Disclaimer: Yeah, I still don't own South Park. Big surprise, huh?

"Never mind..."

Pip shrugged "alright then. Best we be getting to our next classes then?"

Damien chuckled softly. "Pipkin, there's still an hour left of lunch" Damien said humorously

"Oh, right" Pip said a slightly embarrassed "then I guess we shall go back to the cafeteria?"

"Lets not and say we did. Let's go to the smoke pit instead."

"Why would we go there?"

Damien rolled his eyes "because, I need a smoke. Besides, Tweek is there....." Damien said, trying to get Pip to come along with him

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Pip said eagerly as he started towards the doors.

!#$&

Tweek froze in his place as he saw Damien turn the corner and walk towards him. He didn't know why, but every time he saw Damien, he melted inside.

"TWEEK"

Tweek jumped. He turned around to see Madison looking at him heatedly

"Did you hear a word I just said?" She asked him extremely irritated

"Um....no actually, I'm afraid not" He replied. He looked at Damien and laughed to himself. Damien was trying to light a smoke, but only found that his lighter was entirely dead. For some reason Tweek found this cute

"Well, smartass, I was just saying how my mom stole my smokes but I guess you don't care" Madison scorned arrogantly

"Your right, I don't" Tweek replied and then laughed at his own sarcasm

"That's it Tweek, were over. Done, finished completely and utterly through-"

"Are you done dumping me yet?" Tweek asked impatiently

Madison sneered and then stormed off.

Tweek shrugged then decided to walk over to Damien and his friends

"Hey Damien, hey Pip. My girlfriend just broke up with me, can I hang out with you?" he asked

Pips face virtually became a massive smile. Madison was no longer in the picture! And Tweek was probably feeling very vulnerable right now

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that" Pip said, concealing his smile

"Ah, it's alright. She was a bitch to begin with. I never even wanted to go out with her, she made me!"

Pip concealed a squeal of joy

"I really wanted to go out with Bebe anyways"

And poof..... Pips bliss vanished

"Well, now's your chance. Have fun" Pip said hiding how heartbroken he really was

"Oh, I'll deal with that later. It's too soon, you know? I don't want to look like a man whore or something." Tweek laughed

Pip gave off a fake laugh. Nothing was funny right now, everything was horrible. Like the fact that Tweek would never love Pip....

Tweek laughed at his own joke. "I might as well tell them I'm attracted to Bebe, cause then they wont find out I really love Damien..." Tweek thought

Damien took a puff of his cigarette and then looked at Pip. "look at the way he looks at Tweek. He's obsessed! There's no possible way Pip would fall for me." he thought

The three boys stood in complete silence, none of them knowing what to say next

Okay, that was chapter 2. Some of you may be like "I know what's going to happen, this is so unoriginal" but trust me, you don't. There's some GIGANTIC complications and surprises coming soon! Only I have the answers to what happens next! Please R&R and ill put up the next chapter