up to him, annoyed, " Shut up! Don't order me around. I'm not used to

it. "

" ▫Ka-POW▫! " he suddenly fell over, unconsious and within seconds everyone else in the room with Goten's exception

did so as well.

Goten glanced at them all, baffled.

" Ah, I missed being able to knock out random people on a regular basis. " Vegeta grinned, cracking his knuckles.

" Veggie-san! " Goten gushed.

The ouji pointed to the exit, " Use this chance to take them away. "

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" Okay, come on, let's go to the other side. " a farmer said as he ushered some pigs into a truck.

" Come help us, son. " the woman said to the young boy playing with the little dog.

" Haha! " he laughed as the puppy licked his cheek, " That tickles! "

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" So! Everyone ready? " Goku asked as he stood in normal form before the north village.

" Yup! " Suno nodded, then smiled, " It's great to finally see you again, Goku! Even if we have to leave the

village. "

" And you would be? "

Suno blinked, then looked down to see Vegeta standing protectively before Goku. She smiled down at him, " Aww! He's

so cute! "

Vegeta nearly fell over, " WAHH! "

Suno shook the ouji's hand.

" This is my Veggie, Suno. Veggie's my favorite and he's my ouji! " Goku introduced the smaller saiyajin.

" Your ouji? Your prince? " she glanced at him, confused.

" Yup! It turns out the reason I'm so strong is cuz I'm a saiyajin! That's a species of people from a whole 'nother

planet! " Goku said proudly, " There's only 7 of us left! "

" Wow... " Suno trailed off in surprise as Goku teleported the village out of sight, then reappeared next to Vegeta

a moment later.

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Meanwhile, Kaibito teleported Uubu's village off the planet as well.

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And Goku took care of teleporting Upa's village.

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Vejitto and Gogeta teleported Yajirobe and Korin off, Korin desperately trying to stay.

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While Goku grabbed Pilaf, Mai, and Shuu. The saiyajins and kai's teleporting continued back and forth heavily into

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And so, 13 days passed and the entire planet was near-virtually devoid of life.

A young female reporter's picture flashed upon a large screen in the middle of West City, " Please listen carefully

for anyone who remains here on Earth. This is the last day! If you want to get off, this is your final chance! " another

earthquake shot off behind her.

Those remaining rushed into the spaceship, carrying and bringing animals and their belongings with them.

" Everyone hurry! " Pan shouted, motioning them in the direction of the ship.

" ▫Squeak▫squeak▫ "

Goku contently lifted the little hamster up off the ground and placed it ontop of the mane of a passing horse, " :) "

Vegeta sweatdropped at the scene.

" Panny! If you want I'll teleport you there right now! " Goku offered, then wobbled back as something heavy shook

the ground. He and Vegeta looked up to see two large dinosaurs, a t-rex and a triceratops, standing there, " You two are so

big! Okay, come touch me. "

" Kakarrotto they're dinosaurs. They can't possibly understand eng-- " Vegeta paused as the two dinos tapped their

noses against Goku's back, " --lish. "

" Be right back, little Veggie! " Goku grinned, then teleported away again, taking the dinosaurs with him.

" You know I'm starting to wonder just how healthy it is for all of us to continously teleport large masses of

people like that. " Vegeta folded his arms in thought.

" WE'RE COMING TOO WAIT!! " the reporter from earlier along with her cameraman and director came charging at the

ship.

" This way! " Hercule pointed inside as they rushed past him.

Another earthquake shook the ground, startling the remaining earthlings.

" Hurry up, the spaceship is leaving soon. " Trunks's voice said over the ship's monitors.

Pan held up an arrow pointing into the ship and motioned the people further inside.

" ▫SQUALK▫! " suddenly a chicken flew past her head.

" ? " the demi-demi-saiyajin blinked, then glanced over at it to make sure she hadn't imagined said chicken.

" Pan-chan! " Goten cried out from the other direction. Pan looked over and gawked to see Goten surrounded by pigs

and holding one in his arms, " Could you come help me? Please? "

" Ah, sure. " Pan stood there, stupified at the sight of so many pigs in one place. She walked over to him.

The boy and his dog sat in the truck the pigs had come out of. The little dog yipped and dashed out the back. The

boy grinned, " Hey come back! " he raced after him.

Goten held a pig upsidedown on his shoulder while reaching for another while Pan held a pig out infront of her, not

exactly sure what to do.

Goku suddenly reappeared, " Is everyone here? " he closed his eyes and did a quick ki scan of the planet. A drunken

man leaning against a building, a couple trapped in a boat on a heavily flooded lake, Nam sitting on a rock meditating,

" Ohhh! Four more people! " he gawked.

" Goku, we can't wait much longer. " Trunks called from inside the ship.

Goku whipped around, " You go ahead! I'll catch up! "

A heavy hand thumped onto Goku's shoulder. He looked over to see Vegeta standing there staring up at him determindly,

" If you're staying behind to save some remaining people then I'm staying behind with you. "

" But Veggie! " Goku gasped.

The ouji pulled him down to his height, " Kakarrotto I am not risking the chance of us getting seperated and

something happening to you. I'm staying whether you like it or not and if you try to teleport me to Tsufuru-sei I can easily

teleport myself back. " Vegeta said with utmost seriousness in his voice.

Goku smiled warmly at him, " Aw Veggie. " he gave the smaller saiyajin a hug. Vegeta's face turned bright red and

his left arm went numb, something it'd been doing a lot of lately. Unfortunately for Vegeta, he'd been so busy helping the

others with the plan to save those on Earth that he hadn't thought much of what was going on with his arm lately.

Had he known that the number of baby kaka-germs within his arm were multiplying daily, he probably would've done

something about the matter.

Goku held the little ouji tighter and teleported them to the closest remaining person.

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" Old man! Drive the truck to the ship! " Pan called out to the farmer.

" Oh-kay. " he nodded, then did so and with that the door to the spaceship closed.

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" Huh? " the drunken man looked up to see a large sofa hurtling down at him. Goku quickly teleported above him and

teleported him into the ship.

" 1 down! Number 2! " Goku teleported himself and Vegeta off a second time; to the couple in the boat. He quickly

grabbed them right before a tidal wave attacked their boat, " Number 3! " the two saiyajin appeared before Nam and Goku

teleported him out seconds ahead of a volcanic eruption.

They reappeared onto the ship, which was already in deep space. Goku let go of his shoulders.

" Facial-hair, huh Nam? " he grinned.

Nam looked over at him, surprised at the size of the saiyajin he hadn't seen since the 21st Tenkaichi Budoukai,

" Son Goku...? "

" Luckily I made it on time with no one left behind! " Goku chirped and gave a thumbs up.

" WOW! I have the greatest Ojichan EVER! " Pan gushed, zipping over to him and hugging onto Goku's arm, " And so

powerful! "

" He is, isn't he? " Vegeta grinned, poking his head overtop of one of Goku's shoulders. Goku smiled at him.

" Veggie-san? " Pan blinked up at him, " ...you oh-kay? You usually never latch onto Ojichan unless asked. "

" I'll worry about whatever's wrong with me later. " the ouji shrugged, " It's probably nothing. "

Goku paled slightly, then laughed, " HA HA HA HA HA, NOTHING. "

" ... " Vegeta stared at him skeptically with slight worry.

" Let's check...let's see...okay, everyone is here! " the woman with the truck and farm animals said, finishing

counting the pigs along with her husband.

" ... " the two were quiet for a moment, then suddenly gasped.

" Where's our son!? "

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" ▫Sniff▫sniff▫sniff▫sniff▫Sniff▫ " the puppy sniffed the ground, then looked up, confused.

" Where is everyone? Where have they gone? " the boy said sadly. The floor suddenly quaked beneath them and the two

plummeted down into the newly-created canyon, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "

Goku suddenly appeared nearby, Vegeta latched onto the upper part of his back, " Where is he!? Where is he!? " the

larger saiyajin quickly scanned for the boy's ki, back in ssj4 form.

::Look at this place...it feels like Namek-sei right before it was about to explode.:: Vegeta thought to himself,

surprised.

" Here. "

The saiyajins looked over to see Piccolo standing there with the puppy beside him and the boy unconsious in his arms.

" Piccolo...Why are you here? " Goku gasped.

" Well it seems the earthlings were slightly tiffed that I had tricked them into practically worshipping me while

they were still under Bebi's spell. So I decided it would be best if I were to help Kaibito on Earth sending the remaining

citizens into the ships. " Piccolo explained wisely.

" What is that, the abridged version? " Vegeta said flatly.

" ... " Piccolo was silent for a moment, " Why are you on Son's back? "

" Umm, " the ouji's face turned red, " I'm...watching over him to make sure he gets back to the ship safely and

doesn't end up sacrificing himself. Again. "

" He does have a habit of doing that. "

Goku sweatdropped.

" So, compact-oozaru form, huh. " the tall namekian looked over at Goku.

" Heehee, yeah. " Goku grinned.

Piccolo stared, " You have fangs almost the size of mine. "

" Why DO you have fangs if you don't eat meat. " Vegeta asked the namekian.

" Listen, we'll catch up later. I'm running out of time. Touch me. " Goku said quickly.

" Oh-kay. " Piccolo reached out only to have a gold aura suddenly surround Goku, sending him back into normal form.

" WAH?! " Goku yelped, the larger saiyajin backing up.

" What's wrong? "

" I must've used up most of my ki doing all that teleporting! What if I don't have enough to teleport us back? " Goku

gulped, scared.

" No need to worry, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked, hopping off of Goku's back and over his head onto the ground, " For

I too, can teleport. "

" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, glomping onto the ouji's arm while holding the boy and dog in his other hand.

Vegeta's chest puffed up with pride at his semeness in the situation, " Hold on tight Kakarrotto. "

" Heehee. " Goku glanced over, " You too, Piccolo. "

" Uh-huh. "

And with that they teleported out of sight.

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The boy opened his eyes, coming to as Goku propped him up on his feet. He looked to see his parents and beamed,

" KAASAN! TOUSSAN! " the boy ran up to his mother and hugged her.

" My son! " she cried. The woman glanced at the two saiyajins, " How can I ever repay you two? "

" Oh, no need. " Vegeta smirked, then paused and turned to Goku who was still glomping his right arm, " You can let

go now, Kakarrotto. I'm done teleporting and that's my good arm. "

" You're the BEST, Veggie! " Goku gave an extra squeeze, then let go and bounced off, " Wasn't that GREAT of Veggie

to do, Piccolo! "

Goku froze in place. Piccolo was nowhere to be seen. Infact, neither was his ki. Goku clasped the sides of his head

in horror, " NOOOOO! PICCOLO! "

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" Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. " Gohan hummed as he walked amongst the crowd.

::Gohan?:: a voice said, ::Can you hear me, Gohan?::

The demi-saiyajin quickly whipped his head around in all directions, then decided on up, " Piccolo-san? "

::I have chosen to stay on Earth.:: he said as he stood atop a cliff surrounded by molten lava.

" WHAT?! " Gohan nearly had a heart-attack at the news, " WHY! "

::I know the black-star dragon balls were created by my father, Piccolo Daimao, Senior. That means if I die then

Red Shenlong will die with me. Then the dragon balls will turn to stone.::

" But Piccolo-san! Wouldn't simply destorying the statue Red Shenlong was created from turn the black-star dragon

balls to stone as well! " Gohan pleaded.

" ... " Piccolo stood there for a moment, processing this fact and remembering he too had known this, " Aw crap. "

" It's alright, Piccolo. You're going down with your ship. " Kami nodded, " It's a very noble and honorable gesture

on your part. "

" Technically the "ship" can be brought back with a quick trip to New Namek-sei and borrowing their dragon balls. "

Nail replied.

" Ah, yes. " Kami said.

::Piccolo-san?:: Gohan's voice said again, this time hurt.

" I'm getting out of here. " Piccolo said bluntly.

" WHAT?! " Kami gawked.

::Vejitto. Gogeta. Where are you!:: Piccolo demanded.

" You're asking them? " Nail blinked.

" Well Goku's out of teleporting ki and I'm not asking VEGETA for help on this since he'll hold it over my head the

rest of my days. " Piccolo explained.

::Hello?::

::Hey Jitto its Piccolo! HI Piccolo!::

The namekian sweatdropped, ::Listen up you two. I need one of you to teleport me out of here and onto the ship!::

::Oh, Piccolo we don't have much teleport ki left:: Gogeta pouted, worried.

::We only have enough for one each:: Vejitto added.

::Then one of you teleport the other here and the remaining one will teleport all three of us back!:: he exclaimed.

Vejitto glanced over at Gohan, who was now in the middle of racked sobs of loss. He turned back to the direction

Piccolo's voice had come from, " OH-KAY! " he nodded determindly, " Come Goggie! " he grabbed Gogeta's hand and teleported

off Tsufuru-sei. Gohan froze at the sudden loss of ki and looked over with a haunted expression to see the fusions no longer

there.

" ▫Zzzt▫ " Vejitto and Gogeta appeared before Piccolo on earth.

" WOW, Jitto! It's really gonna explode. " Gogeta said in awed realization.

" HURRY! " Piccolo forcefully grabbed Gogeta's shoulder, startling him.

" Oh-kay I'm going! " Gogeta sweatdropped, then put his fingers up to his forehead and grinned. The three of them

disappeared off the face of the planet just as the molten lava came crashing down upon the cliff Piccolo had once stood.

" Piccolo-san.... " Gohan cried out as he looked up at Earth which suddenly exploded and sent millions of comets out

into deep space. Goku's eyes watered up while Gohan fell to his knees, sobbing, " Piccolo-san...PICCOLO-SAN!! "

" Yes? "

" ! " Gohan froze in place and Goku peered out the window and gasped.

There stood Piccolo with a fusion standing on either side of him, the two saiyajin grinning while Piccolo smirked.

Gohan stumbled up to his feet, then broke into a grin of his own and glomped onto the tall namekian tightly,

" PICCOLO-SAN! I was so worried I'd never see you again! " he cried.

" There there my son. " Piccolo patted him on the head, " All is well. "

" He's not your son! " Chi-Chi snapped from a distance.

" ▫Whew▫! " Goku sighed with relief, then smiled at the fusions who waved back to him.

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A week later, Goku teleported himself and Dende to New Namek-sei, wishing Earth back, then wishing that all the

earthlings and those living on earth be teleported back to the planet. They weren't sure what to use the third wish for, so

that final wish remained for use once four months, Namek-sei time, had passed.

It had been about 1 or 2 days after being wished back to Earth, that Bulma decided they should have a party.

" I'm so happy to be back home! " Bulma sighed with relief as she put a party cloth over one of the outside tables.

" Bulma could you put these plates down for your mother? " Bunni held out some paper plates.

" Alright. " she smiled.

" Kaasan! " Pan dashed over to Videl, " Have you seen Giru? "

" Not lately. " Videl looked around, " Why? "

The demi-demi-saiyajin whipped out a ps2 controller and grinned wickedly, " I am challanging him to a re-match! "

" Ah... " Videl sweatdropped.

" ▫Screech▫ " a limo pulled up to the side of the road.

" You have a meeting later today. " a male voice in the car said.

" I won't miss it. " Trunks said, stepping out wearing his fake thick glasses and dark yellow suit, " Hi Pan. " he

waved. Pan sweatdropped at his outfit and Bura almost burst into laughter at the atrocious costume.

" Hi! " Pan swiped the fake-glasses of Trunks's face and put them on, " So where's Giru? "

" Can I have those back please? "

" Girururu! " the little robot hopped out from behind Trunks and flew towards her.

" GIRU! " Pan gushed and glomped him. She held out her controller, " I've been practicing really hard while you were

getting fixed? Wanna go play? "

" Ah... " Giru sweatdropped at what happened the last time he'd played against her, " ? " he nodded uneasily.

" GREAT! " she hugged tighter and the little robot gulped.

" Look at him. He's as calm as he always is. " Bulma glanced up at Goku, who along with Vegeta and Piccolo were

peering over the ledge of one of the balconies.

" Yes, it's good to see him again. " Chi-Chi nodded thoughtfully.

" Piccolo-san! " Gohan came happily dashing out onto the balcony wearing his namekian gi and with his bang returned

to its rightful spot.

" Your glasses.. " Piccolo pointed to Gohan's glasses-less face.

" I got contacts! " the demi-saiyajin happily pointed to his eyeballs, " But I can't go mystic while wearing them

or else they'll melt. "

" That's a lovely mental image. " Vegeta sarcastically remarked.

Gohan eyeballed the ouji, who was wearing a little blue gi, " You sure you're alright, Vegeta? "

" I'm FINE! " the small saiyajin shouted, " WHY does everyone keep asking me that? "

" Oh-kay. " Gohan mouthed, then set down a wrapped package before Piccolo, " Open it! " he grinned.

Piccolo tore off the wrapping to reveal the glass case in which Red Shenlong's statue sat. Gohan lifted the glass

casing off.

" Dende said it was alright. " he took out a mallet and held it out to Piccolo, " I want you to do the honors! "

Piccolo smirked and held a firm grip on the mallet, then swung down hard and smashed the statue apart into a dozen

or so pieces.

The statue's head flew off and landed into the punch bowl a floor and several tables away.

" ... " the quartet stared as the clay head bobbed back and forth in the bowl.

" That part didn't happen. " Piccolo said, putting the mallet away.

" Agreed. " the others nodded.

" ——▫VEJITA-CHAN▫——! "

" WAH?! " the ouji nearly fell over.

Brolli stood on the front lawn with a cart filled with wrapped gifts, " HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY VEJITA! I brought your

presents with me! And I have a birthday-card for you as well! "

" That's...er, nice. " Vegeta laughed nervously.

Goku glowered at Brolli, who growled back at him.

Slowly the rest of the Z senshi arrived and Bulma's "Welcome Back to Earth" party began. Vegeta decided he'd rather

open the rest of the "presents" he'd recieved from Brolli later in the day after the ouji opened the first three and

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" So, you gonna open 'um? " Bulma and Vegeta stared down at the wagonful of presents that now sat in the middle of

the living room.

" I'm not sure. " the ouji watched the presents uneasily and rubbed his left arm.

Bulma glanced over at his arm and gasped. Around the two scabbed-over cuts was what looked like a large rash, " Oh

my GOD! "

" What? " Vegeta blinked.

" Vegeta your arm! What happened to it? " she asked, worried.

" I dunno, its been like this for a while. " Vegeta scratched at it, " The rash is new though. "

" A whil--how long have you had that?! "

The ouji thought back, " I guess...it was like this when after I got de-possessed. "

" And you haven't DONE anything about it?! " Bulma gawked.

" I'd sort of been busy teleporting people off the planet. " the smaller saiyajin sweatdropped, " Besides, its just

a few scratches, its nothing to.. " Vegeta glanced at the arm, " Nothing to... " his eyes narrowed in suspicion. The ouji

walked down the hall and into the bathroom where he turned on a more powerful lightbulb. Vegeta stared at the cuts and ran

his finger along them, getting his first real chance to examine the wound. Unlike the cuts Bebi had dealt him before

possessing his body, this one hadn't healed. the cuts closed over but other than that had only been healing at an unusually

slow pace. Vegeta tapped different parts of his left arm. The entire limb felt dizzy and weakened inside, like a light array

of pins and needles. Not to mention the two cuts were perfectly aligned with one another. The back of his throat felt dry and

he felt himself starting to sweat. Vegeta took a deep breath and opened his mouth, then pulled his arm up to it and

shadowed a biting motion just above the two cuts. Incorrect match, but sure enough, he was right. They weren't cuts. It was

a bite wound, " Ahh..ah.. " Vegeta backed up instantly and slammed against the wall of the bathroom, " Someone's...BITEN me."

the thought sent a chill through his spine. The logical part of his brain quickly chopped down the list of possible biters

to those whose teeth were strong enough to slice through his skin; the remaining saiyajin. He thought back. The ouji had felt

an awkward weakened sensation in his arm early on after Bebi possessed him. It was back....back when he was fighting,

" ..K..Kakarrotto. "

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/dl

:::" Oh no, Past V-sama! It's nothing to worry for. I think you will actually, enjoy it. " he smiled, " Take good

care of your left arm though. "

" I'm going to lose a LIMB?! " Vegeta gawked, horrified.

" NO! " Future-Goku sweatdropped, " You're not going to LOSE your ARM, Past V-sama! " he calmed down, " It's actually

going to be something quite —▫wonderful▫—

dl

/dl

" ... " Vegeta stared at the wound, " Kakarrotto, bit me. " he felt the world start to spin around him. Vegeta

stumbled his right arm around to grab the doorknob. He glanced down at the gi he was wearing and promptly ripped the top

off, then the pants leaving him in his boxers, gloves, and boots, " AHHH-AAH! " the ouji quickly backed away from the gi,

holding his left arm protectively, " He BIT me....and, th--that makes ME........ " Vegeta slid down halfway against the wall,

" ..his.....u--u----uk----- " the ouji choked out. He took a deep breath and wobbily stood back up, " I have to return the

bite. If I don't bite Kakarrotto back and even this thing off before the next full moon then I'll be trapped as his uke

FOREVER! " he wailed completely falling down onto his rump. Vegeta tilted his head incrediously as he stared at the sink and

toilet across the room, his heart practically beating out of his chest in a panic, " Now how am I gonna pull THAT off? "

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5:31 PM 10/21/2004

THE END!

Goku: (chirps) It's part 4 AND 5 all in one!

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I checked this file against all my other ones. Its officially the biggest chapter I've ever written.

So congrads to whoever made it this far!

Vegeta: ...and that is why if your intuition says "add a part 5 instead of continuing on with part 4", you should do it.

Chuquita: (laughs nervously)

Goku: (points to huge part 4) Well technically we did cover parts 'n pieces of about 5 episodes.

Chuquita: True. (to audiance) As for what happens to Veggie, that will be covered in an upcoming one-shot.

Vegeta: Note the keyword, ONESHOT.

Chuquita: (clasps her hands together) I'm SO SORRY for the insane length of this chapter! It's hard to cram an entire saga

into a 4--

Vegeta: --technically 5, its 133kb right now--

Chuquita: --chapter fic.

Vegeta: (to Chu) Don't worry. Its not like you were parodying the Cell saga or anything that incredibly long.

Goku: (happily) Yeah! Cell had 92 episodes! Bebi only had 15!

Chuquita: (looks up at fic) It sure felt like 15 episodes...(grins) But I did have fun with it! Poking through plotholes,

saving Buu and Piccolo from disappearing off the face of the Earth, and I learned that Bebi and Pan aren't nearly as hard to

write as I thought. Also, if your brain isn't completely fried from the length of the chapter, you'll notice throughout the

entire fic Pan and Trunks never had a single conversation with each other apart from the short script dialogue of saying

"hi" at the end.

Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're vaguely proud of that in some weird way, huh?

Chuquita: I prefer each of them by his or herself. They're fine as two seperate people living two seperate lives.

Vegeta: At least you've decided something.

Chuquita: (grins) Trunks is more entertaining around Goten, Parisu, and Bura anyways!

Vegeta: ?

Chuquita: Not that I really ever use Trunks that much.. (sweatdrops)

Goku: (happily) To see the scripts these episodes parodied, please visit http : w w w . dbzoa . net /

Chuquita: Also, here's the list of the upcoming fics! Note these are not the titles but just their keywords:

95 - Halloween Special

96 - Veggiebitesback Oneshot

97 - ChihasSonplaytrickonVeggiefakeveggiebellyChiborrowedfromDel (yes over its development and the power of suggestion its

changed to veggiebelly '.';; )

98 - Christmas Special/Fusions Belated Birthday Party/GoggiesparentstrytogethimtocomebackhomeJittotriestohideGoggie

99 - Piccolo One-shot

100 - Fic 100!!

101 - Happy Veggietine's Day 4!

Chuquita: (grins at #100)

Vegeta: (pales at #100)

Goku: (curiously wonders what's going to happen in #100)

Vegeta: You know, if the timing turns out as I think it will, fic 100 will take place almost a year after Brolli first showed

up.

Chuquita: Heehee— (to audiance) Also sometime between the 5 fics leading up to fic 100, "Kakarroujo" will be re-uploaded.

Afterall it was fic #90 and its absence would confuse people not to mention once its back in its place fic 100 will come up

as fic 100. Its oh-kay that its out of order on the profile page though cuz back when the site first got the "chapter" system

in 2001, I accidentally messed up the order of the first 5 or 6 fics by randomly choosing the order in which I chaptered it

all together.

Vegeta: Ah.

Chuquita: And now for the reviewer-replies!

To tea: Thanks! Hee— Chi-Chi already suspects something. All that'll happen in the oneshot. That part was fun, I'm thinking

about drawing it. Turles shall indeed tease Veggie about his situation in the oneshot. Its half halloween special, half

Veggie's birthday (his birthday's on the 30th, michief night :D ) and Turles and Raditsu's first halloween ever (Raditsu

came back last November and Turles has only been around since July). Yup! The fic directly before #100 will be our 7th

Piccolo-tries-to-take-over-the-world oneshot where Piccolo uses a namekian spell to temporarily transport all the earthlings

off of earth long enough to take over the planet, then teleport them back and act like they had allowed him to become their

ruler, assuming everyone will be too embarassed to admit not remembering something that important and just go with it. Only

he can't figure out how to get them back to Earth. Or where he transported them to in the first place. So he enlists Dende

and Mr. Popo's help (who were unaware Piccolo even inacted the spell to begin with) to undo the spell and bring the others

back. Meanwhile, those on earth who are not Earthlings, i.e. the saiyajins (Goku, Veggie, Vejitto, Gogeta, Raditsu, Turles)

are busy reeking havoc and/or doing whatever they please upon the planet. Goku is confused as to why everyone suddenly

disappeared. Happy you liked the bite scene!

To PerfectCell17: Hai, I missed seeing the bite in the dub too. Thanks! Brolli'll be in the upcoming one-shot. The

imagination-Veggies were fun :D I'll be doing the halloween fic after this one.

To Nekoni: Thanks! Heehee, Veggie finally realized what Goku did to him at the end. :D How much blood? I dunno, but he was

hanging onto Veggie's arm for quite a while :)

To Kari: Thanks! Hee, poor Veggie indeed. Glad you understand. It'll be back soon, definately before 100. I missed that fic.

To Chibi Mirai Gogeta: I'm very happy about that! (glomps the fic--is that possible?) Yup. Goku's definately confused.

Wait'll you see how confused he gets in fic 100 about Veggie. :D Brolli definately does have something type of disorder.

LOL! Funny idea. Hai, I think its cuz that part was so close to the actual scene with the exception of jumping to Brolli,

Bulma, and Chi-Chi. That's what the oneshot's for! :) She'll definately be angry at him, especially since Goku knows what he

did and that it was "wrong". I always found that scene with Goku rubbing the old person's shoulders to be disturbing, that's

why I cut it out completely. Piccolo's Super Size attack is one of my favorites of his, up there with this limb-stretching

ability. Thanks! The imagination-Veggies were so much fun to use!

To Goddess Shimi: Yup! It's my next fic! LOL! Everyone had the same costume. I like Veggie/Bulma and Goten/Parisu too! Glad

you like the duct-tape. :) Don't worry, Goku's oh-kay now. LOL "nah not onna". Funny! Sorry 'bout the eels. I've actually

been thinking of switching Veggie over to being the fakebellied one. It might happen.

To RyukoVulpix: Yup, poor Veggie. Thanks! I like using Brolli cuz it gives Goku competition for Veggie and he doesn't get

that very often. Turles explains where he's been :) Luckily for Veggie he was possessed so it was Bebi who felt the pain.

I'm guessing they're very sharp.

To DSRGirl: I'm doing well, thanks. You're welcome! I'll eventually be getting to the Super 17 parody fic. Hai, Toei had so

many plotholes throughout gt. Yeah. What's strange is I actually notice a difference between how the gt battles are set up

as opposed to the dbz ones; if only because I try to get the details in. Gt throws in more punch punch kick ki-blast whereas

Toriyama's battles actually went one step at a time; Goku throws a kick, Veggie blocks with his fist then grabs Goku with

other hand and throws him up into the air, Veggie shoots a ki-blast, Goku teleports behind Veggie to avoid behind hit then

knocks Veggie over the head sending him downward, etc. Hai. Both reappeared. Ooh! The original ending? Oh-kay! Sounds cool!

Haha, tied with ssj2 Goku. I can't remember if that was just in the dub or not either. I have to check my manga. Vejitto was

pretty Veggie-ish in his battle against Buu. I can see how that would've messed with Goku's brain.

Vegeta: (smirks) I'm very pleased they cut that particular scene out of the tv airing.

Goku: (sweatdrops)

To DSRGirl: Ah Cell. I haven't seen that saga in forever. I hope CN eventually airs it again, or I can always buy the dvds.

Thanks! That was one of my favorite parts of the fight, the kaka-germs. Yup! Instead of "giving Goku power" I had a big

group kamehameha/big bang take Bebi out. Chi-Chi did reveal Sugorou. How strong. Hn.. I'd say in the gt-fics from weakest to

strongest; Parisu, Chi-Chi, and then Bura. Parisu's still a beginner to martial arts, In the present fic-time, Chi-Chi's the

strongest. In gt, Bura learns how to go ssj and even though she doesn't train anymore, Chi-Chi's getting older and not as

strong as she used to be. I'd say Bura in my gt-parody about as strong as Tenshinhan, maybe a bit stronger. None of them are

nearly as strong as Goku and Veggie though. Piccolo's almost as strong as gt-Mystic-Gohan because he continued his training

while Gohan went off to do scholarly things and is therefore rusty. Dbz-Mystic-Gohan however could easily defeat him.

It's Piccolo's super-size attack that mainly frightened Bebi. Bebi was also worried because he's heard of namekian powers and

their ability to create the dragonballs--thinking Piccolo a very difficult foe. Thanks. They were sort of in the background

but they did do somethings. Thank you!

To DSRGirl AKA DianaGohan: Aw thanks! Brolli does have a pretty unhealthy fixation going on there. Better than having him

just scream "Kakarrotto" like in movies 10 and 11. Yup! Goku certainly knows "The Rules". He will :D

To PiccoloDiamao1020: Thanks! I'm very glad Piccolo survived the explosion. Hope you like it!

To divastarz/hieilover: Yup! You'll find out in this chapter! :)

To mkh2: What I had taken out temporarily was the beheaded Goku at the end of Brolli's daydream, but I put that part back in

before I uploaded the chapter so its in there.

To orchideater: Thanks! I enjoyed the imagination-Veggie who tested her. Heh-heh, 3 weeks have already passed since Veggie's

been infected by the kaka-germs. That means he only has one more week left to bite Goku back and even out the bond or else

he'll be stuck as Goku's uke. Oh yeah! I forgot about him biting Buu as well. I dunno what weapon to give her. She had that

bazooka for a while back...I'll figure something out. He was given some information but no additional powerup since he

already has it. Glad you liked Brolli's daydream. Wow, belonephobe and scoleciphobe. Cool info!

To SupersayiankingTommy: Yup, poor Veggie. It was Toei who wrote that part in though. Hai, Veggie's head's a lil confused

now. LOL! Bebi. Oh-kay!

To Hakura0: Hope your computer's feeling better. Brolli'd realize it was a clone. Yup! Dollars and overpriced clothing are

even in space :D

To Gothic Goddess Shimi: Aw, thanks for the support! :) A fic with Veggie in the uke position and 'pregnant' by Son...

Vegeta: (slams head down onto the desk) Irony.

To Gothic Goddess Shimi: ...you know how in the beginning of "Time-Skip" the whole reason it got started was because Veggie

had just come back from a horrifying timeline and he, Bulma, Goku, and the others had their memories of it erased? It was

actually referencing something that did happen. If you send me an e-mail I shall send back the url. :) Glad you liked the

Brolli thing. Hee— Veggie's been infected by the kaka-germs. Glad you liked the imagination-Veggies and the "Anger

Management" part :D LOL! I never thought of that. Super-Size would be a fun technique to learn. I'm only 5'4. Yup! Happy

Birthday to Veggie!

To mkh2: Aw it's oh-kay.

To Dakarne: Yeah, poor Veggie for getting biten. Heh-heh, that would've been funny.

To DSRGirl: Ah, point. (nods)

Chuquita: And now Part 4 and "Chomp" is finally finished! (grins)

Vegeta: 144kb?! That's EASILY two normal-sized chapters in one!

Chuquita: (grins nervously) (to audiance) Again, so sorry for the unbelievably large chapter. I promise it won't happen

again and if it gets near this size I'll simply split off a part 5. (perks up) See you sometime next week with the Halloween

Special which is yet to be named!

Goku: Byebye!