Chapter 2
Thanks very much to my ONLY reviewer selina.:)She rocks! ((however i would NOT refer to Smith as a walking orgasm))
Agent Smith cackled evilly to himself as he hung up the phone.He began to sing a very nasty song containing among other unprintable words the phrase 'I hate you,you hate me,let's tie Frodo to a tree...etc. etc.
Meanwhile back at the mansion,Frodo was gazing uneasily at the red and blue pills.'Ok,you expect me to take one of these'.'yeehhss'((in deep Morpheus voice)).'Ha,no,don't think so.
Frodo ,there is a difference between knowing the path and walking it.If you're walking the path and you don't know what's ahead youre not likely to get very far,however on the other hand,if you know the path then you dont need to walk it and you can watch and snigger as all the other poor fools fall into traps that you knew were there.
Frodo stared blankly at him.'And you had..how many pills this morning'
'I know exactly what you mean.Frodo you have the look of a..man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up.Ironically this is not far from the truth.
Just then ,using the skills innate in him as a computer program,Agent Smith sneakily changed something in the Matrix and Frodo watched,
bemused as two Morpheus' walked past him one after the other.Soon Agent Smith's changes became apparent.Walking across the floor,Morpheus fell into a hole that hadn't been ther before and dissappeared screaming.
Frodo ran across to look but Trinity grabbed his arm saying'No Frodo,
Morpheus gave his life so I could get you out,now come on let's go.
But it was too late.Agents and SWAT officers crowded around the doorway.
Trinity grabbed Frodo and held him in front of her.'Ok'she said'You can have him if I can go free'.'Thanks a lot'Frodo exclaimed.Then he whispered to the Agents'She's not in her right state of mind,the bald dude gave her some wierd pill.Pay no attention to her,really'
However the Agents would'nt see sense and grabbed Frodo letting Trinity leave.'MWAH HA HA'the Agents all started laughing,seriously freaking Frodo out,but he politely didn't say anything.(They were heavily armed senior citizens after all)Two of them held him down while the other injected him with a fluid.Frodo watched in horror as the gleaming red liquid drained out of the syringe and entered him bloodstream.
Then they dragged him out of the house and out to a telephone box.He was told to pick up the reciever and put it to his ear.Frodo politely complied - they all looked very trigger-happy.
He picked up the reciever.Green numbers floated in front of him.He felt himself falling and the green numbers engulfed him.He heard and saw no more.
Please,if youv'e read this far you might as well review out of gratitude for the few minutes entertainment that I've(hopefully) given you. )
LOL The Author
Thanks very much to my ONLY reviewer selina.:)She rocks! ((however i would NOT refer to Smith as a walking orgasm))
Agent Smith cackled evilly to himself as he hung up the phone.He began to sing a very nasty song containing among other unprintable words the phrase 'I hate you,you hate me,let's tie Frodo to a tree...etc. etc.
Meanwhile back at the mansion,Frodo was gazing uneasily at the red and blue pills.'Ok,you expect me to take one of these'.'yeehhss'((in deep Morpheus voice)).'Ha,no,don't think so.
Frodo ,there is a difference between knowing the path and walking it.If you're walking the path and you don't know what's ahead youre not likely to get very far,however on the other hand,if you know the path then you dont need to walk it and you can watch and snigger as all the other poor fools fall into traps that you knew were there.
Frodo stared blankly at him.'And you had..how many pills this morning'
'I know exactly what you mean.Frodo you have the look of a..man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up.Ironically this is not far from the truth.
Just then ,using the skills innate in him as a computer program,Agent Smith sneakily changed something in the Matrix and Frodo watched,
bemused as two Morpheus' walked past him one after the other.Soon Agent Smith's changes became apparent.Walking across the floor,Morpheus fell into a hole that hadn't been ther before and dissappeared screaming.
Frodo ran across to look but Trinity grabbed his arm saying'No Frodo,
Morpheus gave his life so I could get you out,now come on let's go.
But it was too late.Agents and SWAT officers crowded around the doorway.
Trinity grabbed Frodo and held him in front of her.'Ok'she said'You can have him if I can go free'.'Thanks a lot'Frodo exclaimed.Then he whispered to the Agents'She's not in her right state of mind,the bald dude gave her some wierd pill.Pay no attention to her,really'
However the Agents would'nt see sense and grabbed Frodo letting Trinity leave.'MWAH HA HA'the Agents all started laughing,seriously freaking Frodo out,but he politely didn't say anything.(They were heavily armed senior citizens after all)Two of them held him down while the other injected him with a fluid.Frodo watched in horror as the gleaming red liquid drained out of the syringe and entered him bloodstream.
Then they dragged him out of the house and out to a telephone box.He was told to pick up the reciever and put it to his ear.Frodo politely complied - they all looked very trigger-happy.
He picked up the reciever.Green numbers floated in front of him.He felt himself falling and the green numbers engulfed him.He heard and saw no more.
Please,if youv'e read this far you might as well review out of gratitude for the few minutes entertainment that I've(hopefully) given you. )
LOL The Author