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Notes: I haven't been able to update 'cause of my Computer. Meh... I don't know who reviewed, so I'll just say Thankee if you did!

Warning: i cannot remember anything I wanted to add in, so I'm just gonna wing it.

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Mushroom Kingdom is really big. Even if you are a giant Koopa with spikes. bowser had recieved a letter from some guy named Maric. If he proceeded to deliver to him two teenage idiots by the names of Marth and Roy, he would get full funding for all of his evil projects. Now that's a deal!

"HELP!!! MARIO, SAVE ME!!!!"

Bowser glanced up and took off his reading glasses. If he was going to kidnap two more people, he'd have to find a place to keep Princess Peach so Mario couldn't come and trash his home.

Bowser grinned.

"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"I knew I could throw good!"

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Roy was arguing with Link. It was quite obvious that both wanted to stick to their side of the story.

"Look! Zel' is very wise, and I know that few can upset her!"

Roy couldn't counter that....

"That may be true, but Marth must have been in contact with the chozo ghosts. They are far wiser than this 'Zellie'."

Roy smiled," Thanks Samus! But what's a chozo ghost?"

" Well, a chozo ghost is--

"AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

"WHAT THE!"

Link, Roy, and Samus stared in shock at the newcomer. The lady was wearing a large pink dress, and looked obnoxious and annoying. Link, being rather unintelligent, rushed to her side.

"Are you alright?" He questioned. Peach sniffled delicately.

"i'll be fine, thank you for asking"

"I wasn't talking to you! You're sitting on Mini-me!"

Marth watched with curiosity at the antics of the five completely different people. As far as he was concerned, he was unwanted. His whole body still ached from being set on fire, and he wasn't so sure Samus or Link would be happy to see him....

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Meanwhile, Maric was pacing in....wherever he is, growing quite frustrated with how long it was taking to get the last element mage he required to complete his evil scheme. Still, for what he was going to do, he was more than patient. With them all together, he could summon every evil doer who ever drew breath in the universe! Then he could conquer Altea! Wait a minute, why just Altea? Yes, he would be the ruler of everything!

The other mages were growing tired of waiting, too. In unrivaled fury, the thunder mage stood up, and stormed out of...wherever they are. Maric didn't stop him, though. All he could think of was how to get bait so that Roy would come to him....

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Peach was clearly upset.

"So, what you're trying to tell us is that you were kidnapped by a turtle, who then proceeded to read a letter, and then he chucked you out of a window?"

"Yes"

"Okay then..." Roy sat back. He thought his story was confusing. But, an evil turtle?

Link was feeling downcast. This just wasn't his day. First, Zelda gets upset and sends him after someone. Then, he gets a clone. Now, he's met up with a talking metal suit, a pyro, and a princess who gets captured by a turtle. He just knew that leaving Kokiri forest was a mistake!

Samus was a little angry. Her missle supply was drained. She only had her power beam. She was in her varia suit. At least she still had her power bomb.... Suddenly, she heard something move in a nearby tree. She got into morph ball mode, rolled over, and planted a power bomb. Unfortunately, the power bomb was to powerful, and the tree blew up.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" She unrolled and watched as Marth flew out of the exploding foliage and tumbled down in front of Link and Peach.

"Wow!" Peach said(oh boy)"He's cute!"

"Hey!" Link said," That's the idiot who made Zellie upset!"

"Yeah! What big me said!"

"Hey! Don't hurt him!"

"Yeah! What robo-girl said!"

"Why you!"

Marth sat back and watched as everyone got into a large brawl over what to do with him. He was amused at first, but suddenly someones arm shot out and dragged him into the melee. Soon, everyone was exausted and gave up. however, poor Marth must be a magnet to attacks. He'd been hit by every attack that everyone had used, including his own. Talk about disoriented.

"BWAHAHAHA!!!!"

"What was that?!" Young Link, even though he would grow up to be the hero of time, was not very brave, and evil laughter scared him the most.

"T-that w-was b-bowser!" Peach screamed and ran into the desert....and straight into Bowser.

Bowser, on the other hand, felt like he needed a vacation, 'cause as soon as she ran into him, she took out her frying pan, and WHAM! He hated his life. She lifted the frying pan to finish him off, when a bolt of lightning grabbed the frying pan. she watched in shock as the bolt returned to Ganray, the Thunder mage. He rushed over to her, surprising villain and princess alike.

"Where is Roy?" He spits when he talks, spitting on her face.

She was too terrified to argue," In there!" She pointed towards the oasis/forest that the motley crew were in.

He dropped her, and charged straight into the forest. He quickly caught sight of Roy and the gang. He used an energy ball and trapped Roy, Link, Young Link, and Marth in the energy ball. He then flew up into the sky, and took off towards Altea.

Samus watched in shock as they flew off. Bowser and Peach quickly came over to her. She looked at them, and they looked back. Bowser may be evil, but he wasn't about to let someone else steal the glory! She that they would need a way to fly after them quickly. She sighed. She didn't like it, but she needed to ask for help. And the help she was going to ask for was help she had desperately hoped she could go without.

"Hi, I would like to make a collect call. Yes. No, the location is Corneria. I need to speak to Fox Mcloud"

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Hmmmm......I dunno wot to right. Guess I'll stop here. Erm, so much for getting the chapters up faster....I'll try to get another chapter up soon. R&R please!