Legata Goes On An Adventure And Blows Stuph Up (Oh boy!)
_-[Chapter 3 "Yoplait?"]-_
"Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoon-fed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil!
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight..."
"WOULD YOU STOP SINGING THAT?!?!" Vash screamed in Legata's general direction.
As nice a person as Vash was, even he got tired of listening to KoRn sang for a few hours straight. And, as Legata loved KoRn, that's what had happened. Legata sang, Vash yelled, Legata paused, and then started up again a few seconds later.
"..........."
"Good."
"............ Maybe I'm insane
Walking on a wire
Maybe I'm the same
Nothing to take me higher
Tell me where to start
Think I'm at the end
Right now feeling pain
Make it go away..."
"STOP SINGING!!!" Vash bellowed at Legata, REALLY annoyed this time. Legata finally gave up, and started humming, then elevated it into singing.
"On the road again,
Goin' places that I never been..."
"WHY MEE?"
"Because you're a fathead, Vash. That's why. C'mon, Nicco! Sing with me!"
Wolfwood sniggered, then glared at her at the mention of his new nickname. "Don't call me that."
"Call you what?"
"THAT."
"What's that?"
"Don't!"
"Don't what?"
"Just don't!"
"Oh, don't call you NICCO??"
Wolfwood cringed. "Yes, that!"
"Oh...What, this? Niiccoo, Niiiicccooooolaaaasss D. Wooollllffffwoooood!" she said in a singsong voice.
"Stop it!"
"Nicco, Nicco, Nicco!" Vash sighed. ~*Do they ever stop? *~
"NIIIIIIIIIIICCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"GRRAH!!"
"YEEK!!"
Wolfwood took a flying leap at Legata, and she ran off screaming, Wolfwood hot on her trail. They orbit-chased around Vash a few times, and ran around in squiggly patterns, Legata finally smashing headlong into Vash, and scampering over him, picking him up, then using him as a human shield, shoving him into Wolfwood.
"Gaack! Nicolas...get off me," Vash said, annoyed.
Wolfwood heaved himself up, brushed the sand off himself, and kept walking. He bus had broke down, so they were walking to Vash's new abode, a nice little house, about a mile from town. After a few minutes, Legata got bored, and went back to her old standby: pestering Wolfwood about the Cross Punisher.
"Lemme touch it."
"...No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY SQUEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY?????"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because! You might set it off!"
Legata sniffled, then gave him the big sad puppy-dog eyes, and then stopped, looking baffled. "Wait, Wolfwood...you died, didn't you?"
"The author decided that all the dead characters are coming back for plot purposes...that and she thinks I'm uber-hot, and she loves Legato to pieces...she's been pampering him benevolently...And it's kinda scary..." Wolfwood shuddered.
Suddenly Bloody_Valentine42 manifested herself in the form of a maroon and silver birch tree and said, "YEP! AND KNIVESY EES GUNNA BE THAIR TOOO!!!" and promptly disappeared in a flash of dark, leaving the trio looking baffled and a little scared.
"O...kay...Who else here thinks that was a little too freaky, even for Bloody?"
Wolfwood and Legata both raised their hands, as a purple fish fell out of the sky and smacked Vash in the head.
"OOPS! SORRY!!" a bellowing voice came from above.
"Great. Now I smell like fish," Vash said, looking disgusted.
Legata poked him the stomach for no reason and giggled insanely, a high- pitched chipmunk laugh.
"...Are all you otherworlders so strange?"
"Yes, my dear Vashy-chan. We're all nutz, and proud of it," Legata said, proudly. "And by the way Bloody, you type at a 4.1 Grade level."
"GOODY," a sarcastic voice came from above.
"MONKEY!" Wolfwood shrieked.
Vash and Legata stared at him. "...It's mongooses, y'know, Nicco."
"Nuh-uh. It's mongeese."
"Mongooses!"
"Mongeese!"
"Mongooses!"
"Mongeese!"
"Mongooses!"
"Mongeese!"
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?! If you keep talking, we are turning around and going STRAIGHT BACK TO MAY CITY!"
"Hey look! We're here!" Wolfwood said, pointing.
"Erm...Legata, one thing you should know...Knives likes Yoplait and hallucinates...So he worships it..."
"Ummm....Yoplait? I had a bad experience with yogurt...But I still think it's NUMMYFUL!"
"Hoo-boy...Something gives me the feeling that I'm in for months of hardship...and, for some reason, Pink Poodles..."
"Hey look! The Pink Poodle Posse! Quick make a wish!" Legata sqose her eyes shut, then looked over at Wolfwood, and looked disappointed. "Nope."
"...I don't even want to know..." Wolfwood said, walking inside. A cry of "GET OFF THE SHED!" came from inside.
Legata smiled, and ambled inside, and a cry of "LEGA-CHAN!!!" came from inside, accompanied by a terrified scream.
Vash sweat-dropped, and walked inside, with a feeling of foreboding. Turns out, Legata had planned to dump a bucket of kerosene on him and shove him outside...
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So? Loved it? Hated it? Thought it was mediocre? GOOD! R&R, and I'll call you all fatheads if you're mean! Watch out for that EMP!
...The chapters' over now.
...Why are you still reading?
...Go away!
_-[Chapter 3 "Yoplait?"]-_
"Ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoon-fed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil!
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight..."
"WOULD YOU STOP SINGING THAT?!?!" Vash screamed in Legata's general direction.
As nice a person as Vash was, even he got tired of listening to KoRn sang for a few hours straight. And, as Legata loved KoRn, that's what had happened. Legata sang, Vash yelled, Legata paused, and then started up again a few seconds later.
"..........."
"Good."
"............ Maybe I'm insane
Walking on a wire
Maybe I'm the same
Nothing to take me higher
Tell me where to start
Think I'm at the end
Right now feeling pain
Make it go away..."
"STOP SINGING!!!" Vash bellowed at Legata, REALLY annoyed this time. Legata finally gave up, and started humming, then elevated it into singing.
"On the road again,
Goin' places that I never been..."
"WHY MEE?"
"Because you're a fathead, Vash. That's why. C'mon, Nicco! Sing with me!"
Wolfwood sniggered, then glared at her at the mention of his new nickname. "Don't call me that."
"Call you what?"
"THAT."
"What's that?"
"Don't!"
"Don't what?"
"Just don't!"
"Oh, don't call you NICCO??"
Wolfwood cringed. "Yes, that!"
"Oh...What, this? Niiccoo, Niiiicccooooolaaaasss D. Wooollllffffwoooood!" she said in a singsong voice.
"Stop it!"
"Nicco, Nicco, Nicco!" Vash sighed. ~*Do they ever stop? *~
"NIIIIIIIIIIICCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"GRRAH!!"
"YEEK!!"
Wolfwood took a flying leap at Legata, and she ran off screaming, Wolfwood hot on her trail. They orbit-chased around Vash a few times, and ran around in squiggly patterns, Legata finally smashing headlong into Vash, and scampering over him, picking him up, then using him as a human shield, shoving him into Wolfwood.
"Gaack! Nicolas...get off me," Vash said, annoyed.
Wolfwood heaved himself up, brushed the sand off himself, and kept walking. He bus had broke down, so they were walking to Vash's new abode, a nice little house, about a mile from town. After a few minutes, Legata got bored, and went back to her old standby: pestering Wolfwood about the Cross Punisher.
"Lemme touch it."
"...No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY SQUEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY?????"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because! You might set it off!"
Legata sniffled, then gave him the big sad puppy-dog eyes, and then stopped, looking baffled. "Wait, Wolfwood...you died, didn't you?"
"The author decided that all the dead characters are coming back for plot purposes...that and she thinks I'm uber-hot, and she loves Legato to pieces...she's been pampering him benevolently...And it's kinda scary..." Wolfwood shuddered.
Suddenly Bloody_Valentine42 manifested herself in the form of a maroon and silver birch tree and said, "YEP! AND KNIVESY EES GUNNA BE THAIR TOOO!!!" and promptly disappeared in a flash of dark, leaving the trio looking baffled and a little scared.
"O...kay...Who else here thinks that was a little too freaky, even for Bloody?"
Wolfwood and Legata both raised their hands, as a purple fish fell out of the sky and smacked Vash in the head.
"OOPS! SORRY!!" a bellowing voice came from above.
"Great. Now I smell like fish," Vash said, looking disgusted.
Legata poked him the stomach for no reason and giggled insanely, a high- pitched chipmunk laugh.
"...Are all you otherworlders so strange?"
"Yes, my dear Vashy-chan. We're all nutz, and proud of it," Legata said, proudly. "And by the way Bloody, you type at a 4.1 Grade level."
"GOODY," a sarcastic voice came from above.
"MONKEY!" Wolfwood shrieked.
Vash and Legata stared at him. "...It's mongooses, y'know, Nicco."
"Nuh-uh. It's mongeese."
"Mongooses!"
"Mongeese!"
"Mongooses!"
"Mongeese!"
"Mongooses!"
"Mongeese!"
"WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?! If you keep talking, we are turning around and going STRAIGHT BACK TO MAY CITY!"
"Hey look! We're here!" Wolfwood said, pointing.
"Erm...Legata, one thing you should know...Knives likes Yoplait and hallucinates...So he worships it..."
"Ummm....Yoplait? I had a bad experience with yogurt...But I still think it's NUMMYFUL!"
"Hoo-boy...Something gives me the feeling that I'm in for months of hardship...and, for some reason, Pink Poodles..."
"Hey look! The Pink Poodle Posse! Quick make a wish!" Legata sqose her eyes shut, then looked over at Wolfwood, and looked disappointed. "Nope."
"...I don't even want to know..." Wolfwood said, walking inside. A cry of "GET OFF THE SHED!" came from inside.
Legata smiled, and ambled inside, and a cry of "LEGA-CHAN!!!" came from inside, accompanied by a terrified scream.
Vash sweat-dropped, and walked inside, with a feeling of foreboding. Turns out, Legata had planned to dump a bucket of kerosene on him and shove him outside...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
So? Loved it? Hated it? Thought it was mediocre? GOOD! R&R, and I'll call you all fatheads if you're mean! Watch out for that EMP!
...The chapters' over now.
...Why are you still reading?
...Go away!