Just a short little chappy this time, folks. Thanks to everyone who read this twisted thing.
Back2theChaos: I don't think it's the same Brother Kendrick. The one I used for this story is this really sweet old guy from the Bonneville High seminary. But I suppose he might have transferred to Bell.
In all her fan fiction experience, Mary Sue had never been more furious. Granted, she had few qualms about being paired with an outrageously villainous character—it had happened quite a few times before. But she did appreciate knowing about such things in advance! Especially when it was someone who had no phone etiquette whatsoever!
So she chased Voldie down, finally tackling him outside the primary room.
Voldie curled into fetal position. "I'm sorry! Don't hurt me!"
Mary sue gave him a good kick before launching all her fury at him. "Were you trying to be funny back there? Or your twisted villainous Harry Potter-hating self?"
This was, with a doubt, the scariest thing Voldemort had ever experienced. "I swear! I didn't know it was you!"
"So that's an excuse to be such a pig on the phone?"
At that moment, Luna Lovegood walked up, completely oblivious to the verbal flogging. "Excuse me, Mary Sue? A girl was attacked by jell-o, and they really need your help."
Mary Sue shot Voldie a look of pure venom before following Luna back to the foyer.
Voldemort followed her, still apologizing profusely.
Cho Chang was lying spread-eagle on the carpet, drenched in blood, tears, and carrot shavings. A small group of people were laughing their heads off.
Mary Sue knelt beside her. "Did you twist your ankle?"
Cho whimpered. "Are you a doctor?"
"I'm Mary Sue. I know more than any doctor."
"Mary Sue," Voldemort said. "This is ridiculous. I was in a bad mood."
"I think a carrot may have sliced my medulla oblongata," Cho sobbed. "I didn't even see the jell-o until it was too late!"
"We better get her to the hospital," Mary Sue told one of the other girls. She helped Cho to her feet.
"I can drive her," Voldy said helpfully.
"But you can't participate in the talent show," Mary Sue snapped. "Are your parents even Democrats?"
That caught him off-guard. "What does that have to do with anything?"
Every person in the room scowled at him.
"Just go see if you can stop the jell-o from rampaging," Mary Sue said shortly.
Voldemort watched the girls drive off, not even hearing the screams as the jell-o sought more victims.