Wow, I'm updating! That's a miracle! Let's celebrate! Just kidding! . But isn't it a miracle that I'm updating?

Ok, I don't really have an excuse for not updating, but…..umm, school started, so…..yeah, I'm busy with school and all…..Stupid dubbers….they already ruined the Doma arc! And is it just me or does Jounouchi sound dumber than usual?

Disclaimer: If I owned Yuugiou, then Anzu would be dead and Yami no Malik, Kisara, Mana, Kaiba, and Priest Mahado would rule the show!

Oh, and by the way, if you forget to review, I'll forget to update again!

Now on with the fic!

Chapter 6 Out of all people...ME

Malik's POV

I hate life…

"I hate you, you BAKA pharaoh…"

"I hate you too, you BAKA tomb robber…."

Judging on those two sentences and, from what I saw, Ryou and Yugi coming in, I'll guess that Bakura and the Pharaoh are here too…..

And that is absolutely NOT a good combination….Ok, I'm officially staying in the kitchen…And not even my sister will make me get out…..Well, maybe she could…..If she does, I'll pretend I'm getting something to eat…..

Regular POV

Bakura smirked. "I said that I hated you first! HA! You lose, pharaoh, and I win!"

"Wait a second…..that did NOT count! Did that count, Yugi? That wasn't even a duel!" Yami screamed.

Yugi looked a little confused and bored with the yamis' constant arguing. "Well…uh, it wasn't exactly a duel, so I guess it shouldn't count-"

"HA! Take that, tomb robber!" Yami smirked gleefully.

"Ggggrrrr….."

"ahem Like I was saying, before I was interrupted, it was still…... kind " Yugi finished.

"Ah, so what were you saying again, Pharaoh?"

"….."

"Speechless for once, aren't you pharaoh?" Bakura smirked, pleased for defeating the all-great-mighty pharaoh in….something….

/ / GRRRR!!!!! YUGI! How could you agree to that Stupid-no good tomb robber? I'm your own yami! You should have agreed with me! / /

/ Yami…..Just drop it….it's not like him saying that he hated you first is going to make him the ruler of everything…. /

/ / Yeah, I guess…I'll get that tomb robber next time, I'll make sure of that…. / /

/ Some things never change….. /

Ryou looked helplessly at Yugi. "Their fighting, just as usual, aren't they?"

"Yes, they are…Yami is going to have to learn some manners…" Yugi gave a nervous laugh at Ryou.

"What are you talking about, Aibou? I'm very well behaved…." Yami gave his best innocent look at Yugi.

Yugi sighed. "Sure, Yami…."

"Yugi, what do you mean? I'm way better-behaved than that tomb robber over there." Yami gave a glance at Bakura. "Don't you agree?"

"Well you baka Pharaoh…"

"I can't believe you broke MY laptop! You're going to pay for it!"

"What!?!?!? Pay for your own laptop, moneybags!"

"Oh-oh….nii-sama is going to get mad…" Mokuba was shaking his head.

"You are going to pay for it!"

"Oh yeah? Well, who's going to make me?"

"How about my guards, my lawyer, me, the FBI, the president of U.S., the prime minister of Britain, the ruler of Japan, the ruler of all of the other countries, and my insurance? Good enough for you, mutt?"

"O.O Uhh…I'll...pay…for it….." Joey stammered.

Kaiba smirked. "Good. I guess you know how much it costs, or are you too dumb for that, mutt?"

"Uhh….439,472,263 yen?"

"Nope. 439,472,264 yen."

Shizuka was nearly popping out of her shoes. "How are we going to pay for that?"

Joey's mouth flew open. "W-what? How am I going to pay for that much??"

"-- I just said that, Onii-chan…"

"Oh, whoops, sorry, sis."

"Well, you better think of something to pay me back, or else my guards, my lawyer, me, the FBI, the president of U.S., the prime minister of Britain, the ruler of Japan, the ruler of all of the other countries, and my insurance will all be suing you." Came Kaiba's icy reply.

"Well, you know what?" Jou asked, gazing at Kaiba.

"What?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead!"

Kaiba snickered at Jounouchi. "Really?" And with that, Kaiba started glaring at Jou.

….

STARE

STARE

STA-Blink

"Ha, I win." Kaiba said, in a voice with pride. "And you lose, mutt."

"Why, Kaiba!!!!!" Jou was clearly getting angrier by the second.

/ / Yugi? / /

/ Yes, Yami? /

/ / Can I please go back to our cave with small openings that is emboldened into the ground to get my puzzle back? / /

/ --…. Yami, it's called a house and the answer is no. Why do you need your puzzle anyways? /

/ / YES I DO!!!!!! Bakura might defeat me since he has his ring, and plus, Kaiba and Jou are giving me a headache!!!! / /

/ Sigh……You're just going to hurt someone…. /

/ / Oh, come on!!!! When I hit the lady who was trying to touch my precious deck, it was just an accident! / /

/ Sure, Yami. Sure….. /

Anyways, back to the story since I think that hikari-yami talk was a little long.

Malik's POV

They're still fighting….It's not safe to come out yet. Somebody has to calm them down….But that won't be me.

Regular POV

Well, to refresh your memory, Jou was glaring at Kaiba, Kaiba was glaring back, Bakura was having a you-can't-beat-me look, Yami was having the I'm-the-mighty-pharaoh look, Mokuba was having an Oh-no look, Shizuka was having an I-wish-somebody-else-was-here-to-calm-those-people-down look, I'm not telling you what Isis and Marik are doing or their face expression looks, and Malik had an I-need-to-get-out-of-here-FAST-before-Isis-finds-out-that-I'm-not-welcoming-the-baka-guests look.

Bakura's ring suddenly started glowing. Everybody forgot their troubles…except for Kaiba, who just stood there cursing….but, besides that…..

Bakura just stared at his ring. "Hmm…that's funny…"

"What? Let me see, let me see, I WANNA SEE!!!!!" Jou screamed, jumping up and down trying to see what they were so intrigued in.

"Onii-chan? It might help if you stand up instead of sitting down on the floor." Shizuka said reasonably. And don't ask me how Jou jumped when he was sitting.

Jou blushed. "Oh yeah, sorry about that…" Jou stood up and looked at Bakura's ring that was know glowing. "What's up with that?"

Bakura still looked at his ring. "Hmm…It only glows when another Sennen Item is here….and the pharaoh doesn't have his, right, baka?"

"Shut up, tomb robber!!!!" Yami screamed at him.

Then suddenly, a glowing stream of…Hmm...I need a synonym of light…. Oh, I'll just use the word light! Ahem So, like we were saying, a glowing stream of light came about, knocking everyone except Kaiba off his feet.

Jou: Hey! How come I get knocked off but Kaiba doesn't?!?!?!

Flaring Emerald: I'm righting a story, just deal with it!

And a chuckle came.

Then, a laughter came.

And after that, an evil laugh came.

And following the evil laugh, was the Crazy-psychotic laugh.

And behind the all famous Crazy-psychotic laugh was something like this:

"MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Weak, huh, puny pharaoh? My, my, tomb robber, easily as ever to throw off, aren't you. Some tomb robber. I guess the tomb robber's hikari couldn't stand it either. Hmm, the little puppy has fallen off along with his ugly kitty. Looks like the High Priest was the only one who could stand my power. But his brother is knocked right off. Very interesting."

Can you guess who that was? If you said Shadi, you're right!

Ha! Just kidding! If you said the famous Yami no Malik, then you're right! You win cookies! To claim your prize, scroll down to the very bottom when you're done reading this, press the "go" button, tell me how great my fic was, and press the submit button. All flames are used to melt Anzu to make Chicken soup with Anzu meat. If I get a lot of flames, Shizuka will join Anzu in the soup. Farewell, and don't forget to claim your prize!

Okay, back to the story.

Yami Malik was laughing manically. Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Mokuba, Jou, and…Gah…too many people….Everyone except Kaiba was flat off his/her feet.

"Well, know, how are you doing, weaklings?" Marik laughed. "Oh, doing some push-ups, are we?"

Malik's POV

Oh great….If I guess right, that laughter belonged to my yami…Oh, great.

Regular POV

"That's enough, Tomb Guardian!" Yami said, jumping to his feet. "Why did you come here know instead of earlier like the rest of us? Yami inquired.

"Well, I live here, and Isis asked me to give you this note while she goes and fixes something." Marik handed it to Yugi, who was brushing himself off. "Apparently, she really needs to know this."

Yugi sighed and opened it. Inside it said…….

Ha! It's a cliffy! A sort of a deranged cliffy! But unless you want this story to be updated in a few years, than REVIEW!!!!

Oh, and, plus, I'm not going to do ShizukaxKaiba since it doesn't work out. I'm definately going to do JouxMai, but, other than that, there's nothing garunteed.

And don't forget to claim your prize! And just incase you skipped that part; all flames are used to melt Anzu to make Chicken soup with Anzu meat. If I get a lot of flames, Shizuka will join Anzu in the soup.

And answer to reviews:

Cecilia DevilAngel: Yugi's all yours, I won't touch him! . I'm updating but I'm not sure if it qualifies as soon…..

Takura2004: I know! Stupid dubbers….I wonder what they're going to do when Kisara, Pries Mahado, Priest Karim, Priest Shadah, Priestress Isis and Shimon dies…..

DaRkNeSsApPrOaChEs: I wouldn't pair up MY Malik with that person, don't worry! . Yes, I know Shizuka has nothing to do with Malik, but, just out of curiosity, what does she have to do with Kaiba, too? Shizuka's stupid in my opinion and she officially disappears after episode 145, so, you know, she's gone. Woo-hoo!

Chaos-Magician011: I know! And Amelda-I mean Amista… (--) – VALON'S, and Dartz's voice totally stink….

Leah: Totally agree. Way too many silent shipping fanfics out there….SetoxShizuka is stupid, can't they see that Kaiba never spoke to Shizuka?? --

KittyKayla: I'm glad you liked it! Hmm….IsisxYami is a cool pairing….I might do that!

MaricksWife: cough It's not nice to read people's cough…..I'll try to make Malik survive! (Malik: What do you mean try to?)

KarlaBob: Oh yeah, Kaiba does have enough money….Haven't I seen you before yet?...Ahaha! UPDATE YOUR SLEEPOVER FIC RIGHT Uhh…Pretty Please?

And thanks to anyone else who reviewed! Love ya! Just do it again to make me happy! Bye!