Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM. If I did, I'd be rich. I'd also be Japanese most likely.
Notes: I'm gonna update many chapters at once. Maybe I'll even type up the whole story. I'm grounded. I can't get on the net. And I'm currently breaking in to my own computer. This just ain't right.
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Ring Ring. Ring Ring.
"I got it!"
"No, I got it!"
Falco sighed. Deep down inside, Slippy and Fox were really idiots. He walked over to the phone. After a moment, he turned to Fox.
"Hey, Fox! It's for you!"
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Samus braced herself. She really hated how Fox acted. He seemed so brave and noble when he's on duty. But when he's got nothing to do, he's a furry jerk. Still, his Great Fox could get them to any location in a matter of minutes. Anyway, she didn't want that huge koopa stinking up her bounty ship.
" 'Ello?"
"Hey Fox....Um.....I was wondering if...."
"If what? You think I can't remember what happened last time you asked for help? My ship was full of dead space pirates for three months! The place reeked! And, when we ran outta fuel, you got on your ship and ditched us!"
"Yeah.....so?"
"SO! That's all you can say!?!" (Peach and Bowser sweat drop)
"Look, if you don't help us, a lot of really bad things will happen!"
"Really? Good, I'm just itching to test out my new rapid fire blaster!"
"um.....you'll be able to use it here"
"So what?"
"I'll....I'll pay you!"
"..........deal"
"Okay, I need you to track this call, so that you can find where we are. I'll give you directions from there."
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5 minutes later
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"No"
"But-"
"NO! LIZARD MAN STAYS!"
"I'll pay you!"
"....deal"
Samus sat down next to Fox, watching as Peach tried to understand why she couldn't drive. Bowser...he couldn't get through the door, so they opened up the docking bay and he just had to hold onto an Arwing for dear life. Samus was remembering how strange Marth had been acting, and she prayed that he didn't turn into a zombie.
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"Sooooo...... how does it feel, Princy Prick, tell me how it feels to be tricked by an old guy!"
"........"
"......Don't feel bad, Marie, he's always like this nowadays" Roy watched Marth, who was playing with a yarn ball like a catnipped kitten.
"IT'S MARIC!!"
"Well, your writings too fancy! It looked like an E to me"
Link had fainted. Young link was observing what was before them. Many many dead bodies. But not just ordinary dead bodies, oh no. They were Ganon, Medius, Metroid Prime, about a thousand dead space pirates, goombas and shy guys, redeads, basic soldiers, Roy's dad(?), toads(?),erm, who knows who's body that is, dark link, majora,awkward little imps with pitchforks,and so on.
"HAHAHA!! I shall revive all of these villains with the power of Mages! How do you feel about that, you blue fuzz ball!?" Maric gazed around. He couldn't see Marth. He turned around and fell. Marth was putting on a space pirate outfit and testing out the laser while tearing off the blade and replacing it with his sword. He looked rather comical....but deadly nonetheless.
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Fox sighed. He loved piloting the Great Fox, no matter how junky it had become. He sometimes dreamt of how his life would be if he had been born a human. Samus would've liked him. He just acted dumb to hide how sad he was. He was grieving over his father, and now Samus hated him because of how.......fuzzy he was. He couldn't help it, at least he could talk.
"We're almost there Samus."
"Good, I can't wait to get out of this dump"
He winced at her cruelty and gently pressed the intercom.
"Bowser, we're almost there.....Bowser?" All Fox could do was panic. He could hear strange, giggly growls as the arwing was loaded up. He could hear the engine whirring as the docking bay opened up.
"Try to take my villaining job, will you? I'll blow ya all to hell!"
"HEY! THAT'S MY ONLY ARWING!! CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME!!!???"
Soon, Bowser had shot off toward the building containing the trapped heroes. Fox leaned back. There wasn't much he could do now....and there goes the fuel....
"Ummm.....Sam, I think we ran outta gas....and power..."
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"Oh mighty shadows of death and destruction, hear my cry! Revive Thy Villains And Destroy Altea!"
Roy gasped and fell to the ground weak from the rants magic eating powers. Young Link was backing towards the exit, dragging Link with him. Marth was running around in the Space Pirate suit, shouting incoherent stupidity.
The villains began to awaken. The unknown body turned out to be Mr. Game and Watch.
"What the Hell is THAT!!" All heroes shouted.
"Um, I dunno how it got in there..." Maric whipped out a list, he looked back at Mr.G&W, then shrugged and started laughing.
"Beep beep.....BEEP BE-beep!" The 2d nuisance said.
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Uh, sorry for not updating in forever. My Grandpa died and it crushed me, so I didn't really have the want to continue either story. Ah, screw it all. I'll try to update this weekend.
Notes: I'm gonna update many chapters at once. Maybe I'll even type up the whole story. I'm grounded. I can't get on the net. And I'm currently breaking in to my own computer. This just ain't right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ring Ring. Ring Ring.
"I got it!"
"No, I got it!"
Falco sighed. Deep down inside, Slippy and Fox were really idiots. He walked over to the phone. After a moment, he turned to Fox.
"Hey, Fox! It's for you!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Samus braced herself. She really hated how Fox acted. He seemed so brave and noble when he's on duty. But when he's got nothing to do, he's a furry jerk. Still, his Great Fox could get them to any location in a matter of minutes. Anyway, she didn't want that huge koopa stinking up her bounty ship.
" 'Ello?"
"Hey Fox....Um.....I was wondering if...."
"If what? You think I can't remember what happened last time you asked for help? My ship was full of dead space pirates for three months! The place reeked! And, when we ran outta fuel, you got on your ship and ditched us!"
"Yeah.....so?"
"SO! That's all you can say!?!" (Peach and Bowser sweat drop)
"Look, if you don't help us, a lot of really bad things will happen!"
"Really? Good, I'm just itching to test out my new rapid fire blaster!"
"um.....you'll be able to use it here"
"So what?"
"I'll....I'll pay you!"
"..........deal"
"Okay, I need you to track this call, so that you can find where we are. I'll give you directions from there."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5 minutes later
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"No"
"But-"
"NO! LIZARD MAN STAYS!"
"I'll pay you!"
"....deal"
Samus sat down next to Fox, watching as Peach tried to understand why she couldn't drive. Bowser...he couldn't get through the door, so they opened up the docking bay and he just had to hold onto an Arwing for dear life. Samus was remembering how strange Marth had been acting, and she prayed that he didn't turn into a zombie.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Sooooo...... how does it feel, Princy Prick, tell me how it feels to be tricked by an old guy!"
"........"
"......Don't feel bad, Marie, he's always like this nowadays" Roy watched Marth, who was playing with a yarn ball like a catnipped kitten.
"IT'S MARIC!!"
"Well, your writings too fancy! It looked like an E to me"
Link had fainted. Young link was observing what was before them. Many many dead bodies. But not just ordinary dead bodies, oh no. They were Ganon, Medius, Metroid Prime, about a thousand dead space pirates, goombas and shy guys, redeads, basic soldiers, Roy's dad(?), toads(?),erm, who knows who's body that is, dark link, majora,awkward little imps with pitchforks,and so on.
"HAHAHA!! I shall revive all of these villains with the power of Mages! How do you feel about that, you blue fuzz ball!?" Maric gazed around. He couldn't see Marth. He turned around and fell. Marth was putting on a space pirate outfit and testing out the laser while tearing off the blade and replacing it with his sword. He looked rather comical....but deadly nonetheless.
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Fox sighed. He loved piloting the Great Fox, no matter how junky it had become. He sometimes dreamt of how his life would be if he had been born a human. Samus would've liked him. He just acted dumb to hide how sad he was. He was grieving over his father, and now Samus hated him because of how.......fuzzy he was. He couldn't help it, at least he could talk.
"We're almost there Samus."
"Good, I can't wait to get out of this dump"
He winced at her cruelty and gently pressed the intercom.
"Bowser, we're almost there.....Bowser?" All Fox could do was panic. He could hear strange, giggly growls as the arwing was loaded up. He could hear the engine whirring as the docking bay opened up.
"Try to take my villaining job, will you? I'll blow ya all to hell!"
"HEY! THAT'S MY ONLY ARWING!! CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME!!!???"
Soon, Bowser had shot off toward the building containing the trapped heroes. Fox leaned back. There wasn't much he could do now....and there goes the fuel....
"Ummm.....Sam, I think we ran outta gas....and power..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh mighty shadows of death and destruction, hear my cry! Revive Thy Villains And Destroy Altea!"
Roy gasped and fell to the ground weak from the rants magic eating powers. Young Link was backing towards the exit, dragging Link with him. Marth was running around in the Space Pirate suit, shouting incoherent stupidity.
The villains began to awaken. The unknown body turned out to be Mr. Game and Watch.
"What the Hell is THAT!!" All heroes shouted.
"Um, I dunno how it got in there..." Maric whipped out a list, he looked back at Mr.G&W, then shrugged and started laughing.
"Beep beep.....BEEP BE-beep!" The 2d nuisance said.
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Uh, sorry for not updating in forever. My Grandpa died and it crushed me, so I didn't really have the want to continue either story. Ah, screw it all. I'll try to update this weekend.