Ok, I know you wanted to see chapter two, so here it is! Thanks for the reviews!

Disclaimer: I do not own yuugiou or any of its characters, if I did the art would be horrible. And whoops! They don't call it the Sennen Items in the dub version; they call it the Millennium Items. Hehehe....whoops!

Oh, and:

'....A thought.......'

On with the fic!

Chapter 2 Why him?

"Please don't be pharaoh, please don't be pharaoh...." Malik looked at the name. "Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!! It's not the pharaoh, it's...it's that damn High Priest......."

/ /Well now, you seemed to have drawn Seto Kaiba. Well, you'll have a fun time with him. If he comes, that is/ /

/What are you doing in my mind again? GET OUT!!!!/

/ /I am sorry. I am six years old. I don't know what "Get Out" means yet./ /

/Marik! Argh! Fine, you can stay here, just don't bother me!/

"Hmm....Lets see, if the High Priest did come, he'd drag along Mokuba along, too. Well that's two down, six to go. I guess I should draw the next one now.....

"Please don't let it be the pharaoh or the friendship freak.....please don't let it be the pharaoh or the friendship on ra....." Malik drew the next one. His face became paler then....Kisara's face! "Oh no...out of all the names in this hat I had to get stuck with that.....that Porcupine head! "

You mean Yugi

/Argh! I told you to stop bothering me!/

/ /That's the upside of being six. You don't understand anything/ /

/Grrr...Fine be that way! I'll just tell Isis that you were bothering me again!/

/ /0.0 Ok, fine, I'll leave. Sheesh! You try to have a little fun and your stupid Hikari ruins it!/ /

/I heard that!/

"Stupid yamis....out of all of the yamis in the world, I had to get stuck with Marik..... Well, since I am definitely NOT going to invite that...porcupine head to my party I'll think I'll shove this back in this hat and draw again. "Let's see...I got Yugi??? Uhh, I'll draw again. YAMI? Ok, that is really worse than that Yugi runt. I think I'll draw again.....What? Yugi again? What's wrong with these white things? I'll just put this back in and draw again...Yami? Grr...Fine you cursed white bark! I'll invite the pharaoh and his stupid Hikari! Happy?" Malik scribbled Yugi's and Yami's name as messily as he could on his piece of white bark. "Well that's four down, four to go. I better draw again, if I don't make this darned list by the time Isis gets back, then I'll be toast...."

"Let's see....next is...BANDIT KIETH? Holy crap! When did I put him into my bag thingy?

/ /snicker/ /

/What? MARIK!!!!!/

/ /Hehehehe...../ /

"Curse you stupid things! Let's see, I'm not going to invite Bandit Kieth. Oh, I'll just pick random people. "

Malik's list of who to invite to his damn birthday party that the stupid calendar somehow knew. Ra, why do you hate me so?

Seto Kaiba

Mokuba Kaiba

Ryou Bakura

Yugi Motou-Stupid flat white things!

Yami Yugi

Bakura

Sir. Enity

Joey Wheeler

Tristan Taylor

"Ok, well I'm done. I wonder if Isis is done shopping yet?" Malik thought aloud.

"Come back here you Egyptian madman!"

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Quit chasing me, will you!"

"I'll stop chasing you when pigs fly. Why did you put flowers in a cake?"

"Well how was I supposed to know what flour was? I've never seen it!"

"Then how come you know what flowers are?"

"I don't kn-"

BANG!!!!!

"Ooof!"

"Now come here! You're going to bake another cake and clean up this mess you made!"

Malik stood wide-eyed. 'On second thought, I would rather not know if Isis was here or not.' Malik went downstairs to where Isis and Marik were. Isis continued slapping Marik with her broom.

"Ummm...Isis?"

"What, Malik, can't you see I'm busy teaching your yami a lesson he'll never forget?"

"Err....yeah, but I got my list done.

"Great! But, since my museum is doing some business with Dungeon Dice Monsters, Duke is coming too. And for some reason, Tea has to come to. She says she has nowhere to sleep in tomorrow, so I invited her to come to our house."

"What the heck? That...dice person and friendship freak are coming, too?"

"Of course they are. Now let me see that list of yours."

"....curses in Egyptian...." Malik hands the list to Isis.

Isis's eyebrows shot up. "Hmm...Seto Kaiba? Mokuba? Umm...Malik?"

"What do you want?"

"You do know that you're calling everybody, right?"

"WHAT??? Why ME?"

"Because it's you're party. Now get on with it. Marik and I are going shopping for more flour and he needs to get some cleaning material to clean this mess up."

"What in ra? I'm going shopping?" Marik stared Isis.

"Ha ha! Marik has to go shopping!" Malik laughed at Marik.

"SHUT UP!"

"Ahem Now Malik, get on with calling everyone!" Isis glared at them. "Well, let's go, Marik."

"Damn you, ra...." Marik said as Isis dragged him out.

When they were gone Malik looked up in frustration. "Why do I have to call all of those damn people? Stupid Egyptian sisters...'

"I heard that!!!! And get on with it already!"

'How'd she hear that?? She was what, fifty miles southwest?'

/ /We're still right outside the house, waiting for a taxi, you dimwit!/ /

/Get ou-/ Mind link breaks

'Stupid yamis, well, I better get calling right now...Let's see.....I'll call Kaiba first...'

At Kaiba' House...err, I mean mansion

"No, Mokuba, I won't buy you that Pikachu doll" Kaiba said as he typed on his laptop.

"Please!!" Mokuba begged as he stared at his brother with puppy dog eyes.

"No, and that's final!"

"Aww..." Mokuba dragged himself out of Kaiba's room just as...

Ring!

Ring!

RRRINNGGG!!!

Kaiba picked up the phone. "Stupid phones....What do you want?"

"Big brother! That wasn't very nice!"

"Mokuba, go away, I'm on the phone."

"Oh, fine....."

Kaiba started talking on the phone again. "So? What do you want already?

"Ummm....hello?"

"Malik! Why did you call me?"

"Uhh...Merry Christmas?"

Kaiba sighed. "You're not worth my time. It's still three more days, you know."

"Ok, fine, you win! My pathetic-Egyptian sister wants me to throw a stupid party for my birthday and she wants to invite you."

"She wants to?"

"Ok, fine, there's no one else to invite anyway!"

Kaiba glanced at his watch impatiently. "That's better. Besides, I have no time for parties and I happen to be very busy right now.

"Don't worry! Me and big brother will be there!"

"Mokuba! What are you doing on the phone?!?!"

"Well, when your big brother is the CEO of a big company, he has more than one phone at his house."

Malik looked confusedly at his phone. "Kaiba, you're acting like Mokuba...."

"No you idiot, since I have more than one phone in the house, Mokuba picked one up and listened to our conversati-"

"We'll be there, Malik! Don't you worry!"

"Kaiba, are you sure you're not acting like Mokuba? You even sound like him..."

"Gahh, I give up! Fine, we'll be there at your pathetic party."

"Aannndd, big brother will buy a present, won't he?"

"MOKUBA!!! Argh, fine, I'll buy you a freaking present! Now, BYE!" Kaiba slammed the phone. "Great, now I'll have to bye that freak of nature a present, too."

Malik looked at the strange item he was holding. "Well...that went...fairly well....Great, next is..."

Ok, well, sorry it took so long to get this out! I do have to go to school, I'm only in eighth grade, you know! And plus, I don't update until I get a random number of reviews! I know it was short, but I'll make the next one longer! And yay! I got some reviews! Woo-hoo!

(Answers to reviews)

Takura2004: Sorry about that, but everybody loves cliffhangers.

Shizuka Kaiba: I meant to spell it that way. It does kind of sound like Sir.Enity, though....

YO! : Yep, Tea is a friendship freak! Actually, you're the first Tea basher I've every met...

Hakudoshi-chann: Rebbeca Hopskins is the American dueling champion. She has a major crush on Yugi, and she came back during Doma and Kaiba corp grand prix.

Ok, bye! And don't forget to review!