From that moment on, Voldy and Mary Sue were inseparable. They did everything together, including finally cleaning up the Kool-Aide the house-elf had spilt (of course, he returned as soon as they made another pitcher-dang house-elves).

True, their dates weren't too pleased at finding the odd couple at it in the kitchen (especially during the best part of the movie), but the incident inspired Harry Potter to finally ask out Ginny Weasley, whom he later married and had a dozen kids with (sorry, everyone else who does not support that ship) and Trelawney to move to Boca and stop bothering people with her claims of seeing the future.

And yet, the day after the incident was rather awkward for Mary Sue and Voldy as well. Here's what happened:

Fight in kitchen.

Kissing in kitchen.

Making more Kool-Aid.

Beating house-elf who knocks over Kool-Aid pitcher.

Declaring their love to all the guests.

Fighting Harry and Trelawney.

Apologizing to cops about noise.

Voldy finally kicking everyone out.

So, the next day, Mary Sue, very embarrassed, called Voldy. "I'm really sorry about last night. I'm not sure what happened."

Voldy gave a nervous laugh. "Yeah, well. You blackened Trelawney's Inner Eye pretty well."

"I feel really bad about that. But the kitchen. . ."

"Dang house-elves."

"I know. But the kiss. . ."

"Oh. Well, I should apologize about that."

"No, I think I should."

"No, it was me. I'm the man."

"Oh? You think that just because you are a male you are the superior member of every relationship?!"

"Well, you think that just because you're Mary Sue you can have any man you want!"

"And I can!"

"Yeah, well, I can ask you to dinner tonight!"

"And I can say that I will go! You jerk!" She slammed the phone down, realized the conversation, and laughed. "Yes! I'm in love!"

So that's how Voldy and Mary Sue became inseparable.

For dinner, they went to Hogi Yogi, where they each ordered a six-foot long sub. Just kidding. Actually, they both just got yogurt and split a bowl of fried rice.

"This is a really romantic spot, Voldy," Mary Sue said softly. "I'm really glad you brought me here."

"It has a lot of meaning to me," he explained. "This is where all of my Death-Eaters and I would come to plot evil doings and such."

Mary Sue laughed. "You know, you were always my favorite character. I'm so glad someone let us fall in love outside a 1940's Tom Riddle time period piece."

"I know. Say, wanna go mini-golfing?"

Mary Sue made a face. "That's stupid. Let's go break into a country club golf course and fish for the golf balls that have fallen into the water."

"Score!"

So they took off. Mary Sue used her super Mary Sue powers to somehow break into the golf course. Because she is Mary Sue.

As they fished for golf balls, they talked. Finally, Mary Sue brought up the inevitable question.

"How come you don't go to activities anymore?"

Voldy sighed and told her about the seminary talent show.

"Oh. . . I never knew. I'm so sorry."

Voldy was impressed. No accusations about killing Harry Potter, or anything. He had really found a great woman.

Mary Sue smiled warmly. "Well, seminary talent shows aren't perfect. And not everyone knows how to play "Sweet Hour of Prayer".

It was true. But only Mary Sue could explain it without being mean.

"Thanks, Mary Sue," Voldy said. "I really appreciate that."

"You're welcome." And they kissed as the cops pulled up.



A few days later, Voldy's friend Wormtail called him up.

"Hey, Voldy," he said. "Wanna go toilet paper and egg Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry next week?"

Voldy frowned and thought about his growing relationship with Mary Sue. "No, thanks. I'm very busy lately."

Wormtail sounded disappointed, but said "Okay, but call me if your schedule ever opens."

Like that would ever happen, Voldy thought happily.