Notes: Hum....people are strange. Ah well, I worry not. A review a chappie makes the author happy!
Thais: Er, no, I'm not Zee....I'm a disgruntled half crazy American who lives for the laughs!
Er......how to start this chapter....oh yes....I know!
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"Wait'l I get my hands on that arrogant blue-haired snot-nosed cross-eyed Marth!!" Zelda was literally stomping through the desert, each step causing the ground to shake. She was following a trail of blood and stomach acids, which had been left from Marics' cronies carrying Ganons' carcass to the temple.
"I'll....I'll- WHAT THE!!"
She had to hit the sand as the Great Fox narrowly missed sidewsiping her. She temporarily forgot about Revenge on Marth to go see if the 'Metal Bird' was okay.
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"Figures. A junky run down ship can barely hold enough fuel to go two lightyears," Samus then kicked the side of the once proud ship to prove her point.
Fox was biting his lip to hold back tears. He only wanted someone to care for him, but no one seemed to care if he was still breathing. He looked up and saw a figure running towards them waving its' arms and shouting. Samus used her visor to get a close up and murmered," A single space-pirate."
"ROOOAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!" To Marth, none of what was happening was fair. He barely survived the fight against Medius, he had just rebuilt Altea, and now this whole mess. He let out another roar. He could not understand why, just that when he put on the alien armor, he became the alien. He hated it. He smelled, was gruesome, had no hair, was greenish-blackish, and could not speak in any sensible language. At least he could get help from Samus.... 'Wait a moment,' he thought,'If I'm in a body that isn't mine, a space pirates' body at that, then.....oh shit'.
"DIE YOU PIRATE SCUM!!" Samus wasted no time at all. she pounded the hell out of him, and then shot him into the sky. He was lucky.....sort of. Instead of falling into impending doom, he ran into Bowsers' Arwing, and clung to one of the wings.
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Zelda ran toward them,shouting,"Oh Migolly gosh!(1)Are you all alright?"
Samus turned towards Zelda. Finally feeling safe, Samus removed her helmet.(2) She looked at the princess and nodded.
"All is well"
"I'm trying to find this guy by the name of Marth"
"Really? That's what I'm trying to do!"
"Well then, let's join forces in this quest for Marth!"
The two shook hands, not knowing that their purposes for finding the disgruntled man were completely different.
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Irvine the Space Pirate awoke to a strange sight. For starters, he was in a forest, in a desert. He was naked. But the big shocker was that he wasn't in his own body! He almost shouted, then stopped, and decided to admire his new body. The downfall was that he felt much weaker, but now he was attractive! He had blue fur on his head, and had pale, smooth skin that felt nice to touch.
"Well, well, I think I could learn to like this body"
He looked up to find two identical men walking towards him shouting 'Marth'.
Interesting.
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hmmm.....I'll end here.
(1): I am completely sorry about Zelda being an ass, really, I am. She is one of my favorite characters.
(2): Samus feels insecure about taking her helmet off in this story, and only feels safe around people she knows when she is helmetless and....exposed.
And now for my shout out to the rude and uncouth:
Apparently, I did some form of bad stuff with that other story I wrote, so I deleted it. But now, the website I allegedly got it from, does not appear to exist.....so I deleted it for nothing. The coward who sent me the review left no way of finding him/her, so I have no way of badgering...so now I'm pissed. And he even got a lacky to review, too.
Thais: Er, no, I'm not Zee....I'm a disgruntled half crazy American who lives for the laughs!
Er......how to start this chapter....oh yes....I know!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wait'l I get my hands on that arrogant blue-haired snot-nosed cross-eyed Marth!!" Zelda was literally stomping through the desert, each step causing the ground to shake. She was following a trail of blood and stomach acids, which had been left from Marics' cronies carrying Ganons' carcass to the temple.
"I'll....I'll- WHAT THE!!"
She had to hit the sand as the Great Fox narrowly missed sidewsiping her. She temporarily forgot about Revenge on Marth to go see if the 'Metal Bird' was okay.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Figures. A junky run down ship can barely hold enough fuel to go two lightyears," Samus then kicked the side of the once proud ship to prove her point.
Fox was biting his lip to hold back tears. He only wanted someone to care for him, but no one seemed to care if he was still breathing. He looked up and saw a figure running towards them waving its' arms and shouting. Samus used her visor to get a close up and murmered," A single space-pirate."
"ROOOAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!" To Marth, none of what was happening was fair. He barely survived the fight against Medius, he had just rebuilt Altea, and now this whole mess. He let out another roar. He could not understand why, just that when he put on the alien armor, he became the alien. He hated it. He smelled, was gruesome, had no hair, was greenish-blackish, and could not speak in any sensible language. At least he could get help from Samus.... 'Wait a moment,' he thought,'If I'm in a body that isn't mine, a space pirates' body at that, then.....oh shit'.
"DIE YOU PIRATE SCUM!!" Samus wasted no time at all. she pounded the hell out of him, and then shot him into the sky. He was lucky.....sort of. Instead of falling into impending doom, he ran into Bowsers' Arwing, and clung to one of the wings.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zelda ran toward them,shouting,"Oh Migolly gosh!(1)Are you all alright?"
Samus turned towards Zelda. Finally feeling safe, Samus removed her helmet.(2) She looked at the princess and nodded.
"All is well"
"I'm trying to find this guy by the name of Marth"
"Really? That's what I'm trying to do!"
"Well then, let's join forces in this quest for Marth!"
The two shook hands, not knowing that their purposes for finding the disgruntled man were completely different.
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Irvine the Space Pirate awoke to a strange sight. For starters, he was in a forest, in a desert. He was naked. But the big shocker was that he wasn't in his own body! He almost shouted, then stopped, and decided to admire his new body. The downfall was that he felt much weaker, but now he was attractive! He had blue fur on his head, and had pale, smooth skin that felt nice to touch.
"Well, well, I think I could learn to like this body"
He looked up to find two identical men walking towards him shouting 'Marth'.
Interesting.
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hmmm.....I'll end here.
(1): I am completely sorry about Zelda being an ass, really, I am. She is one of my favorite characters.
(2): Samus feels insecure about taking her helmet off in this story, and only feels safe around people she knows when she is helmetless and....exposed.
And now for my shout out to the rude and uncouth:
Apparently, I did some form of bad stuff with that other story I wrote, so I deleted it. But now, the website I allegedly got it from, does not appear to exist.....so I deleted it for nothing. The coward who sent me the review left no way of finding him/her, so I have no way of badgering...so now I'm pissed. And he even got a lacky to review, too.