Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM or Fire Emblem or anything in this story.

Notes: wow. I can't believe that the only person who says that this is confusing is xan-vallen. I mean no offense guys, but please don't be polite and review again! matty is a fan of roy, glad you like it! Foxey, don't worry, I won't let you down. cristi carlson fernandez (i think) don't be discouraged. Always write for the pleasure, even if you think no one likes it, you have 10 reviews! Be proud! Yes, yu-gi-oh is cool, and i'll probably make an enemy be Bakura. Anyway, this chapter is just plain wierd, so prepare to be utterly confused!Enjoy
"Marth? HEY MARTH! HYRULE TO MARTH!!!!"

"Huh, oh, sorry, Link, i was just thinking..." Marth grumbled to the disgruntled elf.

"YEAH! WELL, I guess that's okay, but, Zellie wants to talk to you!" Link practically screamed.

"Who?" said Marth, slightly confused. He had come to see the ruler of this strange land, not 'Zellie'.

"Oh, I forgot. I'm speaking to a freak. Princess Zelda will speak to you now" Link said, while desperately hoping that Zelda wouldn't get a crush on this foreigner and forget about him, The Hero of Time!

(A.N: Look, Zelda's going to be a complete retard. Watch out)

"Wow, like, who are you?" sang out Zelda, batting her eyelashes at Marth and being a total flirt.

"I, uh, my n-name i-is M-marth" stuttered Marth, blushing.

"Wow, like, what a funny name! Hehehehehehehehehehe!" Zelda giggled in the most fake sounding tone while trying to make him fall for her.

"Um, you wouldn't know where, um, Pharae Principality would be, would you?" Marth mumbled, finally gaining his wits and decided that she was probably trouble, anyway.

"P-pharae? You don't want to go there! Its, like, dangerous there!" She shrieked.

"Dangerous? How so?" Marth questioned, starting to get that sinking sensation he had gotten when he had agreed to the water mages' adventure.

"W-well, least time, like, I ever heard that dreadful place in a sentence was when a single fire mage, or should I say, like, a total PYROMANIAC, he, well, destroyed the whole city!" Zelda responded, turning a lovely sheet white color.

"Oh. That sucks. I was sent to retrieve the fire mage, so that he could-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y-YOU, YOU....MONSTER!!!! OUT OF MY CASTLE THIS INSTANT!!!!!" Zelda yelled, suddenly calling all of her guards.

'I've never been so embarrased in my whole life!' thought Marth, as he staggered into Kokiri Forest. Without even realizing it, he had entered the lost woods, and if any of you people remember entering the lost woods for the first time, then picture Marth walking through there!

'What is up with this forest! How many times am I going to end up in this same spot!' Marth continued to walk for hours, and hours, until, he noticed something strange. Almost like, music echoing through the forest. He didn't know why, but the strange, lilting music was, if anything, enchanting. (no, its not Saria's song)

Roy's POV
Despite what I have done to my country, I feel no guilt whatsoever. Why should I? Everyone there refused to accept me because of my fire skills. So, I proved to them how mighty my fire can be. That's right, MY fire. I own it, no one can take it from me!

Although, the reason they probably hated me was because of, what they called, a problem. I mean, what's so bad about the fact that I don't see what makes women so attractive. But, it was probably just a reflex, but after I started to see princes from other kingdoms...I found myself attracted to them, and they didn't find this too appealing. So, now that I was alone, it was much easier to live in this forest.

There was an evil enchantress who loved to slay men that followed her songs living here as well. I'm glad that we settled down to the fact that we will just stay out of each others way, and.... Wait, is that a guy? In this forest that used to stand for peace? I need to help him! Who knows, maybe he'll actually like me!

Marth's POV
As I approached the causer of this beautiful music, I noticed two things. One, there was bones everywhere, and she seemed to be gnawing on another one. Two, she was very beautiful, and when she turned her emereald eyes to me, I realized what she was. Far too late. An enchantress is impossible to escape once they gaze into your eyes. I stood there, transfixed to the very spot. She stood up and started to walk up to me. Now, as the music ended, I finally could run away. I turned away and took off into the woods. I was, for once, overjoyed at how hard I had trained myself in speed instead of strength.

I glanced back while running. She was long gone. WHAM!! I fell right on my butt, and glanced up. I saw a teenager, probably not much younger than me, with pure sapphire eyes and auburn hair, which, if I might add, looked like it had never seen a comb in its whole life. However, I was taken aback at how cute he was. I had always been cruel to anyone who tried to get me to like them, but this, child could win me over without saying anything! what really scared me, was the fact that this person I had fallen head-over-heels for, was a guy! I knew I was gay, but he took the cake! The very sight of him alone was enough to make me long to lean forward and, well, kiss him.

Roy's POV.....again
As I looked down at this cobalt haired man, I began to wonder if he was still in a trance. I had never seen such a lovesick look on anyones face.

I finally got my courage up and said,"Hey, are you alright? I mean, she didn't hurt you, did she?"

"Well, no. But, I, was, wondering, do you think you could help me?" He questioned.

"Yeah! I mean, sure, I guess I could help you. Hey, what's your name?" I pressed, trying not to seem too eager to know him. That might scare him.

"My name is Prince Marth Lowell of Altea, and I need to find someone from Pharae Principality."

Uh-oh, he's loking for someone from Pharae. If I tell him I destroyed it, he'll take off. What was I thinking! Scince he's a prince, he'll be snotty, stuck-up, and full of it!

So, I decided to lie, and told him,"I know someone from pharae, he can help you!"

"You'll do this for me? Thank you!" He said. I noticed one more thing. He was blushing. Badly.

"Why are you blushing? Is there something on my face?"

"Um, I, uh, well...I, I think, that, I have a ....crush.....on you," Marth managed to stutter out.

Alright, I'm going to end here! Stay good to yourself, and be true to your buddies.