Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM or Fire Emblem OR Yu-gi-oh. I own a zoid model that I painted because it is customary, but that's besides the point!

Notes: AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!! I HATE MATH!! WHY!!! Um.... heh heh, I've lost it . Math caught up with me, and I had two reports as well as an I-search to do. On the bad effects of video games! I'm gonna be sick... I finished them, got an okay grade, then remembered this story. If only I had thought of my over-obsessed Math teacher who loves apples. Heh, she LOOKS like an apple o.O. Wow, I didn't know that Thias was Marth-Roy fan... I love self insertions!

Xan-vallen: You are right. I don't have a very large brain, so formality confuses and scares me. Thanks for reviewing!

Hot Chica: You changed your name? It's way easier to spell than your real name!I'm just helping others, they normally don't know, so, it's okay! But if someone annoys you by saying something trivial about your story, I'll help, k? Random blue haired guy sent me an e-mail and I'll probably write his fic once my homework is done crushing me.

marth-roy fan: ; right. This chapter is very interesting.

I guess this is a little akward and rather random for a story... Wait... I forget someone, I know I did...

Foxey: I can't remember if you reviewed again or not... hold on...well, I'm glad you like(d)!

Dark Comet: Yes, you are crazy, just like me when I eat the sugar bowl!(twice a day, I'm afraid)Yes, poor Gannondorf. He just needed some time alone to express his true feelings!

Anyway, on with da' fic!

Marths' POV
Three days. It's been three days since me and Roy last saw any sign of life. I guess that includes Gannondorf... but, he doesn't seem to be around anymore. I sort of pity him for what we did. I guess we were both pretty harsh. Even I have a soft side that I wish not to speak of. But, we are still wandering in this mysterious desert storm. I want to speak to Roy, but how can I? I'm afraid that I might... do something I'll regret. I doubt that he feels the same. He probably thinks that scince I'm a prince he must do what I wish, but I've never wished to hurt anyone before, and whenever I am forced to fight, I always try to find an alternative.

I wish he knew...

Roys' POV
He's been staring at me all night. I wish he would stop staring at me. Suddenly, as if my wish was granted, his head turned sharply in the opposite direction. he inhaled sharply and rose one hand up slowly. I followed his terrified hand (an: terrified hand? WHAT am I smoking?!) and saw a strange figure. As the figure came closer, I saw why he was so frightened. Directly in front of us, was none other than Gannondorf. His eyes were glowing blue, and he rose his triforce in the sky and turned into the final boss in Ocarina of Time(except wearing large teddy bear boxers, which severely lessens the evilness of the situation.

"For what you have done, neither of you shall live!" bellowed Gannon,"Prepare to die!"

Gannon charged at us, and me, being an idiot, charged at him. He was bigger, stronger, and smarter. Marth was staring in horror as Gannon took me and my blade and lifted me up into the sky. I didn't know what he was doing until he opened his huge mouth, and then I started to scream and cry for help.

Marth watched in horror as Gannon swallowed Roy whole. Marth decided to do the bright thing, and get into a defensive position. After all, any sensible swordsman wouldn't want to run blindly at a cannibal. Gannon stomped over to Marth, a menacing grin on his face. Marth knew this wasn't a good time, but an idea had crossed into his mind, and he smirked back.
"Hey Gannon, I hope you hold your blankie nice and close tonight!"

"Why you little... I'll make you pay for that!" Gannon roared. Gannon brought his huge rusted blade forward and prepared to kill Marth, when suddenly he stopped. The strange look on Gannondorfs' face insured that swallowing a pyromaniac equipped with a sword was not a smart thing to do. Gannon roared in pain as Roy cut through his back(eewwww!). Roy fell to the ground, gasping for air. Marth ignored the disgusting remains of Gannondorf and ran over to Roy.

"Are you okay?" asked Marth.

"Gee, I just got swallowed whole by a freak and almost got digested. Do I LOOK okay to you!?" Roy screeched.

"Um, excuse me,"said a voice,"do you two need some help? you can stay at my house maybe, if you want to..." Her voice trailed off, as she saw that these two looked really awful. She looked at Marth, who had blood all over himself, and then at Roy, who had a strange greenish fluid on some parts of him that was making a hissing sound, suggesting that it was acidic.

"Um... my home is nearby, and you two look like you need a bath..." she suddenly giggles and bats her eyelashes at Roy. "My name is Thais, what is yours?"

"Roy. Jus' call me Roy."

two hours later
Marth had just finished taking his bath after Roy had, when he heard the two talking. he was just plain upset about how Roy was flirting with Thais and vice versa. Marth felt almost invisible in this house, and nobody seemed to care. Thais hadn't even asked him what his name was, let alone said hi to him.

Roy giggled as Thais stroked his spiky hair. So far, he had absolutely enjoyed this stay. it didn't even occur to him that Marth even existed until he walked right past them. Roy watched as Marth curled up on the couch nearby and fell asleep. It was almost like they hadn't known anyone else was in the room. Roy was downcast, but, who cared about Marth? Thais was so much more friendly than Marth could ever be.

Thais giggled. She loved it when Roy was deep in thought. It made him look so very cute. Still, what could she do to tell that other guy? How could she bring this up to him? 'Hi, I just met your friend and I love him so bad and I'm sleeping with him, so, how about you just leave, seeing as how you don't have a purpose here?' That was the nicest way to bring this up to the teal haired man, she was currently having a good time with Roy, her rational thoughts were jumbled up. Roy somehow sensed she was upset.

"Are you alright, love?" Roy questioned.

"I'm fine, just thinking," she replied.

"Okay then," he replied, grinning ear to ear.

Marth sighed and layed his head down on the small pillow Thais had given him. She seemed to despise him. He knew that no one could absolutely loathe someone at first sight, so he must have met her from somewhere before. He couldn't recall, so he decided to take a stroll through the forest that was by the desert they had just been in(there, I explained where they are, sorta ).

The forest itself seemed to hate him, almost every branch looked like it was rushing away from him. He looked around. Maybe this walk hadn't been such a good idea after all. He continued his walk until the sun started to rise. "Ah," he murmured. He suddenly clutched his head and sank to the ground. If anyone had seen him, they would have thought he was having a mental breakdown. He wasn't. He was having an emotional breakdown. "Why doesn't anyone like me?" he sobbed. He rubbed his temples and sobbed until he fell asleep.

Roys' POV
Marth had been gone for way too long. He left practically yesterday! I had already told Thais about how I felt, and she hissed at me, claiming that if I was gay, I wouldn't be accepted by the world. I told her that it didn't matter to me, the whole world couldn't stop me from being with Marth. She looked upset, but she nodded and smiled. I was confused, but then she said," I'm sorry for testing your friendship with him, but, I wanted to make sure you wanted him for his heart, not his money and land." She bowed and disappeared. I would run away screaming, but now was not the time. Marth could be in trouble!

I was racing through the forest as fast as I could run. Wherever Marth had gotten to, I was more than ready to travel anywhere to find him. That's when I found him. He was curled up in a little ball, trembling and murmering something about the end of the world and whatnot. He looked absolutely pathetic! I felt bad for him, but how was I supposed to help him? He probably thinks I hate him. Or maybe he knew someone before me that he loved...I hope that isn't the case.

(A.N:this part is weird, don't ask me why I decided to do this)
Link walked through gerudo valley, he was certain he needed to see Nabooru about his nightmares. he was absolutely certain that little midgets who looked like him meant he was going crazy. He was even imagining one of these mini-hims walking next to him.

"HEY!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! I THINK SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED!!!" Mini-Link yelled. He looked upset, but he kept walking right next to Link. suddenly, the foulest stench ever to exist reached the look-alikes noses.

"HOLY SHIT!!!! WHAT IN DINS NAME IS THAT SMELL!!!" shouted Young-Link.

"It smells like...rotten fish, with some old cheese, and some cow dung, mixed with a little bit of skunk fumes," Link explained, holding his nose,"And mind your mouth, mini-me!"

Oh great, Link thought, now I've completely lost it!

The two Hylians soon found the cause of the odor. What they saw, was Gannon, in all of his awful, foul glory. Or, what remained of Gannon. His back was slashed wide open, along with his stomach, Gannons' very stomach acids were eating through his body. This had to be the most disgusting thing Link had ever seen!

Young Link walked over to the body, sniffed at the cut, then took his finger along the side of Gannons' stomach. (eeeew!)

"Be careful," Link warned,"you don't know where that's been."

"It's right here!" Young Link explained. He then carefully examined the blood on his finger. He then ate it(o.O).

"Hmmmm, how interesting." Y.Link observed after swallowing the blood.

"What, shy guy? Uh, I mean, mini-me?" Link called, while trying to ignore the disgusting-ness of this situation.

"this isn't Gannons' blood!" He explained,"It appears to be a sixteen year olds blood, who was a red head."

"Wow, how did you know he was a red head?" Link knew he was dreaming, so he figured he would just go along with it.

"There's some locks of short, red hair over here."
Meanwhile...where I left evil little Maric...
"You'll need to tell me Prince Marths' weaknesses" Maric snarled,"Or, or"

"Or what?" The girl murmered," I'll bitch-slap you if you try to hurt my ex-boyfriend!"

"Fine, what is your name, sissy girl?" Maric questioned.

she kicked him in the crotch and said,"Samus, my name is Samus"

I think I'll end here. I seriously need to finish my math homework. Scary, eh? I'm gonna add Samus in and probably remove 'da Yaoi or maybe I won't, I know! Review ta' tell me if I should make 'dis story a Marth/Roy or Marth/Samus see ya!