Title: Oh Crap, He's Dead.

Author: Gater101, http:

"Oh crap, he's dead," Doctor Rodney McKay squeaked into the still air. He leant forward and looked closer at the lifeless body, pushing it with his finger.

"Dr McKay, what are you doing?" Doctor Carson Beckett asked him as he entered his infirmary.

Startled, McKay jabbed his finger further into the body but quickly pulled it away.

"Me? Oh well… nothing. No, not a thing," he stumbled as he looked around the room for a quick escape but, seeing none, he settled for staring 'confusedly' at the irreverent Scottish doctor.

Beckett narrows his eyes in Rodney's direction and lifted his head to see over his shoulder. He replied by craning his own neck sideways and successfully obstructed the other mans view.

"Rodney…" The younger man warned and took a step closer to him, a menacing 'doctor' look in his eyes.

McKay hesitated for a few moments again and quickly stepped to the side proclaiming:

"He's dead, your mouse… he's dead…"

And feeling Carson's infirmary before the doctor could do him any harm…

End

Okay, that was exactly five minutes, and I must say… it is not my best work… nor is it in the romantic J/T style that I had set out for… hmm funny how my brain works eh?

If the thing about the mice is wrong, it's because I only caught a glimpse of Rodney looking at the mice and then the camera moved to Carson so I'm assuming that they are his…?