Two heavy armed ghouls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Two heavy armed ghouls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Who is that?
That again?
Braid and patch?
Police Girl friend?
Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is that?
They created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Bernadette, naw.
They want Alucard, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Alucard, this is what I'll give ya--
A little bit of the bird mixed with a swift kick to ya.
Some vodka to jump start my night job off quicker
than the shocks when I get knocked into the hospital
with the doctor when I'm not up to some co-operating.
When I'm rockin the chasbah while he's operating.
I've waited this long, now stop commiserating
Cause I'm in black and white and your not compensating
I know that you got a job Mr. Hirano
but your mercenary's lime light needs illuminating!
So someone just won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
I'm not even a cameo in an AMV
Hellsing is just so empty without me!
So, come on! And gimme a kiss on the lips
Seras Girl, come on wiggle your hips, PxS is what I ship.
Now I'm ready, to make this love o' mine canon and seen-
I'm just waitin' for fan fics, f you Joleen!
Now this looks like a job for Geese
So everybody, screw civil peace
Cause we need a little bit of zees
Cause it feels so empty, without Geese.
I said-this looks like a job for Geese.
So everybody, screw civil peace
Cause we need a little bit of sexy zees.
Cause it feels so empty, without Geese.
Little Hellions, people feelin' rebellious
Suckin blood of their parents, bein spotted like Elvis
They start takin' prisoners makin' em feel helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Need to stop the devolution shootin' up dead kids.
I'm a rebel, so just let me bitch and be crass
at the fact that everyone at Hellsing missing my cute ass.
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you can't see so damn much of ol P-I-P; you asked for me?
I need to attack!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Buy your damn manga read in on me and then I'm gonna
enter in, under your skin like a sharp fine splinter
Be center of attention, back for the rest of the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since trump of Hellsing.
Investing in your manga master PB here so-
Testing, attention please!
Feel the anticipation, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, the next two cents are free
A mercenary, who sent? You sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just notice me!
Cause we need a little Frenchie
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just notice me!
Cause we need a little Frenchie
Cause it feels so empty without me
I know what I've been told, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's followin' Major, that shit.
Incognito, you sure got your ass kicked
worse than those little Valentine bastards
And Doc? You can just French my glock.
You too, Rip Van Winkle you larva, blow me.
You don't know me, you don't exist yet too-
Why the f do they not know me, but you?
Now let's go, just gimme the scene
I'll be there with a whole script full of myself
I been duped and sketched to life with a pencil
ever since Hellsing turned anime, me into a memory.
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to forget me
So this must mean I'm just too sexy
But it's just me, and I gotta be me.
I'm not the first pick commander for this dig, man.
The old guy, Fergie and the hard ass Pickman
And poor dead Gareth died in duty
Me? I'm fighting to get anime continuity
Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other commanders emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
None of em will be good ol' Pee Eye Pee
Now this looks like a job me
So somebody, just hire me
Cause we need a bit more humanity
Cause Hellsing's just empty without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So somebody, just hire me
Cause we need a bit more humanity
Cause it feels so empty, without me!
Kids!