Ok I'm updating! And my friend Scratchy, the hamster here will do the disclaimer!
Squeak, Disclaimer: Flaring Emerald does not squeak own yuugiou, but if she did, squeak, than Kisara, Yami no Malik, and ,squeak, Priestress Isis wouldn't have died. Flaring Emerald does own me, I am her cute, squeak adorable, furry, small-pawed, sharp-clawed, little cute golden beige hamster! Squeak!
Thank you, my little Scratchy! Sorry this chapter took so long!
Oh, and, just so you know, this chapter isn't that funny....and I think everybody is a bit out of character...I'll fix that in chapter 5, though! And this chapter is pretty short...
And another thing before I forget:
Nii-sama: This is what Mokuba calls Kaiba
Oni-chan: This is what Shizuka (a.k.a. Serenity) calls Jounouchi. (A.k.a. Joey)
Now, let's get on with the fic!
Chapter 4 4/11 of hell begins
"Please tell me that ra took pity and skipped December 22nd and went strait to December 23rd.....please tell me that...." Malik thought as he just stared at the wall.
Well, let me just tell you that it IS December 22nd and...well, Isis actually finished decorating the house...and I can't find that damn mistletoe! I do NOT want to be caught under a mistletoe with anyone of those ridiculous people you're inviting....
/You just had to ruin it, didn't you? /
/ /Of course. That's the reason I exist./ /
/GET THE HELL OUT OF MY MIND FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME!!!!!/
/ /0.0 Umm...ok..../ /
'That's much better...' Malik thought. 'At least my stupid yami is out of the way...'
/ /You do know that I heard that, don't you Malik?/ /
/GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE FOR THE LAST FREAKEN TIME BEFORE I CHOOSE MY DAMN WORDS MORE CAREFULLY!!!/
/ /I think somebody got up from the wrong side of the bed.../ /
/Hmm? What do you mean? I haven't even gotten out of bed yet. /
/ /Never Mind...-.-/ /
Malik sighed. "Well, maybe if I just hide over here, than Isis will forget I'm here..."
"Malik! Get down here! Marik says that he talked to you through his mind link and that you're awake!"
/MARIK!!!!!/
/ /Uh-oh...I'm in trouble.../ /
"Ok, I think I will OFFICIALY KILL MY YAMI RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!" Malik said as he threw his pillow at the wall.
Isis yelled at Malik from downstairs. "Malik! Come on already! And your yami said you threw a pillow at the wall. Don't do that!"
/WHAT?!?!?!?/
/ /I think I'm in BIG trouble.../ /
"I'm coming...." Malik ran outside his bedroom and down the stairs. "MARIK, I'M COIMING!!! YOU BETTER BEWARE BECAUSE WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU ARE TOAST, HAVE YOU GOT THAT? Oh....hello, dear sister..."
Isis glared at him. "What's with the screaming? If you really want to know where Marik went, he went running outside screaming something. He should be back soon...Do you really need to speak with him?"
"Uhh...no....not necessarily....." Malik stuttered.
/ /Hah! I got away!/ /
/MARIK!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT!!!/
"Dear brother, you seem like you want to....rip someone's head off..."
Malik looked up. "Huh? Oh, umm...I was just thinking...about....umm....how hard it was....persuading...the Kaiba brothers to come! Yeah, that!"
"Ok, but somehow I'm not persuaded..." Isis sighed. "So, do you like how this place is decorated?"
Malik looked around the room. "Uhh...sure, it's great, but why do we need that green thing in the middle of the room...and why did you put colored balls on it?"
"Malik, must you be so complicated? It's a tree...a Christmas tree to be more exact. So you like it?" Isis asked.
"Yeah, sure...."
Just then Marik came in. "Is it safe yet?" Marik saw Malik. "AHHHH!!!"
"Malik, I'll GET YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!" Malik started chasing Marik across the room. "You are TOAST!!!! Toast with jam on top!!!"
Marik looked at his hikari. "You do know that I grabbed the millennium rod, don't you?"
Malik stared wide-eyed. "YOU SNUCK INTO MY ROOM AND GRABBED MY ROD FROM ME?"
"Uh-Oh...I don't think ancient magic can hold my hikari back...."
"YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE IT WON'T!!!!" With that, Malik started charging on Marik. "COME BACK HERE YOU FOOL" But suddenly they went banging in to a certain mad sister.
"Malik! Marik! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU MESS ANYTHING UP!!!" Isis yelled at them. Malik and Marik stopped in their tracks. "That's better. Now, everybody should start coming sometime in the afternoon, so we better get this place cleaned up...."
1:00 because like I said Flaring Emerald is too lazy to put what happened.
Malik started praying to ra. "For once, tell me that everybody forgot and won't come so I won't have to deal with them....please...."
/ /You're really stupid. They won't forget!/ /
/Hey, there's a first time for everything! /
/ /I guess.... But they still won't forget!/ /
/ Moral of the day: When you want to hope for something to happen, make sure that you have searched your mind chamber and made sure that your yami is not in your mind. /
/ /Hahaha, very funny.../ /
/Thank you/
'Now as I was saying..' Malik thought. "Tell me that everybody has forgotten, please?"
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong!
"Malik, will you get that? Marik and I are busy!" Called Isis from wherever she is.
/Busy? You're BUSY? If you're so busy, then why are you wasting you're time speaking to me through our mind link? /
/ /Hehehe.../ /
"Malik, answer the door already!"
"Ok!" Malik went to the door and opened it. Standing right there was someone who was....let's just say that someone was really tall, had blue eyes, carrying a briefcase containing who-knows-what, was wearing a trench coat, and had someone who looked younger who was jumping along excitedly.
"Hmph! It's about time you opened the door." Kaiba almost pushed Malik out of the way and walked into the living room.
Malik looked annoyed. "You know, I think I could live with pretending I do not know who just walked in."
/ /Haha! You have to entertain the High Priest! Ha!/ /
/SHUT THE HELL UP!!! /
/ /.....Ok, didn't know you were that....fun to talk to..../ /
"Well then, you can pretend that, and I'll pretend I never saw you." Came Kaiba's icy reply.
"Nii-sama! Be nice!" Mokuba said while tugging at his brother's trench coat.
"Mokuba! Fine...." Kaiba smirked at Malik. "Hmm....Well, at least I brought my laptop and some work to do. Nothing much to do here."
"Nii-sama!"
"Ok, fine, Mokuba..." Kaiba took out his laptop and started typing.
/That damn High Priest! Why I should just jump at him and rip his bones apart and bang that laptop on his head! /
/ /Ok....interesting reply..../ /
/ I AM GETTING VERY ANNOYED AT YOU AND GET OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT BEFORE I RIP APART YOUR BONES! /
/ /0.0 Ok...sure, Malik.../ /
"That's better..." Malik looked up and saw Kaiba and Mokuba staring at him. "What?"
"You just said that you were getting annoyed at me and told me to get out and that you would rip apart my bones..." Kaiba looked at Malik like he was the strangest person he had ever seen.
"Nii-sama, he's scaring me..." Mokuba inched closer to Kaiba.
"Umm....well, you see...." Malik began.
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong!
"I'll get it!" Malik rushed to the door, obviously relieved that he could escape from the Kaiba brothers. He opened the door and peeked out. He saw blonde hair, which didn't quite narrow it down. He opened the door fully.
"Hello, Malik!" Serenity happily came in. "Onii-chan, you can come in now!"
"Hmm...I don't see that psycho creep, but that's a good thing....Hmm..." Joey looked around trying to find Marik.
"Onii-chan!" Serenity tapped at Joey's shoulder. "Ahem?"
"Huh? Oh, hi, Malik! Just checking, you know...for anybody that is a person-killer freak...."
/ /HEY!!! I HEARD THAT!!! I'LL GET JOEY FOR THAT, OH YES I WILL!!!/ /
/ -.- Ok.... /
"So is Mai here yet?" Joey asked.
"Uhh...not sure you want to know who's here..." Malik looked at Joey. "In fact I'm positive that you won't want to know....."
"Of course I want to know! Wait...do you hear that?" Joey asked.
"Hmm...I think I hear something..." Serenity said. She looked around, wondering where the noise was coming from.
"Uhh..." Malik was sure he knew what the noise was, but he didn't want to tell Joey.
Type. You know, the noise when you type.
Type
Type
"Nii-sama! Are you going to work all day?"
"I'm glad you asked that, Mokuba. In fact, that was exactly what I was going to do..."
Joey stared wide eyed. "Uhh.... I think I know who is here now."
Malik looked for an escape route. He definitely didn't want to be caught in the middle of Joey and Kaiba, but then again, who would? "Umm...I've got too...umm....help my sister out with something...yeah! So...I'll be back soon..." And with that Malik started heading into another room as quickly as he could. He looked behind him.
"Mutt."
"Money bags!"
"Chihuahua."
"Rich jerk!"
"Onii-chan, come down!"
"But, Serenity!"
"Hmph! 3rd rate duelist."
"Nii-sama, that wasn't nice!"
"He deserved it."
"KAIBA!!!!"
"What? Can't you see I'm too busy to hand doggy treats to you?"
"THAT'S IT!!! BRING ME AT HIM!!!!!"
Malik looked behind him. "Wheuf! In the nick of time..."
Ok! Yeah, I know that was a short chapter, but hey, my parents still think that I should not play the computer during weekdays. So...yeah. And answers to reviews :
Cecilia DevilAngel: Yup, I updated! Whoops, I'm probally going to pair up JouxMai, but I didn't intend to pair HondaxShizuka!(TristanxShizuka)
Scratchy: Camels? Where?
FE(Flaring Emerald): -.-
kls: Yeah, poor Malik!
Scratchy: /Brings a ladder/ And here's a ladder so you can reach Malik!
FE: SCRATCHY!!!!
Scratchy: What?
Lin McGregor: I never intended to bash Anzu! (Tea) I was just thinkin about leaving her alone with no pairing...Just kidding! I'm thinking about pairing her wtih Yugi or Yami.
kikoken: Yup, I finally got it! Finally....
Takura2004: Well, then here it is!
Scratchy: And I got to do the disclaimer!
XoX.d.a.r.k.a.n.g.e.l.XoX: I just updated!
Oh, yeah, I was thinking about which pairings I should do. So far the only definate thing is JouxMai. If you have any ideas to pairings, please email me!
Ja ne! Good bye! And don't forget to review!