.hack//STUPIDFRIGGINGLITCH
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. But hopefully, I will someday. SOMEDAY!!
Glitches. They suck, right? Yeah.. Isn't it annoying when you're on an Oekaki board and you're
drawing the most beautiful picture ever, which has taken you hours, and then BOOM! Right
when you're about to finish, you get that little error message, "This program needs to shut
down." and you've lost your picture! Well, a glitch like this happened in the computers of the
C.C Corporation, the people who made "The World" online game. This glitch caused the servers
to be down for quite a long while. Very misfortunate for all the people who were playing when
the glitch happened and didn't save recently, who lost all the items, money and experience they
had gained after their last save. When the error was finally fixed and the servers were back up,
everyone was happy. Except for a few people who gathered around the Wavemaster boy who had
been laying on the ground in Mac Anu by the Chaos Gate, seemingly asleep. They gaped at his
odd weapon, wondering what kind of event the boy had gotten it from. They poked and prodded
at the reddish staff until the boy woke up. He opened one eye and saw all the people crowded
around him. Then, he opened the other eye, sat up, and spoke.
"Who are you people!? Get the hell away from me!" The boy's eyes widened as he thought, 'I
spoke..' The bunches of people started to throw questions at him.
"Who are you?"
"Where did you get your staff?"
"Can I have your member address?"
The boy stood up, wondering why no one was running from him. He slowly backed away, then
turned and ran from the mob of people. He stopped at the river and turned his head to look
behind him. The people were following him. He sighed, then looked down at the river. "..Aw,
what the heck." He jumped into the river, making a large splash. The mob of people ran up to the
river, looking around for the boy, but soon gave up, lost interest and walked off. The boy's head
came up from under the water. His messy black hair was dripping wet and his long, red dress-like
outfit was soaked. He heard someone, a girl's voice, calling out to him from above.
"Hey! Hey, you in the river! Are you okay?"
The boy blinked. "...God?" He said to himself as he looked up to see the face of a girl with short
blue hair. She reached down. "Grab my hand. I'll pull you out." She told him. The boy did as she
said and was lifted out of the water and onto the boat she was riding. The boy spit some river
water out of his mouth and the girl giggled. "I saw you jump into the river. Were you being
chased by those people who were lined up by the edge of the water?" The boy nodded and the
girl continued. "Oh, how rude of me, I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Subaru. And
behind me is Silver Knight." She pointed behind her at a strange man wearing a horned mask
thing. Silver Knight glanced at the boy's staff and immediately got on the boy's case. "Where did
you get that weapon!? I've seen nothing like it! I sense some illegal editing here!" Subaru put her
finger to her mouth, signaling Silver Knight to be quiet. She turned back around to the boy.
"Well, are you going to tell me your name?" The boy looked a little uneasy. "My name?" He
asked. "It's..." Subaru blinked. "Go on." she said. The boy continued.
"It's....Skeith."
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Wooo. Review. You know you want to. =D
DISCLAIMER: I don't own .hack. But hopefully, I will someday. SOMEDAY!!
Glitches. They suck, right? Yeah.. Isn't it annoying when you're on an Oekaki board and you're
drawing the most beautiful picture ever, which has taken you hours, and then BOOM! Right
when you're about to finish, you get that little error message, "This program needs to shut
down." and you've lost your picture! Well, a glitch like this happened in the computers of the
C.C Corporation, the people who made "The World" online game. This glitch caused the servers
to be down for quite a long while. Very misfortunate for all the people who were playing when
the glitch happened and didn't save recently, who lost all the items, money and experience they
had gained after their last save. When the error was finally fixed and the servers were back up,
everyone was happy. Except for a few people who gathered around the Wavemaster boy who had
been laying on the ground in Mac Anu by the Chaos Gate, seemingly asleep. They gaped at his
odd weapon, wondering what kind of event the boy had gotten it from. They poked and prodded
at the reddish staff until the boy woke up. He opened one eye and saw all the people crowded
around him. Then, he opened the other eye, sat up, and spoke.
"Who are you people!? Get the hell away from me!" The boy's eyes widened as he thought, 'I
spoke..' The bunches of people started to throw questions at him.
"Who are you?"
"Where did you get your staff?"
"Can I have your member address?"
The boy stood up, wondering why no one was running from him. He slowly backed away, then
turned and ran from the mob of people. He stopped at the river and turned his head to look
behind him. The people were following him. He sighed, then looked down at the river. "..Aw,
what the heck." He jumped into the river, making a large splash. The mob of people ran up to the
river, looking around for the boy, but soon gave up, lost interest and walked off. The boy's head
came up from under the water. His messy black hair was dripping wet and his long, red dress-like
outfit was soaked. He heard someone, a girl's voice, calling out to him from above.
"Hey! Hey, you in the river! Are you okay?"
The boy blinked. "...God?" He said to himself as he looked up to see the face of a girl with short
blue hair. She reached down. "Grab my hand. I'll pull you out." She told him. The boy did as she
said and was lifted out of the water and onto the boat she was riding. The boy spit some river
water out of his mouth and the girl giggled. "I saw you jump into the river. Were you being
chased by those people who were lined up by the edge of the water?" The boy nodded and the
girl continued. "Oh, how rude of me, I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Subaru. And
behind me is Silver Knight." She pointed behind her at a strange man wearing a horned mask
thing. Silver Knight glanced at the boy's staff and immediately got on the boy's case. "Where did
you get that weapon!? I've seen nothing like it! I sense some illegal editing here!" Subaru put her
finger to her mouth, signaling Silver Knight to be quiet. She turned back around to the boy.
"Well, are you going to tell me your name?" The boy looked a little uneasy. "My name?" He
asked. "It's..." Subaru blinked. "Go on." she said. The boy continued.
"It's....Skeith."
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Wooo. Review. You know you want to. =D
