WHAT? What in hell did 4kids do to the Doma warrior's voices? Varon has that accent, Rapheal's voice is really low-pitched and Amelda's is...just plain bad.... And my friend told me that Dartz has the voice actor of Malik? The worst voice in history? And they changed Varon to Valon? Ok, that's it, DIE YOU STUPID 4KIDS!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!
Anyway, I do have to thank Hurricane Ivan because guess what? There's no school today, which is why I can update!
Disclaimer: If I owned Yuugiou, I would have to be a man. And I'm not.
Oh, and, to me, I think that some characters are out-of-character and this chapter isn't too funny and it's pretty short.....A writer's block sort of came and I'm running out of ideas.....
Now on with the fic!
Chapter 5 The worst enemy arrives....
"YOU ARE SO STUPID, KAIBA!!!!"
"Oh, really? I was pretty sure that a human had a higher I.Q. than a mutt."
"Nii-sama!!!"
"What?"
"KAIBA, I'M GETTING SICK OF YOU!!!!"
"Good, now you're being a good boy, mutt."
"THAT'S IT! Serenity, move out of the way, I'm going to bring this rich jerk down!"
"Onii-chan, you'll hur-"
POW!!!
"-t yourself..... Too late...Onii-chan, are you okay?"
"Ouch! Kaiba, that really hurt, you know!"
"Hmph. You should have been watching yourself, you bakayaro."
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"
Malik glanced at them. 'Still not safe to come out yet.....Do those two ever stop arguing?'
/ /No, they don't, as a matter of fact./ /
/ FOR THE LAST TIME WOULD YOU GET OUT OF MY MIND????? /
"Malik! Your yami says you're screaming inside your mind link! Cut that out and go welcome our guests!" Isis yelled. "We're really busy at this moment!"
/ WHAT THE HELL???? YOU'RE BUSY AGAIN? IF YOU'RE BUSY THEN QUIT GOING INSIDE MY HEA-/
"Malik! I told you to stop screaming!"
/ MARIK!!!!! /
/ /Hehehe..../ /
Malik looked out where Joey and Kaiba were arguing. He sighed then cautiously approached them. "Umm....hi?"
"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT!!!!!"
"Onii-chan, calm down!"
"Oh, no...."
Malik looked at them. Serenity was trying to hold Joey back and Kaiba was....just sitting there typing. And Mokuba was just trying to get out of the way.....
"Serenity, let me go! I'm going to get rich boy for this!"
"No! Just stop fighting!"
"Yeah, mutt, listen to your master."
"THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT KAIBA!!!"
"Onii-chan, that's what you said last time!"
"But!"
Malik sighed. This was going to be the longest day ever.......
"Hmph, that's what you get, mutt."
"I ain't no-"
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong!
Meanwhile, outside the door.....
"Yugi, remind me why I had to go to psycho-killer's house?" Yami glared at Yugi, demanding an explanation. "I had better things to do."
"Well, we're going because it's Malik's birthday, Yami." Yugi said, trying to convince his yami that Malik wasn't so bad.
Yami didn't look convinced. "And why do we have to go with him."
"It's not my fault, pharaoh. You were the one who decided to leave just as we were."
"Bakura, last time I checked I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOUR OVERGROWN SPIKEKY HAIR, OKAY?" Yami sent the you-are-so-dead look at Bakura.
Ryou looked at his yami then back at Yami. "Bakura, could you please be better behaved? You promised."
Bakura didn't stop staring at yami. "Fine, Ryou."
"Tomb robber."
"Pharaoh."
"Psycho-steak eating yami. (It's true, in the Battle City tournament banquet, Bakura ate a huge piece of steak. Too bad they edited it out of the dub.....)"
"Winning stuck-up"
Just then, Malik opened the door. "Oh, it's the damn pharaoh." Malik called out to Isis. "The tri-colored-spiky-hair-spoiled-pharaoh is here!"
Yami glared at Malik. "What?!?!"
Then, some screaming arose. Yugi gave a curious look at Malik. "Is someone here already?"
"Come and see for yourself" Malik stepped aside and headed towards the kitchen. "I'm going to get something to eat...."
'Hmph! How rude of Malik!' Thought Yami as he and the other quests stepped in.
"KAIBA, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!"
"That's funny. I don't think I'm that old yet."
"HAHA, VERY FUNNY KAIBA!!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!"
"You know, a dog shouldn't be barking to his master."
"YOU AIN'T MY MASTER!"
"Oh, then who is?"
"THAT'S THE LAST STRAW, KAIBA!!!!"
CRASH!!!!
"Hey! You broke my laptop!"
"DUH YOU STUPID RICH FREAK! WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS INTENDING TO DO, MAKE OUT WITH YOU'RE STUPID LAPTOP?"
"Why you little mutt!" Kaiba lunged himself at Joey. "You'll pay for that!"
Yugi stared at them fighting. "Uhh....I think I know who's here now.......
Yup, that's the end of the short chapter...... I'm just starting to run out of ideas....yeah, so, answers to reviews time!
Shizuka Kaiba-Ok, you want Shizuka with Malik or Kaiba...I'll see what I can do!
DaRkNeSsApPrOaChEs-Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! Yeah, it sucks when your parents tell you to get off the computer, doesn't it? I read your fic! It's pretty good! I hope you'll update!
Cecilia DevilAngel-Hehe, don't worry, Yugi is all yours! I guess that means I MIGHT do AnzuxYami...
Rebeccalupos1991- I'm glad you liked it!
Jamie-(Did I not already answer this question?) I know Shizuka's dub name is Serenity. I just put that there because......I dunno, I just wanted to.
Sirithiliel-Well more is on its way! I'm glad you liked my fic!
Kls-I can still bash Anzu! I never said I couldn't... And Malik under the mistletoe....Good Idea!
Sigfrid-Hehehe, I'm glad you liked that part!
Takura2004-Lol! Good idea!
Ok, there's the end of that. And don't forget to review!